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AdHoc_ttv 9 hr ago +1411

Unfortunately news of the first attack was used as training data for the next generation of attackers

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2003tide 9 hr ago +292

Bet the 2nd attackers didn’t even get permission to use or pay for the training data

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pass_nthru 8 hr ago +45

hard to say tho, it’s kind of a black box

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Ben_steel 9 hr ago +129

honestly, he is the type of detrimental person who would hire someone to firebomb his own place so he can play the victim.

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AFewBerries 9 hr ago +54

Pulling a Smollett

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IrishRage42 8 hr ago +13

The French actor?

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Rabidjester 7 hr ago +3

Subway? Sandwiches..?

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rhetoricalimperative 6 hr ago +2

I heard he Sam Altman'd his sister

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Funkahontas 3 hr ago -3

I love how y'all idiots act like maga when it's someone you hate.

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Better_March5308 2 hr ago +1

How do, y'all?

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Area51_Spurs 8 hr ago +2

Unfortunately they were trained about as well as Altman’s LLM.

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Prudent_Specialist 8 hr ago +10

r/yourjokebutworse

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johnnyhandbags 9 hr ago +260

Anyone know what Linda Hamilton has been up to lately?

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Swordf1sh_ 9 hr ago +77

It's not everyday you find out that you're responsible for three billion deaths

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Sad-Society-57 9 hr ago +38

The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Oh shit... Sam Altman! Shes going to blow him away!

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Karlend41 6 hr ago +9

The thing that doesn't work is that Miles Dyson turned out to be a good dude and tried to help them destroy his work. That's not going to happen with Sam Altman. If a time traveler told him he invented Skynet and killed billions, he'd ask if he could increase the numbers. Edit: or how much value it created for the shareholders.

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LostInLittleroot 9 hr ago +356

It's more than just a coincidence— it's a pattern /s

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MissionCreeper 9 hr ago +61

So 3 next?

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civicsfactor 9 hr ago +41

Unless it's hexadecimal in which case 4,8,16,32 😳

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Forgettheredrabbit 9 hr ago +25

Next week’s top headline: 8,192 arson attempts made on Sam Altman’s house in span of 24 hours

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free_farts 8 hr ago +17

I can't speak my mind lest I be banned

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lacegem 3 hr ago +1

Smokey Bear says: Only *you* can make it 8,193.

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Zaeryl 7 hr ago +9

That's exponential. Hexadecimal would still go to 3 next.

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civicsfactor 5 hr ago -1

I had to look it up after to make sure I used it right. I don't remember what it said.

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DeanXeL 2 hr ago +1

What do you mean "you don't remember"? It's WRITTEN DOWN RIGHT THERE. You are allowed to just say "whoops, guess I don't know what 'hexadecimal' means! TIL.". There's nothing wrong with admitting your mistakes and learning from them.

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IndependentLove2292 8 hr ago +1

That'll get big quick.

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Iohet 4 hr ago +2

When do we have a double event and call in the mechas?

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RepresentativeBee600 8 hr ago +9

You're putting your finger on something real here.

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MisterDecember 9 hr ago +2

I wonder if it was [these two](https://youtu.be/1UZeHJyiMG8)

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Prince_Nadir 8 hr ago +63

So they asked ChatGPT how to do it and got caught?

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ailish 8 hr ago +27

They should have asked Claude.

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KimJongFunk 7 hr ago +20

The person who invented Ask Jeeves is probably in shambles at the opportunity lost

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gcjunk01 9 hr ago +136

Time travellers trying to prevent the AI uprising?

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_uckt_ 7 hr ago +24

The idea that AI is going to kill us all is very valuable for these companies.

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RSquared 8 hr ago +7

Or Zizians with minds poisoned by Roko's Basilisk.

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punarob 7 hr ago +4

No Chat GPT can't work as a timer

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7th_Sim 8 hr ago +32

Preventing the AI takeover.

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JankyTango 8 hr ago +56

As AI takes over and dominates or society in all manner of ways, taking jobs and ruining lives, you can be damn sure that acts of violence against those responsible WILL happen.

