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danceswithporn Mar 28, 2026 +764

>There’s really no way to describe this other than conceding that Iran will emerge from the war massively strengthened. **We’ve come a long, long way from regime change and unconditional surrender.** The other way to view it is that **Rubio concedes that Iran will come out of the war massively strengthened and that it’s up to Europe and perhaps some countries in Asia to fix it.** Seems likely.

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FantasticJacket7 Mar 28, 2026 +341

The unfortunate reality though is that Trump won't allow himself to be perceived to have lost. Which means he's going to keep escalating.

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whatproblems Mar 28, 2026 +245

also his advisors are saudi and israel…. they certainly don’t mind burning the us’s military on iran

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t_zidd Mar 28, 2026 +1

Not advisors. Clients.

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Repulsive-Party6267 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Masters.

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TinyZoro Mar 28, 2026 +1

People keep saying this but everyone who has a reason to know the facts ie Palestinians, Iranians have always been super clear than Israel is a client of the US not the other way around. It serves America for Israel to be the bad guy. America provides money to Israel. Israel indirectly funds politicians in the US to ensure a majority for American Imperialism in both parties. That’s American Imperialism at work.

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adeewun Mar 28, 2026 +1

Not clients. Handlers.

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ThirdSunRising Mar 28, 2026 +1

And if the US completely bankrupts itself for the cause, that’s a sacrifice they’re willing to make

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MilkiestMaestro Mar 28, 2026 +1

I really hope there is someone willing to step in and stop him if he ever wants to press that big red button.

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Azmoten Mar 28, 2026 +1

Come on cholesterol…come onnnn

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bananastand512 Mar 28, 2026 +1

The LDL and triglyceride kind, not the good HDL kind.

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Has_Recipes Mar 28, 2026 +1

Sodium for the win

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catch_yourself_on Mar 28, 2026 +1

And there should have been many, but there's not. It should be clear now that the rich and powerful do not face consequences. As an American, I don't even know what to do anymore. I vote every election. I've tried to reason with my maga family, FOR YEARS. I go to my local protests. I'm 1 or 2 paychecks from being homeless myself. The whole f****** system has failed. And it seems to have been a lie from the beginning. OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS HAVE FAILED US ON EVERY LEVEL In case any of you are wondering, this country has not been a democracy for a while. Where the history books decide to draw that line, I dunno But this *gestures everywhere* is just a great big mess

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FFF_in_WY Mar 28, 2026 +1

Hello there. You sound like just the kind of person that we need in local party politics. Local parties help recruit candidates and drive local issues - and build the state parties. State parties get to drive the platform and build the national party. We have been at the point for a long time now where the rusted structure of party control requires a hard reboot. It's worth looking into in your area.

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civil_politician Mar 28, 2026 +24

for as long as he can, and the more he does before november the fewer people there will be willing to prop this bullshit up

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Alucard661 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Then the republicans will say the democrats lost us the war and then elect a republican maga in the election.

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Illustrious_Map_3247 Mar 28, 2026 +1

You may be right. But I can also see him just declaring victory and walking away. Like, he never “locked her up” or “built the wall”. I’ve read that he’s “bored” with the war already. I’ve heard speculation that the US only joined the attacks because Israel was going to do it anyway. Then US bases would get attacked anyway. And the US public would have blamed Israel. This way, all that happened except Israel hasn’t been blamed. In that scenario, the US has played its part.

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ZMaiden Mar 28, 2026 +1

Trump runs the country the way I pick a steam game when drunk. I want instant gratification, I skip all dialogue, I just want to get to the pew pew. Maybe he’s forgotten that he can’t load a save and try again.

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gringledoom Mar 28, 2026 +1

Thing is, that doesn't make Iran reopen the strait. So he still has the gas price problem that impacts the least-capable-of-abstract-thought Americans in an extremely tangible way.

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Illustrious_Map_3247 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Yeah, but that’s democrats’ fault. Or woke’s fault. Or gas prices are actually the lowest we’ve ever seen. Most likely, all of the above.

