Obamas voice reading all the members name would be epic
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PoorFilmSchoolAlumnApr 18, 2026
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The, uh, RZA, uh, the GZA, Old- uh Dirty B******
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InamoratosApr 18, 2026
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Inspect-uh Deck
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PoweredByMusubiApr 18, 2026
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Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah, and...
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MaybeIAmTheAholeApr 18, 2026
+21
Uhhh, the Method!
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The_Mellow_TigerApr 19, 2026
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My god I've read all of this in his voice. It made me nostalgic for something that hasn't even happened.
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fuck-naziApr 19, 2026
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M-E-T-H-O-D man M-E-T-H-O-D man
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SmokeAbeerApr 19, 2026
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Now, if everyone would please direct their attention to my gravel pit…
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BorntoBombApr 18, 2026
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I was literally about to post this lol.
You know exactly how it'd sound
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TacosFromSpaceApr 18, 2026
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No way. He’d say their names perfectly. Then flash his million dollar smile before asking, “did I studder?”
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kalitariosApr 18, 2026
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Then say “you’re welcome” and kick the door on the way out
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Luci-NoirApr 19, 2026
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Uh, wu-tang is, for the, uh, children.
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GetWeerdWithItApr 18, 2026
Broooooooooooooo I heard that as I read it (listnook)
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BorntoBombApr 18, 2026
+57
Just seeing Obam raisin up the W one time...pure victory.
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TacosFromSpaceApr 18, 2026
+21
Raise the W and say “Wu tang is for the children”
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BorntoBombApr 18, 2026
+3
you gd'd right.
Tha WU!
Cue that shit...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRKsKwEdUQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRKsKwEdUQ)
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RnwyHousesCityCloudzApr 18, 2026
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goat album pfp
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CozmicBunniApr 18, 2026
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I never knew I wanted to hear something so badly until now lol
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ApendicaApr 18, 2026
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I want to hear him say “Introducing the Ghost. Face. Killaaaaaahhhhh, no one could get iller!”
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Luci-NoirApr 19, 2026
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It would be like a Chappelle Show skit. I always thought it was funny how many times wu-tang was mentioned in or was a part of skits.
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blue-red-mageApr 18, 2026
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I would pay a lot of money to hear Obama say "Bring the motherfuckin' ruckus!"
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Backseat_bossApr 18, 2026
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He bombs atomically 🤷♂️
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StemCellPirateApr 18, 2026
+161
Wutang forever.
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Independent-Pin-6614Apr 18, 2026
+77
“It all took place in the slums of Shaolin…”
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sincerelythebats_Apr 18, 2026
+19
“From the shores of monster island, to the depths of the 36 chambers; swinging through your hood like your neighborhood Spider-Man, ladies and gentlemen…”
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taurus26Apr 18, 2026
+6
This is so great.
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sincerelythebats_Apr 18, 2026
+7
Obama was what made America great all along. I swear if anyone tries to violate the third term rule (cough) then we run our boy Barack.
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Luci-NoirApr 19, 2026
+5
I’d like to see a documentary like this but it has to be anime and narrated by that guy from Frontline on PBS. He did some skits on Chappelle’s Show and it was hilarious hearing his seriousness.
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EsotericAbstractIdeaApr 19, 2026
+3
He then divorced his wife.... because she was a ninja lover.
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Luci-NoirApr 19, 2026
+2
That was ridiculous lol.
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Amazing-Analysis9546Apr 18, 2026
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They should get the asian guy who picked them in the racial draft to do it
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helms_derpApr 18, 2026
+8
Monstah smoking za tree!
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Amazing-Analysis9546Apr 18, 2026
+10
Konichiwa bitches
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Call555JackChopApr 18, 2026
+2
Konnichiwa bitches!
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nakedpilsnaApr 18, 2026
+1
The Riza, The Jiza
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NextChef8179Apr 18, 2026
+1
Phyuck You?
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iamstephen1128Apr 18, 2026
+153
I kinda hope Obama does it. The amount of seething conservatives would do over it would just be such especially sweet irony
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OctOJuGGApr 18, 2026
+53
In a tan suit of course
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TreeOafApr 18, 2026
+23
A Wu-Tan suit?
