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HoneybucketDJ Mar 31, 2026 +2001

Or what, Russia gonna start a war?

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shrewpygmy Mar 31, 2026 +302

Technically, aren’t we still in a military operation?

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Positive-Record-7219 Mar 31, 2026 +206

It was War. Now is Warer. Maybe it'll be the Warest in the near future.

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crimsonpowder Mar 31, 2026 +17

Zelensky needs to watch himself. It could go to Most Warest before we know it.

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YakResident_3069 Mar 31, 2026 +2

Before long it will be ludicrous speed

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nonanonymoususername Mar 31, 2026 +42

War like nobody has seen before , perhaps the greatest war, some people are saying

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Malkav1806 Mar 31, 2026 +18

The special operation to end all special operations

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trafium Mar 31, 2026 +4

So great we won't need a second one.

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Paatos Mar 31, 2026 +1

They are fighting in trenches, so nothing has really changed in great war'ing in the past 110 years.

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lukethedank13 Apr 1, 2026 +4

Except this time land mines fly and are chasing you and the moment of your death is uploaded on the internet for people to laugh at.

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Slimmanoman Mar 31, 2026 +3

Oh and then it'll get warer that warest

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pimflapvoratio Apr 1, 2026 +3

It’s a me, Wario!

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FrostPDP Mar 31, 2026 +2

Sooner or later it'll be Wario.

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IllustriousClass7907 Mar 31, 2026 +3

Damn, cant wait for War 2: Warer of the Warest

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bunnnythor Mar 31, 2026 +3

I think you mean War 2: Electric Battloo.

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Additional_Ad_8131 Apr 1, 2026 +1

World war: Tokyo drift

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tacos Mar 31, 2026 +3

W**** ?

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greedy_mf Mar 31, 2026 +1

There was something in stock. Let me check with the warhouse.

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Yodl007 Mar 31, 2026 +1

War 2: The Warrening

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ThatAndresV Mar 31, 2026

So, an excursion?

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W31337 Mar 31, 2026 +2

Quarter finals

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TheDarthSnarf Mar 31, 2026 +8

Cut them some slack... they haven't even made it to day 2,000 of the 3-day special military operation yet, they're just getting started.

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hoppertn Mar 31, 2026 +6

We’ve already had first Special Military Operation, what about second Special Military Operation?

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Old_Soc Mar 31, 2026 +1

A special operation

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PayaV87 Mar 31, 2026 +25

They are going to anyway. Ukraine gives up Donbas positions and start to retreat, Russia will take over Donbas and (surely) won’t shoot Ukraine in the back. Come on now. This literally never happens in war, it’s always current frontlines that becomes borders. If Zelensky agrees to this, Russia only need a false flag attack to restart the war, and get Donbas for free.

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work_work-work Mar 31, 2026 +8

That's when Russia runs out of troops to send.

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Fire_Cage Mar 31, 2026 +10

I guess he will ask Trump to blackmail him.

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saciopalo Mar 31, 2026 +5

they might launch a Very Special Militaruy Operation, wich is step above a Special Military Operation.

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nDREqc Mar 31, 2026 +1

Reminds me of the "Will I go to jail ?!" guy https://youtube.com/shorts/0v_qHWKxj4o?si=sfeKeAEzj0S1zZZ3

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WhoAreWeEven Mar 31, 2026 +1

Special Military War

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mmmmimtobi Apr 1, 2026 +1

Perhaps they will simply follow the US example and move from a "fraternal war" to cascading bombings and the assassination of politicians

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BlumbleBee123B Apr 1, 2026 +1

They will drop a bomb and Trump will drop a bimb in Iran.

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shayKyarbouti Apr 1, 2026 +1

Or they start throwing potatoes. Or maybe they just drink more vodka

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Scorch_Tendon Apr 1, 2026

Russian just continue kill ukraine soldiers

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Pale-Factor-8574 Mar 31, 2026 +587

He should respond by continuing to blow up their oil refineries.

