Obamas voice reading all the members name would be epic
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PoorFilmSchoolAlumn1 day ago
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The, uh, RZA, uh, the GZA, Old- uh Dirty B******
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Inamoratos1 day ago
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Inspect-uh Deck
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PoweredByMusubi22 hr ago
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Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah, and...
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MaybeIAmTheAhole22 hr ago
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Uhhh, the Method!
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The_Mellow_Tiger16 hr ago
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My god I've read all of this in his voice. It made me nostalgic for something that hasn't even happened.
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fuck-nazi16 hr ago
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M-E-T-H-O-D man M-E-T-H-O-D man
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SmokeAbeer11 hr ago
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Now, if everyone would please direct their attention to my gravel pit…
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BorntoBomb1 day ago
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I was literally about to post this lol.
You know exactly how it'd sound
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TacosFromSpace1 day ago
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No way. He’d say their names perfectly. Then flash his million dollar smile before asking, “did I studder?”
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kalitarios23 hr ago
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Then say “you’re welcome” and kick the door on the way out
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Luci-Noir15 hr ago
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Uh, wu-tang is, for the, uh, children.
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GetWeerdWithIt18 hr ago
Broooooooooooooo I heard that as I read it (listnook)
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BorntoBomb1 day ago
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Just seeing Obam raisin up the W one time...pure victory.
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TacosFromSpace1 day ago
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Raise the W and say “Wu tang is for the children”
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BorntoBomb23 hr ago
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you gd'd right.
Tha WU!
Cue that shit...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRKsKwEdUQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRKsKwEdUQ)
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RnwyHousesCityCloudz23 hr ago
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goat album pfp
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CozmicBunni1 day ago
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I never knew I wanted to hear something so badly until now lol
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Apendica1 day ago
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I want to hear him say “Introducing the Ghost. Face. Killaaaaaahhhhh, no one could get iller!”
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Luci-Noir15 hr ago
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It would be like a Chappelle Show skit. I always thought it was funny how many times wu-tang was mentioned in or was a part of skits.
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blue-red-mage20 hr ago
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I would pay a lot of money to hear Obama say "Bring the motherfuckin' ruckus!"
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Backseat_boss22 hr ago
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He bombs atomically 🤷♂️
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StemCellPirate1 day ago
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Wutang forever.
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Independent-Pin-66141 day ago
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“It all took place in the slums of Shaolin…”
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sincerelythebats_1 day ago
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“From the shores of monster island, to the depths of the 36 chambers; swinging through your hood like your neighborhood Spider-Man, ladies and gentlemen…”
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taurus261 day ago
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This is so great.
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sincerelythebats_22 hr ago
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Obama was what made America great all along. I swear if anyone tries to violate the third term rule (cough) then we run our boy Barack.
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Luci-Noir15 hr ago
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I’d like to see a documentary like this but it has to be anime and narrated by that guy from Frontline on PBS. He did some skits on Chappelle’s Show and it was hilarious hearing his seriousness.
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EsotericAbstractIdea12 hr ago
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He then divorced his wife.... because she was a ninja lover.
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Luci-Noir12 hr ago
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That was ridiculous lol.
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Amazing-Analysis95461 day ago
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They should get the asian guy who picked them in the racial draft to do it
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helms_derp1 day ago
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Monstah smoking za tree!
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Amazing-Analysis95461 day ago
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Konichiwa bitches
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Call555JackChop21 hr ago
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Konnichiwa bitches!
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nakedpilsna23 hr ago
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The Riza, The Jiza
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NextChef817918 hr ago
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Phyuck You?
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iamstephen11281 day ago
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I kinda hope Obama does it. The amount of seething conservatives would do over it would just be such especially sweet irony
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OctOJuGG1 day ago
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In a tan suit of course
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TreeOaf1 day ago
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A Wu-Tan suit?
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PoweredByMusubi22 hr ago
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Bring back Wu Wear, and the first piece is Obama’s tan suit.
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GetWeerdWithIt18 hr ago
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WU-TAN! WU-TAN! WU-TAN!
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Ok-Call-48051 day ago
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That alone would make it worth it
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No_Original56931 day ago
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While wearing a tan suit 💥
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Has_Recipes20 hr ago
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If not him then Jordan Peele with Keye talking shit behind him.
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Luci-Noir15 hr ago
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Who cares what they think?
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CruzAderjc1 day ago
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There aren’t that many left. In the past few weeks, a lot of us have looked ourselves in the mirror and realized we have been bamboozled by a grifter for the past 10 years
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iamstephen11281 day ago
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Lmao @ past 10 years. At very least since Reagan conservatism has largely been about corporate interests and scapegoating brown people
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csortland14 hr ago
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The Trump 3AM truth social rage post about it would be funny.
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Dirkypoo411 day ago
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Compared to Liberals in 2026, Obama is a Conservative.
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csortland14 hr ago
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American liberals have always conservative. At the end of the day they serve the same masters just in a less extreme way. Obama really proved that when he bailed out the banks.
