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Secret Service employee exposed himself to guests at DoubleTree near MIA, masturbated in front of them, detectives say - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

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Secret Service employee exposed himself and masturbated in front of guests at DoubleTree near MIA, detectives say - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale
WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale
Secret Service employee exposed himself and masturbated in front of guests at DoubleTree near MIA, detectives say - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale
WEST MIAMI-DADE, FLA. (WSVN) - An off-duty United States Secret Service employee was caught with his pants down committing a sickening act in front of<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/secret-service-employee-exposed-himself-and-masturbated-in-front-of-guests-at-doubletree-near-mia-detectives-say/">Read More</a>

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cardboardunderwear 6 days ago +2020
Dang.  Just going to Miami turns you into a Florida man I guess
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BeefPoet 6 days ago +410
It's the heat.
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Careful_Nothing_2680 6 days ago +326
It’s not the heat, It’s the humidity.
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InterestingTry5190 6 days ago +117
I lived in AZ and we did not get this level of crazy with the dry heat
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RincewindToTheRescue 6 days ago +43
The most the secret agents would do is take off their shirt and blow you a kiss
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puppycatisselfish 6 days ago +12
Sometimes in az agents put on roller skates and dance on busy street corners but never ‘this’
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reddit_reaper 6 days ago +16
IDK how you survive with that dry heat. I went to Vegas once and it felt like every bit it moisture in my skin was sucked out when I went outside and breathing was like breathing in fire lol I'm from Miami and I never appreciated humidity so much after that 😂
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piddlesthethug 6 days ago +21
You don’t go outside for anything other than to go swimming, or get into your air conditioned vehicle, to then park and go into another air conditioned building.
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k-laz 6 days ago +20
Also, don't go outside when the sun is out. That is why we don't have daylight savings in AZ - probably should turn the clocks the other way so it gets dark at 630 PM. Its like that prison planet on Chronicles of Riddik
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imatumahimatumah 5 days ago +8
Sounds like a great place to live! Let's keep building homes out there and run a big ass pipe from Lake Michigan all the way out there.
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Shoeprincess 5 days ago +3
Cremetoria is what I am going to call my sisters house in Gold Canyon from now on XD
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Mega_Pleb 6 days ago +11
Low humidity makes your sweat effective at cooling you. That is until the temperature hits around 115+. Add wind and you feel like you're inside an active air fryer.
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GumbyMane 6 days ago +5
Every time I see people mention dry heat vs humidity, I always remember that they’re talking about temps ~100f. 90-105 and dry heat is fine. I start losing my f****** mind above 113, and I’ve lived in the Phoenix metro area for 25 years.
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peejay5440 6 days ago +5
You may change your opinion if temperatures continue to rise. From the wiki wet bulb temperature page: "Given the body's vital requirement to maintain a core temperature of approximately 37 °C (99 °F), a sustained wet-bulb temperature exceeding 35 °C (95 °F) —equivalent to a heat index of 71 °C (160 °F)— is likely to be fatal even to fit and healthy people, semi-n*** in the shade and next to a fan; at this temperature human bodies switch from shedding heat to the environment, to gaining heat from it." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet-bulb_temperature#Wet-bulb_temperature_and_health
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adamsworstnightmare 6 days ago +30
My favorite quote about Florida weather is that the air isn't humid, it's wet.
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Stringy63 6 days ago +6
This sounds like the setup for a joke about OP's mom
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Warcraft_Fan 6 days ago +6
It's not the humidity, it's the stupidity
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Square-Squash5817 6 days ago +3
…ti many martonies…
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geriatric_spartanII 6 days ago +108
Born and raised Floridian here, the heat will mess you up.
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gord_m 6 days ago +61
Maybe you should put the flouride back in
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old_man_log4n 6 days ago +18
9 out of 10 dentists recommend this joke.
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GeddyVedder 6 days ago +34
Flouridea man?
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Mobile-Bar7732 6 days ago +13
Flori-duh man?
