Friendly fire seemed to be the most likely scenario based on the immediate video releases. You had a bunch of agents in a tight area shooting at the guy running full speed, and the eventual reports concluded that he was unscathed. That volley of bullets didn't just disappear after not hitting the guy.
2310
JLubbsApr 28, 2026
+716
In hotels they do. It's not a science duh
716
_secanalystApr 28, 2026
+236
i heard you can decrease your chances of getting shot by 600% just by eating horse paste
236
HellknightxApr 28, 2026
+75
600%, 1500%, 3000%, and in some cases even 1000%
75
HauntedCemeteryApr 29, 2026
+23
You must be trumps secretary of mathology
23
HellknightxApr 29, 2026
+9
I've got the bigliest numbers. The best numbers. Everybody says so.
9
m0nk_3y_gwApr 28, 2026
+34
Bullets can't go through walls - they aren't ghosts.
34
No-Cantaloupe-6535Apr 28, 2026
+163
in the bumrush video you can see a guy that has his back to the camera start firing and there's an officer/agent on the opposite wall that immediate goes down in pain while the perpetrator just keeps running
163
kstargate-425Apr 28, 2026
+87
Yup, been calling that out since Trump posted the video and was confused when I heard someone said the SS guy was shot with buckshot in the chest and didn't get hurt. I figured it was just more of their bs as you can see the agent aim and seemingly shoot, then guy goes down across the hall sliding down the wall and someone helps drag him off. Its still amazing there was 3-4 shots at Cole and not one hit him lol
87
Voyage_of_RoadkillApr 29, 2026
+27
It's not that surprising. Most law enforcement just carry their guns and never have to fire under preasure. And almost always when they do pull the trigger, they shouldn't have.
27
HauntedCemeteryApr 29, 2026
+35
USSS aren't supposed to be ordinary law enforcement though.
But these types of stories coming out consistently for the last couple decades sure make it seem like the sharpshooting supercop persona is just media hype for a pack of Barny Fifes.
35
xynith116Apr 28, 2026
+11
This guy managed to rush past the Secret Service and didn’t even get hit once?
Maybe Naruto running does actually work.
11
Yardsale420Apr 28, 2026
+40
Hey at least they didn’t hit the President *this time*
40
TxSilentApr 28, 2026
+12
I learned recently that bullets do in fact just disappear.
12
TheBoosThreeApr 28, 2026
+7167
So...has there been any confirmation that shots were fired by the suspect?
Last I heard the acting AG declined to make that confirmation, and so far nobody has confirmed that was the case.
Have we at least confirmed this guy was armed?
7167
djm2346Apr 28, 2026
+2810
If the audio that was on twitter the night it happened is accurate none of those shots were from a shotgun
2810
wyvernx02Apr 28, 2026
+497
The audio I heard also only had 5 shots and the administration is saying secret service fired 5 shots.
497
beeeelApr 29, 2026
+93
The reports from the BBC on that night said a total of 6 shots–one alone followed by 5 together. Not sure if that first shot has been confirmed or if it's any of the footage available but if it's the shotgun it should be easy to hear the difference.
At the time I did think it was weird that an assassin got into the event and fired multiple shots without hurting anyone.
93
wyvernx02Apr 29, 2026
+66
In this I hear one followed by four.
https://www.youtube.com/live/_Dqq_Z8BHmg?t=2397&si=ZRdTS2lGllI5VaHN
When paired with what is seen in the security camera footage they have released, I find it hard to believe he fired any shots.
66
KingMRanoApr 28, 2026
+777
? He had a shotgun? I thought he had a pistol.
777
djm2346Apr 28, 2026
+792
They said he had both
792
Drum_EatentonApr 28, 2026
+499
Trump apparently said multiple knives as well
499
exipheasApr 28, 2026
+1042
What about the nunchucks? Why isn't the media talking about the nunchucks‽ /s
1042
MilitantpoetApr 28, 2026
+361
Because the throwing-stars industrialization complex doesn't want anybody to know how awesome nunchucks are
361
droidtronApr 28, 2026
+124
Big Mall Ninja paid big on this.