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IntelArtiGen Mar 31, 2026 +310

"Allies" asked him to stop seemingly https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0e7lrxrelwo > "We have received messages from some of our partners asking about how our responses against Russia's oil sector - the energy sector - can be reduced," Zelensky said in the voice message. > "If Russia is ready not to strike Ukraine's energy, then we'll respond by not attacking theirs." It's so stupid, their power plants are attacked but they can't fight back the same way.

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redpandafire Mar 31, 2026 +151

Honestly I blame the west dragging its ass on clean energy, EV's, and defense. It was too rich for too long, why change? Suddenly everyone's realized who owns the oil and gas way too late.

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Not_Sure__Camacho Mar 31, 2026 +41

Trump was trying to enrich oil oligarchs that he thinks are his friends. Putin is one of those "friends".

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SidewaysFancyPrance Mar 31, 2026 +12

Putin was very good at letting people drink deeply from the oligarch well, getting them absolutely *addicted* while letting them think *they* were the big dogs in charge. They're hooked on the money and power and can't live without it, and will do whatever he wants to anyone he points at.

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Not_Sure__Camacho Mar 31, 2026 +3

My Youtube feed, for whatever reason (probably a video that I clicked on here) recommends I watch a channel called the Military Channel. They seem slightly like a European based propaganda channel, but they had a video out the other day that insisted people in Russia are starting to call for Putin to be executed. I don't know how authentic the video is, but I hope that there is some truth in their reporting.

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Valkyrie17 Mar 31, 2026 +5

>people in Russia are starting to call for Putin to be executed That's so vague

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Not_Sure__Camacho Mar 31, 2026 -1

Do you mean Vogue?

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Orisara Mar 31, 2026 +2

Ugh. Hate that it popped up for a long time in my feed. See them more as a youtube channel than a news channel and it will make sense.

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Comfortable_Egg8039 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Some wanted this for years, sadly a minority

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EdiblePeasant Mar 31, 2026 +1

Curious. I think Jesus visions and dreams in the Middle East is more probable, though, but I could be wrong.

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Not_Sure__Camacho Apr 1, 2026 +1

I think a bunny laying eggs that are decorative in color would be more believable....

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EdiblePeasant Apr 1, 2026 +1

Science could probably make that happen!

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Magnus_Helgisson Apr 1, 2026 +1

The problem is, some of those people in russia are starting to call for putin to be executed *because he isn’t waging the war in Ukraine effectively enough*

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Not_Sure__Camacho Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'm perfectly fine with whatever reason. It's like my dumbass countrymen that want the Iran war to close up because gas is at $4.00. The bottom line is that they were both illegal wars. I don't care if Russians want Putin's head because he picked a very pathetic individual to run the U.S. Whatever the reason, let them speak out against him.

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DoomguyFemboi Apr 1, 2026 +1

I used to watch it, it basically takes a single headline and writes long videos on it, with loads of speculation. While they do source other places, they also just source a bunch of other youtube videos who all source each other. They'll take something like a new shell, or new gun system, which has promise, and then blow it up to it being a "game changer that is radically redefining the battlefield". It's propaganda of course, with a kernel of truth, but it's so sensationalist it gets kinda draining because every day you see "things are absolutely changing!", then when they don't you feel kinda weird.

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Not_Sure__Camacho Apr 1, 2026 +1

Sadly, that's what YouTube has turned into, which is what has me turning away from some channels that I genuinely think would be worth subscribing to. Probably a good 1/6th of my YouTube recommendations are, "Trump \_\_\_\_\_\_ exposed, spells the end for his Presidency". It's become so tiring.

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SidewaysFancyPrance Mar 31, 2026 +5

Crack dealers have nothing on oil extractors. Those folks dictate everything, which is why they don't let us get clean.

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echokalos Mar 31, 2026 +2

Unfortunately oil is used for much more than just a gas

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Surturiel Mar 31, 2026 +6

How many more wars we'll have to suffer over f****** oil? Imagine aliens arriving just to witness a bunch of naked apes killing each other over decayed plankton juice...

