[selling] survival shovel, a need even if you don’t need it!

A survival s**** – for the person who has everything but needs just one more thing! It contains a FULL 7 items! A knife – everyone needs a knife now and then! A fire steel – who doesn’t like warmth and sausages?! A stainless steel s**** – for burying the ex… or whatever! A pickaxe – when the ground is a bit tough during the gold hunt. A “saw” – because of course you need a tripod to hang the kettle on! An “axe” – keep hacking away, but I’m afraid you won’t get very far, unfortunately. And a glass breaker – when the wife is driving and suggests a detour to some yarn museum and you need to evacuate the car in a hurry! Go for it – above you have crystal-clear reasoning for why you need a s****! 35 bucks delivered right to your doorstep, all sorted! P.S. If you have a genuine riksdaler coin, I can trade you two spades for one!