Sagging Trump, 79, struggles to stay awake during epic suck-up

When Trump called Biden "Sleepy Joe", he was projecting.

Give the poor guy a break. It must be exhausting trying to find the right scapegoat for an unnecessary war you started and can't wiggle your way out of.

One of these days he's actually going pass during one of these events, and the only way they'll be able to tell is when all the waste comes seeping out.

"President Donald Trump has struggled to stay awake as he was showered with excessive praise from Cabinet members and local officials in Tennessee." "*Chairing a roundtable on public safety, the 79-year-old president could be seen repeatedly closing his eyes, occasionally jerking his head around as he appeared to drift off, while MAGA acolytes took turns giving him “Dear Leader-style” compliments.*" “Before President Trump, our nation was set on a perpetual course of decline,” Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth told the audience, as Trump sat alongside him with his eyes closed." “I’m living the wildest dream you could possibly imagine, sir,” added FBI director Kash Patel as Trump looked towards him with a blank stare, his eyes increasingly heavy. “It’s thanks to you.” "....repeated his earlier claim that Iran now wanted “to make a deal”—something that the Iranian regime flatly rejected—before embarking on a speech about lower crime rates, border security, and Elvis Presley." "Indeed, the president was at his most animated as he announced he would visit Graceland after the meeting, telling the audience, “I love Elvis.” “I never met Elvis,” he added. “ I met ‘em all—I met Sinatra, I met all over them—(but) I never met Elvis. Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib and say I knew him well. I love Elvis.” "But Trump appeared to be getting sleepier as the meeting dragged on, and by the time participants were asked to take turns singing his praises, he started to look as though he were drifting off." "Trump regularly made fun of Joe Biden’s cognitive capacity and spent most of the past few years referring to the then-president as “Sleepy Joe.” "But Trump was 78 years and 7 months when he was sworn into office last January, making him the oldest American president to take the oath." "Since then, he has suffered from swollen ankles and frequent hand bruises, regularly confuses names and dates, and his trademark long-winded tangents are becoming even longer, veering into bizarre segues on everything from wind farms and White House decor to first lady Melania Trump’s underwear." "However, the president and his doctors insist he is in “excellent” health."

'Apparently I'm an idiot' said the three-time Trump voter straight into the camera

Fingers crossed for arterial collapse

Well at this point the biggest challenge for Trump isn’t the speech, it’s staying conscious for it.

My god watching the fetid rotting corpse turn the tides of the world based on how his bowels are feeling in that moment is like watching a foreign film on a roller coaster on acid. He makes me sick, please just crawl off into a shady glen like an old dog and lay down. We would be ever so grateful

Donald Slump.

> “I love Elvis. I never met Elvis. I met ‘em all, Frank Sinatra, I knew all of ‘em, I never met Elvis,” he continued. “Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib, say, ‘I knew him well.’ I love Elvis, but I never met him, but I’m gonna go see Graceland after this, I think. I’m sure it’s not going to be a very long stay. But I want to see that.” Honestly the only surprising thing to come out of this ass-kissing ritual is the Elvis thing...seeing Trump say that there's something he *wants* to lie about, but for some reason can't. Like what's f****** stopping you from lying about knowing Elvis, bud? Why is THAT the line in the sand?

He ain't lastin' the year

He’s actually just thinking really really hard, harder than anyone has ever thought before and on levels that the average human cannot comprehend. At such levels, it is impossible to keep the eyes open

Can't blame him. I'm also so f****** tired as of late

I think he is tired of speaking. I get it, i would also be exhausted of spraying lie after lie in full auto. At some point mind needs to rest, to gain energy back to yap all the lies again.

What a pathetic bunch of losers. So cringeworthy.

*"Don't you think he looks tired?"*

Do your thing, cholesterol

Man, I can't stand Trump, but DailyBeast runs this article 2-3 times a week and I'm getting a bit tired of the lazy reporting spam.

