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News & Current Events Apr 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM

Russia warns European states against hosting French nuclear bomber planes

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Thick-Phrase4692 Apr 23, 2026 +1522
**Russia has threatened a nuclear strike (or "retaliation the likes of which the world has never seen") in the following situations:** * **Finland and Sweden joining NATO.** * **Deliveries of Leopard and Abrams tanks to Ukraine.** * **Deliveries of F-16 fighter jets to Ukraine.** * **The use of Western missiles (ATACMS, Storm Shadow) against targets within Russia.** * **Drone attacks on Russian refineries or European drone factories.**
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tvtowers Apr 23, 2026 +556
Bingo. They shriek like scalded imbeciles over every insult, threat or thing they find mildly distasteful. Real or imagined.
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Aware-Code7244 Apr 23, 2026 +69
And we have a w*****.
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Careless-Vehicle-286 Apr 23, 2026 +39
America is going to be exactly like that very soon. I know it's already happening but it's going to be far more deafening as time goes forward. Every little thing will get trump or his successor to threaten nuclear strikes. We're entering a world of three massive bullies fighting over the rest of us exactly like the world of 1984.
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FjorgVanDerPlorg Apr 24, 2026 +13
The thing is as it happens the threat they pose will diminish. The Iran war has barely started and the US is already burning through its reserves of missiles at an unsustainable rate. Grift within US military budgets is at "Russia hold my beer" levels, Trump still plans his "Golden Dome" project, which is widely regarded as an expensive boondoggle. You wouldn't think so looking at them now, but for a minute Russia actually was considered a threat to the US. US did have the tech edge, but a lot of Russian military hardware was respected in the west. Putin systematically white-anted that out of existence, the "Sistema" Putin put in place now permeates every part of Russian society and though it's institutionalization of patronage and corruption all the way down, means nothing of merit or value gets done. This is why the latest generation of Russian ICBM has failed 5 of it's 6 tests. It's why Russian tank "Reactive Armor" turned out to be egg cartons taped together a painted to look like armor. It's why when the Ukraine war started, a lot of the invading vehicles ran out of petrol, because the soldiers sold it. Late stage authoritarianism like Russia is just rot and the US is speedrunning it faster than Putin did. This trend also means that China is pretty much a deep water navy away from being the new dominant world superpower, all while a sundowning Trump drags the country down with him. Xi should send Trump a gift basket or something.
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Koala_eiO Apr 24, 2026 +4
> America is going to be exactly like that very soon. It has been like that for a year and a half, my good sir. 79 years old Trump threatens more than Kim Jong-Un. We just need to stop relaying his every word in the news.
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CthulhusEvilTwin Apr 23, 2026 +22
They don't want us to find out their missiles are just filled with parts from pinball machines
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tvtowers Apr 23, 2026 +11
When their guidance systems were failing a couple of years ago I joked that they were using chips from Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
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AlanJohnson84 Apr 24, 2026 +3
Doc Brown strikes again!
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Winnipeg-Bear Apr 23, 2026 +156
Problem with Russia is that it only has one real threat, which is a nuclear strike. If it ever uses one, then it will end in its own destruction (along with half the planet). Russia can bark all it wants, but it knows that it will never use a nuke.
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cleanbear Apr 23, 2026 +157
The russian elite hides their kids in european towns. Pretty sure they are not going to kull their own and destroy the properties yhey own
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JohnGabin Apr 23, 2026 +79
Putin’s daughter lives her best life in Paris…
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HumaDracobane Apr 23, 2026 +20
In fact, that is a partial warning system; if they ove all of them our of Europe you know something will happen. Why partial, you might ask? Because considering how they are I bet more than one of them is whiling to sacrifice their children like they're whiling to sacrifice any other children.
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Matchbreakers Apr 23, 2026 +15
They sacrifice themselves as well. Even if they survive the return nukes their power and control will be gone. One cannot win a nuclear war, only lose it.
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Fun_Scheme9088 Apr 23, 2026 +5
My fear is that one of these egomaniacs will have no qualms with f****** the world when they're on their way out. Nothing backs you into a corner like terminal cancer
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cleanbear Apr 23, 2026 +7
Hopefully theres a dude or dudette somewhere in the chain with a will to live
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beekersavant Apr 23, 2026 +16
Well, until they showed the world that their military was well-below average by failing to annex Ukraine and then getting absolutely torn up by a much smaller (but determined and heroic) force, they used to threaten people with the rest of their military. But now, it’s pretty obvious that if they do anything but hold the line in Ukraine, Moscow will have real issues with an invading force.
