Medi-gel irl? Splendid.
Now, how about that Omni-tool upgrade we've been thirsting for?
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SuperbunzilApr 7, 2026
+21
Mental note: skip L2 implants wait for the L3s
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samuraipanda85Apr 7, 2026
+13
And no, getting headaches from being able to move objects with your mind does not count as a disability.
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ahumblecardamompodApr 7, 2026
+4
Mental note: always take your Dramamine before getting into the Mako.
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triaxis7Apr 7, 2026
+34
Great! I can't wait to now never hear about it again
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AmaurusApr 7, 2026
+17
It has to go through 3 stages of clinical testing before it can be approved. That will take about 10 years.
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sonic_couthApr 7, 2026
But is that true if RFK Jr believes it works? Can’t he magically make it legal?
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Aggressive_Chair1470Apr 7, 2026
+5
ikr. my immediate thoughts too
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FlatHappinessApr 7, 2026
-5
You can already make your own wound treatment at home with high grade wet wound compresses, sterile manuka honey and a bit of prep. Sterile prepped cod skin and synthetic variants already exist as incredible compresses.
This is a step forward but nothing extremely sci-fi or impossible to see hitting the market within a couple of years. Now if your local p******* will stock it is a completely different question.
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Bowdlerizer69Apr 7, 2026
+5
It's not just a compress though. It's an oxygen delivery and inflammation suppression system that will be able to be kept on for months at a time. It also is applied as a liquid that will conform to the shape of the wound better than fish skin could.
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