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PoweredByMusubiApr 18, 2026
+5
Bring back Wu Wear, and the first piece is Obama’s tan suit.
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GetWeerdWithItApr 18, 2026
+2
WU-TAN! WU-TAN! WU-TAN!
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Ok-Call-4805Apr 18, 2026
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That alone would make it worth it
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No_Original5693Apr 18, 2026
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While wearing a tan suit 💥
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Has_RecipesApr 18, 2026
+2
If not him then Jordan Peele with Keye talking shit behind him.
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Luci-NoirApr 19, 2026
+2
Who cares what they think?
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CruzAderjcApr 18, 2026
+5
There aren’t that many left. In the past few weeks, a lot of us have looked ourselves in the mirror and realized we have been bamboozled by a grifter for the past 10 years
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iamstephen1128Apr 18, 2026
+4
Lmao @ past 10 years. At very least since Reagan conservatism has largely been about corporate interests and scapegoating brown people
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csortlandApr 19, 2026
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The Trump 3AM truth social rage post about it would be funny.
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Dirkypoo41Apr 18, 2026
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Compared to Liberals in 2026, Obama is a Conservative.
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csortlandApr 19, 2026
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American liberals have always conservative. At the end of the day they serve the same masters just in a less extreme way. Obama really proved that when he bailed out the banks.
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have-u-met-teds-momApr 18, 2026
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As my yard sign says
Presidents are temporary
Wu Tang is forever
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Short-Royal-9490Apr 18, 2026
+3
Lol!! A house i drive past all the time had that same yard sign and they took it down a while ago. Always gave me a chuckle and I was sad when they took it down.
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Mother_Airline_6276Apr 18, 2026
+11
I would almost pay coin to hear the phrase, “Ain’t nothin to f*** with” come out of Barry’s mouth.
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bagideApr 18, 2026
+14
Game recognizes game..
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TrustInRoyApr 18, 2026
+19
I bomb atomically...
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pratiks3Apr 18, 2026
+16
Socrates philosophies…
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PoweredByMusubiApr 18, 2026
+15
and hypotheses…
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AceOfSpadesLXXVIIApr 18, 2026
+12
Can’t define how I be dropping these…
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Sure_MarciaApr 18, 2026
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mockeries…
Lyrically perform armed robbery
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Less_Pop252Apr 18, 2026
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He dropped them by drones. They would be defined by drone bombs. Now if only they coulda defined who they dropping them on….
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lNSP0Apr 18, 2026
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You have absolutely no idea what they're talking about lol
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Less_Pop252Apr 18, 2026
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No I completely understand lyrics. You’re the one with the comprehension issues and seemingly have no idea what I’m talking about. Good luck. lol.
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AbeLumpkin_Apr 18, 2026
+1
The best opening verse ever and maybe best all time. Deck is so underrated
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brrnrApr 18, 2026
+8
Wu Tang and Obama in the same headline? This is like Christmas for a 46-61 year old lib type
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yeahbud13Apr 18, 2026
+5
Wu Tang is for the children
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Tricky-Engineering59Apr 18, 2026
+3
This is going to be just like the Nobel Peace Prize and Trump won’t shut up about how unfair he didn’t get it too.
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bigkahuna1ukApr 18, 2026
+3
Wutang Clan ain’t nothing to f**k with, Wutang Clan ain’t nothing to f**k with 🤘
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New_Leaf_8647Apr 18, 2026
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Presidents are temporary Wu Tang is forever
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DarthLithgowApr 19, 2026
+3
Trump has Kid Rock, and Obama has Wu-Tang. Don't tell me both sides are the same.
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writeyourwayoutApr 18, 2026
+2
Obama: "Let me be clear. Wu-Tang is, uh, for the children."
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Katatonia13Apr 18, 2026
+2
I just realized something. r/unexpectedfuturama
In the Star Trek episode. Shatner does the real slim shady.
“How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?”
“He found a way.”
Obama actually did this with Lose Yourself.
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JuiceKovacsApr 18, 2026
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I didn’t even know I wanted this and now I can’t stop thinking about how bad I want this.
