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Simpsons - Tax Day

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Simpsons - Tax Day
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Simpsons - Tax Day
"Because I'm an idiot, happy?!""Taxes? Isn't this the line to Metallica?"From Season 9 Episode 20 - The Trouble With Trillions
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racer_24_4evr Apr 16, 2026 +48
I still say “If I don’t see it, it’s not illegal!”
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crimson_teacup Apr 16, 2026 +21
IRS auditor: “You didn’t see it, but we did.” Honestly that line lives rent‑free in my head every April. Should be on inspirational posters.
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greaterwhiterwookiee Apr 16, 2026 +5
I taught my kids to say this also. I say it to my teenagers when I’m driving and doing something not quite illegal but they question me.
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fmal Apr 16, 2026 +44
"Because I'm an IDIOT, happy?" is maybe one of the most relatable lines of all time lol.
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Kalse1229 Apr 16, 2026 +6
No idea how many times I’ve said that.
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StanTheDryBear Apr 16, 2026 +81
“It’s literally the eleventh hour: 10 P.M.” is a brilliant, under recognized Simpsons joke. 
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WR810 Apr 16, 2026 +8
Sometimes it's unfair how funny classic Simpsons could be.
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Hank_Scorpio_ObGyn Apr 16, 2026 +19
Will you look at those morons? I paid my taxes over a year ago!
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raysofdavies Apr 16, 2026 +19
This is great but the best Simpsons taxes joke is when the IRS takes over Krusty’s assets and runs the burger place. “Withhold the lettuce”
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__david__ Apr 16, 2026 +14
I also love this clip from later in the same episode: https://youtu.be/yys9tJ7kh6Q
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Freyzi Apr 17, 2026 +3
"An older boy told me to do it sir" gets me every time.
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Mo-Monies Apr 17, 2026 +3
"You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going... prison!" So many great jokes in this episode.
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RenderedMeat Apr 16, 2026 +10
The doctor laughing got me.
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FunFunFun8 Apr 16, 2026 +19
I was thinking about this episode today while I was finishing up my taxes lol
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Kalse1229 Apr 16, 2026 +17
Did you remember the mints?
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FunFunFun8 Apr 16, 2026 +3
Box of chewy sweetarts
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sneckste Apr 17, 2026 +2
Every year, the image of Homer rushing to pay his taxes flashes through my head around this time.
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Haikouden Apr 16, 2026 +7
I love how Otto just exits the interview and then continues on as if he's actually there to file his taxes, or as if seeing people filing their taxes is as entertaining as a concert.
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Paddlesons Apr 16, 2026 +27
...and let's not forget the folks that just don't feel like workin', god bless'em. When conservatism was smart.
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zbend Apr 16, 2026 +2
Eh it's more that Christians used to have a few like Ned in their flock, no longer.
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bucktoothgamer Apr 16, 2026 -17
Let's not pretend that if this joke was first unleashed in 2026 that people wouldn't be sending angry replies on X, despite still supporting X.
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ranhalt Apr 16, 2026 +5
Avoison. It’s a word, look it up!
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sharrrper Apr 16, 2026 +5
If anyone asks Bart was wounded in Vietnam and Lisa is three people!
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Jean_Lucs_Front_Yard Apr 18, 2026 +1
Cool!
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Imicus Apr 18, 2026 +1
This is one of, if not my favourite clip of Frink.
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ReggieNJ Apr 18, 2026 +1
Taxes!? Isn't this the line for Metallica?
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