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[deleted] Apr 23, 2026 +9
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BigBananaBerries Apr 23, 2026 +7
The problem is that not many would need to be successful to be wildly devastating. How many thousands to they claim to have? Could their overwhelming corruption have nullified that threat completely? It's tough to say & they've played on this fear of world leaders for years with the rest of their arsenal looking like a pretty decent supporting act. *Their* problem is that nobody believes their lies any more.
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Ferelwing Apr 23, 2026 +3
Yes, well the problem with nukes is they don't care about national boundaries. If Russia uses them, they will never get to use another. It would unite enough to come in and make certain that there are none that can fire ever again. Height, payload and wind patterns would determine the worst of it and considering every country they're threatening has the ability to absolutely target them *before* they reach their targets it's much more likely that they end up killing themselves rather than those they intended to kill. This isn't to say that the nuclear fall-out wouldn't be a problem, it would but the most likely outcome is they end themselves and any chance of Russia rising again.
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FrostyAd7708 Apr 24, 2026 +2
Also they only cares about two cities, Moscow and St Petersburg. Easy targets for retaliation
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amkronos Apr 23, 2026 +79
Once you visualize Russia as an overweight aging Karen, so much makes sense.
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Aethernath Apr 23, 2026 +18
And you’ve forgotten many more, as the list is very very long.
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Ivanow Apr 23, 2026 +14
[China's final warning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning) "China's final warning" (последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian ironic idiom originating from the Soviet Union that refers to a warning that carries no real consequences.
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noir_lord Apr 23, 2026 +10
They've threatened the UK so much we could almost set our watches by it.
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Hirork Apr 23, 2026 +8
It's safe to say on any day ending with a Y; the Russian Federation has threatened nuclear action.
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onlyforthisjob Apr 23, 2026 +8
Meanwhile in the USA, some guy surely had to be talked out of using those sweet nuclear codes...
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Left-Night-1125 Apr 23, 2026 +5
They probably handed him a paper with fake codes.
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Karli_Chirk Apr 23, 2026 +2
They told him its 6-7
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Mysterious_Past6277 Apr 24, 2026 +2
You forgot one, if Germany farts in the wrong direction. 
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YourFavoriteKraut Apr 24, 2026 +3
To quite a guy on the internet in 2022: "So what you are saying is that you want us, the Germans, to rapidly arm to the teeth and start going east? Are you absolutely sure? I'm just asking because the last two times we did that, y'all got mad."
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canspop Apr 23, 2026 +3
>"retaliation the likes of which the world has never seen" Are we sure it was ruZZia? It sounds more like a trump comment. Then again, birds of a feather...
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Thick-Phrase4692 Apr 23, 2026 +3
You're right, those are Taccos words, however, here is the original, including the authors. putin in 2018 As a citizen of Russia and the head of the Russian state, I must ask myself: Why would we need a world if there is no Russia in it? medvedev in 2022 Should anything like that happen, 'Judgement Day' will come for them all at once — very fast and very tough. It will be very difficult to hide.
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BigBananaBerries Apr 23, 2026 +4
Because of course, Medvedev gets wheeled out for the nuclear stuff again
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Ferelwing Apr 23, 2026 +4
Don't forget Lavrov, he's another big proponent of threatening nukes.
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BigBananaBerries Apr 24, 2026 +2
That's fair. He also loves an empty threat.
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nekonight Apr 23, 2026 +712
What are you going to do? Invade them? You cant even invade your next door neighbour.
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GERH-C-W-W Apr 23, 2026 +282
Second strongest army in Ukraine btw
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Azraelrs Apr 23, 2026 +119
3rd. The farmers beat their asses at the beginning.
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GardeniaFrangipani Apr 23, 2026 +56
Yeah those videos of Ukrainian tractors towing away Russian tanks 🤣
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CttCJim Apr 23, 2026 +18
I love the clip of some grandma screaming from her window at the first wave of Russians something like "don't you know where you are? This is (town name)! Every second woman is a witch! Your penises will shrivel and never be erect again!"
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Fischerking92 Apr 23, 2026 +8
To a culture as chauvinist as the Russian, this is probably one of the most effective ways of warding their soldiers off without spilling blood.