124
_andthereiwasApr 28, 2026
+72
Don't forget the quarter staff
72
Ur_Just_Spare_PartsApr 28, 2026
+41
We can count our lucky stars noone was killed by the shurikens being thrown around
41
Good_Night_KnightApr 28, 2026
+45
I’m surprised nobody is talking about the gundam he was piloting
45
HellknightxApr 28, 2026
+26
I just want to circle back to his magic staff. You're telling me an agent to a bullet when this guy was slinging spells around?
26
StrawberryHot2305Apr 28, 2026
+15
Interrobang‽ Wtf
15
SurullianApr 29, 2026
+11
> Interrobang‽
Never on a first date.
11
Self-ComprehensiveApr 28, 2026
+30
Everyone talks about gun control. What about lightsaber control huh? All these Jedi walking around leaving these dismembered arms everywhere.
30
Personal_Comb_6745Apr 29, 2026
+6
"This attack on my life has left me scarred and deformed!"
*Journalists visibly struggle to notice a difference.*
6
OpportunityDue90Apr 28, 2026
+99
So the guy probably didn’t have anything
99
AccomplishedBrain309Apr 29, 2026
+25
He had the runs and was looking for the bathroom . The keystone ss blasted everything in sight. Just like they were not trained to do.
25
CormacolindeApr 28, 2026
+24
I didn’t see anything from a reliable source saying anything other than a shotgun (filled with buckshot), a pistol (the model takes .38 bullets, no idea if it was loaded) and a knife.
24
KarmaticArmageddonApr 29, 2026
+13
It doesn't even hold a full bullet? What's the use? /s
13
ragnaroksunsetApr 28, 2026
+156
He had a shotgun tucked into one pant leg, and a rocket launcher tucked into the other.
156
TsaxenApr 28, 2026
+67
No no no, he had laser eyes
67
SoopermooseApr 28, 2026
+33
No the lasers were attached to the agitated sea bass in his back pocket.
33
Give-Me-The-BatApr 28, 2026
+21
I thought he had Bette Davis eyes
21
ArcticRiotApr 28, 2026
+16
No, he was just really happy to see trump
16
StatelyTreeApr 28, 2026
+56
You should read his manifesto. It's wild lol - talks about loading buck* shot loads.
56
Karlend41Apr 28, 2026
+69
He also talked about specifically not wanting to hurt Kash Patel. Apparently he was the only person in Trump's cabinet he said he wouldn't shoot if given the opportunity.
69
Ok_Matter_2617Apr 28, 2026
+190
Well shooting a special needs person with a drinking problem is just wrong
190
dumyheadApr 28, 2026
+35
Good to know I don’t have to worry about being shot!
35
Named_after_colorApr 28, 2026
+31
Man I bet he's getting super paranoid about how that makes him look to the rest of the people on that list, lol.
31
ExpiredExasperationApr 28, 2026
+58
Didn't want to risk sending him to Valhalla.
58
Beard_o_BeesApr 28, 2026
+30
Those East Indian Vikings are hard to stop once they get rolling.
30
Anon_in_wonderlandApr 28, 2026
+17
He probably thought that Kash had already had enough shots that evening…
17
StatelyTreeApr 29, 2026
+9
Makes you wonder if Kash wrote it himself
9
MedicSFApr 28, 2026
+27
It’s a war crime to kill the mentally challenged.
27
TheFoxAndTheRavenApr 29, 2026
+6
That's because Kash Patel wrote it.
6
RegulatoryCaptureApr 28, 2026
+11
He said buckshot. I don't think he was looking to D*** Cheney someone, he wanted it to count.
11
fleemfleemfleemfleemApr 29, 2026
+20
He said buckshot because it penetrates less than slugs and he didn't want to hurt random people in the hotel.
He had like a whole listing of who he was willing to hurt to get to the targets. Hoping not to hurt any hotel, guests, hoping not to get any police unless they get in the way. Secret service is probably okay.
Honestly a very specific kind of unhinged, where he is willing to go on a rampage, but was worried about hurting off-target people.
20
GreatPretender98zApr 29, 2026
+14
Most Fed written f****** manifesto.
Oh, yeah using buckshot is asinine.
