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Waste-Contest6710 Apr 15, 2026 +420

"Even at home I'm always covered up,” she explained." So she's a never-n***?

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JoinedForTheBoobs Apr 15, 2026 +229

There are dozens of us!

229

dozens_of_us Apr 16, 2026 +105

Dozens!

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Miserable_Site_850 Apr 16, 2026 +42

I just blue myself

42

mountaindoom Apr 16, 2026 +13

There's gotta be a better way of saying that.

13

Aidrox Apr 16, 2026 +13

I’ll never understand? That you can never be n***? I’ll understand more than you’ll… never know.

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Financial_Ad_60 Apr 16, 2026 +6

Needless to say but I have a little bit of a mess on my hands.

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flagstaffgolfer Apr 16, 2026 +45

That is not consistent with my recollection of her film career.

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MrAshleyMadison Apr 16, 2026 +19

Or the playboy centerfold I had as a teen boy

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Ok-Brick6831 Apr 16, 2026 +4

I don't think she made her movies at home. Seems that she is inclined to wear more clothes at home than when she has left home. Weird.

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Xerathedark Apr 16, 2026 +3

‘Cries in jorts’

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BigD3nergy Apr 16, 2026 +3

She’s Funke 🤭

3

kraftdinnerwithsalsa Apr 15, 2026 +582

Wow so I guess she’s a a M*** now, I wonder if there’s a market for that 🧐 #s/

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FastStill7962 Apr 15, 2026 +151

The bold s/ took me out 🤣🤣

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Green_Burn Apr 16, 2026 +10

Maybe it would help at least 5% of those reading the comments notice it

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goodb1b13 Apr 16, 2026 +3

I guess you should've been bolder.. :-D

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LastTorgoInParis Apr 16, 2026 +30

Heck yeah, M*** o clock. We going full circle here

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PlainJaneGum Apr 16, 2026 +2

F*** the S

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ProdigalSheep Apr 16, 2026 +12

The / goes first. It’s “/s”

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livinginfutureworld Apr 16, 2026 +14

Not it it's showing an s with an erection.....

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rhino369 Apr 16, 2026 +4

52? That’s GILF in p***.

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altiuscitiusfortius Apr 16, 2026 +11

In p*** you are a teen from 18 to 27. Then a m*** from 28 to 35. Then a gilf from 36+

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Right_Hour Apr 16, 2026 +5

F*** you from a 46yo. I’m barely in the DILF category.

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altiuscitiusfortius Apr 16, 2026 +6

That's just woman in p***, men are different. Men are teens until all their hair is gray. Then they are step-dads.

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be-ay-be-why Apr 15, 2026 +126

This article reads like a sponsored post lol.

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rhinosaur- Apr 15, 2026 +39

I’m sure it is

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citznfish Apr 15, 2026 +268

She joined because she is still referred to as "the American Pie" actress 20+ years later.

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dudeitsmeee Apr 16, 2026 +54

“You’re the one in the movie who showed the ta-ta’s right?”

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westphall Apr 16, 2026 +31

Better than being known as the Piefucker.

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noobprodigy Apr 16, 2026 +13

In prison he'll be the pie.

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brownmouthwash Apr 16, 2026 +7

Well, get em out again please

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altiuscitiusfortius Apr 16, 2026 +87

She actually retired from acting after American pie and took all her money to Africa to run a wildlife refuge I assume she's on o******* now because she's run out of money and her rhinos are hungry https://shannonelizabeth.org/

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BrownBoognish Apr 16, 2026 +15

if she retired from acting after american pie than why was she in jay and silent bob strike back?

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altiuscitiusfortius Apr 16, 2026 +4

She did a few small roles for fun with friends. I guess the better very to phrase it is "a actors main job is trying to get hired for another role. They spend 99% of their free time and energy on this. They act for free. She retired from attending events every night and flirting with producers (who expected more than flirting) so that they would hire her"

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PennyStockHardaway Apr 16, 2026 +27

She played in That 70's Show a few years after this though?

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TenHaggendazs Apr 16, 2026 +20

And unless I’m confusing her for another actress, wasn’t she in Scary Movie too?

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MinorThreat4182 Apr 16, 2026 +17

And 13 ghosts.

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StevenLovely Apr 16, 2026 +8

And jay and silly Bob

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silentohm Apr 16, 2026 +5

and Tom Cats

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Eccohawk Apr 16, 2026 +6

so, "retired" in the same way that Congressmen stop trading stocks once they're in office.

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WhoStoleMyJacket Apr 16, 2026 +3

Boo Boo Kitty F***!

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psyduck-4eva Apr 16, 2026 +3

Don’t forget Jack Frost, no not the Michael Keaton one …

3

HarrierJint Apr 16, 2026 +4

How much does a rhino set you back these days?

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altiuscitiusfortius Apr 16, 2026 +3

Rhinos are free, it's the monthly subscription costs that get you

3

TaxZestyclose5166 Apr 16, 2026 +2

So is my only fans subscription tax deductible?

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MissingUAwesome Apr 16, 2026 +9

Hey she was in Scary Movie too

9

Mistrblank Apr 16, 2026 +9

20? it's coming up on 30.

9

lordofsurf Apr 15, 2026 +59

The Denise Richards school of making money.

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leviathan65 Apr 16, 2026 +13

She's on o*******?!

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MinorThreat4182 Apr 16, 2026 +18

Yeah with her daughter. It’s f****** weird. Just the idea of it

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B00marangTrotter Apr 16, 2026 +7

No way I stood next to them at a wedding in 2007. The daughter was like 6. I need a nap, enough internet for today.

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fksdiyesckagiokcool Apr 16, 2026 +12

Well don’t just stand there, link us!

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i_kick_hippies Apr 15, 2026 +461

no, she joined to make a couple million dollars. nttawwt

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Solid_Snark Apr 15, 2026 +104

She probably saw Diora Baird’s earnings.

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siyep_ba-o Apr 15, 2026 +47

that is a name I have not heard in a while.

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fuck-nazi Apr 15, 2026 +16

A long time..

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vollmas Apr 15, 2026 +15

I think my Uncle knows her. He said she was dead.

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Funmachine Apr 15, 2026 +9

These people aren't making as much money as you think.

9

LipstickCoverMagnet Apr 15, 2026 +12

Is it just a few at the top making a ton or is there some conspiracy about only fans models consistently lying about income

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Heronymous-Anonymous Apr 16, 2026 +4

Until someone leaks OF’s financials we probably won’t ever really know.

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MrPogoUK Apr 16, 2026 +6

I’m pretty sure it’s like any “entertainment” industry where there’s basically a pyramid; a very small number at the very top making millions, maybe the next 10% making a decent living, then it scales down from “good side-hustle that at least covers my rent” right to the bottom level, containing the most people, of “I’ve got a free profile full of non-n**** with unlockable topless shots for $50 each which no one has bought. One guy offered $5 to see me *insert some extreme, degrading f****** and I said No, so haven’t made a single cent yet”.

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roiki11 Apr 16, 2026 +2

It's not really conspiracy. O******* doesn't advertise you, you need to do it yourself. Whats a better way to advertise yourself than to generate a clickbait headline and hope it goes viral. It's why you hear about o******* model/creator doing x or making x amount with little work. There's no such thing as bad publicity.

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V2Blast Apr 16, 2026 +7

I googled it, and her OF bio describes it as her "unscripted" side. That bio is also clearly AI-generated, which seems ironic.

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Slow_Preparation6491 Apr 16, 2026 +3

Her o******* page says subscription is free so not to sure about that

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LonleyBoy Apr 16, 2026 +2

That is only to get people in. 85% of the posts will require money to see.

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ultimateaquateen Apr 15, 2026 +397

She already showed off her s*** side when she was actually famous.

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ThimbleLife Apr 15, 2026 +232

Yeah but maybe now she'll Morse code your name by twitching her bare a****** at the camera, for the right price

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Reverend_Thanos Apr 15, 2026 +112

Wildly specific f*****, but I’m not here to judge out loud.

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captainn_chunk Apr 15, 2026 +21

I can tag the right subs for you if you’d like

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Awful_At_Math Apr 16, 2026 +5

Lies. Those subs aren't real, nothing you can do will convince me otherwise.

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FrontTown454 Apr 16, 2026 +4

Right? Post a list so we can prove you wrong! Please? Please post the list?

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ThimbleLife Apr 15, 2026 +15

I appreciate you

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FryerFace Apr 15, 2026 +14

As long as no one is being exploited or endangered, my motto is to never yuck someone's yum. (Except feet stuff, like what the hell man?)

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dudeitsmeee Apr 16, 2026 +7

There’s a market for tough actin’ tenactin!

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sketchampm Apr 16, 2026 +6

“I don’t think it’s that weird to be into feet” - Matt Murdock, last night’s episode of Daredevil

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exophrine Apr 16, 2026 +8

I don't understand either, but I've learned the wisdom of not asking questions I don't want to know the answers to

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Thedudeabidesall Apr 16, 2026 +8

As you literally yuck on a lot of peoples yum lol. Foot stuff is like the tamest f***** out there get out of your vanilla shell and just enjoy life

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thiefofalways1313 Apr 16, 2026 +2

You yucked my yum!

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Mediocre-Proposal686 Apr 16, 2026 +2

Foot f***** is SOOOOO common though.

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ferndave Apr 15, 2026 +10

Bartholomew is going to get his money's worth.

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PAguy213 Apr 15, 2026 +3

I’d almost pay for that just for the spectacle of it.

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Comfortable_Care2715 Apr 15, 2026 +3

I’d watch that

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Left_Maize816 Apr 15, 2026 +2

Remember to drink your ovaltine?

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hwazir Apr 16, 2026 +2

Wtf hahahahaha I snorted my coffee at that. Sir you and I need to be friends

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ThunderDungeon02 Apr 16, 2026 +2

Be...sure...to....drink....your...ovaltine. Oh goddamnit

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VinylmationDude Apr 16, 2026 +2

AYYYOOOO

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mutzilla Apr 15, 2026 +12

She is still gorgeous though, so why not?

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RottenPingu1 Apr 15, 2026 +7

I had to google who she was. Admittedly I live in a cave but....

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xxtoejamfootballxx Apr 15, 2026 +43

She’s BooBoo Kitty F***, come on man

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molonlabe1811 Apr 15, 2026 +21

I am the C*** Commander.

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Cool_Jelly_9402 Apr 15, 2026 +24

Big claim to fame was American Pie

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Current-Historian-34 Apr 15, 2026 +7

At one point she was l living in the Congo or some such for near a decade at one point doing humanitarian work. Frankly lead with the “cave” stuff

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Self_Owned_Tree Apr 15, 2026 +35

“I’m choosing O*******” reminds me of when all those sportswriters did their, “why I’m joining the Athletic” pieces.

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Earthpig_Johnson Apr 15, 2026 +129

I think I just filled the cup.

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JuggernautEither9986 Apr 15, 2026 +47

Snoogins

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B00marangTrotter Apr 16, 2026 +2

Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand!

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Mr_Deph Apr 15, 2026 +39

Boo boo kitty f***??

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Jigsaw8200 Apr 15, 2026 +17

Does that come with free refills?

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DTBROX18 Apr 15, 2026 +11

You get free refills with that?

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Legate_Raiden Apr 15, 2026 +183

Hopefully this will empower more actresses to follow in her brave footsteps

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Iginlas_4head_Crease Apr 15, 2026 +54

Wait, she's showing feet?

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SuddenAudience8758 Apr 15, 2026 +20

Feet do buy Mercedes

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LastTorgoInParis Apr 16, 2026 +6

Geezuz!! Some days I'm happy I ain't ded yet

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idontevensaygrace Apr 16, 2026 +12

Cassie in Euphoria inspiring her, huh?

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Dalek_Chaos Apr 16, 2026 +14

So booboo kittyfuck is going to get her kitty fucked?

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Bulky_Annual_4554 Apr 16, 2026 +4

I doubt it, probably gonna quote on quote "scam" like the super famous OF models. Sophie rain is a good example

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JamesEdward34 Apr 16, 2026 +2

She actually gets naked though. Sophie's leaks are all over the Internet. Which is more perplexing as to why people pay.

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TheRealGoatse Apr 15, 2026 +9

She showed that side in American Pie though

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namdekan Apr 16, 2026 +4

The side we all want to see from American Pie is Jason Biggs f****** pies. All kinds of pies

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Nosedive888 Apr 16, 2026 +2

Even more so in Playboy

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RipCity77 Apr 15, 2026 +7

Boo-boo Kitty f***!

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poopatrip Apr 16, 2026 +8

Yo baby! You ever had your a****** licked by a fat man in an overcoat??

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notthatgeorge Apr 15, 2026 +29

I don't know why people just don't want to be honest and say I'm having trouble finding work in mainstream acting so I have to do this side hustle to make money.

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GoodtimeZappa Apr 15, 2026 +26

Because it may be embarrassing to them. She was one of the most popular, good looking woman on planet earth for 2 years or so. On every magazine cover, which back then meant you were destined for dreams and much money. It's not embarrassing to you, because you never experienced that level of fame/money. A lot of guys (millions) between 13 and 35 were thinking about her naked around the world. Gross, but true. I can only assume it's jarring to come back down from that situation.

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chief_yETI Apr 16, 2026 +2

honesty gets you nowhere

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RaisinWorried3528 Apr 15, 2026 +45

I'm not knocking anyone who does O******* for money. Good for her, I hope she secures a gigantic bag.

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Ok-Walk-8040 Apr 15, 2026 +20

We've seen Jack Frost and American Pie.

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Dorkinfo Apr 15, 2026 +25

I have proudly not seen Jack Frost.

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CrittyJJones Apr 15, 2026 +14

Not the Michael Keaton one, the B- Movie horror. It's worth watching.

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GoodtimeZappa Apr 15, 2026 +8

It is pretty funny.

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NobodyLikedThat1 Apr 15, 2026 +5

wait, she's in Jack Frost? And topless?

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Ok-Walk-8040 Apr 15, 2026 +40

Not the Michael Keaton one. The Shannon Elizabeth one where she plays a supporting role but dies in a bathtub raped by a Possessed Snowman doing a terrible Jack Nicholson impression.

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Significant-Cake-312 Apr 15, 2026 +22

Fun fact. The writer of that Jack Frost wrote Identity.

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Self_Owned_Tree Apr 15, 2026 +13

“Whores don’t get a second chance.”

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Fuckoakwood Apr 15, 2026 +4

I just watched that! Incredible honestly

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Self_Owned_Tree Apr 16, 2026 +2

I haven’t seen it since it was in the theaters. So it’s pretty good?

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Asluckwouldnthaveit Apr 15, 2026 +8

You forget that the carrot is no longer on the snowman face in that scene....

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The_Pelican1245 Apr 16, 2026 +4

Boy, that is a hell of a sentence.

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Funmachine Apr 15, 2026 +11

Didn't she publicly say she regretted her Playboy shoot?

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quangtran Apr 15, 2026 +23

I highly doubt she's going to pose n*** this time. Pretty much all celebrity OF accounts shows the same amount of skin as Insta. It's the publicity from these posts that makes money, not the content itself.

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Ok-Coconut-5965 Apr 15, 2026 +5

Regretted not getting paid more.

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KrypticJin Apr 15, 2026 +5

Welp… if you’ll excuse me I got things to do today

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Ice_Cream_Killer Apr 15, 2026 +13

Damn, she is still beautiful and probably feels bad that she got left out of the new Scary Movie 6, so she needs to put herself out there to remind people who she is.

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Particular-Way-3805 Apr 16, 2026 +4

Are you serious why has this world come to 😑

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DimesyEvans92 Apr 16, 2026 +4

Well as long as she doesn’t have her son manage it for her IYKYK

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CharacterGlobal8645 Apr 16, 2026 +4

She won't be doing nudity

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Justtojoke Apr 16, 2026 +4

Just say you need money and your agent can't get you work

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BrandonSwabB Apr 16, 2026 +4

I'd buy that for a doller

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Odd-Recognition4168 Apr 15, 2026 +3

She’s auditioning to be the new Stifler’s mom

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iamnotdownwithopp Apr 16, 2026 +3

You know what? That could work.

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godiegoben Apr 16, 2026 +3

So basically she’s back but online? I actually love her lol but she’s always been s***. I don’t get what she means by show her s*** side?

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Draxtonsmitz Apr 16, 2026 +3

This is marketing from O******* to try and show they are more than just p***. There have been ads for O******* TV cooking show or something, they did stuff with the UFC where fighters started OF accounts.

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PackageOk4947 Apr 16, 2026 +3

God bless only fans...

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Comprehensive_Tank53 Apr 16, 2026 +3

I don’t blame her. She’s a celebrity and has a fan base already that will subscribe to her only fans and she does not have to be too racy and they will still support her.

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Redlion444 Apr 16, 2026 +3

This saddens me slightly

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Barryhood2683 Apr 16, 2026 +3

Somebody’s broke.

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TheMightyHucks Apr 16, 2026 +3

The famously unsexy Shannon Elizabeth

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suff0cat Apr 16, 2026 +3

Makes sense in a way. We live in a world where there’s no longer a mainstream adult publication like Playboy. Why not have the “BoNeR JaMz 2000” girls of yesteryear be the Hugh Hefner’s of the todays E-girls? Instead of places like MrSkin profiting off their naked bodies. You know they probably saw the real seedy 2000’s Weinstein era Hollywood, so they know JUST how vile it can be behind the scenes. Who better to preemptively warn aspiring “Influencers” about what to look out for than people who actually lived it? Sort of like drawing a line on the internet to differentiate between what I guess would now be “R-Rated/Softcore” content and the real “X-Rated” stuff. “Old Hollywood Girls” who had to deal with “That” sexism can handle the Softcore side and then you have the smart, business minded p*** girls like Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze handle the more h******* side since they managed to build their own little empire in the business like the Amouranth’s of today.

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LineImpossible3958 Apr 15, 2026 +5

Time is a flat circle

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HatedAntagonist Apr 15, 2026 +4

Say you need money without saying you need money.

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rhunter99 Apr 15, 2026 +2

We have to wait a whole day before we can sign up!

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Icy-Whale-2253 Apr 15, 2026 +2

in other words, “I like money.”

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mwerichards Apr 15, 2026 +2

No need to drop a press release for why you are joining OF, we get it.

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kapnkool Apr 16, 2026 +2

I think she will easily clear a million bucks in one year's time.

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One_Talk_3410 Apr 16, 2026 +2

The amount of times I’ve used that pie scene for the past 20 years, she can do whatever she wants to get paid

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Scared-Craft505 Apr 16, 2026 +2

"I'm on O******* and I don't like to be naked" this is not the promo I need to join

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Such-Examination-293 Apr 16, 2026 +2

Looks great at 52.

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jessinboston Apr 16, 2026 +3

Oh so she’s broke. Got it.

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Such-Examination-293 Apr 16, 2026 +4

Does this mean she's not getting naked?

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Illustrious-Egg5565 Apr 15, 2026 +3

Serious question - are people not posting the celebrity O******* pics online? In other words, I would have assumed they’re easy to find once at least a few people get them. I can’t fathom why too many people would actually spend money on this shit

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Straight_Mobile_5960 Apr 16, 2026 +2

Sounds like shes desperate for money

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Deep-Patience1526 Apr 15, 2026 +2

As opposed to her famous acting habilities

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792 Apr 15, 2026 +10

Are you being sarcastic? She was fantastic in the movie *Seamless* starring alongside Steven Seagal's son, Kentaro, as a troubled teen who uses an old fashioned loom when upset.

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timplausible Apr 15, 2026 +14

Six words: *Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792 Apr 15, 2026 +12

Boo-Boo Kitty F***?

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rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt Apr 15, 2026 +2

I thought you were joking but that's real, apparently. and also, it looks incredibly Hackers influenced. ha

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792 Apr 15, 2026 +3

It's so, so much worse. It's definitely in my top 10 of worst movies I've ever seen.

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rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt Apr 15, 2026 +2

with that kind of endorsement, now I gotta watch it

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792 Apr 15, 2026 +2

Good luck! I haven't been able to find a way to watch it in years. An old army buddy of mine had it on DVD when we were stationed together overseas around 2003. I haven't even been able to find it through less than reputable means... it's that bad.

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rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt Apr 15, 2026 +2

I just found it \\o/ I think I might throw it on youtube since this person's description of it sounds like they couldn't find it for a while either

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792 Apr 15, 2026 +2

It's been a while since I've looked. I just found it to stream for free on Archive.org. Time to be disappointed all over again!

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epired Apr 15, 2026 +1

Brb, grabbing some pie.

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Competitive-Car-9617 Apr 16, 2026 +1

Absolutely not doing it for money, that's for sure......

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OneWingedAngel09 Apr 16, 2026 +1

I guess her p**** career is a bust.

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Shannon Elizabeth Joins O***** to Show Off 'a More S* Side': 'This Is the Future' (Exclusive)

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Shannon Elizabeth Joins O******* to Show Off 'a More S*** Side': 'This Is the Future' (Exclusive)

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Shannon Elizabeth Joins O***** to Show Off 'a More S* Side': 'This Is the Future' (Exclusive)