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bob_nugget_the_3rd Apr 23, 2026 +3
4th police officers are better equipped, only loosing g out to the farmers because they acquired tanks
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7adzius Apr 23, 2026 +24
Second strongest navy in Ukraine too
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Anyales Apr 23, 2026 +42
As the french would put it Bonne chance mes amis
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eriverside Apr 23, 2026 +39
French have first strike doctrine. France: nice threat you have there, shame if someone did something about it...
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rrRunkgullet Apr 23, 2026 +10
Le mot de Cambronne.
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Ill_Wolverine_6265 Apr 23, 2026 +3
Merde. 😁🇨🇵😉
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cGuille Apr 23, 2026 +3
Actually we would say "va te faire foutre" and I think that's beautiful 
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bestmaokaina Apr 23, 2026 +2
Macron gonna be like “feel the full power of my baguette”
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MJWhitfield86 Apr 23, 2026 +8
Of course not, they’re hosting nukes. There’s absolutely no way Russia going to invade a county that has nuclear backing.
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Ok_Campaign_4775 Apr 23, 2026 +112
You know what? We are going to host them even more F*** off vatniks
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EcstaticHelp771 Apr 23, 2026 +15
🇫🇷 Thank you Vladimir
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69bearslayer69 Apr 23, 2026 +6
didnt they start this with belarus anyway
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BigBananaBerries Apr 24, 2026 +3
Woah woah. Their actions are not to be referenced when they're pointing out what they don't like.
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TheGambit Apr 24, 2026 +2
We’re going to host them so hard !
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Objective_Mousse7216 Apr 23, 2026 +121
What about the Ruzzian mobile nuke launchers they keep boasting about in Belarus?
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Patriark Apr 23, 2026 +44
They got Kaliningrad loaded. If that’s ok then Europe has a free reign to do whatever.
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Nolsoth Apr 23, 2026 +11
They do exist, both Russia and China have vehicle launched IRBMs and ICBMs. At one point the Soviet Union also had train launched versions.
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Zefixius Apr 23, 2026 +46
Nobody cares
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LordAlfrey Apr 23, 2026 +12
No this means its a good idea
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Wonderful-Pause1048 Apr 23, 2026 +151
Europeans don‘t care when Russia warns; Russia does what it wants, so does Europe
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[deleted] Apr 23, 2026 +15
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Majorapat Apr 23, 2026 +16
Toddlers eventually become self aware though.
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RoyalSwedishCoin Apr 23, 2026 +74
The problem for putin is that his threats have started to sound hollow. Hollow like the halls of the Moskva on the bottom of the sea.
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MachoSmurf Apr 23, 2026 +22
They're not hollow! They're full of water!
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majestic7 Apr 23, 2026 +38
Love how they'd supposedly "become targets in a conflict", as if they wouldn't be targets in a conflict anyway
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JCDU Apr 23, 2026 +7
What's that? Military things are targets in a military conflict? Well f*** me, Vlad, I'd have never thought of that.
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Koala_eiO Apr 24, 2026 +2
"Don't prevent the invasion or we will invade you."
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ExF-Altrue Apr 23, 2026 +29
Alternative title: Russia confirming that this is a good idea, in their own socially awkward way.
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Singer-Informal Apr 23, 2026 +50
Thank you for your concern. Bye
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Outside-Clue7220 Apr 23, 2026 +24
If Putin warns you, you’re doing a good job. If he threatens you with nuclear annihilation, you’re doing a great job.
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soulsteela Apr 23, 2026 +16
I suspect what really worries Moscow here is the French have a nuclear strike first doctrine. So the old sabre rattling suddenly comes with a much higher chance of a real action.
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CanadianSpectre Apr 23, 2026 +4
Yup. Has nothing to do with the geography of the bombs, I am sure France would have no issues getting the payload onto Russian territory if they needed to today. This is purely fear at someone pulling a trigger before they could.
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soulsteela Apr 23, 2026 +2
Unfortunately they apparently have the Dr Strangelove MAD machine if they get annihilated, launching everything they have.
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luisa65-L Apr 23, 2026 +13
Toss it on the ever-growing pile of Russia's 'absolute final red lines.' I'm pretty sure everyone lost count somewhere around late 2022.
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Dizzy_Industry1287 Apr 23, 2026 +47
Key points: – Russia warned that European countries hosting French nuclear-capable bombers could become targets in a conflict – The move follows France’s proposal to expand its nuclear deterrence role across Europe – Moscow says such deployments would increase tensions and weaken overall security in the region
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wodthing Apr 23, 2026 +25
Counterpoint: Пошёл ты, Путин
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snowgoon_ Apr 23, 2026 +12
Русские, уходите домой!
