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Secret Service employee exposed himself to guests at DoubleTree near MIA, masturbated in front of them, detectives say - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

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Secret Service employee exposed himself and masturbated in front of guests at DoubleTree near MIA, detectives say - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale
WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale
Secret Service employee exposed himself and masturbated in front of guests at DoubleTree near MIA, detectives say - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale
WEST MIAMI-DADE, FLA. (WSVN) - An off-duty United States Secret Service employee was caught with his pants down committing a sickening act in front of<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/secret-service-employee-exposed-himself-and-masturbated-in-front-of-guests-at-doubletree-near-mia-detectives-say/">Read More</a>

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cardboardunderwear May 5, 2026 +2020
Dang.  Just going to Miami turns you into a Florida man I guess
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BeefPoet May 5, 2026 +410
It's the heat.
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Careful_Nothing_2680 May 5, 2026 +326
It’s not the heat, It’s the humidity.
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InterestingTry5190 May 5, 2026 +117
I lived in AZ and we did not get this level of crazy with the dry heat
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RincewindToTheRescue May 5, 2026 +43
The most the secret agents would do is take off their shirt and blow you a kiss
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puppycatisselfish May 5, 2026 +12
Sometimes in az agents put on roller skates and dance on busy street corners but never ‘this’
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reddit_reaper May 5, 2026 +16
IDK how you survive with that dry heat. I went to Vegas once and it felt like every bit it moisture in my skin was sucked out when I went outside and breathing was like breathing in fire lol I'm from Miami and I never appreciated humidity so much after that 😂
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piddlesthethug May 5, 2026 +21
You don’t go outside for anything other than to go swimming, or get into your air conditioned vehicle, to then park and go into another air conditioned building.
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k-laz May 5, 2026 +20
Also, don't go outside when the sun is out. That is why we don't have daylight savings in AZ - probably should turn the clocks the other way so it gets dark at 630 PM. Its like that prison planet on Chronicles of Riddik
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imatumahimatumah May 5, 2026 +8
Sounds like a great place to live! Let's keep building homes out there and run a big ass pipe from Lake Michigan all the way out there.
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Shoeprincess May 5, 2026 +3
Cremetoria is what I am going to call my sisters house in Gold Canyon from now on XD
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Mega_Pleb May 5, 2026 +11
Low humidity makes your sweat effective at cooling you. That is until the temperature hits around 115+. Add wind and you feel like you're inside an active air fryer.
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GumbyMane May 5, 2026 +5
Every time I see people mention dry heat vs humidity, I always remember that they’re talking about temps ~100f. 90-105 and dry heat is fine. I start losing my f****** mind above 113, and I’ve lived in the Phoenix metro area for 25 years.
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peejay5440 May 5, 2026 +5
You may change your opinion if temperatures continue to rise. From the wiki wet bulb temperature page: "Given the body's vital requirement to maintain a core temperature of approximately 37 °C (99 °F), a sustained wet-bulb temperature exceeding 35 °C (95 °F) —equivalent to a heat index of 71 °C (160 °F)— is likely to be fatal even to fit and healthy people, semi-n*** in the shade and next to a fan; at this temperature human bodies switch from shedding heat to the environment, to gaining heat from it." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet-bulb_temperature#Wet-bulb_temperature_and_health
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adamsworstnightmare May 5, 2026 +30
My favorite quote about Florida weather is that the air isn't humid, it's wet.
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Stringy63 May 5, 2026 +6
This sounds like the setup for a joke about OP's mom
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Warcraft_Fan May 5, 2026 +6
It's not the humidity, it's the stupidity
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Square-Squash5817 May 5, 2026 +3
…ti many martonies…
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geriatric_spartanII May 5, 2026 +108
Born and raised Floridian here, the heat will mess you up.
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gord_m May 5, 2026 +61
Maybe you should put the flouride back in
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old_man_log4n May 5, 2026 +18
9 out of 10 dentists recommend this joke.
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GeddyVedder May 5, 2026 +34
Flouridea man?
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Mobile-Bar7732 May 5, 2026 +13
Flori-duh man?
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MrBrazil1911 May 5, 2026 +14
Flo-Rida, Man!