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IctrlPlanes Mar 28, 2026 +1

The issue is if he gives up on having American military men and women killed then the US goes back to talking about the Trump-Epstein files and he can't have that. He will need a new distraction before giving up this one.

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KL5668 Mar 28, 2026 +1

He’s already named the next distraction. Cuba.

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lo_fi_ho Mar 28, 2026 +1

Trump is a true nihilist. He has given statements in his past where he repeatedly has stated that nothing really matters. He is the worlds most dangerous man atm. A demented nihilist with the codes to the largest nuclear arsenal on earth.

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ryapeter Mar 28, 2026 +1

I read somewhere its strait of trump now. Am i dreaming? Did he lost the name battle?

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livinginfutureworld Mar 28, 2026 +1

No. He'll lose but declare victory. The rest of us not living in Fantasyland will lose for real because Iran got stronger in reality.

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800oz_gorilla Mar 28, 2026 +1

Ah the Putin approach. I wonder where he learned that.

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failureat111N31st Mar 28, 2026 +49

Also the US position in the Middle East will be weakened.

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Icamp2cook Mar 28, 2026 +34

Not just the ME. We’ve caused significant problems in Asia with this stunt. The only recourse we have is immediate removal from office, even then it may be too late. Of course, it will never happen.

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minus2cats Mar 28, 2026 +26

Thats good for world peace.

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Nisi-Marie Mar 28, 2026 +1

I mean talking point has been “peace in the Middle East” for as long as I’ve been alive. So perhaps, Trump will accomplish that! The entire Middle East united against America was probably not really what they meant, but hey, sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

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cheesaremorgia Mar 28, 2026 +2

Finally some good news.

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VincentVanG Mar 28, 2026 +1

So let me me game this out. Wars over, Iran is now the undisputed steward (using that lightly) of the Straight. Now they can charge/bargain with it like Panama Canal? So they make even more money, use it that new wealth to rebuild proxies, which will eventually be used to disrupt/attach American interests? This is actually what always happens almost every time America has America goes to war since Korea. Neat!

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SirenSultry Mar 28, 2026 +22

You’re spot on. This is a massive pivot from the unconditional surrender rhetoric we’ve heard for years. It sounds like a quiet admission that the previous strategy failed and they’re now just hoping someone else steps in to handle the consequences.

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pargofan Mar 28, 2026 +1

It is. But none of the other world leaders are biting. They've all gone on record to say this is America's problem to solve. Which means it really isn't a big deal to the rest of the world.

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areyoualocal Mar 28, 2026 +7

Those countries could kick out American oil companies as the "fee".

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buried_lede Mar 28, 2026 +1

We’re probably the vender of last resort now. All else being equal, countries would rather buy from someone else. I can’t blame them

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__O_o_______ Mar 28, 2026 +1

Bummer!

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Churchbushonk Mar 28, 2026 +1

Well, according to Trump, Trump himself is a weak leader that didn’t “have the cards”. What a loser.

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adrr Mar 28, 2026 +9

$1 barrel tax + $67 normal price oil is much cheaper than $150+ barrel oil if US hits Iran's infrastructure and Iran retailates. Escalation could easily cause $10 per gallon gas.

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Zhelthan Mar 28, 2026 +1

Europe and Asia need to fix it ? You f****** poked a wasp nest and we need to fix it???

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lutus5789 Mar 28, 2026 +1

“Oops i was trying to bully someone now they stood up”. Sounds like a high school bully forgot real world is slightly different.

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Corbotron_5 Mar 28, 2026 +1

America needs to fix it’s own mess and stop making new ones.

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rapax Mar 28, 2026 +1

Come on, just say it: "Iran won."

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Wretched_Gourd Mar 28, 2026 +1

Iran could easily win this conflict. Although, I think it’s a stretch to say Iran will be massively strengthened afterwards

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minus2cats Mar 28, 2026 +4

Europe should just ally with Iran since they dont need to comply with the abusive dad (US) anymore.