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potatetoe_tractor Apr 1, 2026 +1

It will only get worse in the coming decades when the oil wells start to run dry.

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Fearless_Parking_436 Apr 1, 2026 +1

They have been running dry for 50 years

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solapelsin Mar 31, 2026 +2

I don’t disagree, but I think he already promised to slow down with that, given the general oil situation caused by someone else… I don’t think opening up any sort of export markets for Russia/letting them keep their resources in peace is especially wise though.

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universe_fuk8r Mar 31, 2026 +14

If 'slow down' means 'attack so intensive on russian oil refineries air alarms went off in Estonia' then they are slowing down, yeah.

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Scorch_Tendon Apr 1, 2026 -2

USA and EU will stop supporting Ukraine in this case

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Pale-Factor-8574 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Zelensky can't get more support from EU due to Orban. Until that changes, it is in Ukraine's best interest to continue combat operations. USA is already almost out of the picture completely. Ukraine is beginning defense exports. They should continue bombing in response to threats.

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Scorch_Tendon Apr 1, 2026 +1

It's doesn't change. Especially when EU desperately needs oil. Ukraine started what? I don't get it. So like also Russia continue bombing and also will continue combat operations. But Russia havet TCR bus which take male citizens from street

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Savings_Macaroon3727 Apr 1, 2026 +1

**What Zelensky actually said** Zelensky confirmed on March 30 that Ukraine had received signals [UNITED24 Media](https://united24media.com/latest-news/zelenskyy-confirms-partner-requests-to-reduce-strikes-on-russian-oil-facilities-amid-energy-crisis-17410) from partners about scaling back strikes on Russian oil and energy infrastructure, framing Ukraine's strikes as retaliatory and conditional on Russia stopping its own energy attacks. Crucially, he did not specify which countries made the request. [AOL](https://www.aol.com/articles/zelensky-says-allies-asked-him-175357220.html) **The US connection is the obvious inference** In response to escalating energy prices linked to the war and disruptions through the Strait of Hormuz, the United States recently relaxed certain sanctions previously imposed on Russian oil. [Bode living](https://www.bode-living.com/2026/03/30/ukraines-president-zelensky-claims-allies-urged-reduction-in-attacks-on-russian-energy-sector/) Specifically, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent issued a temporary authorization to permit countries to purchase Russian oil currently stranded at sea, framing it as a move to stabilize global energy markets roiled by the Iran war. [CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/energy/us-russia-sanctions-relief-oil-hnk-intl) The pattern is unmistakable: the same administration that's easing Russian oil sanctions to bring prices down would logically also be asking Ukraine not to blow up Russian oil terminals. Both actions point in exactly the same direction. **Why attributing this to the EU makes no sense** This is where the "EU did it" narrative falls apart completely. European leaders, including Macron, Merz, and the European Council president, rebuked Trump's decision to ease Russian oil sanctions [Time](https://time.com/article/2026/03/13/trump-europe-russia-oil-sanctions-iran-war/) , arguing it strengthened Russia's war machine. Germany's Merz explicitly said "we believe it is wrong to ease the sanctions" and that Russia continues to show no willingness to negotiate. [Time](https://time.com/article/2026/03/13/trump-europe-russia-oil-sanctions-iran-war/) The EU was the loudest voice demanding *more* pressure on Russia, not less. It would be contradictory for them to simultaneously be telling Ukraine to ease off Russian oil infrastructure. **The broader Trump logic** Bessent even floated the possibility of going further, telling Fox Business "we may unsanction other Russian oil," [Roll Call](https://rollcall.com/2026/03/12/ukraine-supporters-oppose-easing-of-russia-sanctions/) and Trump told House Republicans that sanctions on some countries would be lifted "until this straightens out." [Roll Call](https://rollcall.com/2026/03/12/ukraine-supporters-oppose-easing-of-russia-sanctions/) This is a consistent policy direction from the administration: get oil flowing, lower prices, deal with geopolitics later. Asking Ukraine to stop hitting terminals fits perfectly within that.