14
Tom-SimpletonApr 28, 2026
+5
Quote from Todd Blanche in the article
"The defendant fired out of his shotgun - we know that happened. But as far as getting into exacting ballistics, I'm not going to do that today," he told reporters.
Allen, 31, also had knives and a pistol as he tried to make it into the dining room where the president and his top team were attending the annual fundraising dinner.
5
McortezLSUApr 28, 2026
+47
How? I saw the tape, nothing in his hands and he was speeding through there, unless you got a super shorty or sth like it, there aint no way anyone is sprinting like that WITH a concealed friggin shotgun. No way in hell.
this is soooooo f****** fishy.
47
Two_LuffasApr 28, 2026
+14
*If* the photos of the weapons are real, the shotgun had a top folding stock and pistol grip. Folded up the overall length is about 25", which could be concealable.
14
addage-Apr 28, 2026
+65
CNN is already running puff pieces about conspiracies being rampant. So quick to cave to the administration.
65
bros402Apr 28, 2026
+47
They don't want to be fired when the Ellison's take over in a few months
47
wintervamp753Apr 28, 2026
+429
They've said he was armed but I haven't seen anyone say he fired any weapon, just that he tried to storm in and (an annoyingly passive) "shots were fired" during the ensuing scuffle.
429
-notapony-Apr 28, 2026
+587
The passive voice is the clue that law enforcement fired the shots.
587
wintervamp753Apr 28, 2026
+80
Agreed, and I hope soon journalists confirm and actually report fully what happened.
80
g0delApr 28, 2026
+123
They're currently all too busy congratulating themselves on how heroic they all were for crouching down on the ground while the SS arrested the guy on a completely different floor.
123
GleemMcShinezApr 28, 2026
+32
Oh, so we're just going to ignore all the heroic wine absconding now?! What about the hero just coolly finishing his salad, with the proper fork, even!?
32
therealwillhepburnApr 29, 2026
+8
Stephen Miller got to hold b*** and it wasn’t even his birthday.
8
squiredApr 28, 2026
+30
It's f****** wild that in a ~~room~~ hotel chock full of alleged journalists, no one is reporting what happened.
30
verriusApr 28, 2026
+28
The other clue is that they haven't charged him with actually assaulting anyone with a deadly weapon, only for "discharging' a weapon. Which is still incredibly confusing and suspect.
28
zzztokenApr 28, 2026
+44
Once again, the passive voice of the U.S. media during this era will be studied…hopefully.
44
OutlyingPlasmaApr 28, 2026
+36
Gotta love how it's a passive voice for shots fired but somehow it's a statement of fact this was an assassination attempt.
36
BarbarakeApr 28, 2026
+45
The article says that the agent who was hit (in his Kevlar vest) fired five times but the suspect was not hit. Doesn't say much for the agent if he shot five times and missed.
45
inevitable-typoApr 28, 2026
+55
You can see an agent fire into a cluster of agents as the alleged would-be assassin runs by in the [CCTV footage](https://youtu.be/YegB31JtW38?si=mae593U9YiqDjVMn). An agent on the bottom left draws and fires and an agent in the top left collapses, gets up, and collapses again as the group of agents scatters. Maybe the agent that fell just tripped over his own feet, but given the context of the situation...
55
SuperbeadApr 28, 2026
+17
Christ that camera is a relic
17
Ok_Tone6393Apr 29, 2026
+9
the hotel surveillance system is just a bunch of game boy cameras
9
Wonderful-Process792Apr 28, 2026
+37
The article we're commenting on says "Mr Blanche would not disclose details of who was responsible for hitting the agent - who survived - but said the attacker had fired at least once."
37
LaruaeApr 28, 2026
+54
"The suspect fired at least once" is an interesting way to say "Gun went off while he was tackled"
54
P0Rt1ng4DutyApr 28, 2026
+359
It's hard to tell because the guy used disappearing bullets.
359
jimtow28Apr 28, 2026
+222
That's going to make finding the casings that say "I LOVE WOKENESS" even tougher!