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Prior_Coyote_4376 Mar 28, 2026 +1096

It almost makes you wish we had more energy sources that weren’t dependent on foreign oil

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BearSquid7 Mar 28, 2026 +479

Windmill cancer, the silent killer

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PeculiarAlize Mar 28, 2026 +66

Ooph yeah I think I'd rather take my chances with solar panel disease

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DeepFuckingDebt Mar 28, 2026 +27

Look, global warming is fake but with all these big ugly solar panels heating up the air, maybe not. Solar panels are causing global warming, maybe. Many people are saying it.

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Violoner Mar 28, 2026 +3

Melanoma?

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j564 Mar 28, 2026 +2

“Melania”noma - FIFY

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specqq Mar 28, 2026 +22

Every time this gets mentioned I feel compelled to point out he didn't just say that windmills cause cancer, he said the *noise* of windmills causes cancer. So calling them the "silent killer" is even more stupid than you may have imagined. And therefore perfectly appropriate.

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EggStriking9712 Mar 28, 2026 +62

And think of all the poor birds.

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RedMonk01 Mar 28, 2026 +43

Birds aren't real.

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TheReservedList Mar 28, 2026 +14

Not if you have windmills they aren’t.

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redalert825 Mar 28, 2026 +13

And toupees flying off!

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Peach-Grand Mar 28, 2026 +12

And what will happen when there’s no wind? Edit to add s/ just in case

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TheReservedList Mar 28, 2026 +8

We feed excess corn to midwestern men so they can fart at the windmills.

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Violoner Mar 28, 2026 +2

We all die

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krypticus Mar 28, 2026 +5

What else, besides oil spills, kills birds and whales like windmills do? And I mean turbines are “white”: that can’t be their natural color.

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Cre0na Mar 28, 2026 +5

Oh, you believe in birds?

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boofles1 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Ww have a politician in Australia who is terribly worried about whales being effected by offshore windmills, it's incredible how concerning renewable energy is to some politicians who are in bed with the fossil fuel industry.

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JohnHenryMillerTime Mar 28, 2026 +1

"Fan death: Windmills" is a good later sequel to a longstanding K-horror franchise with their first western collaboration.

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r3drocket Mar 28, 2026 +1

My brother found these stop windmill cancer stickers. And he lives in a very conservative area and put them on his car expecting to enrage conservatives. Instead, it turned out they didn't understand them, and that it was poking fun at this stupid lie.

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Additional_Good4200 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Let the town folk know the good news: if the pitch of the blades is reversed, it doesn’t cause windmill cancer. It causes windmill health. I would think that’s obvious, but I kind of know a lot about science from a YouTube link my cousin sent me.

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Ilikereefer Mar 28, 2026 +1

Windmills are cool and everything but have you ever considered how bad they make golf courses look?

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RJ5R Mar 28, 2026 +68

well oil is just one thing that comes down that strait, one of many types of raw materials including *raw materials that go into making fertilizer*, along with various raw materials for batteries trump screws the farmers again and again and again (and yet they still voted for him 3x bc they thought they were owning the libs, but instead many will end up being the ones getting owned... losing their family farms in the process )

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_skulls_ Mar 28, 2026 +45

Good screw them. Hope they feel some pain finally since we all are due to those idiots.

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duckinradar Mar 28, 2026 +33

I have a really hard time feeling bad for people who are literally getting exactly what they voted for.

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Lost_And_Found66 Mar 28, 2026 +15

I mean they'll vote for him a 4th time because they would rather be the in group of the ashes than be treated equally in a society.

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7ddlysuns Mar 28, 2026 +1

What they voted for are subsidies. Dems better end that shit if they win the house

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ynotfoster Mar 28, 2026 +1

I know, especially the farmers because when they fail they f*** us all big time.

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7ddlysuns Mar 28, 2026 +1

Dems foolishly bail out farmers while republicans are president. They’d better stop

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jaxiepie7 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Plus other fun things travel through the like helium gas which (is/was) a byproduct of Qatar's LNG production and is necessary to run MRI machines in hospitals among other things.