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MrBrazil1911 6 days ago +14
Flo-Rida, Man!
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FLTA 6 days ago +20
Many antivax people moved here during COVID and also oppose other basic things like water fluoridation so that will not be happening. One of the best things for left leaning Floridians to do is to make plans to leave the state within the next 4 years (r/FloridaExodus) so that when the next census happens Florida doesn’t gain further electoral power with our presence. With enough of us leaving Florida could even lose 1-2 seats on the next census which is 1-2 less seats the FL GOP has to play with when redistricting and 1-2 less electoral votes FL gets in the Electoral College.
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rimshot101 6 days ago +33
Nah, the entire State is a desecrated Indian burial ground and there's pretty much a blanket curse for anyone who enters.
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Stiklikegiant 6 days ago +16
You just mentioned the entire US.
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slumber_kitty 6 days ago +8
Or the meth
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patsfan038 6 days ago +8
> It's the heat. I thought it was the Dolphins or the Marlins
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robodrew 6 days ago +5
Phoenician here, I've yet to m********* in front of people at a DoubleTree Maybe that's why we call it a "dry heat"
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Libertechian 6 days ago +5
The hookworms don't help either
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Character_Bug_1862 6 days ago +5
That makes you beat
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elquecazahechado 6 days ago +47
He will now be named Head of the Secret Service.
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pdoherty972 6 days ago +5
BellEnd of the Secret Service
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MisterTruth 6 days ago +9
Only a Florida man would be willing to guard God Emperor Florida Man
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ActuallyAlexander 6 days ago +25
A lot of Florida man content is related to Florida’s laws on releasing arrest info so in that sense, yeah. What happens in Florida stays on the internet.
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Mostly_Armless42 6 days ago +8
Yep, it's the sunshine laws, as they are called.
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Elegant-Log2104 6 days ago +11
Florida man guesses this is correct even if it's not.
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DownhillUphill 6 days ago +3
Look who he works for. It was inevitable
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godzillabobber 6 days ago +3
Its the asset he works to protect.
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MCUAvenger1992 6 days ago +770
Not good at the secret part.
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eazye123 6 days ago +241
Service part still pending
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GinsuVictim 6 days ago +216
Self service
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ialwayschoosepsyduck 6 days ago +138
We can make jokes here in good fun, but I wanna be serious for a sec. How has journalism gotten to the point where they can editorialize a story like this but refuse to do the same when it comes to the war in Gaza, the Epstein Files, or anything that Trump does? In the article, they describe what he did as a "sickening act." I'm not here to downplay what he did, but I am extremely upset that journalists have the balls to use serious language against an individual but not against officials or actual atrocities taking place today.
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NeWMH 6 days ago +58
The people managing what goes out are friends of the billionaires.
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Stringy63 6 days ago +20
This is the answer. We live in an oligarchy
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Ntroepy 6 days ago +19
That’s actually an excellent point. However, when anyone in the press criticizes Gaza, they’re immediately targeted as anti-Semitic. And any criticism against Trump is dismissed as partisan and those reporters are banned from future press conferences. And not to mention most mainstream news outlets are owned by Trump supporters. As intended.
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Car-M1lla 6 days ago +8
This is a local outlet. Their standards are always a little looser.
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eazye123 6 days ago +8
State sponsored media. The public only hears what they want them to.
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Ambulating-meatbag 6 days ago +51
Secrete service
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Decent-Ganache7647 6 days ago +9
Hilarious and disgusting! 
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justaddcatalyst 6 days ago +146
What’s your secret service?
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MooPig48 6 days ago +20
Probably giving them some of that Secret Sauce
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Toadfinger 6 days ago +1055
> Hotel guests told investigators “they were downstairs in the hotel lobby, and the defendant followed them,” to the point where they had to retreat to their room for safety. > A woman staying at the hotel told deputies that she and others “immediately entered their room because she was in fear for their lives.” 😳 Trump's America gets more hideous by the day.