222
pixelprophetApr 28, 2026
+98
I heard they recently found a "BALLROOM = BAD"
98
The_Bitter_BearApr 28, 2026
+30
Miraculously all these elite ANTIFA assassins use the same marker and have practiced to have the same handwriting.
30
TheOriginalKrampusApr 28, 2026
+14
Flask Patel will still find a way to make it work.
14
Cl1mh4224rdApr 28, 2026
+40
>It's hard to tell because the guy used disappearing bullets.
They were made of ice. Classic.
40
slowerisbetter527Apr 28, 2026
+155
"At approximately 8:40 p.m., ALLEN approached a security checkpoint on the Terrace Level of the hotel leading to the location of the dinner. ALLEN approached and ran through the magnetometer holding a long gun. As he did so, U.S. Secret Service personnel assigned to the checkpoint heard a loud gunshot. U.S. Secret Service Officer V.G. was shot once in the chest; Officer V.G. was wearing a ballistic vest at the time. 14. Officer V.G. drew his service weapon and fired multiple times at ALLEN, who fell to the ground and suffered minor injuries but was not shot. ALLEN was subsequently arrested. 15. At the time of his arrest, ALLEN was in possession of a 12-gauge pump action shotgun and a Rock Island Armory 1911 .38 caliber pistol on his person."
This is from his arraignment. So yes - he was armed. Not clear I guess if he shot anyone or discharged his gun.
155
redkinokoApr 28, 2026
+200
If that's accurate, that is an astounding level of incompetence for secret service
200
OdoWanKenobiApr 28, 2026
+104
Trump purged anyone who wasn't a worthless sycophant. The level of incompetence is completely on brand for the kind of person who would be left.
104
GoarSpewerofSecretsApr 28, 2026
+14
It's a shame *The Boys* wasn't more faithful to the comic as the Red River plotline in the Whitehouse and Vic the Veep are spot on for the Trump era.
14
TheKappaOverlordApr 28, 2026
+18
I've seen enough Police videoes to know pretty much anyone that isn't ex military probably isn't worth particularly reliable for shooting if somethings happening.
That said, if hes shooting while falling, i can also see why he missed so much. Its surprisingly easy to aim wrong while you are falling to the ground. Especially if you were hit and probably have the wind knocked out of you.
18
SpeshellEDApr 28, 2026
+47
Don't worry they are bringing in Kash Patel . He will figure it out.
47
slowerisbetter527Apr 28, 2026
+22
I still really want to understand why he specifically was targeting everyone but Kash Patel, lol. Like that seemed so random. Maybe I am missing something?
22
DemonKing0524Apr 28, 2026
+38
If only one officer was shot, one bullet was heard before the shot officer fired back, and this article on the post is now suggesting it was friendly fire, then that would imply Allen didn't shoot.
38
Ein_grosser_NerdApr 28, 2026
+73
The biggest crime here is a .38 caliber 1911
73
Aghast_CornichonApr 28, 2026
+45
What the what ?
Non-gun-nerds: the Colt model 1911 is the US Army pistol you see in most WWII films. Big, sturdy, and famously almost always chambered for .45 ACP cartridges. Modern variants can also be chambered in 9mm, 10mm, and .40 S&W.
If you describe a handgun as a "thirty-eight", an average firearms-conversant person will assume you're talking about .38 Special, a rimmed centerfire cartridge for revolvers. It would be very, very unusual for a modern 1911 style pistol to be chambered for 38 ACP or 38 Super, both of which have been out of style for a century.
Officer V.G. can be forgiven for missing all of his shots after being booped in the vest by somebody.
45
raddaApr 28, 2026
+45
[RIA indeed makes a 1911 in .38 Super](https://www.armscor.com/firearms-list/gi-standard-fs-38super-10rd).
Why? I don't know. But they make it.
45
BrainDamage2029Apr 28, 2026
+13
Uh…no .38 super is still decently popular as a 1911 caliber because a lot of pistol competitors still use it.
13
nicholsmlApr 28, 2026
+11
38 super is popular, but I doubt any competitors are using a rock island cheapo 1911. Not to disparge RI 1911's, I have one, but the basic offering he had was absolutely a cheapo gun.