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poorperspective Mar 28, 2026 +1

It’s easier to not plant the field and just take the government bail out. Farmers know exactly why they voted for him; corporate farms are well fare queens.

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JessieJ577 Mar 28, 2026 +25

If only this administration watched Dune. They would’ve learned about relying on a single resource and blindly following figures who use religion to have people blindly follow them for personal gain. It would be cool if Trump does end up like Paul

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Half-Wombat Mar 28, 2026 +21

They probably did watch it and thought the Harkonnens were the goodies.

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ArrowsOfFate Mar 28, 2026 +7

Les miserables is trumps favorite play. It wouldn’t have any effect on a tunnel vision outlook of the world.

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JessieJ577 Mar 28, 2026 +5

True he probably would’ve thought the Baron was a cool dude

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ArrowsOfFate Mar 28, 2026 +5

He definitely would, he has complimented multiple authoritarian world leaders on their authoritarianism.

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duckinradar Mar 28, 2026 +13

Or you know, hadn’t lit the entire world’s oil supply lines on fire for the sake of distracting from those files the doj hasn’t managed to scrub trumps name off of

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exintel Mar 28, 2026 +9

Well, Canada was always a good friend nation and oil supplier until Donnie Bungles

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GunnieGraves Mar 28, 2026 +4

I think if you point that out to a right winger you’d get a response of “I’d rather be broke than woke!”

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DoctorWMD Mar 28, 2026 +3

Or foreign policy that wasn't dependent on bombs on faraway soil

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Adept-Sir-1704 Mar 28, 2026 +1

It almost makes you with we didn’t have a president who didn’t act irrationally to harm Americans with the sole purpose of diverting attention ton away from the fact that he raped children.

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NotOfferedForHearsay Mar 28, 2026 +10

We have plenty of oil (as Trump noted). We’re not dependent on foreign oil. However oil is a global commodity and if the price goes up for one country it goes up for all of them.

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5minArgument Mar 28, 2026 +5

I suppose, if you don’t count the 10million barrels/day that we import, then yes.

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justinballsonya Mar 28, 2026 +3

Why does the U.S. export more oil than it imports? Think about it.

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5minArgument Mar 28, 2026 +3

Because we have refineries?

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justinballsonya Mar 28, 2026 +3

U.S. oil companies make money exporting and it's also cheaper for them to import from other countries. It's more complicated, but that's what it boils down to.

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StrongAroma Mar 28, 2026 +2

Now watch him roll coal on those libs

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ClassyWizardCheese Mar 28, 2026 +599

Okay? So we are killing people, spending a fortune, ruining the global economy, and actually changing the balance of power in Iran's favor? And this is after the president said we won?

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InterviewNo3538 Mar 28, 2026 +86

The art of the deal bro

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mollila Mar 28, 2026 +1

Shart of a deal

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rickskyscraper3000 Mar 28, 2026 +93

Maybe he means the billionaires? Maybe it's just they that are the "we?" No one else is winning anything.

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Sytafluer Mar 28, 2026 +1

Well if you own an oil well, or recently stole the drilling rights from another country then hey you are winning. For everyone else not so much. Edit: spelling

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ThrowThrowThrowMyOat Mar 28, 2026 +1

Are we talking about the r*** of children by our political establishment? That's the metric of victory

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Bosa_McKittle Mar 28, 2026 +1

Mission Accomplished Part Deux

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Routine_Temporary661 Mar 28, 2026 +1

You forgot a few things 1. Killing schoolgirls 2. Ruining the share market 3. Hurting regional allies and expose America's non-trustworthiness in defence

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Rex-A-Vision Mar 28, 2026 +116

So statesman-like. How was this guy even a senator...much less Secretary of State?

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blazesquall Mar 28, 2026 +57

99 Senators unanimously thought he could do.

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2much2Jung Mar 28, 2026 +12

Or, just jumped at the opportunity to get rid of him.