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have-u-met-teds-mom1 day ago
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As my yard sign says
Presidents are temporary
Wu Tang is forever
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Short-Royal-94901 day ago
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Lol!! A house i drive past all the time had that same yard sign and they took it down a while ago. Always gave me a chuckle and I was sad when they took it down.
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Mother_Airline_62761 day ago
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I would almost pay coin to hear the phrase, “Ain’t nothin to f*** with” come out of Barry’s mouth.
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bagide1 day ago
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Game recognizes game..
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TrustInRoy1 day ago
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I bomb atomically...
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pratiks31 day ago
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Socrates philosophies…
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PoweredByMusubi1 day ago
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and hypotheses…
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AceOfSpadesLXXVII1 day ago
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Can’t define how I be dropping these…
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Sure_Marcia1 day ago
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mockeries…
Lyrically perform armed robbery
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Less_Pop2521 day ago
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He dropped them by drones. They would be defined by drone bombs. Now if only they coulda defined who they dropping them on….
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lNSP01 day ago
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You have absolutely no idea what they're talking about lol
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Less_Pop25221 hr ago
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No I completely understand lyrics. You’re the one with the comprehension issues and seemingly have no idea what I’m talking about. Good luck. lol.
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AbeLumpkin_23 hr ago
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The best opening verse ever and maybe best all time. Deck is so underrated
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brrnr1 day ago
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Wu Tang and Obama in the same headline? This is like Christmas for a 46-61 year old lib type
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yeahbud131 day ago
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Wu Tang is for the children
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Tricky-Engineering591 day ago
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This is going to be just like the Nobel Peace Prize and Trump won’t shut up about how unfair he didn’t get it too.
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bigkahuna1uk23 hr ago
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Wutang Clan ain’t nothing to f**k with, Wutang Clan ain’t nothing to f**k with 🤘
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New_Leaf_864720 hr ago
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Presidents are temporary Wu Tang is forever
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DarthLithgow15 hr ago
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Trump has Kid Rock, and Obama has Wu-Tang. Don't tell me both sides are the same.
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writeyourwayout1 day ago
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Obama: "Let me be clear. Wu-Tang is, uh, for the children."
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Katatonia1321 hr ago
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I just realized something. r/unexpectedfuturama
In the Star Trek episode. Shatner does the real slim shady.
“How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?”
“He found a way.”
Obama actually did this with Lose Yourself.
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JuiceKovacs20 hr ago
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I didn’t even know I wanted this and now I can’t stop thinking about how bad I want this.
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KruleDiablo19 hr ago
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That's very random but f*** it why not? Obama probably ain't doing shit anyway
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Any-Ad-4461 day ago
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Maybe Kid Rock..Hes not doing much these days.
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Backseat_boss1 day ago
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Heard he’s having his own rock and roll hall of fame on the same date
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Kalorama_Master1 day ago
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Wutang Clan ain’t nottin to fuk wit
This would be so cool and the perfect intro to a Trump dis track
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Elrabrel1 day ago
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obama already knows all the words to cream tho
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Ok-Alarm725721 hr ago
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Wu Tang is for the kids!!
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revolutionoverdue20 hr ago
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Wu tang is for the children.
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waitwutok13 hr ago
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Memba when the Asians selected the Wu Tang Clan in the Racial Draft?
Konichiwa bitches!
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wallyrules758 hr ago
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Wow people would actually watch the show. Brilliant
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SandalsToga6 hr ago
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Now… now… this next group ain’t nothing to f*** with…
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Charcole11 day ago
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The boondocks had a good bit about this phenomena
https://youtu.be/ka9zolhVgrk
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Similar-Sir-29521 day ago
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Idk man. Long time Wu Fan but Rza just grates my nerves the older I get.
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Beginning_Ad_22621 day ago
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Hard no, but Mamdani is available.
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Icy-Whale-22531 day ago
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The guy who was 2 when *36 Chambers* came out
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TPlain9401 day ago
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This is the answer
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krayhayft1 day ago
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I hate Obama's politics, but i always felt that as long as you don't talk about politics, he'd be a pretty cool guy to hang out with
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Kalorama_Master1 day ago
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What’s to hate about them? Everything thing in life is a political act. Even the decision to get out of bed.
Right now is precisely the time to put politics front and center of everything and everywhere. You may not be paying attention but the country is being destroyed by Trump and his cult
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-Sofa-King-Vote1 day ago
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Whats to hate?
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Bertrand_Rose1 day ago
Neoliberalism.
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-Sofa-King-Vote1 day ago
lol not an argument
Be specific
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WobblierTube7331 day ago
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Bro he’s definitely the best US president since LBJ but he’s still a war criminal wth
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Less_Pop2521 day ago
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LBJ!?!?! Wow you gotta be a history major.
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TheTinyTyphoon23 hr ago
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Lmao not even close
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Fluffy-Answer-67221 day ago
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JFK Clinton
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-Sofa-King-Vote1 day ago
lol so edgy
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Bertrand_Rose1 day ago
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Exactly.
EDIT: Though I'd say Carter was better.