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frosty_lizard 6 days ago +321
Trump will give him a high five when he sees them, sexual offences are so cool to Trump
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Toadfinger 6 days ago +76
Next Attorney General probably.
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Scaryclouds 6 days ago +6
“Intimate, hands-on, experience with the criminal justice system.”
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ciopobbi 6 days ago +35
Cabinet appointment incoming
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Aeonskye 6 days ago +7
Its probably a requirement at this point
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Traherne 6 days ago +3
Medal of Freedom
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DoubtSubstantial5440 6 days ago +123
He pretty much emboldened every single deplorable in American society from the Nazis to the pedos
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binzersguy 6 days ago +49
I’m no Hillary fan, but she was spot on that these people are just the dregs of humanity
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OsmeOxys 6 days ago +24
She might be rather conservative even by Democrat standards (and compared to donald), but she's no fool. The entire world knows she was spot on with a "basket of deplorables", especially those who are in it.
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DrRussleJimmies 6 days ago +17
A true republican.
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Osiris32 6 days ago +18
Secret Service used to be something thst was respected.
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FlyingPeacock 6 days ago +18
Eh... They seem to have had a cultural/organizational issues for a while now. It just seems like it's more visible now. I also think the current failure of leadership won't hold them accountable in any meaningful way. https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/slideshows/prostitutes-grenades-and-drunk-driving-20-years-of-secret-service-scandals https://time.com/3449641/secret-service-scandal/
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UnquestionabIe 6 days ago +13
Yeah was going to say there have been quite a few reports about how shitty they are going back decades. The idea of them being some shining example of the best of the best is mostly rooted in movies and TV shows.
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Punkinpry427 6 days ago +18
Qualified to be a SCOTUS justice now
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majorjoe23 6 days ago +14
They're not sending us their best people.
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sowhat4 5 days ago +3
Anybody else just shrug and think, "Yeah, that tracks for this administration." I'm not in any way shocked or surprised. He also will probably not be punished for his, um, demonstration.
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zorionek0 6 days ago +110
Sigh, time to recommend (again) **Zero Fail: The Rise and Fall of the Secret Service** by Carol Leonnig
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No-Shopping-4434 6 days ago +32
With how bad the FBI and Secret Service have gotten it’s honestly a little surprising nobody’s Gaddafi’d Donny yet
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IsabellaGalavant 5 days ago +6
I was wondering like WHY they're so good at their jobs if his approval rating is so low. Like you'd think some of them would be slacking a little, like, eh if he goes he goes. Now I know, they like him. 😞
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AllcoholicsUnanimous 6 days ago +19
7 Month long coalition air campaign against America and funding various militias and starting a “Christian Spring” using Facebook to coordinate an uprising that eventually causes the collapse of America and then capture of D? Sounds far fetched.
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No-Shopping-4434 6 days ago +25
I meant more the stab him in the butt with something sharp bit
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twec21 5 days ago +3
I'm more surprised Don hasn't Gaddafi'd the secret service (Google Gaddafi Amazonian Guard for the reference)
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Trashy_Cappy 6 days ago +55
my understanding is that president (or ex president) can choose who to keep on their detail or not. I wouldn't be surprised if the future investigations show that he slowly swapped out his security for ones that were loyal and all chudded-up for him, so this is what we get.
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UnquestionabIe 6 days ago +21
He already had a batch of them turn traitor for him as seen during January 6th so I presume he got the old team back together to help him enact future crimes against the American people.
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Magdovus 6 days ago +150
If he leaves USSS, he's perfect for ICE
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Nevarian 6 days ago +61
Wouldn't be surprised to learn he started in ICE.
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halzen 6 days ago +22
Most ICE dorks can’t get the TS clearance required for special agents.
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Niceromancer 6 days ago +25
As if security clearance has ever stopped anyone on this admin.
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W0gg0 6 days ago +60
This tracks for the current administration.
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_secanalyst 6 days ago +12
he was looking for a promotion and being a degenerate is a key metric.