11
BrainDamage2029Apr 28, 2026
+9
Oh absolutely rock island is c***.
I was just saying if you asked a 1911 guy if 38 super is rare they’d look at you weird.
9
ThehealthygamerApr 28, 2026
+13
RII 1911 in .38? What a weird choice. Shotgun, too.
13
gundam1983Apr 28, 2026
+12
Maverick88 at that. Dude decided to try to go out in a blaze of glory and cheaped out.
12
ThehealthygamerApr 28, 2026
+19
His choice of weapons honestly offends me. Self respecting Americans carry out attacks with ar15s like the founders intended, damnit!
19
Wiggie49Apr 28, 2026
+38
From what the footage showed the dude ran through and the security people immediately started firing backwards into the venue lmao
38
KhatibApr 28, 2026
+19
The actual ballroom was down a double flight of stairs and around some corners from all this. And then the VIP table at the head is way across a huge ballroom from there.
19
livahdApr 28, 2026
+22
What bullets? Apparently they disappeared. As they seem to do, just ask the HSS secretary about his dad and uncle, bullets are notorious for suddenly disappearing indoors during high profile attempts on heads of state.
My guess? This guy had a handler egging him on with false security info and giving him blanks the second they found out he was serious.
22
mikel1814Apr 28, 2026
+55
None of the charges against the guy have anything to do with firing a weapon or assaulting a police officer.
He didn't fire a gun. This has been clear since the event. The cop shot towards him and missed and hit the agent.
55
[deleted]Apr 28, 2026
+24
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Valuable_Mix7600Apr 28, 2026
+10
Is that clear from the front page of the indictment? Or is it like the felony murder rule, where he can be charged because his actions caused an officer to fire? Honestly unsure by the wording of that charge.
10
DownhillUphillApr 28, 2026
+28
lol. This entire country is run by incompetent fools.
28
ScepticallyApr 28, 2026
+12
Hey! Benjamin Netanyahu is *not* that incompetent. Evil, sure, self-serving, absolutely, but incompetent?
12
zoeydoberdorkApr 28, 2026
+23
He shot but the bullets disappeared like they do in most crime scenes according to AG. He was also 2 floors above the ball room where this all took place. He was as close to president as orange turd is to releasing trump-epstein files.
If you watch the video you see the woman agent/police fire directly at other agent as suspect runs by. So, I’d imagine they shot each other.
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Expert-Upstairs-4502Apr 29, 2026
+46
Wow. The secret service are Daleks
46
regalfrondeApr 28, 2026
+313
So the “Trump Shooting” was just USSS shooting at each other?
313
PigFarmer1Apr 28, 2026
+172
Just another day in the worst administration we've ever had.
172
DuntadaManApr 29, 2026
+31
7 years ago I would have called this hyperbole, surely Jackson could have been worse.
Boy was I ever f****** wrong.
31
Guy_GuyGuyApr 29, 2026
+25
Most historians don't rate Jackson in the top 5 worst, though he's been getting closer recently. The two consistently worst are James Buchanan and Andrew Johnson. Buchanan for doing less than nothing to prevent the Civil War from happening, and Andrew Johnson for making absolutely sure the South felt the absolute least amount of consequences for the Civil War and the loosest leash so they could swiftly enact Black Codes and later Jim Crow laws.
25
Well_Spoken_MuteApr 28, 2026
+362
So the agent fired 5 shots that missed and was struck by friendly fire? So much for an "exceptional job" by the secret service.
362
Th4N4Apr 28, 2026
+137
Couldn't get a shot at the guy yet tackled him easily. Maybe quickfiring isn't the best way to deal with this scenario Americans.
137
HobbesNJApr 28, 2026
+127
The witness said the shooter fell on his own. The Secret Service didn't actually have to work very hard to subdue him.
127
HauntedCemeteryApr 29, 2026
+95
So they shot each other and then picked the guy up when he fell on his own?
Yeah, that tracks with our current government.
95
The_Bitter_BearApr 28, 2026
+42
In their defense he went off script.
42
id7eApr 29, 2026
+19
They were rushed by a teacher for heaven's sake. What would someone with training have done to them?