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FLTA May 5, 2026 +20
Many antivax people moved here during COVID and also oppose other basic things like water fluoridation so that will not be happening. One of the best things for left leaning Floridians to do is to make plans to leave the state within the next 4 years (r/FloridaExodus) so that when the next census happens Florida doesn’t gain further electoral power with our presence. With enough of us leaving Florida could even lose 1-2 seats on the next census which is 1-2 less seats the FL GOP has to play with when redistricting and 1-2 less electoral votes FL gets in the Electoral College.
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rimshot101 May 5, 2026 +33
Nah, the entire State is a desecrated Indian burial ground and there's pretty much a blanket curse for anyone who enters.
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Stiklikegiant May 5, 2026 +16
You just mentioned the entire US.
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slumber_kitty May 5, 2026 +8
Or the meth
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patsfan038 May 5, 2026 +8
> It's the heat. I thought it was the Dolphins or the Marlins
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robodrew May 5, 2026 +5
Phoenician here, I've yet to m********* in front of people at a DoubleTree Maybe that's why we call it a "dry heat"
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Libertechian May 5, 2026 +5
The hookworms don't help either
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Character_Bug_1862 May 5, 2026 +5
That makes you beat
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elquecazahechado May 5, 2026 +47
He will now be named Head of the Secret Service.
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pdoherty972 May 5, 2026 +5
BellEnd of the Secret Service
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MisterTruth May 5, 2026 +9
Only a Florida man would be willing to guard God Emperor Florida Man
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ActuallyAlexander May 5, 2026 +25
A lot of Florida man content is related to Florida’s laws on releasing arrest info so in that sense, yeah. What happens in Florida stays on the internet.
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Mostly_Armless42 May 5, 2026 +8
Yep, it's the sunshine laws, as they are called.
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Elegant-Log2104 May 5, 2026 +11
Florida man guesses this is correct even if it's not.
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DownhillUphill May 5, 2026 +3
Look who he works for. It was inevitable
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godzillabobber May 5, 2026 +3
Its the asset he works to protect.
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MCUAvenger1992 May 5, 2026 +770
Not good at the secret part.
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eazye123 May 5, 2026 +241
Service part still pending
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GinsuVictim May 5, 2026 +216
Self service
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ialwayschoosepsyduck May 5, 2026 +138
We can make jokes here in good fun, but I wanna be serious for a sec. How has journalism gotten to the point where they can editorialize a story like this but refuse to do the same when it comes to the war in Gaza, the Epstein Files, or anything that Trump does? In the article, they describe what he did as a "sickening act." I'm not here to downplay what he did, but I am extremely upset that journalists have the balls to use serious language against an individual but not against officials or actual atrocities taking place today.
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NeWMH May 5, 2026 +58
The people managing what goes out are friends of the billionaires.
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Stringy63 May 5, 2026 +20
This is the answer. We live in an oligarchy
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Ntroepy May 5, 2026 +19
That’s actually an excellent point. However, when anyone in the press criticizes Gaza, they’re immediately targeted as anti-Semitic. And any criticism against Trump is dismissed as partisan and those reporters are banned from future press conferences. And not to mention most mainstream news outlets are owned by Trump supporters. As intended.
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Car-M1lla May 5, 2026 +8
This is a local outlet. Their standards are always a little looser.
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eazye123 May 5, 2026 +8
State sponsored media. The public only hears what they want them to.
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Ambulating-meatbag May 5, 2026 +51
Secrete service
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Decent-Ganache7647 May 5, 2026 +9
Hilarious and disgusting! 
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justaddcatalyst May 5, 2026 +146
What’s your secret service?
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MooPig48 May 5, 2026 +20
Probably giving them some of that Secret Sauce
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Toadfinger May 5, 2026 +1055
> Hotel guests told investigators “they were downstairs in the hotel lobby, and the defendant followed them,” to the point where they had to retreat to their room for safety. > A woman staying at the hotel told deputies that she and others “immediately entered their room because she was in fear for their lives.” 😳 Trump's America gets more hideous by the day.