He can't even stay awake during his own suck-up-a-thon?

Trump is the guy who used to r*** kids with Jeffrey Epstein. It is well documented in the Epstein-Trump files.

There were so many articles about Biden's metal capacity well after he left office yet there are barely any article right how about Trump when he fall asleep and talks incoherently all the time.

Daily Beast reporting on Trump’s supposed ailing health on the daily for a decade now. Who still reads this shit? Just wake me when he, you know…[and even then, a week later, America will wake up from celebrating and realize that nothing about our society has changed]

What's with all these Daily Beast extra click-baitey headlines and extra influx of them?

Come on McDonald's step it up three Square meals a day we can get that up to at least 5.

Wait til he falls asleep, turn it into a roast. If he starts to show signs of consciousness, you gotta flip back to praising him. It'd make those things at least a little interesting...

He looks like that picture of the baby bird next to a coin for size comparison

Between the frequent involuntary naps, daily/hourly tantrums, dubious motor skills, total self-absorption, need for constant validation and praise (in the form of rallies, cabinet glaze sessions, and participation trophies). Trump fits the behavioral profile of a literal baby better than most actual babies. I would be shocked if frequent diaper changes are not also on the list, but may have to wait for the eventual tell-all cash-in attempts from his inner circle in a few years to verify that one, despite compelling video evidence.

Just go for the long sleep, the people will be happy.

Can't wait til he falls into eternal sleep

Apparently even a narcissist can get tired of the constant groveling and lavish devotion. 

Head for the 18th hole on Bedminster, Donny. Ivana is waiting there for you.

Up all night with his market manipulation.

Vote for ped ro.

What are we doing here man And by we I mean the daily beast

Daily beast is trash.

He must be exhausted from all the winning! 

...Phrasing!

Operation Epic Snore-y

SleepyDope Don.

Nike already!

The only time he seemed genuinely happy lately was when he met Mamdani. These sycophants are boring AF.

The looks like a nutsack 

exactly how empty is this cave they're meeting in? that's one helluva reverb tail!

Spicey Trump eats Cheetos to sink Doritos chips in effort to quell Hummus futures against Kumquats. Try to replicate that.

Droozy Don? Droopy Don?

Remember that according to Trump, we still have 121 more years of him.

It’s really to bad you can’t be killed by kindness

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Witch time?

Droopy Donold

Someone put some Last Dab on his McDonald’s burger. That’ll wake him up, or….

What a legacy he’ll have. Will be a laughing stock for centuries.

After sleepy Joe, we now have drowsy Don

What the f*** is that bullshit that's being said? The Conservative far right are literally rewriting history and making things up in order to justify their authoritarian nonsense today.

The way the light hits and his face doesn't look orange... it makes him look like an actual person.

Isn’t this a re-run of his previous cabinet meetings?

I’m voting Wood-Chipper for fall 2026!

Hurry up. Hurry up, Donny

Daily Beast is News Slop. mods, can u please ban posts that link to this bs news source

Anyway, release the Trumpstein Files

God, Trump is as disgusting as he is evil.

We can just assume anything trump says is actually the opposite, right?

Surely not long now

I worry he’s not going to live long enough to actually serve his prison time.

I'm sure he was just in deep thought... About how he will survive prison...

"Sagging Trump" 😭

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Dailybeast trash, another OP blocked!

Could we not for once get a Daily Beast article. So sick of this shit and their shills.

I can’t stand these headlines. I loathe the guy and his admin but Daily Beast articles remind me of the bias drivel they post in the conservative sub like it’s actual news. I wish they’d ban them here or lessen the frequency or something. Daily Beast is often the source posted in this sub and I don’t consider it to have much substance. I don’t need to be convinced not to like Trump by calling him sagging. Trump makes it easy to not like Trump, just report what he actually does.

this headline is insane. this sub is literally no better than that other sub my previous comment got removed for referencing