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AdHoc_ttv Apr 13, 2026 +1411

Unfortunately news of the first attack was used as training data for the next generation of attackers

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2003tide Apr 13, 2026 +292

Bet the 2nd attackers didn’t even get permission to use or pay for the training data

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pass_nthru Apr 13, 2026 +45

hard to say tho, it’s kind of a black box

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Ben_steel Apr 13, 2026 +129

honestly, he is the type of detrimental person who would hire someone to firebomb his own place so he can play the victim.

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AFewBerries Apr 13, 2026 +54

Pulling a Smollett

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IrishRage42 Apr 13, 2026 +13

The French actor?

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Rabidjester Apr 13, 2026 +3

Subway? Sandwiches..?

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rhetoricalimperative Apr 13, 2026 +2

I heard he Sam Altman'd his sister

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Funkahontas Apr 13, 2026 -3

I love how y'all idiots act like maga when it's someone you hate.

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Better_March5308 Apr 13, 2026 +1

How do, y'all?

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Area51_Spurs Apr 13, 2026 +2

Unfortunately they were trained about as well as Altman’s LLM.

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Prudent_Specialist Apr 13, 2026 +10

r/yourjokebutworse

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johnnyhandbags Apr 13, 2026 +260

Anyone know what Linda Hamilton has been up to lately?

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Swordf1sh_ Apr 13, 2026 +77

It's not everyday you find out that you're responsible for three billion deaths

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Sad-Society-57 Apr 13, 2026 +38

The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Oh shit... Sam Altman! Shes going to blow him away!

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Karlend41 Apr 13, 2026 +9

The thing that doesn't work is that Miles Dyson turned out to be a good dude and tried to help them destroy his work. That's not going to happen with Sam Altman. If a time traveler told him he invented Skynet and killed billions, he'd ask if he could increase the numbers. Edit: or how much value it created for the shareholders.

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LostInLittleroot Apr 13, 2026 +356

It's more than just a coincidence— it's a pattern /s

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MissionCreeper Apr 13, 2026 +61

So 3 next?

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civicsfactor Apr 13, 2026 +41

Unless it's hexadecimal in which case 4,8,16,32 😳

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Forgettheredrabbit Apr 13, 2026 +25

Next week’s top headline: 8,192 arson attempts made on Sam Altman’s house in span of 24 hours

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free_farts Apr 13, 2026 +17

I can't speak my mind lest I be banned

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lacegem Apr 13, 2026 +1

Smokey Bear says: Only *you* can make it 8,193.

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Zaeryl Apr 13, 2026 +9

That's exponential. Hexadecimal would still go to 3 next.

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civicsfactor Apr 13, 2026 -1

I had to look it up after to make sure I used it right. I don't remember what it said.

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DeanXeL Apr 13, 2026 +1

What do you mean "you don't remember"? It's WRITTEN DOWN RIGHT THERE. You are allowed to just say "whoops, guess I don't know what 'hexadecimal' means! TIL.". There's nothing wrong with admitting your mistakes and learning from them.

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IndependentLove2292 Apr 13, 2026 +1

That'll get big quick.

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Iohet Apr 13, 2026 +2

When do we have a double event and call in the mechas?

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RepresentativeBee600 Apr 13, 2026 +9

You're putting your finger on something real here.

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MisterDecember Apr 13, 2026 +2

I wonder if it was [these two](https://youtu.be/1UZeHJyiMG8)

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Prince_Nadir Apr 13, 2026 +63

So they asked ChatGPT how to do it and got caught?

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ailish Apr 13, 2026 +27

They should have asked Claude.

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KimJongFunk Apr 13, 2026 +20

The person who invented Ask Jeeves is probably in shambles at the opportunity lost

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gcjunk01 Apr 13, 2026 +136

Time travellers trying to prevent the AI uprising?

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_uckt_ Apr 13, 2026 +24

The idea that AI is going to kill us all is very valuable for these companies.

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RSquared Apr 13, 2026 +7

Or Zizians with minds poisoned by Roko's Basilisk.

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punarob Apr 13, 2026 +4

No Chat GPT can't work as a timer

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7th_Sim Apr 13, 2026 +32

Preventing the AI takeover.

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JankyTango Apr 13, 2026 +56

As AI takes over and dominates or society in all manner of ways, taking jobs and ruining lives, you can be damn sure that acts of violence against those responsible WILL happen.