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frosty_lizard May 5, 2026 +321
Trump will give him a high five when he sees them, sexual offences are so cool to Trump
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Toadfinger May 5, 2026 +76
Next Attorney General probably.
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Scaryclouds May 5, 2026 +6
“Intimate, hands-on, experience with the criminal justice system.”
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ciopobbi May 5, 2026 +35
Cabinet appointment incoming
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Aeonskye May 5, 2026 +7
Its probably a requirement at this point
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Traherne May 5, 2026 +3
Medal of Freedom
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DoubtSubstantial5440 May 5, 2026 +123
He pretty much emboldened every single deplorable in American society from the Nazis to the pedos
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binzersguy May 5, 2026 +49
I’m no Hillary fan, but she was spot on that these people are just the dregs of humanity
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OsmeOxys May 5, 2026 +24
She might be rather conservative even by Democrat standards (and compared to donald), but she's no fool. The entire world knows she was spot on with a "basket of deplorables", especially those who are in it.
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DrRussleJimmies May 5, 2026 +17
A true republican.
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Osiris32 May 5, 2026 +18
Secret Service used to be something thst was respected.
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FlyingPeacock May 5, 2026 +18
Eh... They seem to have had a cultural/organizational issues for a while now. It just seems like it's more visible now. I also think the current failure of leadership won't hold them accountable in any meaningful way. https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/slideshows/prostitutes-grenades-and-drunk-driving-20-years-of-secret-service-scandals https://time.com/3449641/secret-service-scandal/
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UnquestionabIe May 5, 2026 +13
Yeah was going to say there have been quite a few reports about how shitty they are going back decades. The idea of them being some shining example of the best of the best is mostly rooted in movies and TV shows.
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Punkinpry427 May 5, 2026 +18
Qualified to be a SCOTUS justice now
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majorjoe23 May 5, 2026 +14
They're not sending us their best people.
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sowhat4 May 6, 2026 +3
Anybody else just shrug and think, "Yeah, that tracks for this administration." I'm not in any way shocked or surprised. He also will probably not be punished for his, um, demonstration.
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zorionek0 May 5, 2026 +110
Sigh, time to recommend (again) **Zero Fail: The Rise and Fall of the Secret Service** by Carol Leonnig
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No-Shopping-4434 May 5, 2026 +32
With how bad the FBI and Secret Service have gotten it’s honestly a little surprising nobody’s Gaddafi’d Donny yet
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IsabellaGalavant May 6, 2026 +6
I was wondering like WHY they're so good at their jobs if his approval rating is so low. Like you'd think some of them would be slacking a little, like, eh if he goes he goes. Now I know, they like him. 😞
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AllcoholicsUnanimous May 5, 2026 +19
7 Month long coalition air campaign against America and funding various militias and starting a “Christian Spring” using Facebook to coordinate an uprising that eventually causes the collapse of America and then capture of D? Sounds far fetched.
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No-Shopping-4434 May 5, 2026 +25
I meant more the stab him in the butt with something sharp bit
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twec21 May 6, 2026 +3
I'm more surprised Don hasn't Gaddafi'd the secret service (Google Gaddafi Amazonian Guard for the reference)
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Trashy_Cappy May 5, 2026 +55
my understanding is that president (or ex president) can choose who to keep on their detail or not. I wouldn't be surprised if the future investigations show that he slowly swapped out his security for ones that were loyal and all chudded-up for him, so this is what we get.
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UnquestionabIe May 5, 2026 +21
He already had a batch of them turn traitor for him as seen during January 6th so I presume he got the old team back together to help him enact future crimes against the American people.
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Magdovus May 5, 2026 +150
If he leaves USSS, he's perfect for ICE
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Nevarian May 5, 2026 +61
Wouldn't be surprised to learn he started in ICE.
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halzen May 5, 2026 +22
Most ICE dorks can’t get the TS clearance required for special agents.
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Niceromancer May 5, 2026 +25
As if security clearance has ever stopped anyone on this admin.
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W0gg0 May 5, 2026 +60
This tracks for the current administration.
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_secanalyst May 5, 2026 +12
he was looking for a promotion and being a degenerate is a key metric.
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CordiallySuckMyBalls May 5, 2026 +3
Yea I’m genuinely not surprised which is really f****** depressing.