19
--redacted--Apr 28, 2026
+753
So where did all the bullets that most definitely came out of the gunman's gun end up?
753
Cipher-IXApr 28, 2026
+529
They're living peacefully on a farm down by the river. Nice retirement package I hear.
529
TapprunnerApr 28, 2026
+91
You don't know them. They go to a different school.
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johnnybigglesApr 28, 2026
+14
They live in Canada and just came to visit.
14
HippyHunter7Apr 28, 2026
+37
With pinecones all around
37
FlashyGApr 28, 2026
+278
I'm pretty sure the Attorney general said that when shootings like this happen in indoor settings like hotels bullets just disappear.
A quote I'm sure no defense attorneys are going to use going forward at all!
278
TWB-MDApr 28, 2026
+143
And what is even crazier is that the ejected shells can disappear in hotels, which causes gunshot residue to vanish, taking the weapon with it!
“Trust me, bro.” The Prosecution rests its case.
143
IAMA_Plumber-AMAApr 29, 2026
+8
"It go bang, and then gone!"
I swear these people have zero object permanence.
8
ensalysApr 28, 2026
+61
Wait, did they really sa that? Aren't bullets fired in indoor settings the easiest to find back? You're surrounded by concrete! Look for holes in the wall!
what's funny is that, as the article points out, abstractly it's not unheard of for bullets to be unrecoverable or whatever.... but to just sort of blithely dismiss their existence *after an assassination attempt, indoors, with video of evidence of the areas the bullets might have ended up,* is downright insane.
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slamdanceswithwolvesApr 28, 2026
+13
And yet he said that 😂
13
MaddogBCApr 28, 2026
+9
If crime procedurals have taught me anything it's that your chief law enforcement officer is a lying sack of shit. Imagine the foremost defender of law in the land so lacking in self awareness.
Does anyone bother following the laws down there anymore? If so, why?
9
throwaway20231203Apr 28, 2026
+7
At this point one has to wonder if the audio is even real or if it wasn't some gunshots.wav blasting in the PA system — or better yet, on some portable BT speaker nearby, given this whole circus incompetency.
7
colemon1991Apr 28, 2026
+20
TIL you can perform magic tricks with bullets as long as it's in hotels. /s
20
KradgetApr 28, 2026
+40
They're claiming he actually fired a shotgun (but they claim a lot of things that are occasionally true), but that doesn't especially strongly indicate the agent hit was hit from that shot.
40
--redacted--Apr 28, 2026
+41
Ah, the perfect choice for a long range assassination.
41
GordonShumway257Apr 28, 2026
+67
"Sometimes you find the bullet, and sometimes it just disappears." ~ Todd Blanche
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sithelephantApr 28, 2026
+35
To be fair, maybe it teleported to waffle-house.
35
VamanoscabronApr 28, 2026
+8
They like em Smothered Covered Capped and Pew Pewed
8
djm2346Apr 28, 2026
+31
If the audio that I heard the night of the shooting was accurate to what happened none of the shots came from a shotgun
31
ForcedEntry420Apr 28, 2026
+41
They’re in Canada. You wouldn’t know them.
41
allanon1105Apr 28, 2026
+9
They “disappeared”. Apparently that happens to bullets specifically in hotels. Or so I’ve heard…
9
overfiend1976Apr 28, 2026
+84
Nowhere. He was:
- unarmed
- not on the same floor
- half a dozen security checkpoints away.
84
--redacted--Apr 28, 2026
+59
> unarmed
So more of a "man" than a "gunman"
59
apellcjeckerApr 29, 2026
+6
White House correspondent came out and LITERALLY said, “sometimes when shots are fired in a hotel building they simply disappear and you’ll never find it. There’s no SCIENCE behind it.”
Guess crime scene forensic science is just fake news.
6
SomeSamplesApr 28, 2026
+55
Of course he was. The assailant couldn't get a shot off running as fast as he was. The SS service shooting at him shot one of their own guys.
55
l_____IApr 28, 2026
+215
He was. This guy was running way to fast to be able to pull his gun out and shoot at anyone. And you could hear the agents shouting crossfire after they all started shooting
215
BrownSugarBareApr 28, 2026
+219
So...they started shooting, missed the assassin entirely and shot one of themselves.