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IKillZombies4Cash Apr 13, 2026 +153

The more people that get fired because of open AI the more people who might throw c*** at him. It’s like having more compute

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Prince_Nadir Apr 13, 2026 +17

Crapute? There might be a market for this.

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Similar-Sir-2952 Apr 13, 2026 +18

Bunkers. This is why they are all building bunkers

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justprettymuchdone Apr 13, 2026 +65

Oh. Well. May he receive all the care and support he would provide to his own workforce.

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Fligsnurt Apr 13, 2026 +25

How long till he flees to a military base with his family?

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joe-bagadonuts Apr 13, 2026 +15

I doubt he'll take his sister

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jazzhandler Apr 13, 2026 +19

We still doing phrasing?

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NoDaddyNotTheBelt25 Apr 13, 2026 +7

I think this is how they all end up in the top of their mega towers like in the sci fi movies.

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ShermansAngryGhost Apr 13, 2026 +24

Is moltoving this dudes house gonna become some form of meme? Anyone have Kalshi odds for it happening a third time and becoming a trend?

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ChorePlayed Apr 13, 2026 +3

And can you make more on the trade than the cost of a pardon?

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genius286 Apr 13, 2026 +34

Amazing how much urgency there is here, but not when it came to the Epstein files.

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_Kramerica_ Apr 13, 2026 +16

Well duh, those “releasing” the Epstein files are in the Epstein files. It’s a perfect example of “we investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing”.

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VanCityPhotoNewbie Apr 13, 2026 +8

I am glad they asked ChatGPT how to take out Sam Altman. With that training data, it will only get better from here

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Hailsabrina Apr 13, 2026 +85

Oh no the billionaires are scared of the peons! Anyways..

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pass_nthru Apr 13, 2026 +40

it’s his fault he didn’t set up a strong enough firewall

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[deleted] Apr 13, 2026 -9

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MrTastix Apr 13, 2026 +13

Problem is, that argument works for all the workers displaced by AI who have families, too. Altman and Co think they're better because they distance themselves and think they're morally superior because of it, because they're not the ones pulling the trigger on those lives personally. But when you displace enough people lives are lost all the same. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. While I think individuals like Altman aren't trying to *intentionally* harm people for the sake of harm, I do think they are either ignorant or just too non-chalant about that being a possible outcome. I personally would have less issues with the AI Revolution if measures were being taken by these companies to prevent that level of harm, or to at least counteract it in some way, but if they had that level of foresight we would never have had uprisings ever.

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fatherOblivion69 Apr 13, 2026 +3

They have that level of foresight. Based on recent history they know the workers aren't going to do shit and go home with their tails between their legs, get drunk and blame whoever the media scapegoat is this time.

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MrTastix Apr 13, 2026 +4

That same history also shows us people will revolt *eventually*. In the scale of human history, "recent" is sweet f*** all. People do nothing because it's not bad enough for them to do something yet. If the end result is literal starvation and homelessness, when you have literally nothing to lose, why would I still do nothing? Billionaires also think they're gonna be able to make bunkers in New Zealand that they'll somehow fend off their own engineers and security teams with. Little do they know, modern bunkers still require an air source.

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Andy12_ Apr 13, 2026 -3

> I personally would have less issues with the AI Revolution if measures were being taken by these companies to prevent that level of harm, But they sort of advocate for those sort of measures? Most AI labs, including OpenAI, openly advocate for UBI to be implemented and paid for by increasing corporate taxes. Sam Altman in particular even paid for an UBI trial to study its effects. We don't know of he's being really honest, but it seems weird to target him of all people when there are other billionaires which have definitely not spoken at all about UBI.

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PersonnelFowl Apr 13, 2026 +68

The home didn’t do anything wrong. People, let’s get to the source here.

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Relevant_Eye1333 Apr 13, 2026 +6

Reads like another false flag attempt. You can get some draconian laws passed bc ‘I was ‘attacked’’ considering how paranoid former staff says he is wouldn’t be surprised if it’s all in his head

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DreamsiclesPlz Apr 13, 2026 +19

We don't want to be replaced by AI. We want to be paid for our work. CEOs may want to wake the f*** up!

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HalcyonTraveler Apr 13, 2026 +9

I thought he got decapitated by a vampire in SF on Wednesday?