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KruleDiabloApr 18, 2026
+2
That's very random but f*** it why not? Obama probably ain't doing shit anyway
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Any-Ad-446Apr 18, 2026
+2
Maybe Kid Rock..Hes not doing much these days.
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Backseat_bossApr 18, 2026
+11
Heard he’s having his own rock and roll hall of fame on the same date
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Kalorama_MasterApr 18, 2026
+5
Wutang Clan ain’t nottin to fuk wit
This would be so cool and the perfect intro to a Trump dis track
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ElrabrelApr 18, 2026
+1
obama already knows all the words to cream tho
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Ok-Alarm7257Apr 18, 2026
+1
Wu Tang is for the kids!!
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revolutionoverdueApr 18, 2026
+1
Wu tang is for the children.
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waitwutokApr 19, 2026
+1
Memba when the Asians selected the Wu Tang Clan in the Racial Draft?
Konichiwa bitches!
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wallyrules75Apr 19, 2026
+1
Wow people would actually watch the show. Brilliant
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SandalsTogaApr 19, 2026
+1
Now… now… this next group ain’t nothing to f*** with…
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Charcole1Apr 18, 2026
+1
The boondocks had a good bit about this phenomena
https://youtu.be/ka9zolhVgrk
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Similar-Sir-2952Apr 18, 2026
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Idk man. Long time Wu Fan but Rza just grates my nerves the older I get.
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Beginning_Ad_2262Apr 18, 2026
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Hard no, but Mamdani is available.
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Icy-Whale-2253Apr 18, 2026
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The guy who was 2 when *36 Chambers* came out
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TPlain940Apr 18, 2026
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This is the answer
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krayhayftApr 18, 2026
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I hate Obama's politics, but i always felt that as long as you don't talk about politics, he'd be a pretty cool guy to hang out with
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Kalorama_MasterApr 18, 2026
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What’s to hate about them? Everything thing in life is a political act. Even the decision to get out of bed.
Right now is precisely the time to put politics front and center of everything and everywhere. You may not be paying attention but the country is being destroyed by Trump and his cult
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-Sofa-King-VoteApr 18, 2026
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Whats to hate?
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Bertrand_RoseApr 18, 2026
Neoliberalism.
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-Sofa-King-VoteApr 18, 2026
lol not an argument
Be specific
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WobblierTube733Apr 18, 2026
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Bro he’s definitely the best US president since LBJ but he’s still a war criminal wth
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Less_Pop252Apr 18, 2026
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LBJ!?!?! Wow you gotta be a history major.
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TheTinyTyphoonApr 18, 2026
+1
Lmao not even close
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Fluffy-Answer-6722Apr 18, 2026
+1
JFK Clinton
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-Sofa-King-VoteApr 18, 2026
lol so edgy
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Bertrand_RoseApr 18, 2026
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Exactly.
EDIT: Though I'd say Carter was better.
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hung_fuApr 18, 2026
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They can release a new album called Liquid Drones
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PetflesApr 18, 2026
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Bombing hospitals is very cool if the blue team does it, actually. They make better excuses than the red team
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Bertrand_RoseApr 18, 2026
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Democrats, mostly, aren't good at standing on consistent principles.
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Razafraz11Apr 18, 2026
Both sides do that shit
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Bertrand_RoseApr 18, 2026
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So criticise both, that's what I do.
Not this whataboutism nonensense.
Do you also get annoyed when deranged Trump fans bring up Obama to scapegoat Trumps crimes when being discussed?
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Less_Pop252Apr 18, 2026
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Stop glorifying politicians. Just because the devil is in office now doesn’t mean the others were Jesus. He knew shit. He coulda done more. Very disappointing president. If not only proven by his actions out of office. He got paid off. No integrity.
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Bertrand_RoseApr 18, 2026
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Exactly
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fullautohotdogApr 18, 2026
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You got a citation for any of that bullshit you're slinging?
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Less_Pop252Apr 18, 2026
Me? You serious? Nah I ain’t here for regurgitation you can do your own lookin up but for sure dude was a company man. Look up his contracts for school books he pushed through and wow that publisher also was the one who signed his historic memoir or whatever bull shit they ended printing. Hey how did the Obamas make so much money from Netflix when their offerings were garbage? Even though it might be illegal now, so your own f****** research.