Sounds pretty accurate for this administration.
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ostensiblyzeroApr 28, 2026
+43
Nah this is just institutional rot, it’s not like the secret service hires entirely new people every four years.
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XaoticOrderApr 29, 2026
+13
What you said is very accurate and very politically motivated. Speaking from personal experience.
13
whodisguyApr 29, 2026
+31
Remember when we used to think the secret service was the best of the best
This administration has absolutely shit on their reputation.
31
radium_eyeApr 28, 2026
+371
So the dude just ran in there basically and did nothing. This seems pretty strange. The coordinated media response immediately and Trump's DOJ referencing it AND the media coordination AND Fetterman's DINO ass in the court filing today is all so weird. Of course they'll use a crisis... And seeing how quickly they have moved to use each one so far, and how they wrap their whole politics around such crisis moments, it's just very concerning to see yet another unusual event islike this immediately rushed as a justification for things they wanted to do already.
Edit: if his manifesto is authentic and he did go in armed, that is admittedly definitely more than "doing nothing," security apparently got to him pretty fast. But they sure don't waste a news cycle to push the agenda.
371
Whitewind617Apr 28, 2026
+77
I just see this as continuing this administration's pattern of lying about shit to make it seem more serious, for no goddamn reason. See: Was Trump shot in the ear or did he get hit with debris? Does it actually f****** matter? No, but they will lie and ignore contradictory evidence because he somehow *matters* how close Trump was to getting capped and they want their narrative of him being grazed by it.
Did the assailant fire his weapon? Yes, of course he did. Why are you asking if he didn't? He did, look at all the bullets in the Kevlar. Who's bullets? I don't know, I'm not an expert. Trust me though he fired his weapon. Antifa nearly got us again.
Did that cop actually die after being hit in the head with a fire extinguisher? No, DEFINITELY not, the autopsy says he just died. Stop looking into it, nobody died. We didn't do anything wrong, everything is fine, stop asking, it was a peaceful protest, shut up about it already. We gotta do something about those cement milkshakes and chemical substances they are throwing at us. Stop asking if those were real we said they were.
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tomz17Apr 29, 2026
+8
> I just see this as continuing this administration's pattern of lying about shit to make it seem more serious, for no goddamn reason
Sure, and I bet you're also going to tell us that the Bowling Greene Massacre was a fictitious nothingburger??? /s
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jimtow28Apr 28, 2026
+179
Turns out the Secret Service are just a bunch of wannabe storm troopers.
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The_Bitter_BearApr 28, 2026
+37
I know they have had their share of scandals even before the Trump administration but I do wonder if this is another symptom of the overall incompetence and mismanagement of this admin.
I could certainly see how they might be losing some of their better folks, particularly if they remember the previous 4 years. Or all the ones who aren't yesmen/supporters aren't put on his detail.
Or just the typical ignoring their advice and warnings and forcing them into a situation they said was bad.
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XaoticOrderApr 29, 2026
+26
Just to give something to think about. At least 50% of the Secret Service is comprised of newer recruits. The old guard has quietly been moved to desk jobs. Many of the newer on site members are young and fresh out of the military. Take of that what you will.
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DuntadaManApr 29, 2026
+20
Reminder that every secret service agent that went to go pick up Pence during the 1/6 riots deleted their phones and the secret service purged their messages from their own server.
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HauntedCemeteryApr 29, 2026
+11
Pence didn't stay in the Capitol out of a sense of duty, he literally thought the USSS guys from trumps detail were going to assassinate him, so he refused to get in the car.
And yeah, considering its highly unusual if not completely unprecedented for the POTUSs detail to break off from guarding him during a national emergency to pick up literally anyone else, let alone someone with their own security detail, and trumps detail degaussing and destroying their phones, and scrubbing all logs and records of that day and the lead up, seems like Pence may have been right.
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DuntadaManApr 29, 2026
+6
He was right. Absolutely no one seizing power through force leaves their legitimate successor alive.
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MattgoofApr 28, 2026
+31
That's demeaning to Stormtroopers. Tarkin ordered them to miss so the Falcon you be tracked to Yavin.