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Salty-Plantain-4299 Apr 13, 2026 +34

What do they honestly think is going to happen when that f*****, and his other billionaire tech bros are actively working to destroy people's lives and livelihoods. The economic damage he and his business has caused to people is among if not the worst in modern history. 500,000+ in the US alone laid off because of AI 2024-2025. Let that sink in. What will it look like in 2026? How can anyone really be surprised when the pitchforks come out?

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Upstairs-Chicken592 Apr 13, 2026 +4

I’m sure he’s expecting this sort of thing

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PrimalJay Apr 13, 2026 +9

Make the billionaires scared of the masses again.

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oldtombombadil Apr 13, 2026 +3

Send Kyle Reese next time

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Bec_son Apr 13, 2026 +5

I keep missing my ex, BUT MY AIMS GETTING BETTER

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PalpitationFrosty242 Apr 13, 2026 +10

oh that's a bummer, anyway

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cloudncali Apr 13, 2026 +18

Those two suspects were both playing DND with me at the respective times. Clearly innocent.

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Independent-Pin-6614 Apr 13, 2026 +7

They joined me shortly afterward for a Pathfinder 2e session that lasted all evening and into the early morning, clearly innocent.

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hotlavatube Apr 13, 2026 +8

Did they [cast fireball](https://youtu.be/lu6VeXHCAqk?si=zMuRK8oLk-0BdLz8)?

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EddieCheddar88 Apr 13, 2026 +3

This dude might as well be living in the John Wick universe

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Sirius-Face Apr 13, 2026 +3

Billionaires aren't scared enough because we aren't angry enough.

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-You-know-it- Apr 13, 2026 +3

Is AI putting its own hit on him? Has AI gotten to that point yet? It actually wouldn’t suprise me.

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no-tenemos-triko-tri Apr 13, 2026 +13

Did the article really include Altman’s cross streets? Not a good choice.

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punarob Apr 13, 2026 +9

They blurred out the suspect and showed a pic of his place from the outside too

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Revolutionary_Key767 Apr 13, 2026 +28

Great addition actually.

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sillylittlguy Apr 13, 2026 +5

and russian hill is quite a small area, that plus the pic makes it super ez to id

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Level_Physics8620 Apr 13, 2026 +5

I don’t understand how these people can ever really feel accomplished or relaxed with all their infinite money and resources knowing that so many of the masses would love nothing more to run into them without security. Like, is the money really worth if it you have to live in fear 24/7. Why not just use your vast intellect and hard work to become a brain surgeon? At the least they deserve high salaries and societal prestige.

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Kendogar Apr 13, 2026 +1

I was working as event tech at a brain surgeon conference, not even one of them was able to connect an hdmi cable to their notebooks to show their presentation to the crowd and almost all of them claimed their inability to do so on the tech, via microphone, to the crowd.

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Unlucky_Wolverine_85 Apr 13, 2026 +5

Third times the charm

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4RCH43ON Apr 13, 2026 +4

Oh no, anyway, anyone a fan of Dune?

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OutrageousFanny Apr 13, 2026 +2

I feel like he's doing it to himself to gain sympathy from public lol

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Ripraz Apr 13, 2026 +2

Make it three, or ten.. Or until they work?

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DeanXeL Apr 13, 2026 +1

So will the third attack had three suspects, or four suspects? Are we going linear or exponential?

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JohnnyGFX Apr 13, 2026 +2

I’m guessing that these people are hoping to be venerated like that Luigi guy was after he murdered that CEO.

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tanktronic Apr 13, 2026 +15

And they will be

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Caymonki Apr 13, 2026 +1

Maybe AI will take criminals jobs too!

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fcatw Apr 13, 2026 +1

I wonder what chat thinks of this

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Bleakwind Apr 13, 2026 +1

I wonder, what if illia had succeeded and Altman was gone for good. Would OpenAI be what it is now? Would it be safer. Would he had but up more guardrails rather than take them off for commerciality?

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SeeisforComedy Apr 13, 2026 -18

Not really sure what they thought they’d achieve here.

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Cluelesswolfkin Apr 13, 2026 +22

Some people are deranged and others are attacking CEOs because of the state of the world which is justifiable

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CagaRegras Apr 13, 2026 -4

No justifiable, but explainable.

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SeeisforComedy Apr 13, 2026 -5

But randomly shooting a bullet out a window at his compound that has its own private security? He probably wasn’t even there.

