Shannon Elizabeth Joins O******* to Show Off 'a More S*** Side': 'This Is the Future' (Exclusive)

"Even at home I'm always covered up,” she explained." So she's a never-n***?

Wow so I guess she’s a a M*** now, I wonder if there’s a market for that 🧐 #s/

This article reads like a sponsored post lol.

She joined because she is still referred to as "the American Pie" actress 20+ years later.

The Denise Richards school of making money.

no, she joined to make a couple million dollars. nttawwt

She already showed off her s*** side when she was actually famous.

“I’m choosing O*******” reminds me of when all those sportswriters did their, “why I’m joining the Athletic” pieces.

I think I just filled the cup.

Hopefully this will empower more actresses to follow in her brave footsteps

Cassie in Euphoria inspiring her, huh?

So booboo kittyfuck is going to get her kitty fucked?

She showed that side in American Pie though

Boo-boo Kitty f***!

I don't know why people just don't want to be honest and say I'm having trouble finding work in mainstream acting so I have to do this side hustle to make money.

I'm not knocking anyone who does O******* for money. Good for her, I hope she secures a gigantic bag.

We've seen Jack Frost and American Pie.

Didn't she publicly say she regretted her Playboy shoot?

Welp… if you’ll excuse me I got things to do today

Damn, she is still beautiful and probably feels bad that she got left out of the new Scary Movie 6, so she needs to put herself out there to remind people who she is.

Are you serious why has this world come to 😑

Well as long as she doesn’t have her son manage it for her IYKYK

She won't be doing nudity

Just say you need money and your agent can't get you work

I'd buy that for a doller

She’s auditioning to be the new Stifler’s mom

So basically she’s back but online? I actually love her lol but she’s always been s***. I don’t get what she means by show her s*** side?

This is marketing from O******* to try and show they are more than just p***. There have been ads for O******* TV cooking show or something, they did stuff with the UFC where fighters started OF accounts.

God bless only fans...

I don’t blame her. She’s a celebrity and has a fan base already that will subscribe to her only fans and she does not have to be too racy and they will still support her.

This saddens me slightly 

Somebody’s broke.

The famously unsexy Shannon Elizabeth

Makes sense in a way. We live in a world where there’s no longer a mainstream adult publication like Playboy. Why not have the “BoNeR JaMz 2000” girls of yesteryear be the Hugh Hefner’s of the todays E-girls? Instead of places like MrSkin profiting off their naked bodies. You know they probably saw the real seedy 2000’s Weinstein era Hollywood, so they know JUST how vile it can be behind the scenes. Who better to preemptively warn aspiring “Influencers” about what to look out for than people who actually lived it? Sort of like drawing a line on the internet to differentiate between what I guess would now be “R-Rated/Softcore” content and the real “X-Rated” stuff. “Old Hollywood Girls” who had to deal with “That” sexism can handle the Softcore side and then you have the smart, business minded p*** girls like Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze handle the more h******* side since they managed to build their own little empire in the business like the Amouranth’s of today.

Time is a flat circle

Say you need money without saying you need money.

We have to wait a whole day before we can sign up!

in other words, “I like money.”

No need to drop a press release for why you are joining OF, we get it.

I think she will easily clear a million bucks in one year's time.

The amount of times I’ve used that pie scene for the past 20 years, she can do whatever she wants to get paid 

"I'm on O******* and I don't like to be naked" this is not the promo I need to join

Looks great at 52.

Oh so she’s broke. Got it.

Does this mean she's not getting naked?

Serious question - are people not posting the celebrity O******* pics online? In other words, I would have assumed they’re easy to find once at least a few people get them. I can’t fathom why too many people would actually spend money on this shit

Sounds like shes desperate for money

As opposed to her famous acting habilities

Brb, grabbing some pie.

Absolutely not doing it for money, that's for sure......

I guess her p**** career is a bust.