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CordiallySuckMyBalls 6 days ago +3
Yea I’m genuinely not surprised which is really f****** depressing.
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WalterPecky 6 days ago +47
Isn't funny how the article says "secret service employee" and not "secret service agent". Trying to minimize scrutiny by pretending he was a low level employee rather than a certified agent.
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you_cant_prove_that 6 days ago +11
> part of a security perimeter screening detail The article doesn't give much detail about his actual job. Was he a "certified agent"?
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RunningPirate 6 days ago +10
See, now I’m thinking it’s “Tommy, the Secret Service caterer” or something like that.
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PSteak 5 days ago +8
Maybe he wasn't an agent? Or did I miss something?
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OddGold348 6 days ago +25
Just a cop on the beat.
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zorionek0 6 days ago +30
Not the Doubletree! Keep that shit at the Holiday Inn where it belongs!
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Pre3Chorded 6 days ago +61
The guy looks so much like Don Jr that I suspect there's a Robert Baratheon situation here.
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time_drifter 6 days ago +10
Louis C.K. is part of the USSS?
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airship_of_arbitrary 6 days ago +12
The ol' Louis CK special.
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Nuclear-Jester 6 days ago +27
I mean, look at what his principal is/was up to. Bein a sex pest is a good way to improve one's career in this administration
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VirginiaLuthier 6 days ago +14
The guy likely has no clue what being a convicted sex offender is going to do to his life
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hughk 6 days ago +48
He could run for President?
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Forsaken_Ant7459 6 days ago +7
He will be the new MAGA idol and grift off of them.
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inosinateVR 6 days ago +6
Yeah I don’t want to sound like I’m being sympathetic to the guy, but holy shit his post nut clarity
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J3nnd0ll 6 days ago +6
But Trump only hires the best and brightest… 😂🤣
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KindToSpiteTheCruel 6 days ago +25
America needs to put way more funding into mental health and education.
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Lachigan 6 days ago +9
That might cut into the bombing brown people funding though
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VerdantPathfinder 6 days ago +4
If we didn't continuously and maximally exploit everyone who isn't filthy rich, we wouldn't have this many issues in the first place.
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ExtensionParsley4205 6 days ago +5
Why does his mugshot look like his O-face?
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Croal7 6 days ago +5
Only the best and brightest for bozo
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tcwillis79 6 days ago +5
The shooter is still at large
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TabulaRasaNot 6 days ago +6
A secret service agent named Spillman masturbating in public. Can't make this stuff up.
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iSavedtheGalaxy 6 days ago +5
They boasted about dropping DEI and this is the quality we were left with.
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pokederp56 5 days ago +6
Only the best and brightest from this administration. 
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RPDRNick 6 days ago +17
I knew a guy, Codename: Nikki, I guess you could say he was a sex fiend. I met him in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.
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Ordinary-Leading7405 6 days ago +15
Agent Spillman not so secret
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rafinsf 6 days ago +7
Clocked the name as well.
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WendyWilliamsFart 6 days ago +3
Living up to his surname
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MakinBaconWithMacon 6 days ago +22
No wonder so many people with malicious intent are able to get near Trump.
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vsaint 6 days ago +9
Sounds more like the CK service
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chele68 6 days ago +6
Howwwww does this timeline keep getting stupider and stupider?!?
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MadManBarryMuntz 6 days ago +7
So on-brand for this Administration
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Historical-Tough6455 6 days ago +4
Republicans and sex pests, name a more iconic pairing
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Brennan_Schwartz 5 days ago +4
That mugshot does appear to be the kind of individual who would m********* in front of people. 
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Ardo505 6 days ago +13
All in all pretty on brand for this administration.
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WriterShoddy7599 6 days ago +9
The Trump administration is now considering his promotion.
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Beelzebabbly 6 days ago +7
He's gunning for Kash Patel's job it seems
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nick_soccer10 6 days ago +5
He will be our next head of national security…. Obviously
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prontish 6 days ago +2
Secretly servicing himself
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choppydaddy 6 days ago +4
When you're Louis CK they just let you do it.