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caligaris_cabinetApr 28, 2026
+7
Between this and the fact that some dipshit managed to get through the sweep and multiple security checks manned by the agency who’s only job is to protect the president, I’m starting to think the Secret Service was purged by the DOGE cuts last year. What we’re left with is a bunch of idiots who think COD is a valid training program.
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Bonezone420Apr 29, 2026
+17
cops shoot each other more often than they get shot by criminals but it's almost always blamed on someone else. Remember that case a few years back where a bunch of idiots did a raid on a woman's house, shot one of their own then charged her with murder?
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ToomanyeastereggsApr 28, 2026
+37
“May” is doing some Olympic level lifting there.
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vigorous_retailtheftApr 28, 2026
+32
so typical cop shit then
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Rot-OrkanApr 28, 2026
+183
If I were a secret service agent I think I'd quit, because there's no f****** way I would take a bullet or endanger myself in any way to protect that sack of orange shit.
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General-Yak5264Apr 28, 2026
+60
I don't even think 5% of ss agents are on presidential protective duty
Edit: I'm wrong, about 8-9% of total agents are on current presidential detail which is estimated at 300. Former presidents typically have 90-100 agents. Somewhere between 3200-3600 total agents.
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mythrilcrafterApr 28, 2026
+28
I'll be honest, being a counterfeiting detective (for the uninformed: that's what the secret service's actual job) sounds like way more fun than a political baby sitter.
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stvrkillrApr 28, 2026
+23
They were like don’t worry about being shot, that bullet is a friendly one
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Historical-Tough6455Apr 30, 2026
+9
Guy had a shotgun
Didn't fire it once
Agent who was hit with a handgun bullet "may"have been shot by other agents
Lol this f****** useless republican clown show
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wanktardedApr 28, 2026
+28
How many staged assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb?
The Epstein Files.
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TintedApostleApr 29, 2026
+13
The Epstein Files is a universal Trump constant. It has literally become a law of the Trump universe. Everything adds, divides, subtracts and multiplies up to this constant. The universal answer.
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Consistent_Dog_6866Apr 28, 2026
+9
Par for the course for this administration.
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+9
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DrunkenGolferApr 29, 2026
+9
Pretty hard to take a bullet to the chest from an assailant with a shotgun. Of course it was friendly fire.
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highdiver_2000Apr 29, 2026
+8
This is beginning to look like a stunt to get funding for the damn ballroom.
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mazdiggleApr 28, 2026
+24
Imagine that .... reality doesn't line up with the narrative they are trying to force upon us. Seems oddly familiar.
When will we all collectively just ignore the obvious stream of BS that flow from this admin.
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CitizenMurdochApr 29, 2026
+23
Honestly it's crazy how wrong the initial reporting was despite the fact that every mainstream news outlet was like 50ft away from where it happened. Everyone ran with the story that the shooter was killed after firing shots. Turns out, he wasn't even shot, he didn't shoot, and he was taken alive with minor injuries. I feel crazy that no one is talking about the journalistic malpractice going on here and how fast they pumped out a story without checking basic details
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JerryDipotosBurnerApr 28, 2026
+78
Hence why the suspect was only charged with “discharging a firearm”, because if he actually hit someone it would’ve been attempted murder.
This whole thing is so f****** staged.
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KamaIsLifeApr 28, 2026
+6
Of course, becuase if it was the gunman then they would be shouting it from the rooftops.
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DarthChuckMcApr 28, 2026
+7
May have? Looks pretty clear even from the potato they used for security footage
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ToNoMoCoApr 29, 2026
+7
I'm all but certain this is true and it seems likely the suspect did not fire any weapons.
>So anyway, I just started blasting
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TheRockingDeadApr 29, 2026
+6
If this administration is saying he "may have been hit by friendly fire," then he was definitely without a doubt hit by friendly fire.
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Bigking00Apr 28, 2026
+5
The USSS is looking like the keystone cops for the WHCD.
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MoobooMagooApr 28, 2026
+5
I wouldn't be surprised by this at all. Our entire country is a f****** joke.
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