Russia says US should abandon 'language of ultimatums' on Iran

Pot, kettle, etc

Russia should try that in Ukraine.

Great advice, start using it yourself

We live in stupid times

Oh yeah?? We'll bomb those fuckers extra hard now. But also we want a ceasefire because it's jesus day. Praise allah

"We tried it 100 times with Urkane, they are still fighting for some reason! We need to try more, but you should stop!"

My irony gland just burst. Send help!

**The Russians are reaching the pinnacle of morality.** The same disgusting people who murdered civilians in Busha. The same people who executed hundreds at the Mariupol theater. The same people who kidnapped Ukrainian children and made them disappear in the darkness. The same people who kill Ukrainian civilians daily. Because the majority of Russians support your criminal leader, you are also guilty of war crimes. The day of reckoning is upon you.

And in the next sentence.....but those friggin Ukrainians will get their ass handed to them if they x by date y... Not excusing what's going on, but Russia really has nothing to say here

Trump will TACO his own ultimatum like he always does

Who would know better about the efficacy of the language of failed ultimatums, right?

F*** anything Russia has to say.

If the US doesn't stop threatening with ultimatums before Wednesday 1AM, Russia will be very mad.

Hahahahaha "Russia says..." Hahahhahhaa

Oh, getting wise! They should try their own advice on Ukraine.

Russia should just shut up…. Then again, so should tRump

Not sure how Russia is talking when there’s been a giant dong stuck in their throat since they invaded Ukraine. There’s one in the ass as well. Been getting fucked pretty hard and I guess they like it.

Thats rich

Hey! Only we’re allowed to do that…

Does Trump know that Russia said this? Maybe Putin should give him a call, because that usually straightens him out.

This is a facade.

I heard Trump converted to Islam this morning so that should help negotiations.

Russia doesn't understand irony.

Ultimatums are guaranteed to make things worse. Russia knows this. Russia also knows that telling trump he's doing it wrong will only cause him to double down to prove his rightness. Russia knows this also. Since Russia ultimately wants the outcome to be a more crippled US, this is a great play for them, they are playing trump like a fiddle and they'll achieve exactly what they want: a more crippled and less respected US in the end. It's just unfortunate that the entire administration and half of America are too stupid to see it happening right before their eyes.

Pretty funny coming from that dipshit.

I'd say Putin was rather generous in dishing out ultimatums.

How ironic.

Finally, someone that Trump listens to speaks....

Great. Now I am agreeing with Russia.

World Says Russia Should STFU and Withdraw From Ukraine

A rare case when Russia is not wrong.

ultimatumception

I want to see posters of trump everywhere with the phrase "Praise to Allah" printed on them. And put them all over every red state.

No one is listening to him anymore anyway, he is so full of shit no one cares ..... Edit typo

Trump will do whatever Russia asks of him.

Or else!

It does sound like genuine advice.

Say the propaganda TV threat to bomb London or Paris each week.

Put the sanctions back. Why are we lifting sanctions on Russia again?

Ironic

Did they say this before or after their daily nuclear threats?

I’m actually happy Russia is saying this because they are the country Trump is most likely to listen to. I don’t care who ends it, it just needs to be ended.

Oh god russia is the last moron we need advice from...mrons murders million of its own citizens iver nothing....

"Look dude, we thought this one would be over in 6 weeks too. There's no need to rush."

Only thing less trustworthy than a "Trump says..." article is a "Russia says..." or a "Putin says..." article.

Russia of “three day military operation “ fame? I discredit anything they say however if anyone knows about giving ultimatums and preceding to get in a quagmire it’s them.

I mean we should. Our ultimatums mean shit lol

I'm no diplomat but i'm pretty sure it motivates Iran to keep it closed even more. I'm guessing Trump just likes to hear himself talk and sound like a strong man whatever the circumstances, in this case he is addressing a message to himself more than the Iranians..

If you are getting advice from Russia you are doing something wrong.

Everything after ”Russia says” is either a lie or a confession of their own behavior

I mean, they're not wrong...

It's OK Russia, no one believes in the ultimatums. The entire power of ultimatums is that it forces the other party to act or else something bad happens. If they can be ignored because you go back to negotiating or move the deadline to another date, then it's not a real ultimatum.

At this point it’s hard not to think that they enjoy releasing this kind of statements, having sent ultimatums for the last 4 years…

"look at what happened to us!"

I guess Russia knows very well ultimatums are indeed useless.

I agree, it's getting boring. Mind you, both have the same colours on their flags (not counting the glorious double headed eagle of imperial Russia).

Speaking from experience I guess because ultimatum never worked for them.

first thing to mind from title: "*But, that's all Orange Mussolini knows...*" And: "*How's that been working out for you, bub...?*"

They know from experience, it doesn't work

...but then how would Trump communicate that his d*** is tingling?

Even old Putin has had enough

The US should listen as Russia is speaking from a place of deep experience

Are we at Trumps fourth or fifth ultimatum now ? Anyone have the count ?

"Kids, kids, you're both just awful"

When Russia gets to dunk on you this easily, you know you fucked up.

lol! Russia taking the more moderate tone of the two regimes is certainly something that I never expected.

But then how are Trumps little friends going to short the market?

Ironic

Just two dumbass countries being dumbasses.

Oops, Trumpy.. the boss has spoken. Better rein in all that threatening talk

We live in the most unserious timeline

Not really liking this new far-right comedy duo.

We will... in two weeks.

He learned it from watching you!

Russian puppet adopts russian language, russia doesn't understand the dialect. Or something like it.

or else..!

You know you are the bad guys when Russia is using you to grandstand.

Always remember: Russia never wanted to prove to its people they are better than the United States - it was always that the United States was just as bad. Russia is simultaneously feeding intel to Iran about Israeli military and power sites, while also pushing the US to be more aggressive with Iran. Manipulating Trump seems to be pretty easy.

russia saying anything about this war is really rich.

I feel like a lot of countries could tell the us what they should and should not be doing, Russia is not one of them

The balls on those fuckers.

It’s a sad day when Russia is the reasonable one.

Russia now looks like the grown up by comparison

I take advice only from countries who don't do 'work performance draft lotteries', thanks.

Great. This is the voice of reason?

Why judge ALL AMERICANS based on the childish moronic friend of PuPutin US president? He doesn't represent the majority.

Also, language of r*** on children