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hung_fu1 day ago
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They can release a new album called Liquid Drones
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Petfles1 day ago
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Bombing hospitals is very cool if the blue team does it, actually. They make better excuses than the red team
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Bertrand_Rose1 day ago
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Democrats, mostly, aren't good at standing on consistent principles.
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Razafraz111 day ago
Both sides do that shit
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Bertrand_Rose1 day ago
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So criticise both, that's what I do.
Not this whataboutism nonensense.
Do you also get annoyed when deranged Trump fans bring up Obama to scapegoat Trumps crimes when being discussed?
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Less_Pop2521 day ago
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Stop glorifying politicians. Just because the devil is in office now doesn’t mean the others were Jesus. He knew shit. He coulda done more. Very disappointing president. If not only proven by his actions out of office. He got paid off. No integrity.
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Bertrand_Rose1 day ago
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Exactly
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fullautohotdog1 day ago
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You got a citation for any of that bullshit you're slinging?
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Less_Pop25221 hr ago
Me? You serious? Nah I ain’t here for regurgitation you can do your own lookin up but for sure dude was a company man. Look up his contracts for school books he pushed through and wow that publisher also was the one who signed his historic memoir or whatever bull shit they ended printing. Hey how did the Obamas make so much money from Netflix when their offerings were garbage? Even though it might be illegal now, so your own f****** research.
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-Sofa-King-Vote1 day ago
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You listen to Theo Von, have a seat, son
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Fullertonjr1 day ago
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Much of this country rightfully understands that he would have likely been killed for doing anything more than he did while in office. Many wanted him dead before inauguration. He did mostly the best that he could with a party that didn’t always have his back the way that the Republican Party has had Trump’s. Making sure to do everything by the letter and spirit of the law resulted in less progress than could have been achieved.
He wasn’t a saint and nobody believes that he was. He did the best that anyone could have expected of someone who most of the country wanted to see fail.
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treemann851 day ago
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Should be chapelle
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SoulMachete23 hr ago
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Wu tang has one good group album and maybe three good solo records. As a group they are f****** terrible live..if they even bother to show up. The only member of the band who gives a f*** about putting on a good performance is Meth when he tours with Redman. Hall of famers? No way…
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Dirkypoo411 day ago
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Obama? The man who singlehandedly set race-relations back 50 years in the United States? What a joke.
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Reasonable_Tap_82151 day ago
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How you figure?
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The_Lapsed_Pacifist21 hr ago
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Because he had the temerity to have one black parent. The unmitigated gall of the man!
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HereInTheCut1 day ago
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Why, for governing while black? Sit your ass all the way the f*** down with that RWNJ bullshit.
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trainingwheelsJoe23 hr ago
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Who or what is an RZA?
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vollkoemmenes17 hr ago
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The Abbot
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ArtichokeAware73421 day ago
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Nah, we tired of listening to you losers complain about every decent democrat. This is how we got that orange moron.
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Petfles1 day ago
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If bombing hospitals and weddings makes you a decent democrat, I don't want to know what indecent democrats are like
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okcanadian941 day ago
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You already do. Trumps been on and off the democrats his whole life, + there's always the Clintons
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Petfles1 day ago
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I wouldn't call war-criminals "decent", but I'm not American
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Patient_Series_81891 day ago
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Care to name one world leader in the last 50 years you consider "decent"?
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Bertrand_Rose1 day ago
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Is the standard of being considered a decent democrat bombing little children?
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Slum-Bum1 day ago
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You have no idea what Barack Obama represents to black history in this country
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Bertrand_Rose1 day ago
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What does that have to do with whether or not Obama committed war crimes, bombed innocents and killed kids?
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WalletFullOfSausage1 day ago
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You have no idea what he represents to outdoor wedding attendees around the world.
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Less_Pop2521 day ago
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Shouldn’t mean too much as his “back history” doesn’t represent too much of this country as it does more so other countries. His mother a white American. His father although black, not American. What happened to black culture coming from the mother? It’s f****** victim mentality. Barack Obama has no idea what it’s like to be black in America. He was always the upper crust.
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jimohio1 day ago
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Go back to playing with your Pokémon.
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lronmane1 day ago
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Sounds like an intelligent thing to openly say to black people with your chest, results surely won’t vary.
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Petfles1 day ago
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Well if American black people like this war criminal, he's great actually
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lronmane1 day ago
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Usually a severe lack of survival skills like that would indicate the opposite of intelligence, but you got this 👍🏼
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Petfles1 day ago
I guess the innocent civilians he bombed also just lacked survival skills
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bigdog7671 day ago
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I’m white and the idolatry of Obama to black people is hilarious. He’s a war criminal like the rest.
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The_Lapsed_Pacifist21 hr ago
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Newsflash, the rest of the world liked him too. He was erudite, statesmanlike, dignified and decent (insofar as an American president can be). Yet in your infinite wisdom you decided to replace him with a crassulent, massively corrupt, dayglo child molester. Then once it became clear that Trump had definitely been messing with the kiddies, selling compartmented documents, thieving from the public and he actually tried to execute a coup d’état, you elected him again.
America and the rest of the world would be richer and safer if Barry was still in charge. Racism is the only reason you all hate him and the reason you love Trump
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