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WalterPecky May 5, 2026 +47
Isn't funny how the article says "secret service employee" and not "secret service agent". Trying to minimize scrutiny by pretending he was a low level employee rather than a certified agent.
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you_cant_prove_that May 5, 2026 +11
> part of a security perimeter screening detail The article doesn't give much detail about his actual job. Was he a "certified agent"?
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RunningPirate May 5, 2026 +10
See, now I’m thinking it’s “Tommy, the Secret Service caterer” or something like that.
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PSteak May 5, 2026 +8
Maybe he wasn't an agent? Or did I miss something?
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OddGold348 May 5, 2026 +25
Just a cop on the beat.
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zorionek0 May 5, 2026 +30
Not the Doubletree! Keep that shit at the Holiday Inn where it belongs!
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Pre3Chorded May 5, 2026 +61
The guy looks so much like Don Jr that I suspect there's a Robert Baratheon situation here.
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time_drifter May 5, 2026 +10
Louis C.K. is part of the USSS?
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airship_of_arbitrary May 5, 2026 +12
The ol' Louis CK special.
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Nuclear-Jester May 5, 2026 +27
I mean, look at what his principal is/was up to. Bein a sex pest is a good way to improve one's career in this administration
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VirginiaLuthier May 5, 2026 +14
The guy likely has no clue what being a convicted sex offender is going to do to his life
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hughk May 5, 2026 +48
He could run for President?
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Forsaken_Ant7459 May 5, 2026 +7
He will be the new MAGA idol and grift off of them.
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inosinateVR May 5, 2026 +6
Yeah I don’t want to sound like I’m being sympathetic to the guy, but holy shit his post nut clarity
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J3nnd0ll May 5, 2026 +6
But Trump only hires the best and brightest… 😂🤣
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KindToSpiteTheCruel May 5, 2026 +25
America needs to put way more funding into mental health and education.
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Lachigan May 5, 2026 +9
That might cut into the bombing brown people funding though
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VerdantPathfinder May 5, 2026 +4
If we didn't continuously and maximally exploit everyone who isn't filthy rich, we wouldn't have this many issues in the first place.
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ExtensionParsley4205 May 5, 2026 +5
Why does his mugshot look like his O-face?
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Croal7 May 5, 2026 +5
Only the best and brightest for bozo
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tcwillis79 May 5, 2026 +5
The shooter is still at large
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TabulaRasaNot May 5, 2026 +6
A secret service agent named Spillman masturbating in public. Can't make this stuff up.
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iSavedtheGalaxy May 5, 2026 +5
They boasted about dropping DEI and this is the quality we were left with.
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pokederp56 May 6, 2026 +6
Only the best and brightest from this administration. 
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RPDRNick May 5, 2026 +17
I knew a guy, Codename: Nikki, I guess you could say he was a sex fiend. I met him in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.
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Ordinary-Leading7405 May 5, 2026 +15
Agent Spillman not so secret
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rafinsf May 5, 2026 +7
Clocked the name as well.
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WendyWilliamsFart May 5, 2026 +3
Living up to his surname
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MakinBaconWithMacon May 5, 2026 +22
No wonder so many people with malicious intent are able to get near Trump.
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vsaint May 5, 2026 +9
Sounds more like the CK service
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chele68 May 5, 2026 +6
Howwwww does this timeline keep getting stupider and stupider?!?
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MadManBarryMuntz May 5, 2026 +7
So on-brand for this Administration
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Historical-Tough6455 May 5, 2026 +4
Republicans and sex pests, name a more iconic pairing
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Brennan_Schwartz May 6, 2026 +4
That mugshot does appear to be the kind of individual who would m********* in front of people. 
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Ardo505 May 5, 2026 +13
All in all pretty on brand for this administration.
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WriterShoddy7599 May 5, 2026 +9
The Trump administration is now considering his promotion.
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Beelzebabbly May 5, 2026 +7
He's gunning for Kash Patel's job it seems
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nick_soccer10 May 5, 2026 +5
He will be our next head of national security…. Obviously
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prontish May 5, 2026 +2
Secretly servicing himself
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choppydaddy May 5, 2026 +4
When you're Louis CK they just let you do it.