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itsFromTheSimpsons 6 days ago +4
he became the very thing he was sworn to destroy: an active shooter
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farang 6 days ago +5
Well. That sounds unprofessional.
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Samwellikki 6 days ago +4
Oh, so that’s why the secret service hasn’t put an end to tyranny… he filled it with like-minded deviants
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Tall_Hat_4246 6 days ago +3
Well f***, now Trump is going to promote him. Trump likes this type of scumbag. If he did this in front of children, Trump would nominate him for a cabinet position.
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Rogerdodgerbilly 5 days ago +4
Thats not the secret service I was looking for
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God_Bless_A_Merkin 5 days ago +4
Color me surprised. I’ve heard nothing but scandal and incompetence out of the Secret Service for well over a decade.
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AHidden1 5 days ago +4
The people that donald surrounds himself with are exactly his kind of people. Birds or a feather flock together.
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Loreebyrd 5 days ago +5
Only the best employees around him.
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twec21 5 days ago +3
And how long before we find out he's a J6er?
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Hacym 6 days ago +10
Why is he licking his lips in his mugshot? I bet he’s still yerking it. 
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Exciting_Farmer6395 6 days ago +11
The first rule of the secret service is that you can't service it in public.
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Admirable-Sink-2622 6 days ago +6
Only the very best people in this administration 🙄
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fafnir01 6 days ago +8
This administration only employs the best Americans
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NoneOfTheAbove2024 6 days ago +3
Another GED hire for the government. Apparently they can opt out of the psych eval.
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AcanthisittaNo6653 6 days ago +3
He must have thought he was at Mara-lago.
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ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 6 days ago +3
Sounds right on brand.
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ItwasGenXprobably 6 days ago +3
To the Forlidians taking the blame: the guy is from Marble Falls, TX. It's pretty close to where Im from.. and it's country AF out there. 100% Texasman..🤦Those guests are lucky there wasn't any livestock nearby.
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lincon127 6 days ago +3
Spillman is such a suitable surname for this
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soda_cookie 6 days ago +3
Why do people do this? As a guy, I'd never think about doing that in public in front of a stranger.
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PhoenixTineldyer 6 days ago +4
It's about inflicting themselves upon you. Basically same as r***, but the lowest degree of it.
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Salt-Initiative-8159 6 days ago +2
I am willing to bet he gets promoted to Secretary of State by Trump before the end of the month.
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allsystemsslow 6 days ago +3
No one in trump’s orbit is innocent, and most (all?) are sex criminals.
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itsnotlefty 6 days ago +3
Bragged he got off the first shotp
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man_frmthe_wild 6 days ago +3
Welp another one for Trump to pardon.
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Wet_Side_Down 6 days ago +3
Sounds like he’s auditioning for a Trump cabinet appointment
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IThinkIKnowThings 6 days ago +3
Had this happened in any other state we'd never have heard about it. Thank you, Florida, for the font of endless news and entertainment that is your public arrest record laws.
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JPLoseman 6 days ago +3
Trump will blame Biden somehow.
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Enshakushanna 6 days ago +3
if he was in the service before trumps second term, its bidens fault if he was in the service after, a minor lapse in judgement and we shouldnt define him from such a small act...think of all the great things he did all throughout his life!
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acidsplashedface 6 days ago +3
I didn’t know the president got to handpick security detail
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Glum-Breadfruit-6421 6 days ago +3
Only the best, as usual
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Successful_Ad9160 6 days ago +3
Not-so-secret-self-service.
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xesttub 6 days ago +3
Are you not allowed to do that? Is that frowned upon ?
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NUMBerONEisFIRST 5 days ago +3
When you make your security think they are untouchable...
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Xollector 5 days ago +3
Showing you his code number.
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pcb4u2 5 days ago +3
So a promotion to Trump's detail?