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cosmonauts5512 Mar 31, 2026 +318

Ukraine demands Russia withdraw from Ukraine within today.

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Florissssss Mar 31, 2026 +14

Why haven't they tried this? Demand they withdraw or declare war! /s

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Benur21 Apr 1, 2026 +1

No /s! Declaring war would scare the shit out of the moscovites!

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super_fallguys Mar 31, 2026 +101

The Russians could always kick rocks.

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The_Beaver Mar 31, 2026 +11

With no socks even!

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Silent-Winner5673 Apr 1, 2026 +3

It sounds like they are getting butchered after the comm issues. Their offensive plans melted. empty threats are the best they got. A real shame the US is so weakened and the EU is busy cleaning up their mess atm because this could have been a great opportunity to end the war.

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HumanWithComputer Mar 31, 2026 +139

Putin is likely trying to infuence Trump by this 'threat' to get him to put more pressure on Ukraine to give up their territory. Zelensky understands how Putin plays this 'game' by now and won't be impressed or scared by this.

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dimwalker Mar 31, 2026 +45

Yeah, but trump is busy failing hard with Iran war.

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Laura_Biden Mar 31, 2026 +38

Don't forget, breaking ties with all the allies the US has built over the last 100 years...

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jumpmanzero Mar 31, 2026 +19

Old news. I thought Trump moved on to fixing Cuba now... Or maybe it's Greenland again? I can't keep track.

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VegasKL Mar 31, 2026 +9

What ever happened to Panama? He was threatening them pretty early on. I lost track, there were some Asian countries I thought he threatened as well.

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ARobertNotABob Mar 31, 2026 +5

The Canal is still on the list, I'm quite certain.

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qcubed3 Mar 31, 2026 +2

Don’t forget Colombia! It was literally the first country he threatened during his term when they wouldn’t accept planes of migrants flown in. Now he has his DOJ investigating the Colombian president.

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NuclearLunchDectcted Apr 1, 2026 +1

Something vague about a Chinese company leaving the area, then nothing.

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elfd01 Mar 31, 2026 +2

Don’t forget Canada

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Fearless_Parking_436 Apr 1, 2026 +1

EU countries had the perfect opportunity to say that they can’t deploy in middle east if there is a land war in Europe.

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wwarnout Mar 31, 2026 +24

> Putin is likely trying to infuence Trump by this 'threat' to get him to put more pressure on Ukraine to give up their territory. ...and that influence is likely to be effective, given Trump's trusting Putin over and above America's intelligence agencies. Basically, Trump has been, and will likely continue, providing aid and comfort to Russia - America's arch enemy for over 80 years. The Constitution has something to say about what this aid and comfort means (spoiler: treason) - and also has a remedy.

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HumanWithComputer Mar 31, 2026

A remedy befitting Trump being the tiring sod that he is?

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i-dont-wanna-know Mar 31, 2026

About that last part untill something is done you might have that remedy but america is against the it just like vaccinations

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Scorch_Tendon Apr 1, 2026

But he literally scared by this. Because it's literally means no money for Ukraine

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Protean_Protein Mar 31, 2026 +89

I think Zelensky made a very powerful and interesting point some time ago (I can’t recall if it was a year or two ago), that, basically, he can’t just unilaterally stop fighting, because at that point the risk becomes extreme desperation on the part of Ukrainians who have been fighting and losing loved ones since 2014. Up to now, Ukraine’s efforts have been in accordance with international law and indeed, valiant, but if you remove all hope for a fair resolution, you risk a turn to terror against ordinary Russians. How can you tell young people that their fighting and loss has all been for nothing and not expect a significant portion of them to want to take revenge against Russians, regardless of the formal conditions of war? While the Ukrainian state continues to reflect the will of its people and to offer hope, Russian civilians are protected from that.