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itsFromTheSimpsons May 5, 2026 +4
he became the very thing he was sworn to destroy: an active shooter
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farang May 5, 2026 +5
Well. That sounds unprofessional.
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Samwellikki May 5, 2026 +4
Oh, so that’s why the secret service hasn’t put an end to tyranny… he filled it with like-minded deviants
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Tall_Hat_4246 May 5, 2026 +3
Well f***, now Trump is going to promote him. Trump likes this type of scumbag. If he did this in front of children, Trump would nominate him for a cabinet position.
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Rogerdodgerbilly May 6, 2026 +4
Thats not the secret service I was looking for
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God_Bless_A_Merkin May 6, 2026 +4
Color me surprised. I’ve heard nothing but scandal and incompetence out of the Secret Service for well over a decade.
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AHidden1 May 6, 2026 +4
The people that donald surrounds himself with are exactly his kind of people. Birds or a feather flock together.
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Loreebyrd May 6, 2026 +5
Only the best employees around him.
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twec21 May 6, 2026 +3
And how long before we find out he's a J6er?
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Hacym May 5, 2026 +10
Why is he licking his lips in his mugshot? I bet he’s still yerking it. 
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Exciting_Farmer6395 May 5, 2026 +11
The first rule of the secret service is that you can't service it in public.
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Admirable-Sink-2622 May 5, 2026 +6
Only the very best people in this administration 🙄
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fafnir01 May 5, 2026 +8
This administration only employs the best Americans
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NoneOfTheAbove2024 May 5, 2026 +3
Another GED hire for the government. Apparently they can opt out of the psych eval.
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AcanthisittaNo6653 May 5, 2026 +3
He must have thought he was at Mara-lago.
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ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 May 5, 2026 +3
Sounds right on brand.
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ItwasGenXprobably May 5, 2026 +3
To the Forlidians taking the blame: the guy is from Marble Falls, TX. It's pretty close to where Im from.. and it's country AF out there. 100% Texasman..🤦Those guests are lucky there wasn't any livestock nearby.
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lincon127 May 5, 2026 +3
Spillman is such a suitable surname for this
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soda_cookie May 5, 2026 +3
Why do people do this? As a guy, I'd never think about doing that in public in front of a stranger.
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PhoenixTineldyer May 5, 2026 +4
It's about inflicting themselves upon you. Basically same as r***, but the lowest degree of it.
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Salt-Initiative-8159 May 5, 2026 +2
I am willing to bet he gets promoted to Secretary of State by Trump before the end of the month.
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allsystemsslow May 5, 2026 +3
No one in trump’s orbit is innocent, and most (all?) are sex criminals.
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itsnotlefty May 5, 2026 +3
Bragged he got off the first shotp
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man_frmthe_wild May 5, 2026 +3
Welp another one for Trump to pardon.
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Wet_Side_Down May 5, 2026 +3
Sounds like he’s auditioning for a Trump cabinet appointment
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IThinkIKnowThings May 5, 2026 +3
Had this happened in any other state we'd never have heard about it. Thank you, Florida, for the font of endless news and entertainment that is your public arrest record laws.
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JPLoseman May 5, 2026 +3
Trump will blame Biden somehow.
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Enshakushanna May 5, 2026 +3
if he was in the service before trumps second term, its bidens fault if he was in the service after, a minor lapse in judgement and we shouldnt define him from such a small act...think of all the great things he did all throughout his life!
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acidsplashedface May 5, 2026 +3
I didn’t know the president got to handpick security detail
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Glum-Breadfruit-6421 May 5, 2026 +3
Only the best, as usual
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Successful_Ad9160 May 5, 2026 +3
Not-so-secret-self-service.
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xesttub May 5, 2026 +3
Are you not allowed to do that? Is that frowned upon ?
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NUMBerONEisFIRST May 6, 2026 +3
When you make your security think they are untouchable...
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Xollector May 6, 2026 +3
Showing you his code number.
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pcb4u2 May 6, 2026 +3
So a promotion to Trump's detail?