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IKillZombies4Cash 9 hr ago +153

The more people that get fired because of open AI the more people who might throw c*** at him. It’s like having more compute

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Prince_Nadir 8 hr ago +17

Crapute? There might be a market for this.

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Similar-Sir-2952 7 hr ago +18

Bunkers. This is why they are all building bunkers

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justprettymuchdone 9 hr ago +65

Oh. Well. May he receive all the care and support he would provide to his own workforce.

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Fligsnurt 8 hr ago +25

How long till he flees to a military base with his family?

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joe-bagadonuts 7 hr ago +15

I doubt he'll take his sister

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jazzhandler 7 hr ago +19

We still doing phrasing?

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NoDaddyNotTheBelt25 7 hr ago +7

I think this is how they all end up in the top of their mega towers like in the sci fi movies.

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ShermansAngryGhost 7 hr ago +24

Is moltoving this dudes house gonna become some form of meme? Anyone have Kalshi odds for it happening a third time and becoming a trend?

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ChorePlayed 6 hr ago +3

And can you make more on the trade than the cost of a pardon?

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genius286 8 hr ago +34

Amazing how much urgency there is here, but not when it came to the Epstein files.

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_Kramerica_ 7 hr ago +16

Well duh, those “releasing” the Epstein files are in the Epstein files. It’s a perfect example of “we investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing”.

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VanCityPhotoNewbie 8 hr ago +8

I am glad they asked ChatGPT how to take out Sam Altman. With that training data, it will only get better from here

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Hailsabrina 9 hr ago +85

Oh no the billionaires are scared of the peons! Anyways..

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pass_nthru 8 hr ago +40

it’s his fault he didn’t set up a strong enough firewall

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MrTastix 7 hr ago +13

Problem is, that argument works for all the workers displaced by AI who have families, too. Altman and Co think they're better because they distance themselves and think they're morally superior because of it, because they're not the ones pulling the trigger on those lives personally. But when you displace enough people lives are lost all the same. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. While I think individuals like Altman aren't trying to *intentionally* harm people for the sake of harm, I do think they are either ignorant or just too non-chalant about that being a possible outcome. I personally would have less issues with the AI Revolution if measures were being taken by these companies to prevent that level of harm, or to at least counteract it in some way, but if they had that level of foresight we would never have had uprisings ever.

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fatherOblivion69 6 hr ago +3

They have that level of foresight. Based on recent history they know the workers aren't going to do shit and go home with their tails between their legs, get drunk and blame whoever the media scapegoat is this time.

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MrTastix 5 hr ago +4

That same history also shows us people will revolt *eventually*. In the scale of human history, "recent" is sweet f*** all. People do nothing because it's not bad enough for them to do something yet. If the end result is literal starvation and homelessness, when you have literally nothing to lose, why would I still do nothing? Billionaires also think they're gonna be able to make bunkers in New Zealand that they'll somehow fend off their own engineers and security teams with. Little do they know, modern bunkers still require an air source.

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Andy12_ 5 hr ago -3

> I personally would have less issues with the AI Revolution if measures were being taken by these companies to prevent that level of harm, But they sort of advocate for those sort of measures? Most AI labs, including OpenAI, openly advocate for UBI to be implemented and paid for by increasing corporate taxes. Sam Altman in particular even paid for an UBI trial to study its effects. We don't know of he's being really honest, but it seems weird to target him of all people when there are other billionaires which have definitely not spoken at all about UBI.

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PersonnelFowl 9 hr ago +68

The home didn’t do anything wrong. People, let’s get to the source here.

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Relevant_Eye1333 6 hr ago +6

Reads like another false flag attempt. You can get some draconian laws passed bc ‘I was ‘attacked’’ considering how paranoid former staff says he is wouldn’t be surprised if it’s all in his head

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DreamsiclesPlz 7 hr ago +19

We don't want to be replaced by AI. We want to be paid for our work. CEOs may want to wake the f*** up!

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HalcyonTraveler 9 hr ago +9

I thought he got decapitated by a vampire in SF on Wednesday?