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alexmikli Mar 31, 2026 +7

>you risk a turn to terror against ordinary Russians No matter the war's outcome, there are going to be reprisals and ethnic hatred for decades over this war. You're going to see murders in bars in London between Russians and Ukrainians over this, for example.

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Protean_Protein Apr 1, 2026 +7

It hasn’t really happened yet. Ukrainian expats by and large haven’t turned to violence against Russians abroad, unless provoked. Zelensky’s point was about the role of the Ukrainian state in managing its people and their sense of justice.

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alexmikli Apr 1, 2026 +2

I'm talking about the coming decades and (mostly) civilian stuff. Bar fights, vandalism, assaults, etc. Maybe the HUR will try to hunt down war criminals on vacation or the Russians will try to assassinate political leaders some more. We'll see how bad it gets but I'm expecting a good amount.

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Protean_Protein Apr 1, 2026 +3

Again, the point is that this at least partially depends on whether Ukraine is supported by the rest of the world or not.

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Several-Customer7048 Apr 1, 2026 -1

No it doesn’t at all. This is one of the reasons invading a region and destabilizing it militarily is such a dumb idea as it creates future instability and insurgency. However just like the Taliban and bin laden is the fault of the CIA and USA any thing arising from Ukraine will be the doing of Russia as Ukraine had no choice in the matter.

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confidentlyfish Apr 1, 2026

Ukraine is already employing terror against ordinary Russians.

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Scorch_Tendon Apr 1, 2026 -5

Fun fact. Russian is also act in accordance with international law (Kosovo say hello). And no. It's bullshit. We are not protected even now from some ukrainian drones and British missiles. And yeah its strikes not only military or industrial but civilian objectives. Ukrainians have repeatedly attacked civilians both in Donetsk, Luhansk, and on Russian territory before 2022. Many in Russia want to bomb Ukrainians back to the Stone Age just because we are certain about terrorist attacks from Ukraine after official ceasefire. Ukraine created strong anti-russian ideology and it's started long before Crimea. Moore over Russian Military have restricted order to avoid sever damage of civilian objects and city's, such as Kharkov for example.

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anotherserf Apr 1, 2026 +2

\> Fun fact. Russian is also act in accordance with international law Fun drop of disinformation. It most definitely is not. \> Ukraine created strong anti-Russian ideology No, Russia carefully created that ideology by invading, occupying and genociding its neighbors countless times over centuries. To pretend not to understand why other countries "hate" Russia is just as naive and stupid as pretending not to understand why most people in Iran hate the US right now. If your country repeatedly does stupid and aggressive things, of course people are going to hate you for it. \> It's bullshit. Putin's war absolutely is bullshit. It's really too bad Russians are suffering also. But WTF, man - this war has a very clear aggressor party, and it isn't Ukraine. Что посеешь, то и пожнёшь.

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Ihavenoideatall Mar 31, 2026 +48

Otherwise? What would Russia do? Declare that war with Ukraine is over?

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bokkser Mar 31, 2026 +24

They finished the request by saying “please????????”

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actuallyserious650 Mar 31, 2026 +6

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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MalFido Mar 31, 2026 +38

Lmao, as if Russia is in a position to demand anything. F*** off.

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Wizywig Mar 31, 2026 +13

This is just such a joke. If they could take over Dumbas they wouldn't have said a damn thing. Its peacock negotiations "LOOK AT MY TAIL! GIVE ME ALL YOU HAVE! OR ELSE... I'LL SHAKE IT EVEN HARDER!"

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meatychops Mar 31, 2026 +13

maybe russia should end its illegal full scale invasion, while Ukraine continues oil sanctions

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slimvim Mar 31, 2026 +30

Is that how long Russia can stay afloat?

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mreman1220 Mar 31, 2026 +17

Have to wonder. Russia is starting to heavily censor the internet. No more What's app or telegram. Now required to use state supported Max. VPNs are now under attack by the Kremlin. Mobile Internet outages. Really looks like a regime looking reassert control domestically after being unable to project it outside it's borders. It will be interesting to see if the Kremlin can install a isolated state model like North Korea.