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-Sofa-King-VoteApr 18, 2026
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You listen to Theo Von, have a seat, son
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FullertonjrApr 18, 2026
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Much of this country rightfully understands that he would have likely been killed for doing anything more than he did while in office. Many wanted him dead before inauguration. He did mostly the best that he could with a party that didn’t always have his back the way that the Republican Party has had Trump’s. Making sure to do everything by the letter and spirit of the law resulted in less progress than could have been achieved.
He wasn’t a saint and nobody believes that he was. He did the best that anyone could have expected of someone who most of the country wanted to see fail.
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treemann85Apr 18, 2026
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Should be chapelle
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SoulMacheteApr 18, 2026
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Wu tang has one good group album and maybe three good solo records. As a group they are f****** terrible live..if they even bother to show up. The only member of the band who gives a f*** about putting on a good performance is Meth when he tours with Redman. Hall of famers? No way…
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Dirkypoo41Apr 18, 2026
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Obama? The man who singlehandedly set race-relations back 50 years in the United States? What a joke.
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Reasonable_Tap_8215Apr 18, 2026
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How you figure?
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The_Lapsed_PacifistApr 18, 2026
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Because he had the temerity to have one black parent. The unmitigated gall of the man!
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HereInTheCutApr 18, 2026
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Why, for governing while black? Sit your ass all the way the f*** down with that RWNJ bullshit.
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trainingwheelsJoeApr 18, 2026
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Who or what is an RZA?
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vollkoemmenesApr 19, 2026
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The Abbot
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ArtichokeAware7342Apr 18, 2026
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Nah, we tired of listening to you losers complain about every decent democrat. This is how we got that orange moron.
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PetflesApr 18, 2026
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If bombing hospitals and weddings makes you a decent democrat, I don't want to know what indecent democrats are like
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okcanadian94Apr 18, 2026
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You already do. Trumps been on and off the democrats his whole life, + there's always the Clintons
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PetflesApr 18, 2026
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I wouldn't call war-criminals "decent", but I'm not American
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Patient_Series_8189Apr 18, 2026
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Care to name one world leader in the last 50 years you consider "decent"?
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Bertrand_RoseApr 18, 2026
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Is the standard of being considered a decent democrat bombing little children?
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Slum-BumApr 18, 2026
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You have no idea what Barack Obama represents to black history in this country
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Bertrand_RoseApr 18, 2026
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What does that have to do with whether or not Obama committed war crimes, bombed innocents and killed kids?
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WalletFullOfSausageApr 18, 2026
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You have no idea what he represents to outdoor wedding attendees around the world.
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Less_Pop252Apr 18, 2026
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Shouldn’t mean too much as his “back history” doesn’t represent too much of this country as it does more so other countries. His mother a white American. His father although black, not American. What happened to black culture coming from the mother? It’s f****** victim mentality. Barack Obama has no idea what it’s like to be black in America. He was always the upper crust.
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jimohioApr 18, 2026
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Go back to playing with your Pokémon.
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lronmaneApr 18, 2026
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Sounds like an intelligent thing to openly say to black people with your chest, results surely won’t vary.
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PetflesApr 18, 2026
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Well if American black people like this war criminal, he's great actually
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lronmaneApr 18, 2026
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Usually a severe lack of survival skills like that would indicate the opposite of intelligence, but you got this 👍🏼
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PetflesApr 18, 2026
I guess the innocent civilians he bombed also just lacked survival skills
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bigdog767Apr 18, 2026
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I’m white and the idolatry of Obama to black people is hilarious. He’s a war criminal like the rest.
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The_Lapsed_PacifistApr 18, 2026
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Newsflash, the rest of the world liked him too. He was erudite, statesmanlike, dignified and decent (insofar as an American president can be). Yet in your infinite wisdom you decided to replace him with a crassulent, massively corrupt, dayglo child molester. Then once it became clear that Trump had definitely been messing with the kiddies, selling compartmented documents, thieving from the public and he actually tried to execute a coup d’état, you elected him again.
America and the rest of the world would be richer and safer if Barry was still in charge. Racism is the only reason you all hate him and the reason you love Trump
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