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Salty-Plantain-4299 8 hr ago +34

What do they honestly think is going to happen when that f*****, and his other billionaire tech bros are actively working to destroy people's lives and livelihoods. The economic damage he and his business has caused to people is among if not the worst in modern history. 500,000+ in the US alone laid off because of AI 2024-2025. Let that sink in. What will it look like in 2026? How can anyone really be surprised when the pitchforks come out?

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Upstairs-Chicken592 7 hr ago +4

I’m sure he’s expecting this sort of thing

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PrimalJay 6 hr ago +9

Make the billionaires scared of the masses again.

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oldtombombadil 7 hr ago +3

Send Kyle Reese next time

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Bec_son 7 hr ago +5

I keep missing my ex, BUT MY AIMS GETTING BETTER

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PalpitationFrosty242 8 hr ago +10

oh that's a bummer, anyway

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cloudncali 8 hr ago +18

Those two suspects were both playing DND with me at the respective times. Clearly innocent.

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Independent-Pin-6614 8 hr ago +7

They joined me shortly afterward for a Pathfinder 2e session that lasted all evening and into the early morning, clearly innocent.

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hotlavatube 8 hr ago +8

Did they [cast fireball](https://youtu.be/lu6VeXHCAqk?si=zMuRK8oLk-0BdLz8)?

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EddieCheddar88 7 hr ago +3

This dude might as well be living in the John Wick universe

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Sirius-Face 4 hr ago +3

Billionaires aren't scared enough because we aren't angry enough.

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-You-know-it- 4 hr ago +3

Is AI putting its own hit on him? Has AI gotten to that point yet? It actually wouldn’t suprise me.

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no-tenemos-triko-tri 8 hr ago +13

Did the article really include Altman’s cross streets? Not a good choice.

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punarob 7 hr ago +9

They blurred out the suspect and showed a pic of his place from the outside too

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Revolutionary_Key767 8 hr ago +28

Great addition actually.

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sillylittlguy 5 hr ago +5

and russian hill is quite a small area, that plus the pic makes it super ez to id

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Level_Physics8620 6 hr ago +5

I don’t understand how these people can ever really feel accomplished or relaxed with all their infinite money and resources knowing that so many of the masses would love nothing more to run into them without security. Like, is the money really worth if it you have to live in fear 24/7. Why not just use your vast intellect and hard work to become a brain surgeon? At the least they deserve high salaries and societal prestige.

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Kendogar 5 hr ago +1

I was working as event tech at a brain surgeon conference, not even one of them was able to connect an hdmi cable to their notebooks to show their presentation to the crowd and almost all of them claimed their inability to do so on the tech, via microphone, to the crowd.

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Unlucky_Wolverine_85 7 hr ago +5

Third times the charm

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4RCH43ON 5 hr ago +4

Oh no, anyway, anyone a fan of Dune?

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OutrageousFanny 5 hr ago +2

I feel like he's doing it to himself to gain sympathy from public lol

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Ripraz 4 hr ago +2

Make it three, or ten.. Or until they work?

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DeanXeL 2 hr ago +1

So will the third attack had three suspects, or four suspects? Are we going linear or exponential?

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JohnnyGFX 9 hr ago +2

I’m guessing that these people are hoping to be venerated like that Luigi guy was after he murdered that CEO.

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tanktronic 8 hr ago +15

And they will be

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Caymonki 4 hr ago +1

Maybe AI will take criminals jobs too!

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fcatw 4 hr ago +1

I wonder what chat thinks of this

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Bleakwind 4 hr ago +1

I wonder, what if illia had succeeded and Altman was gone for good. Would OpenAI be what it is now? Would it be safer. Would he had but up more guardrails rather than take them off for commerciality?

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SeeisforComedy 9 hr ago -18

Not really sure what they thought they’d achieve here.

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Cluelesswolfkin 9 hr ago +22

Some people are deranged and others are attacking CEOs because of the state of the world which is justifiable

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CagaRegras 9 hr ago -4

No justifiable, but explainable.

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SeeisforComedy 9 hr ago -5

But randomly shooting a bullet out a window at his compound that has its own private security? He probably wasn’t even there.