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universe_fuk8r Mar 31, 2026 +20

Please. No more russians on the internet = net win for the rest of the world.

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pgess Mar 31, 2026 +6

You'll see no difference, tho. That's how you know it always have been bots all along.

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NODENGINEER Mar 31, 2026 -1

Valve is going to go bankrupt if that's the case

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OrcHunt42 Mar 31, 2026 +7

I think they'll survive without russias huge consumer base worth a total of *checks notes*, $5.

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alexmikli Apr 1, 2026 +4

Russia's been running on hot air for a while, the economists keeping their economy afloat and the propagandists trying to make said efforts look effective have been doing a fantastic job. This might be able to last for a few more years, but no matter the outcome of the war, it's going to take a MASSIVE hit after this. Yes the oil/gas money will come back eventually, but every other part of their economy was hit and there will be a whiplash effect.

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SuperRektT Mar 31, 2026 +32

Or what?

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Herb-Alpert Mar 31, 2026 +18

Or else they bomb them !

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SuperRektT Mar 31, 2026 -3

I thought they already were doing that for 4+ years...

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Herb-Alpert Mar 31, 2026 +7

That's the Joke

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RainbowGames Mar 31, 2026 +9

If they don't, that would cross a red line! Please ignore the 1 million red lines previously crossed without consequence

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Berserker76 Mar 31, 2026 +28

F*** Russia, f*** Putin, Slava Ukraine!

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ARobertNotABob Mar 31, 2026 +8

Slava Ukraini 💙💛

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totallyRebb Mar 31, 2026 +8

World demands Putin and his kind to leave the planet. Well. What now ?

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NetFu Mar 31, 2026 +8

Oh, this made my morning. Now Russia is demanding Ukraine leave? Next, they'll be writing a strongly worded letter to back this up. This is the latest step in Russia losing this war, the realization that their military simply can't continue it.

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UrineArtist Mar 31, 2026 +8

Ukraine has absolutely no right to station troops in.. *checks notes*.. umm.. Ukraine.. /s

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rarz Mar 31, 2026 +7

Okay, so Russia has only 2 months worth of supplies or personnel left? Interesting.

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Wrong_Combination977 Mar 31, 2026 +5

That's the same level as Di ckhead Trump asking Nato Members to bail him out of a conflict he couldn't comprehend.

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Itsatinyplanet Mar 31, 2026 +7

Putin will be even more pissed when Ukraine takes Crimea.

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meglobob Mar 31, 2026 +6

Or what? If there was something Russia could do, they would have done it, in the previous 4 years.

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Chemical-Ad1613 Apr 1, 2026 +3

indeed, remember when ruzzies were claiming they hadnt sent any of the best stuff yet? 😂 maybe mr putler is hiding a secret stash of super advanced miltech up his a******? you never know...

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click79 Apr 1, 2026 +2

No they are playing a long game a really long game

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-Ny- Mar 31, 2026 +14

Do y'all Americans realise that this war would most likely have been over at this point if it wasn't for the fact that you elected Trump a second time? Y'all collectively owe Ukraine one massive apology and more. Of course that's assuming that you care about morality and Democracy.

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Few_Raisin_8981 Apr 1, 2026 +2

I read this in the voice of Colonel Sanders

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[deleted] Mar 31, 2026 +5

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shrewpygmy Mar 31, 2026 +4

Unfortunately not now that Trumps buying Putins oil again.

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Illustrious-Gas-9766 Mar 31, 2026 +5

Ukraine should demand that Russia leave all areas of Ukraine.

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HotFartore Mar 31, 2026 +6

So Russia has two months of gas, final day is coming folks!