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Lee1138 Apr 23, 2026 +14
Anything that upsets Moscow is the right move. 
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Ferelwing Apr 23, 2026 +7
It's a day ending in "y" of course the Kremlin is saying something like this and they're doing it because they want to scare people from hosting nuclear missiles. Why? Their threats of nuclear annihilation only work if everyone else can't fire back. If MAD is back on the table because everyone else can absolutely fire too, then Russia no longer can risk deciding to invade their neighbors anymore, because now they have to risk possibly being nuked too. That leaves them with nothing more than "border skirmishes" left to them and that's not nearly as "fun" for "conquerors" as being able to invade whenever they want to against forces that don't also have nukes backing them up. This isn't to say that I'm thrilled that nuclear build-up is back on the table, but unfortunately it does make it so that Russia has to think twice. edited: words.
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Raknaren Apr 23, 2026 +10
Good job France puts most of their nukes in subs
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Lonely-Abalone-5104 Apr 23, 2026 +11
Just admit it Putin you fucked up
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teh_m Apr 23, 2026 +8
Oh, a *Russian threat Thursday*.
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pepperino132 Apr 23, 2026 +7
Russia threatens to nuke my country every other week, their mad ramblings don't even register any more. Slava Ukraini, Ruszkik haza
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NatalieSoleil Apr 23, 2026 +8
Russia against it? Then it's good plan!
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PoopsMcGroots Apr 23, 2026 +6
What do the Russians think they have that someone would want to invade them for? As far as I can tell there is very little they have that can’t be found abundantly elsewhere in the world, except for a population that thinks that living in shit is best in the world. There’s a reason so many of Russia’s oligarchs and their families live anywhere else.
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DragonfruitGrand5683 Apr 23, 2026 +2
It's like asking a crackhead the same question
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Gilga1 Apr 23, 2026 +5
Means that it’s the right thing to do. If Russia warned against eating my own shit i‘d gobble it up like it’s the finest dining in the world because whatever they say the opposite will be the undisputed best course of action.
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Ill_Wolverine_6265 Apr 23, 2026 +6
Rien à carrer de Poutine et des russkovs. Tu l'as, celle là ?...🇨🇵😁🖕
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PVG100 Apr 23, 2026 +4
Et alors?!
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OldLondon Apr 23, 2026 +4
I volunteer to host a French nuclear bomber for the summer.  We’ll take it out to see the sights of London, picnics, get some British culture - warning it may come back drunk and a bit fighty
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Intro-Nimbus Apr 23, 2026 +5
Europe warns russia to stop warning. It's gotten old.
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Jamuro Apr 23, 2026 +5
oh look more russian threats ... how uncommon for them
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GardeniaFrangipani Apr 23, 2026 +3
Dear Russia We have never attacked anyone. We are not a threat to you. You on the other hand …. Sincerely European NATO countries
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mmoonbelly Apr 23, 2026 +4
French [nuclear doctrine is first strike](https://frstrategie.org/sites/default/files/documents/publications/recherches-et-documents/2020/202004.pdf). It’s on the basis that firing them after you’ve been hit is no deterrent.
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unfortunatebag Apr 23, 2026 +3
As a rule, if Russia doesn't want you to do it you should probably do it even more.
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Bunch_of_Shit Apr 24, 2026 +4
Russia complained about nato on their borders and so they invaded Ukraine, doubling the nato border with russia, and they did nothing,
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Cpt_Soban Apr 24, 2026 +5
Or what? They gonna invade Ukraine some more?
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DummyDumDragon Apr 24, 2026 +3
Kinda rich to be telling us not to host french planes, when they're hosting Ukrainian drones everyday 🤷‍♂️
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Opskynet Apr 23, 2026 +3
Do opposite against warnings is key
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F0rkbombz Apr 23, 2026 +3
I’m honestly just surprised it wasn’t Medvedev making the threat.
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OG365247 Apr 23, 2026 +3
Should’ve warned yourselves that invading Ukraine was a terrible idea.
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Defiant-Peace-493 Apr 23, 2026 +3
Looks like the primary French nuclear-capable aircraft is the Dassault Rafale. This is, in point of fact, a multirole fighter already in service in militaries including those of Greece, Croatia, and Qatar. (The nuclear-armed cruise missiles, of course, not so much)
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Fire99xyz Apr 23, 2026 +3
Or what?