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Rex-A-Vision Mar 28, 2026 +16

Kinda makes ya wanna weep...

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S0LO_Bot Mar 28, 2026 +13

Because he was (and still is) perhaps the only qualified cabinet pick. Everyone else in this admin is off the walls insane.

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blazesquall Mar 28, 2026 +13

He's a different kind of insane.

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Mateorabi Mar 28, 2026 +1

Whereas he is just craven?

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PluginAlong Mar 28, 2026 +17

Have you looked at the Senate recently? It's an incredibly low bar to be a senator.

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FrothingJavelina Mar 28, 2026 +1

See: Tommy Tuberville

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Ozymandias12 Mar 28, 2026 +11

Rubio has never been anything more than an empty suit. As a senator, he accomplished nothing for Floridians. The only reason why he was elected was because of the communist boogie man that the Cubans constantly fall for.

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mahlerlieber Mar 28, 2026 +23

TBF, in the clown car that is trump's cabinet, Rubio is the least clowniest. The democratic senators likely voted for him because he at least sane. Turns out, he's not, but he's also not the craziest.

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steepleton Mar 28, 2026 +13

well he did wait till now to wear his big clown shoes

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Rex-A-Vision Mar 28, 2026 +4

I will henceforth be rating the clownieness of everything I come across! Thanks, truly, for the new passtime!

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gorginhanson Mar 28, 2026 +3

cause florida

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hammertime2009 Mar 28, 2026 +1

He’s the guy this administration keeps around because they know they are absolutely f****** crazy and insanely high on power and hitleresque ideas that they need some pawn to keep around them who won’t snitch but who will remind them when they get too high off their own supply. Holy shit that was one sentence.

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b_tight Mar 28, 2026 +1

Rubio is also the national security advisor in addition to sec of state. The last person to hold both such titles at the same time…kissinger. History doesnt repeat, but it rhymes

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jsmithers945 Mar 28, 2026 +50

Green energy is looking real s*** right now.

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Knotted_Hole69 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Best we can do is bans and high tariffs

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suckyousideways Mar 28, 2026 +1

And maybe a tacky ballroom.

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Im_Talking Mar 28, 2026 +61

"It's... it's... just something that we couldn't have foreseen... like the price of gas going up after starting the war"

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ThomasDeLaRue Mar 28, 2026 +1

The absolute funniest thing ever would be if we rapidly transition to renewable energy, not for any of the normal or good reasons, but to spite Iran after this gargantuan f*** up.

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handysmith Mar 28, 2026 +1

It's not even to spite Iran, it's to survive the actions of the trump administration

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Dizzy_Law396 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Necessity is the mother of invention

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civil_politician Mar 28, 2026 +23

We fired all the smart people that were telling us this but there's no way anyone could have predicted it

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RealTurbulentMoose Mar 28, 2026 +1

We’re all looking for the guy who did this!

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Mikethebest78 Mar 28, 2026 +19

An unnecessary war might also be characterized as a "huge bummer"

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jediporcupine Mar 28, 2026 +13

Next time you sell yourself to the devil Marco, at least make sure it’s someone competent and not Temu Satan with a c**** orange spray tan.

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SillyMoxie Mar 28, 2026 +44

Ah, ‘A Huge Bummer’. Truly the height of 21st-century diplomatic terminology.

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byndr Mar 28, 2026 +8

It's the author editorializing.

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Calvin_v_Hobbes Mar 28, 2026 +1

Yes, although it's wrapped into the headline in a misleading way that makes it look like it's part of the statement attributed to Rubio.

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pikachu191 Mar 28, 2026 +10

If only there were cars that could just run on electrical power instead that the current administration wasn’t trying to kill off

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Ambitious_Address667 Mar 28, 2026 +1

This is like one of the biggest f*** ups of all time its just crazy.

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francois_du_nord Mar 28, 2026 +6

If only someone would have thought of that before you started bombing anything that moves….