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spincycleon Mar 31, 2026 +6

lol I demand a million dollars from the IRS

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yosypjagger Mar 31, 2026 +6

How are things in Primorsk and Ust-Luga? Cat got your tongue? Clown😂

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Seaweedminer Mar 31, 2026 +6

“You better withdraw from Donbas or my troops will call in strikes on our own positions!” - V Pootin

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kinkysubt Mar 31, 2026 +5

Well I demand Putin withdraw from Moscow and give me a million dollars! See? Anyone can make ridiculous demands anytime they want. Doesn’t mean a damn thing.

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silent_fartface Apr 1, 2026 +5

Russia is losing too many people, so its trying a new tactic...Just ask for the land....it never hurts to ask.

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heyhey922 Apr 1, 2026 +6

Russia lost more territory than in gained in March. It's war machine has pretty much ground to a halt. Why would Ukraine take this threat seriously.

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OldeeMayson Mar 31, 2026 +3

2 months? Russians and their 9th of May obsession again?

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StigmaFreund Mar 31, 2026 +4

Remember when russia demanded that Ukraine doesn't defend themselves?

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Whofail Mar 31, 2026 +3

How about no?

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Sam_nick Mar 31, 2026 +5

Or else they will invade Donbas

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pasta2666 Mar 31, 2026 +5

We are abandoning them. It's sickening.

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Sxualhrssmntpanda Apr 1, 2026 +1

EU is in a perfect position to flip the tables on Russia at the moment. Double down on defending Ukraine and create a proper alliance with them while the US is busy biting off more than it can chew. Even Krasnov might not have much to say about it if we do.

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scarrysneks Apr 1, 2026 +4

Just dragging this shit out. The EU should just send troops at this point.

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Positive-Record-7219 Mar 31, 2026 +3

Zelensky says, "well, sorry I ADHD about Hormuz for a bit there".

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pppjurac Mar 31, 2026 +3

RE: 2 months to withdraw NUTS!

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-Ny- Mar 31, 2026 +1

[Nuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVkE14kjhE&list=RDkJVkE14kjhE&start_radio=1) indeed

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rotato Apr 1, 2026 +3

> Russia is signaling to the U.S. that it could seize the region by force within that period Sure buddy

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monorels Mar 31, 2026 +2

A man is yelling in a railway station: ‘Give me back my suitcase! Give it back, or the same thing will happen as last time!’ Someone asks, ‘What happened last time?’ He says, ‘They didn’t give it back last time either!’

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janktraillover Mar 31, 2026 +1

And it's not his suitcase

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Creative-Mode-6097 Mar 31, 2026 +2

Putin is desperate becouse all the fimance going down fast , and nearly bankruptcy and soldiers dia tousen every day so he try to scare Zelensky and Ukraina to live Dombas . He become a papertiger and nothing more. He only wait to Trump to save his ass .

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bwoah07_gp2 Mar 31, 2026 +2

Russia takes the house, and says "get out of my house." 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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philixx93 Mar 31, 2026 +2

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Minimum_Run_890 Mar 31, 2026 +2

F*** Putin. He knows he’s on the back foot.

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MaybeTheDoctor Apr 1, 2026 +2

So there is a dialogue going on… that’s encouraging. Also, seems like Russia just blinked.

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BountyMakesMeCough Apr 1, 2026 +2

The Donbas region is exceptionally rich in natural resources, primarily known for containing over 56% of Ukraine's hard coal reserves (estimated at $12 trillion). It is a major industrial hub with significant deposits of rock salt, natural gas, shale gas, rare earth elements like lithium, tantalum, and cesium, as well as minerals for construction and steel production.

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Comfortable-Title720 Mar 31, 2026 +2

No, you?!

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paxinfernum Mar 31, 2026 +2

Demands? Nah. Demands require an ability to force follow through. Be accurate. They're pleading. Begging one might say.

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awfulWinner Apr 1, 2026 +2

Jesus. Russia and the US are sounding eerily similar in their demands/time durations. Wonder what George Lucas would say about these two.