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Simon_Jester88 Apr 13, 2026 +22

I’m guessing it’s the message? If I knew someone shot at my home I’d probably be walking around with my head looking over my shoulder

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Cluelesswolfkin Apr 13, 2026 -1

Common sense is lacking severely these days

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NubDestroyer Apr 13, 2026 -18

It's just not justifiable though

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6figga Apr 13, 2026 -1

What do you suggest instead?

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NubDestroyer Apr 13, 2026 -11

You want change? Get out and vote, everywhere you can. Get out to campaign offices and volunteer, get into politics in the real world and be a part of the change. These things start on the local level. There's a reason the old people control everything. Sitting on your ass and hoping some lunatic uses violence against the people you don't like is not normal.

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6figga Apr 13, 2026 +13

After we vote, when corporations inevitably lobby with millions for these politician’s support, what do we do then? Vote harder?

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NubDestroyer Apr 13, 2026 -7

F*** the corporation's. We have the power. Look at Wisconsins supreme Court election last year. when Elon Musk dumped truck loads of money into last year and personally went there to try and get people to vote for his choice

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6figga Apr 13, 2026 +8

We do have the power. With our current system of government, it’s not going to be exercised effectively via politicians. Like it or not, any kind of major overthrow is going to get violent and uncomfortable. People don’t want to deal with discomfort or disrupt their daily lives, understandably to a point, but it has to happen eventually.

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NubDestroyer Apr 13, 2026 +3

Start local, stop only looking at the federal politics. Effect change in your communities and grow your beliefs. Hoping for a violent uprising is absolutely deranged and not something the left stands to win regardless

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6figga Apr 13, 2026 +6

Still thinking in right or left says a lot. I vote on all of my local and state ballots, takes 30 minutes total. My local politicians aren’t the ones sexually abusing children (hopefully), committing to wars for Israel, and sending the cost of living to the stratosphere. Small scale change isn’t going to defeat actual evil.

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goddamnitwhalen Apr 13, 2026 +6

How exactly does voting have anything to do with ultra-billionaires like Sam Altman? Neither of our political parties seem inclined to actually do anything about them, so…

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NubDestroyer Apr 13, 2026

What would you like to be done about billionaires like Sam Altman? If the answer to that question is important to you then go find someone who has a like minded view point and support them through voting, volunteering and spreading the word. People don't realise how much power to affect change people have on the local level, that is where things begin. Don't just look at federal politics

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arealuser100notfake Apr 13, 2026 -1

I wonder what Sam chats with chatgpt in private mode

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Specialist_Gap_3399 Apr 13, 2026 -95

People really out here thinking “breaking into billionaire AI guy’s house” is a winning move. If you’re mad at tech CEOs, maybe try regulation and voting instead of IRL GTA side quests.

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Lyricanna Apr 13, 2026 +73

To be fair, the one guy who sucessfully competed the GTA side quest did more to fix the Healthcare System than decades of voting

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Temporary_Buy9531 Apr 13, 2026 +7

Exactly what changed about the healthcare system?

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SeeisforComedy Apr 13, 2026 +3

He didn’t actually fix anything though? They just replaced the guy and the machine kept churning.

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blackangelsdeathsong Apr 13, 2026 -2

weren't all those fixes scaled back by the shareholders and it's back to what it was before?

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Snowman009 Apr 13, 2026 +52

Yea bro voting and regulation really matters to the people making up the rules

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EBBBBBBBBBBBB Apr 13, 2026 +14

If you sincerely believe that voting will work to stop megacorporations from ruining the world they already rule, then I have a bridge to sell you

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ChaoticSenior Apr 13, 2026 +10

Regulation to stop billionaires? Yup, that ought to do it.

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Room_Temp_Coffee Apr 13, 2026 +6

Agreed. Do something interesting. Block the driveway at night so he needs help to leave the house Set up new signs everyday that he can't ignore on his commute. And why is no one going after Peter Thiel?

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Starbreaker99 Apr 13, 2026 +6

This guy still thinks voting works LMAO

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Krocsyldiphithic Apr 13, 2026 +4

Because regulation and voting has worked so well historically

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pugworthy Apr 13, 2026 -8

Modern patterns of violence and terrorism matched with Luddite mindset. As a reminder, the Luddites were 19th-century English textile artisans who destroyed machinery, particularly mechanized looms, to protest wage reductions and the replacement of skilled labor.

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Sam Altman’s home targeted in second attack; two suspects arrested

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