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Kendall_Raine 5 days ago +3
Aren't we glad the trump admin got rid of DEI and hired this highly qualified white man instead?
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fireonavan 4 days ago +3
Another jan-6 patriot?
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Antique_Chemistry_92 4 days ago +3
Hmm…not a transgender immigrant drag queen
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CliffBiffington 6 days ago +4
So he’ll get a promotion I presume?
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jujuflytrap 6 days ago +10
He pulled an old Louie CK (among other things)
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clashrendar 6 days ago +4
*Annnnnd...* Trump has made him head of the Secret Service.
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chefkoch_ 6 days ago +2
Quick, give that man a promotion.
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USMNT_superfan 6 days ago +2
A not so secret service
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DiabloPixel 6 days ago +2
Secret Service Spillman looking to spill his seed everywhere, I guess.
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mercymercy_me 6 days ago +2
Suppose to service secretly.........
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pronouncedayayron 6 days ago +2
He's just trying to get promoted.
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EuphoricMidnight3304 6 days ago +2
People usually need some meth or alcohol to get to this level of inhibition
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coffee_ape 6 days ago +2
He was fluffing his Garfield
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critically-confused- 6 days ago +2
I suspect this dude was high as f***
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ummaboutthat_ 6 days ago +2
He only picks the best people tho
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ThePensiveE 6 days ago +2
Imagine the standards now that being willing to actively engage in criminal activity is a requirement.
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frank1934 6 days ago +2
I wonder if he spilled any semen if front of the guests? According to the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office, 33-year-old John Spillman “committed the offense of indecent exposure” during his assignment in South Florida over the weekend.
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tablecontrol 6 days ago +2
what is the SS doing at a Doubletree?
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plpluto 6 days ago +2
now qualified for presidency
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Apart-Steak-7183 6 days ago +2
Should have done it in front of trump.... he be famous
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bacon-squared 6 days ago +2
Trump hires only the best.
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steathrazor 6 days ago +2
That service was not very secret
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Niceromancer 6 days ago +2
Secret service...like protects the president secret service? That job is supposed to have some of the most rigorous vetting in the world? How the f*** did this weirdo slip by?
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Mother_Airline_6276 6 days ago +2
Go through all of that screening. All of the rigamarole. Just to chase some people around whilst baitin’. I’m not surprised. Just another symptom of the Trump disease. At least this one has been apprehended. Now we wait for the future miscarriage of justice the government will commit. Side note: I know lots of folks from Marble Falls. This guy is about par for that town’s course.
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Tdb713 6 days ago +2
This is my rifle, this is my gun. I guess he just got confused.
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Tdb713 6 days ago +2
Other than having agents jerking off in hotel hallways, the USSS has had a pretty good year. Let’s say they’re playing .500 ball (as it were).
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presidentofjackshit 6 days ago +2
I'm starting to think the Secret Service are kind of not as cool or competent as we thought they were.
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steppe5 6 days ago +2
This is what happens when you hire Secret Service agents from Epstein Island.
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AccountNumeroThree 6 days ago +1
Guess he doesn't have many secrets.
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CannoliConnection 6 days ago +1
Hand picked by the prez himself
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efficiens 6 days ago +2
I do like to see this level of government transparency.
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Rb1138 6 days ago +2
Can anything positive happen under this administration that isn’t a complete embarrassment? Anything? Can someone get a puppy they don’t shoot? That’d be a start.
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GutturalGrinch 6 days ago +2
Maybe he was just really deep undercover as a white collar alcoholic addicted to pills and took to much and made a complete mockery of his entire organization?? Who knows.
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Oregon-Pilot 6 days ago +2
You sure it wasn’t Dipshit Donald doing that in front of a bunch of cheerleaders?
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atworkthough 6 days ago +2
I don't think that's a crime anymore :/ you know considering.
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soingee 6 days ago +2
Did he lose it like the Kony 2012 guy?
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Lancifer1979 6 days ago +2
I’m sure he passed the presidents loyalty test.
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