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Sxualhrssmntpanda Apr 1, 2026 +2

Maybe he'd be inspired to create some big imperialist kind of bad guy with superior numbers who try to wipe out brave resistance fighters but fail against all odds. That would be interesting!

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kompira1111 Mar 31, 2026 +1

Troppo. Io non avrei avuto tutta questa pazienza

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Semour9 Mar 31, 2026 +1

Ok so now we know that Russia is planning a big Donbas offensive 2 months from now in May/June

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GullibleDetective Mar 31, 2026 +1

No, u.

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Endscrypt Mar 31, 2026 +1

Yeah they ain’t gonna listen to that.

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SureSell6750 Mar 31, 2026 +1

These kind of bizarre demands are good, I like to hear them. If all was going swimmingly they would just go about their business, it suggests that cracks are appearing

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jay6432 Mar 31, 2026 +1

Sounds like russia is concerned about fighting throughout the spring, summer, and fall months of they’re making demands at this time of year

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Agreeable-Storm-4132 Mar 31, 2026 +1

Fear mongering Russia what next?

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Immediate-Purple-692 Mar 31, 2026 +1

Может требовать и дальше, посмотрим как они будут петь через год, другой.

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figlu Apr 1, 2026 +1

russia gonna help Iran more?

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VereksHarad Apr 1, 2026 +1

Honestly - I'm just tired of all of it. Two asshats are arguing about who will have an exclusive opportunity to waste a crapload of money rebuilding ruins. I don't care about all of it. I just want to go home. "A plague on both your houses!"

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b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFh Apr 1, 2026 +1

Well, they can demand whatever they want. I could - right now - demand ownership of Saturn. That doesn't obligate anybody else to go along with my idiotic bullshit.

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Vitylervi Apr 1, 2026 +1

Or the negotiations term be much worst for Ukraine. Without USA full help Ukraine can't continue the war, the conflict with Iran and price of oil make situation much worse for Ukraine survival

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xavandetjer Apr 1, 2026 +1

They have been without us help for a long time now, the situation for them on the front line is much better now than it has been in years.

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jarod1701 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Ukraine better hope this whole conflict isn‘t going to turn into a full blown war.

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robreddity Mar 31, 2026 +1

World Demands Russia Go Jump Up its Own Ass, Immediately.

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madrigano Apr 1, 2026

Are these all paid bots or what? What kind of verbal diarrhea is this? Giving up a piece of lifeless territory for peace — no way! But hunting people down across the entire country and sending them to die for nothing — sure, that’s fine. All while stroking your ego and continuing to siphon off EU money. Great. In Russia, aside from border regions, most people don’t really feel the war, to be honest — no one is being forced to fight. But go on, keep clinging to your illusions. The real question isn’t how long Russia will last, but when Ukraine will run out — and it will happen sooner, even with all the “partners’” support.

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happyilyrednow Mar 31, 2026 -1

My guess is it's a subtle threat to use battlefield tactical nuclear missiles, but i'm not sure anyone buys that. Even China would have a fit if they did that.

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TenebrisTortune Apr 1, 2026 -2

And where Russia wrong. All the time tried to negotiate and make Ukraine understand that Donetks and Lugansk wants to be part of Russia and they got officially recognized as such, but no, Ukraine actively tries force their narrative. Ukraine actively tries do terrorist attacks and in Ukraine they forcefully kidnap and send to war men, now they want draft women and prepare 14 year old for that. Not forgetting they support terroristic Israel in other east conflict. And people call Russia bad guy

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BiggussDickkuss Mar 31, 2026 -10

this decision must be made by Ukrainian people, but unfortunately nobody will ask them

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snarpygsy Mar 31, 2026 +8

You think they are fighting for fun?

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BiggussDickkuss Apr 1, 2026

you oblivious to the fact that Ukraine is on a brink of civil war

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snarpygsy Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yep any minute now they’ll fold to the Russians, just as the proper Russian army turns up.

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OrcHunt42 Mar 31, 2026 +3

I asked, and they requested drones. I send drones. Simple as.

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