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Simon_Jester88 9 hr ago +22

I’m guessing it’s the message? If I knew someone shot at my home I’d probably be walking around with my head looking over my shoulder

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Cluelesswolfkin 9 hr ago -1

Common sense is lacking severely these days

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NubDestroyer 9 hr ago -18

It's just not justifiable though

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6figga 9 hr ago -1

What do you suggest instead?

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NubDestroyer 9 hr ago -11

You want change? Get out and vote, everywhere you can. Get out to campaign offices and volunteer, get into politics in the real world and be a part of the change. These things start on the local level. There's a reason the old people control everything. Sitting on your ass and hoping some lunatic uses violence against the people you don't like is not normal.

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6figga 9 hr ago +13

After we vote, when corporations inevitably lobby with millions for these politician’s support, what do we do then? Vote harder?

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NubDestroyer 9 hr ago -7

F*** the corporation's. We have the power. Look at Wisconsins supreme Court election last year. when Elon Musk dumped truck loads of money into last year and personally went there to try and get people to vote for his choice

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6figga 8 hr ago +8

We do have the power. With our current system of government, it’s not going to be exercised effectively via politicians. Like it or not, any kind of major overthrow is going to get violent and uncomfortable. People don’t want to deal with discomfort or disrupt their daily lives, understandably to a point, but it has to happen eventually.

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NubDestroyer 8 hr ago +3

Start local, stop only looking at the federal politics. Effect change in your communities and grow your beliefs. Hoping for a violent uprising is absolutely deranged and not something the left stands to win regardless

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6figga 8 hr ago +6

Still thinking in right or left says a lot. I vote on all of my local and state ballots, takes 30 minutes total. My local politicians aren’t the ones sexually abusing children (hopefully), committing to wars for Israel, and sending the cost of living to the stratosphere. Small scale change isn’t going to defeat actual evil.

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goddamnitwhalen 8 hr ago +6

How exactly does voting have anything to do with ultra-billionaires like Sam Altman? Neither of our political parties seem inclined to actually do anything about them, so…

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NubDestroyer 8 hr ago

What would you like to be done about billionaires like Sam Altman? If the answer to that question is important to you then go find someone who has a like minded view point and support them through voting, volunteering and spreading the word. People don't realise how much power to affect change people have on the local level, that is where things begin. Don't just look at federal politics

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arealuser100notfake 8 hr ago -1

I wonder what Sam chats with chatgpt in private mode

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Specialist_Gap_3399 9 hr ago -95

People really out here thinking “breaking into billionaire AI guy’s house” is a winning move. If you’re mad at tech CEOs, maybe try regulation and voting instead of IRL GTA side quests.

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Lyricanna 9 hr ago +73

To be fair, the one guy who sucessfully competed the GTA side quest did more to fix the Healthcare System than decades of voting

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Temporary_Buy9531 8 hr ago +7

Exactly what changed about the healthcare system?

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SeeisforComedy 8 hr ago +3

He didn’t actually fix anything though? They just replaced the guy and the machine kept churning.

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blackangelsdeathsong 8 hr ago -2

weren't all those fixes scaled back by the shareholders and it's back to what it was before?

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Snowman009 9 hr ago +52

Yea bro voting and regulation really matters to the people making up the rules

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EBBBBBBBBBBBB 9 hr ago +14

If you sincerely believe that voting will work to stop megacorporations from ruining the world they already rule, then I have a bridge to sell you

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ChaoticSenior 9 hr ago +10

Regulation to stop billionaires? Yup, that ought to do it.

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Room_Temp_Coffee 9 hr ago +6

Agreed. Do something interesting. Block the driveway at night so he needs help to leave the house Set up new signs everyday that he can't ignore on his commute. And why is no one going after Peter Thiel?

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Starbreaker99 8 hr ago +6

This guy still thinks voting works LMAO

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Krocsyldiphithic 8 hr ago +4

Because regulation and voting has worked so well historically

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pugworthy 7 hr ago -8

Modern patterns of violence and terrorism matched with Luddite mindset. As a reminder, the Luddites were 19th-century English textile artisans who destroyed machinery, particularly mechanized looms, to protest wage reductions and the replacement of skilled labor.

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Sam Altman’s home targeted in second attack; two suspects arrested

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