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Kendall_Raine May 6, 2026 +3
Aren't we glad the trump admin got rid of DEI and hired this highly qualified white man instead?
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fireonavan May 6, 2026 +3
Another jan-6 patriot?
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Antique_Chemistry_92 May 7, 2026 +3
Hmm…not a transgender immigrant drag queen
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CliffBiffington May 5, 2026 +4
So he’ll get a promotion I presume?
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jujuflytrap May 5, 2026 +10
He pulled an old Louie CK (among other things)
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clashrendar May 5, 2026 +4
*Annnnnd...* Trump has made him head of the Secret Service.
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chefkoch_ May 5, 2026 +2
Quick, give that man a promotion.
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USMNT_superfan May 5, 2026 +2
A not so secret service
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DiabloPixel May 5, 2026 +2
Secret Service Spillman looking to spill his seed everywhere, I guess.
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mercymercy_me May 5, 2026 +2
Suppose to service secretly.........
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pronouncedayayron May 5, 2026 +2
He's just trying to get promoted.
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EuphoricMidnight3304 May 5, 2026 +2
People usually need some meth or alcohol to get to this level of inhibition
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coffee_ape May 5, 2026 +2
He was fluffing his Garfield
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critically-confused- May 5, 2026 +2
I suspect this dude was high as f***
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ummaboutthat_ May 5, 2026 +2
He only picks the best people tho
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ThePensiveE May 5, 2026 +2
Imagine the standards now that being willing to actively engage in criminal activity is a requirement.
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frank1934 May 5, 2026 +2
I wonder if he spilled any semen if front of the guests? According to the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office, 33-year-old John Spillman “committed the offense of indecent exposure” during his assignment in South Florida over the weekend.
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tablecontrol May 5, 2026 +2
what is the SS doing at a Doubletree?
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plpluto May 5, 2026 +2
now qualified for presidency
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Apart-Steak-7183 May 5, 2026 +2
Should have done it in front of trump.... he be famous
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bacon-squared May 5, 2026 +2
Trump hires only the best.
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steathrazor May 5, 2026 +2
That service was not very secret
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Niceromancer May 5, 2026 +2
Secret service...like protects the president secret service? That job is supposed to have some of the most rigorous vetting in the world? How the f*** did this weirdo slip by?
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Mother_Airline_6276 May 5, 2026 +2
Go through all of that screening. All of the rigamarole. Just to chase some people around whilst baitin’. I’m not surprised. Just another symptom of the Trump disease. At least this one has been apprehended. Now we wait for the future miscarriage of justice the government will commit. Side note: I know lots of folks from Marble Falls. This guy is about par for that town’s course.
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Tdb713 May 5, 2026 +2
This is my rifle, this is my gun. I guess he just got confused.
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Tdb713 May 5, 2026 +2
Other than having agents jerking off in hotel hallways, the USSS has had a pretty good year. Let’s say they’re playing .500 ball (as it were).
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presidentofjackshit May 5, 2026 +2
I'm starting to think the Secret Service are kind of not as cool or competent as we thought they were.
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steppe5 May 5, 2026 +2
This is what happens when you hire Secret Service agents from Epstein Island.
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AccountNumeroThree May 5, 2026 +1
Guess he doesn't have many secrets.
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CannoliConnection May 5, 2026 +1
Hand picked by the prez himself
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efficiens May 5, 2026 +2
I do like to see this level of government transparency.
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Rb1138 May 5, 2026 +2
Can anything positive happen under this administration that isn’t a complete embarrassment? Anything? Can someone get a puppy they don’t shoot? That’d be a start.
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GutturalGrinch May 5, 2026 +2
Maybe he was just really deep undercover as a white collar alcoholic addicted to pills and took to much and made a complete mockery of his entire organization?? Who knows.
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Oregon-Pilot May 5, 2026 +2
You sure it wasn’t Dipshit Donald doing that in front of a bunch of cheerleaders?
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atworkthough May 5, 2026 +2
I don't think that's a crime anymore :/ you know considering.
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soingee May 5, 2026 +2
Did he lose it like the Kony 2012 guy?
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Lancifer1979 May 5, 2026 +2
I’m sure he passed the presidents loyalty test.
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