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Bear4years Mar 28, 2026 +5

Maybe we shouldn’t have entered into this war and caused this situation to occur? Maybe that would have been a good thing??

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misty-mornings Mar 28, 2026 +1

Iran will expect indirect reparations and the world will never trust the US-led economy ever again. Iran has won already. Thanks israel!

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zombat_2142 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Leave to trump to f*** everything up like always

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TakayamaYoshi Mar 28, 2026 +1

Let me get this strait: we spent 40+ billions on this thing; bombed a bunch of buildings in Iran without changing their regime or getting their enriched uranium; had our gulf allies bombed the shit out of; and now the Gulf becomes an Iranian lake? Such a big win.

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wdwhereicome2015 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Oh you changed their regime. But to a more hardline one.

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Gooser3000 Mar 28, 2026 +9

I’ve always used “bummer”, but I never thought I could be the secretary of state!

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Minguseyes Mar 28, 2026 +3

Hey, with qualifications like that you could aspire to any job you liked in this cabinet. Just gotta answer one question though. How do you feel about gargling orange nutsacks?

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justbunnies Mar 28, 2026 +5

The only bummer is people not learning from the first time we elected an incompetent pedo.

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thieh Mar 28, 2026 +9

Each of these idiots would have seen that coming if any of them are remotely competent, but noooo, there isn't anyone with the slightest degree of competence in the entire administration because it has never been the metric to choose candidates.

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ninjplus Mar 28, 2026 +4

in other words, ‘we’re a bunch of f****** idiots who have no clue what we’re doing’

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Salientfox Mar 28, 2026 +1

… and that’s a huge bummer guys am I right? Like gee.

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ZotBattlehero Mar 28, 2026 +1

So the US’ objectives don’t include cleaning up their own mess. Typical.

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Seeking-Something-3 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Gonna be a huge bummer for his long list of jackass maneuvers. “My slave plantation ancestors lost our plantation and now I’m gonna destroy Cuba because of it” 😢 f*** off in hell

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Distasteful_T Mar 28, 2026 +1

Lmao and after he fails at this military operation we can go back to calling him a pedo and a warmongering dumbass lmao Maga stays winning.

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TheFalseTomSelleck Mar 28, 2026 +1

If this is a win I understand what he meant when he said you be tired of winning.

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Oceanbreeze871 Mar 28, 2026 +1

So the Navy and airforce are just really expensive and generally ineffective? Cool Cool

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therealvladimir_0 Mar 28, 2026 +3

Didn't see that coming hey Marco?

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mahlerlieber Mar 28, 2026 +4

He is a part of the "Not-See it coming" party.

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MourningRIF Mar 28, 2026 +3

We have Bill & Ted in charge of the country.

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VisibleVersus Mar 28, 2026 +3

dumber than his shoes.

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ActuatorSmall7746 Mar 28, 2026 +1

This here folks is the U.S. military calls a massive FUBAR..

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Niceguy955 Mar 28, 2026 +1

To think Rubio wanted to be the president, and can't even perform as Trump's carpet.

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BobbyBoogarBreath Mar 28, 2026 +1

This may sound unprofessional, but you have to cut Rubio some slack. He was probably doing blow with Don Jr. just before this conference.

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No-Tomatillo3698 Mar 28, 2026 +1

F*** you. The EU will negotiate their own passage.

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Intro-Nimbus Mar 28, 2026 +1

Iran owns the strait of Trump? Rubio confirms that Trump has been owned by Iran.

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Alger6860 Mar 28, 2026 +5

Who could have imagined a month ago that the owners would want to close it after an unprovoked attack

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SpudgeBoy Mar 28, 2026 +1

Just think Trump didn't have to attack Iran to cover up for the Epstein files.

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Vast-Butte-Futures Mar 28, 2026 +2

So much slick negotiating and winning!

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KindaTrouty Mar 28, 2026 +2

Republican fools

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Blochamolesauce Mar 28, 2026 +2

Trump lost again, chalk it up on the board. what a loser.

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papaHans Mar 28, 2026 +2

On the third day of Trump's war, "The Strait of what?" said Trump, Rubio, and Hegseth simultaneously.

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squeezy102 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Ya dude, total bummer bro. 🙄

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Dezinbo Mar 28, 2026 +1

Iran may own it but it will be named Trump cAnal and he gets a personal cut for licensing his name. That was the sweetheart secret deal he talked about.

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Wulflam Mar 28, 2026 +1

So, the US is causing a problem that others are supposed to solve?

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Wentil Mar 28, 2026 +1

“Golly gee, we sure messed up! Oh well!”

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doolpicate Mar 28, 2026 +1

Get some adults who can speak the truth into the room please. The world is sick of these fellows. Acknowledge they lost and move on. Maybe give trump a participation prize and be done with it.

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Tanren Mar 28, 2026 +1

Masterful gambit sir.

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Mal-De-Terre Mar 28, 2026 +1

If only there was some precedent here.

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OceanLemur Mar 28, 2026 +1

China’s building a million renewable sources a day and while we piss away money we don’t have on the Middle East. Not even mentioning what we’re letting domestic oil companies do to us.

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stbens Mar 28, 2026 +1

Rubio said yesterday that the US were winning, that the war would be over in a week or two and that they were ahead of schedule!

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Orlok_Tsubodai Mar 28, 2026 +1

Like, be cool, Iran! Why you gotta bum everyone out by being so aggro!?

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FlyingBike Mar 28, 2026 +1

"Strait of Trump" lasted what, one day?

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shit_happe Mar 28, 2026 +1

Funny, they didn't own the Strait before the war

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ResidualMadness Mar 28, 2026 +1

This is some next-level stupid shit. My god...

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mps1729 Mar 28, 2026 +1

> the immediate challenge we’re going to face is an Iran that may decide that they want to set up a tolling system in the Strait of Hormuz. Not only is this illegal, it’s unacceptable, it’s dangerous for the world. And it’s important that the world have a plan to confront it.” So we want the world to solve the problems that we created? Good luck with that

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NachHymnen Mar 28, 2026 +1

Wait, Iran is imposing.... TARRIFS ? 🤣

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Honest_Series_8430 Mar 28, 2026 +1

How can Iran own the strait, when Trump just renamed it the "Strait of Trump"?

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tofu_bird Mar 28, 2026 +1

It used to be both free and open to pass. You fucked it up for all of us.

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D-MAN-FLORIDA Mar 28, 2026 +1

Iran making sure that anyone who has presidential aspirations in the Trump admin, gets quickly snatched away.

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ThirdEyeAtlas Mar 28, 2026 +1

It’s a f****** bummer, man

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Lowspark1013 Mar 28, 2026 +2

Are these the Nazis?

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Fun-Pie-7009 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Double-plus ungood!

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Fair-Doughnut3000 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Dude , who stole my car?

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1959Mason Mar 28, 2026 +1

Haven't they always owned the Straight?

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johnnycyberpunk Mar 28, 2026 +1

But I just saw a clip where the President called it the Strait of Trump… how can Iran - the country we’re *at war* with - control that?

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Reddit_wander01 Mar 28, 2026 +1

[Doh!](https://media.gifdb.com/homer-simpson-doh-bangs-his-head-on-the-table-zaqgqe2azeo15j4q.gif)

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kerkula Mar 28, 2026 +1

and this is why we can’t have nice things

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virus_apparatus Mar 28, 2026 +1

“Bummer” is not the word for it

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misty-mornings Mar 28, 2026 +1

I mean. Duh?

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CitySeekerTron Mar 28, 2026 +1

If rules based order has been traded for power, Iran apparently already controlled it, and the US basically them have it.

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ruehite Mar 28, 2026 +1

Self funded reparations? Oil tax...

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JeffreyLunde Mar 28, 2026 +1

In Trumps defence he did say we would be tired of winning

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Rubio: Iran May Own The Strait Now, And That’s a Huge Bummer

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