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CivilBedroom2021 Apr 23, 2026 +3
Where do they think French ICBM Submarine is parked? The nukes are lot closer than they can imagine. Even then, with Russian corruption I bet nukes could have been covertly planted near strategic Russian targets, silently waiting if ever needed.
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iCowboy Apr 23, 2026 +3
Russia has no problem putting nuclear warheads in Belarus though.
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Desperate_Piece_7600 Apr 23, 2026 +3
Another red line or smth
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thetyphonlol Apr 24, 2026 +3
that means its a good idea
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khurgan_ Apr 24, 2026 +3
If Russia urges you to not to do something, you know you're doing the right thing
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robreddity Apr 24, 2026 +3
World warns Russia to stfu and withdraw from Ukraine.
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SteamLuki7 Apr 23, 2026 +8
I mean, dont give them a reason to do it, maybe stop promoting nuking all europe on live tv, arming terrorits and just threating everybody in general. Anyway, russias industry is getting bombed to dust by ukraine and they just received or will receive shortly a 90bn payout from the eu. Russia also recently admitted that the economy is failing which is amazing.
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Ontheragnarock Apr 23, 2026 +2
[ Removed by Listnook ]
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_Xee Apr 23, 2026 +2
Oh no! This will totally make Europe reconsider, remove all sanctions, kick Sweden and Finland from NATO, and give up EU territories up to Lisbon.
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Fuck-WestJet Apr 23, 2026 +2
It's just a special military operation. Any attack by Russia should be considered a surprise offensive attack by a hostile nation. They aren't a f****** ally. Ignore their bluster and prepare for their aggression.
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San-A Apr 23, 2026 +2
F*** you
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MrLeville Apr 23, 2026 +2
Or ouate mozerfeuker? You're goin too invaide another countri?
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EatsAlotOfBread Apr 23, 2026 +2
None of your business, Russian gentleman. 
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Niftydog1163 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Europe response was a rather rude gesture accompanied by a picture of putin behind bars and under that picture are the words: " Get rid of THIS first, and then we can talk business."
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HumaDracobane Apr 23, 2026 +2
Ok, time to host french nuclear bombers, then.
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leducdeguise Apr 23, 2026 +2
Ferme bien ta gueule Alexander
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Portmanteau_that Apr 23, 2026 +2
OK great, this means they should do it
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RedLemonSlice Apr 23, 2026 +2
Now I want two of them here
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IllSalad3669 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Russia would have functional spudguns but the vodka effort is impairing their efficency
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West_to_East Apr 23, 2026 +2
And what exactly is a failed state going to do about ti?
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Common-Ad6470 Apr 23, 2026 +2
So many Ruzzian red lines driven through with a cheery, ‘screw you!’….😁
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csueiras Apr 23, 2026 +2
Russia can go eat a bag of dicks
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YellowTango Apr 23, 2026 +2
eat a d***
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Crucco Apr 23, 2026 +2
Sure let me write it down here with my invisible pencil
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freebyte33 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Ah.. oui. On a entendu. Sujet suivant, merci...
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Markus_zockt Apr 23, 2026 +2
Ah, the Russian "nuclear bomb" card. Haven't heard of that in ages.
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Left_Breadfruit_8859 Apr 23, 2026 +2
how many times has Russia threated nuclear strikes 10 78 times? like this is there go to threat at this point
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Mewhomewhy Apr 23, 2026 +2
It has absolutely nothing to do with Russia. Countries are free to do what they want.
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No-Manager6617 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Sounds awfully similar to Donald Trump's ramble. Almost like they're twins
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fremja97 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Putin can f*** off he is a c***
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Legitimate-Cow5982 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Please. His yes men threaten my country on a daily basis
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Contrail22 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Or what?
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attaboy000 Apr 23, 2026 +2
F*** Russia
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Fuzzylumpkins1234 Apr 24, 2026 +2
Russia says a lot of shit. Ukrain has proven that Russia is a puffed up paper tiger.
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JiveChicken00 Apr 24, 2026 +2
Sometimes it feels like Russia and North Korea are working from the same playbook.
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GGuts Apr 24, 2026 +2
Well if Russia wants us against it then we have to do it I guess. If you need a moral compass just do this: The opposite of what Putin and Trump want.
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noatoms Apr 24, 2026 +2
Suck shit Russia.
