WHOLESOME: Russian Government decides to increase British diplomat's quality of life
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KrivUKMar 30, 2026
+42
Hopefully not out of a 5th floor window.
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TrimaxDevMar 30, 2026
+2
Don't worry, brits only do balcony in Spain.
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steve_ampleMar 30, 2026
+34
"Man, the economy is in the shitter here"
"How did he figure out our most guarded secret? He must be a spy"
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IceInMyVainMar 30, 2026
+7
I mean he’s a diplomat, that’s what diplomats are officially supposed to do 🤣
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UltraBakaitMar 30, 2026
+5
They took a video of the diplomat just before taking this action: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBWJxrAhWpg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBWJxrAhWpg)
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sandie74kotukMar 30, 2026
+9
These kinds of accusations are always hard to verify from the outside
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oneeighthirishMar 30, 2026
+20
Diplomatic cover is fairly common for certain types of spies. This isn't an unusual headline even in times of relative peace. True or not, it is a fairly ordinary thing to occur.
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enigmaticowlMar 30, 2026
+7
Yeah, honestly, headlines like “diplomat accused of spying” are often likelier to be true accusations than “random student/worker/private civilian accused of deep undercover spying.”
It’s a known fact that having diplomats in your country means you have spies in your country, diplomatic cover is used because of the diplomatic immunity that comes along with it, so it tends to end relatively uneventfully with the diplomat-spy being told to leave the country (as opposed to a much messier situation involving detention, the country having to decide whether or not to acknowledge their connection, possible pressure to engage in a prisoner exchange, the possibility that that person’s detention has led to the discovery of information about other operatives or operations which are now potentially compromised, etc.).
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PilgrimOzMar 30, 2026
+1
Well isn’t it ironic….dont ya think?
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geologicalnoiseMar 30, 2026
+1
What, he wasn't good enough to turn and hire for their industry?
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enigmaticowlMar 30, 2026
+1
Pretty risky unless they have some truly exceptional leverage on him (which, if it existed, his own people would likely have already known about).
Trying to turn someone and failing risks being fed deliberately wrong intel and also potentially showing your own hand.
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Designer-Salary-7773Mar 30, 2026
+1
Russia has a great deal of experience in the matter of international spying.
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[deleted]Mar 30, 2026
+1
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half_breed_duckMar 30, 2026
+2
I was thinking it was he either got something really good, or he sucked at his job. Now we know.
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pghcrowMar 30, 2026
+1
Comrade kettle, let us to be showing you the color of imperialist pot.
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t-milleMar 30, 2026
+1
If he was actually spying, wouldn't they have just poisoned him with polonium?
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