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supernewf Apr 18, 2026 +615

There was a time when this headline would have been a jaw dropper but it's just another weird day in this messy timeline.

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MmmCasual Apr 18, 2026 +80

I wish I had started recording a montage years ago, so it could be viewed in 2030 after all the insanity had blurred together and been forgotten.

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DisgruntledNCO Apr 18, 2026 +45

I have an Artwork I’m making that consists of the Iran War via social media feeds and I have a long term project that has been recording since 2024. Plenty of people are no doubt doing similar work.

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MmmCasual Apr 18, 2026 +4

That's great, it will be crazy to look back on this farcical time. This is a good video, (albeit pro Trump) from the 2016 campaign that's an interesting watch. https://youtu.be/yVnlS3F6BP0?si=pqRd8lIazqClgBPo

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humanreboot Apr 19, 2026 +3

bold of you to assume that we'd all still be alive and un-nuked by 2030

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-Almost_Famous Apr 19, 2026 +2

i want to put together a montage of this timeline were currently on.

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King_Grapefruit Apr 18, 2026 +22

If we do make it to the other side, I pity any future historian trying to make sense of this shitshow.

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wfbhp Apr 19, 2026 +2

Well, if there enough surviving information for them to piece together the events themselves, it seems likely there would also be enough surviving information of people going "WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON? NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!" for them to realize we didn't understand either.

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d0mini0nicco Apr 18, 2026 +11

I’m just confused when did people stop caring about this BS? I’m kinda shocked at how fast social media algorithms desensitized a 1/3rd of the voting population up this, and convinced another 1/3 not to vote.

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Thelmafleshly Apr 19, 2026 +1

“Yeah I’ve been thinking the same thing lately. It kinda feels like everyone just got used to it way too fast.”

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laika777ftw Apr 18, 2026 +9

I would have been more surprised if RFK hadn’t struggled to answer questions about a shirtless Kid Rock in this timeline.

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Throbbingprepuce Apr 18, 2026 +14

That’s exactly what they want unfortunately

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Acrobatic-Tomato-128 Apr 19, 2026 +6

Yer so right Every other presidency had a single small event last for weeks in the news This administration has 2 to 3 major f*** ups and evil machinations a day and no one cares

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ImagineTheCommotion Apr 19, 2026 +5

A lot of people care but feel completely powerless—what are we *supposed* to do in the day to day? A lot of people are just trying to cope

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NoNormanOnlyGoblin Apr 19, 2026 +1

He has brought the chaos of his own personal life and spread it on a national scale. Daily drama from him is now the norm that’s been established.

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wfbhp Apr 19, 2026 +1

*international scale

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countryroadsguywv Apr 19, 2026 +1

Yeah true

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LateNeverr1 Apr 19, 2026 +1

At this point it feels like the headlines are trying harder to surprise us than the actual events, although it was probably the same before

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SomewhereNo8378 Apr 18, 2026 +399

I would rather see him answer for all of the people he killed with his anti-vax advocacy and policies

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Oleg101 Apr 18, 2026 +157

Oh yeah, or the [10,000 STEM Ph.D’s](https://www.science.org/content/article/u-s-government-has-lost-more-10-000-stem-ph-d-s-trump-took-office) that the U.S. Government has lost since that idiot was confirmed by the Republican-led Senate.

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bagofpork Apr 19, 2026 +6

Good. Smart people think they're better than everyone. (/s, because Poe's Law)

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mrpoopybuttthole_ Apr 19, 2026 +1

Just what they want, smart people don’t vote republican and might even fight back

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HereWeGo5566 Apr 18, 2026 +45

They’ve asked him and he just lies and denies everything. It’s infuriating.

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digital Apr 18, 2026 +22

What did you expect? Honestly? This whole government is super corrupt and criminal. They don’t know what they’re doing and it’s obvious.

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HereWeGo5566 Apr 18, 2026 +10

What did I expect? I expected him to lie.

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Great_Maximum_6007 Apr 18, 2026 -1

Then what is the point in asking?

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HereWeGo5566 Apr 18, 2026 +5

To get the lies on tape. Then he can be prosecuted later. Thats one of the reasons.

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Magali_Lunel Apr 19, 2026 +2

Prosecuted by whom? There’s no one honest left to do it

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HereWeGo5566 Apr 19, 2026 +1

The next administration

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Magali_Lunel Apr 19, 2026 +1

Do you have any actual names? Because if it’s more of what we had before, I’m not holding my breath.

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HereWeGo5566 Apr 19, 2026 +1

How could I have names? I don’t know who will be in the next admin

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deran6ed Apr 19, 2026 +1

Losing herd immunity IS a real problem that is not discussed at all and that has the potential to halt society entirely. Do you remember covid? That was child's play in comparison to what measles, polio, smallpox, and who knows what other diseases are brewing as we speak.

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Skt_turbo Apr 18, 2026 -16

I’m not against vaccines but the way the COVID vaccines were rolled out, communicated, and scrutinized deserves serious criticism. Transparency, side effects, and long term data were not handled convincingly.

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SomewhereNo8378 Apr 18, 2026 +12

sort of sounds like you’re against vaccines

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solidgoldrocketpants Apr 18, 2026 +10

Perhaps if President “Maybe We Can Inject Disinfectant” could shut up and let someone else talk, that wouldn’t have been an issue.

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Blackcatmustache Apr 19, 2026 +1

Didn’t the cdc specifically put all that information on their website? Except maybe long term data.

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Crafty-Walrus-2238 Apr 18, 2026 +91

More info on the raccoon p**** please.

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Not_a_cultmember Apr 18, 2026 +29

Was that before or after he snorted coke off the toilet seat?

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Pendraconica Apr 18, 2026 +13

During. It was a wild night

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SillyGoatGruff Apr 18, 2026 +7

He didn't have a rolled up bill to use as a snort tube so he had to improvise

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Sadie_G Apr 18, 2026 +2

Nah, that’s a Tuesday for him.

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porkchop-sandwhiches Apr 19, 2026 +3

Was that before or after he found a dead bear cub in the road and intended to skin and eat it, but spent the day with his falcon and also was late to a dinner then had to go to the airport and couldn’t have a dead bear cub in his van so him and his buddies took it in his van to Central Park and staged it in the bushes with an old bike he had, as if it was killed by getting hit by a bicyclist all for the sake of “amusement”.

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Retiredgiverofboners Apr 18, 2026 +2

Tbf that’s the most relatable thing I’ve heard about him

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wfbhp Apr 19, 2026 +1

Username checks out.

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HereWeGo5566 Apr 18, 2026 +1

Was that before or after he snorted coke off of a raccoon’s p****?

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NothatEDM Apr 18, 2026 +3

He used the p**** as the straw.

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jgizzle95 Apr 18, 2026 +5

I'd rather learn more about the whale head that he strapped to his car, subjecting his family to dead whale fluids for their ride home from vacation.

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NemoNewbourne Apr 19, 2026 +2

You say "subjected to" as if he hadn't offered them solid plastic bags to cover their heads during the ride. Because he did and they did. Amazing.

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jgizzle95 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Lmfao I f****** love RFK Jr. lore this has got to be the best shit in recent history

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Debway1227 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Grew up in Massachusetts where the Kennedy name held sway. John, Ted, