Rubio Says ‘Epic Fury’ Is Over, as Flare-Ups in Strait of Hormuz Tests Fragile Ceasefire

They just renamed the ongoing fiasco. 😂

How's operation Epstein files going? Get any of the pedos yet? Or are they all in the current administration?

Epic Fury is over. We won. Next week, we start Huuge Fury. It's a separate action so we get a new 60 day clock...

Bull f****** shit. Get congressional approval, dickhead

A fragile ceasefire in the strait of Hormuz usually means my gas prices are about to skyrocket again.

Trump: We'll win again soon with Epic Fury 2: Another victory for Trump.

Strait was opened Feb 27th.. just sayin

We won... *again*!? That's fantastic. That's like the 5th time this war!

> “The operation is over,” Rubio said at a White House briefing. “We’re done with that stage of it.” **In its place, Rubio clarified, the United States has shifted to a “defensive” posture focused more on restoring commercial passage through the Strait of Hormuz**, the narrow waterway that carries a significant share of the world’s energy supplies and has effectively been choked off since the conflict intensified. So the war is over, despite the US blockade (which is an act of war) still being ongoing. So the defensive efforts are to protect the blockade to force open the Strait [and get things "back to the way it was" with the Strait as Marco said earlier,](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/marco-rubio-iran-white-house-cypress-hill-b2971028.html) you know like how it totally open with no issues before this war started.

Pretending the “war” is over and now everything is defensive in nature is pure propaganda.

So we're just going to paper push renaming the war every 60 days to skirt the law requiring congressional approval? Where is Congress? Why have they ceded all power to the president? This is insanity.

“Mission Accomplished.”

cool so the straight is open then?

I don't want to state my opinion on the situation under an article that i've sent myself. I recommend everybody to read the article. I watched the briefing myself and this article, in my opinion, does a good job of summarizing it.

Get it through your thick skulls, Epic Fury is over. We won it 10× already.

“[Rubio] added that the United States would bear the primary burden of the mission…. “This is a favor to the world,” he said, noting that many of the stranded vessels belong to foreign nations now facing shortages of food, water, and essential supplies aboard ships stuck at sea.” Favour to the world  thanks, Marco! 

Coming in November : epic regret

Next week, 2 Epic 2 Furious

War is peace, down is up

Forget Rubio, what do the Iranians say?

Does Iran know?

Pretty piss poor epic, pretty weak for fury. Operation F*** You America runs unimpeded.

That means its goals were accomplished, right? Right?

When does Epstein Fury resume?

Epic Fuckup

Ah, so the first “60 day operation” is done. They will now kick off a “new, separate 60 day operation,” then since and repeat. Then once this is done (or not), a “new, different 60 day operation” in Cuba. I could see this cycle doing indefinitely. The Admin has a list of grievances on different countries.

Mission accomplished.

Good thing they have "Economic Fury" and "Project Freedom" still going on. It's literal teenagers running this shit haha

Has been renamed to Ongoing Fury?

“Flare ups “ Hitting ships, blowing up transit hubs and shooting missiles as U.S. navy ships isnt a flare up. Ffs. 🤦‍♂️ 

Did anyone think to tell Iran?

So we’re adding seasons to war now. Predictable from a trash TV show administration.

Mission accomplished!

Its renamed to 'Epic Fail' now

AIPAC Fury was the best name for it.

We are such a stupid country

it's over when the Iran says it's over ....

Another war big com man ended.

Anyone else tired of these idiots?

So f****** epic

ok, bring everyone home then.

'Epic Fragile' has begun

From the official WH Operation Epic Fury document. The main objectives were: Destroy Irans Missile Capabilities Annihilate the Iranian Navy Prevent Nuclear Weaponization Dismantle Security Infrastructure Neutralize Terrorist Proxies Have they achieved any of the above?

And so begins, ‘Furious Oopsie’.

How can I say it’s over when they’re still bombing our ships and the UAE oil facilities??

They’ve bypassed the 60 day window and their game is to change the name to restart the clock. They are shamelessly insulting our intelligence and our “leaders” are just going to let them get away with it. 

Operation Epic Fury is over. Operation Epic Failure has begun. Thanks Marco for that information.

Well, the Executive powers period ended and the US just kind of declared victory and is moving on now. Absolutely senile.

Wikipedia editors better be fast to make the result "Operational US Failure" or "Iran strategic Victory"

If the constitution were curtains, this administration would be wiping their d*** on them.

Like I trust Rubio when his Boss’s words change every day

I almost forgot the operation was called Epic Fury. 

Operation Tepid Fungi.

This war is the most incoherent international conflict I have ever witnessed.

Went to easy on Iran

Rubio is inept!

Operation Ceasefire... Please stop calling it a war it's not really a war guys.

I'll believe it when Rubio himself sails by the Strait.

Time magazine is normalizing this bullshit with these weak headlines. Speak the truth motherfuckers! This "administration" lies about literally everything, and the ceasefire was never real to begin with. Rubio is a spineless traitor who belongs in prison and all his assets should be seized and distributed among the citizens. Even if it's less and 1 cent per, at least this grifting scumbag or his family wouldn't get to use the money they stole from us. 

We won so hugely, we want to keep doing it.

Declaring the crisis is over right as the Strait of Hormuz immediately flares up is giving major 'Mission Accomplished' energy.

Onto operation try not to let us get embarrassed a single ounce.

Just pretend to end one conflict and then start a "new one" with a spiffy new name resetting the 60 day clock, infinite war and no congress what's the big deal?

Operation quagmire.

Becausr it was actually Epic Failure

What was even the plan? Honestly?

Operation we-dont-know-wtf-we-are-doing

"Dumb as F#ck" would be a more appropriate name.

They’re just rebranding to get around the 60 day limit on military action without Congressional approval. And neither Congress or SCOTUS will call them out on it.  The practical ramifications is the United States military answers to POTUS and no one else. 

replaced with Intermittent Fury

Just a series of unrelated military operations in the same area against the same adversary with related goals! Not a war

Operation Cluster Fury is go!

Operation double dribble....with real NBA refs aka Congress

Epic Failure more like it

Limp, Flaccid Fury

I don't know the end game at this point. They are trying to slink away but there's no way they don't end up giving Iran something after bombing a bunch it and destroying infrastructure. I think they end up releasing funds, when more than Obama and the eus original deal.They've really painted themselves into a corner here. They are going to walk away with nothing but a return to normalcy including Iran having a nuclear program, something they only started back up a year after trump tore up the original deal.

No Marco, it’s not over.

BUILD A BALLROOM OVER THE STRAIT!!!

No its operation hemmoroid flareup

Has any president lost a war against the same country twice? We gave up to Iran once after realizing we couldn’t properly decapitate their nuclear program and now we’re on the verge of doing it again

Sounds like surrender to me

Epstein Fury. And it’s far from over, despite lil’ Marco’s comments.

Operation Fidora

In other words, it’s an epic fail and we are desperately trying to sign off on a surrender deal with Iran.

Marco is impatient, he wants to go after Cuba already in the seven months before the midterms.

Me: Cool story bro.

2 Epic 2 Fury

Operation epic so we won again?

It's "mild annoyance" now

More like Epic Shart.

It’s a new but also old ceasefire on the war that isn’t a war, over water that is not or is blockaded by the US or Iran that has no nukes (because you know they obliterated the site last year) but could hit the US at any minute with nukes, from a country which has been militarily destroyed but also not cease firing, under a regime that has no leaders but the leaders are negotiating. Do I have that right..

So they accomplished nothing and our gas prices are higher?

Op Epstein Fury

Like that ends the war and a new 60-day clock starts!

Operation Epic Stein Files continues…

Rubio: I was told to say EPIC F*** Up is over and that EPIC F*** Up 2 is starting today.

So what was accomplished?

"Epic Fury" ends. "Resumed Fury" starts tomorrow. We're either going to prevent Iran from nuclear weapons or we won't. If we don't and religeous radicals initate a nuclear exchange, we'll wish we had taken them out when we had a chance. But maybe we can rely on them being rational and responsible.

Yeah? Explain that to the 5 civilians you just killed. Oh wait theyre dead just like those schoolgirls so you can't tell them anything