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AshtonBlack Apr 24, 2026 +2
Somehow, I don't quite believe this boy who cried "Nukes" one too many times.
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MommersHeart Apr 24, 2026 +2
Ok Vlad, whatever.
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rayjaymor85 Apr 24, 2026 +2
Antoher week. Another Russian nuclear threat. I'm honestly more concerned about North Korea to be honest, they might actually DO it...
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cosmonauts5512 Apr 24, 2026 +2
We ain't afraid. Europe would vaporize Russia.
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Early_Comedian_6841 Apr 24, 2026 +2
Russia threaten Europe or the whole world every other day about Nuke. France proposes to defend each E.U country from a threat who could happen... Guess who is the agressor? Guess who are totally mad at an independant Nuke power protecting Europe? ... Exactly!!!
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Impossible-Ground-98 Apr 23, 2026 +1
what are you going to do about it.... oh, nothing
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Thagyr Apr 23, 2026 +1
Russian Red Line gets another.
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Ok_Flan4404 Apr 23, 2026 +1
UP YOUR'S, RushASS.
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Mr_Sinclair_1745 Apr 23, 2026 +1
European policy should consist entirely of "what Russia warns against"....
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rkoote Apr 23, 2026 +1
Hahahaha, funny guys those russians.
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totallyRebb Apr 23, 2026 +1
/votekick Russia
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Left-Night-1125 Apr 23, 2026 +1
Isnt such a warning a regular tuesday inFinland?
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messenger18 Apr 23, 2026 +1
Russia warning that they will become violent is like birds singing in the morning. Just background noise no one really cares about.
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Majestic-Contract-42 Apr 23, 2026 +1
So all of them at the same time ASAP
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Aware-Code7244 Apr 23, 2026 +1
Might I suggest this question to the Russian Federation and its representatives? Either global Nuclear, Biological & Chemical Weapons - NBCW proliferation or not. We have a formidable albeit flawed forums for discussion ready to discuss.
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powaqqa Apr 23, 2026 +1
I think we should send them an email saying: "Thank you for your feedback."
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Pomeetorek Apr 23, 2026 +1
Thank you for the warning LMAO
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mats_o42 Apr 23, 2026 +1
Yet another tractor, no no threat i mean
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fafatzy Apr 23, 2026 +1
Get f*** Russia
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Fanhunter4ever Apr 23, 2026 +1
F*** Russia i hope one day they get what they deserve
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RisingPhil Apr 23, 2026 +1
So it IS the right thing to do! Thanks Russia!
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FxKaKaLis Apr 23, 2026 +1
so we should definitely do that
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master_slapper Apr 23, 2026 +1
My c*** <- russian media sucking
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ElectroStaticz Apr 23, 2026 +1
All the more reason
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Mr_Gaslight Apr 24, 2026 +1
Oh! Oh! Oh! Is this a red line?
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Coupe368 Apr 24, 2026 +1
I'm convinced they have a handful of nukes they think might actually work, and then the rest are far too degraded to be functional. At this point the world is just waiting for Russia to fully implode, because everyone is tired of their shit.
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Superb_Extension1751 Apr 24, 2026 +1
Just wait untill that find out what continent the state of France is located in...
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doubleBoTftw Apr 24, 2026 +1
You're saying Russia is mad because France wants us under their "Nuclear Umbrella"? F****** inject French plutonium directly into my veins, make them really mad.
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MaxMouseOCX Apr 24, 2026 +1
I would like to offer my back garden to host French nuclear bomber planes. It's not big enough, but that doesn't matter it's the thought that counts.
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mdeeebeee-101 Apr 24, 2026 +1
When they say "Russia", it's probably "Never president ever again" Medvedev shooting his mouth off after vodka number 8 again....
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scalp_eg Apr 24, 2026 +1
As always an obedient russian just telling false things but no one is ever here to ask the logical breaking question. Little sad country very far from its former glory, millions miles away.
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janescontradiction Apr 24, 2026 +1
Russia, advising everyone else as they're authoring their own demise, which will have very little to do with nations hosting nuclear bomber planes
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fleshtomeatyou Apr 24, 2026 +1
All of Europe in response: lick my sweaty salty balls, Putin! We hostin' he hatin'. 😎
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Technogamism Apr 24, 2026 +1
Excellent lets do it! If it makes the Russians angry lets hurry up
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Djangorouge Apr 24, 2026 +1
As we say "Ils peuvent aller manger leurs grands morts"
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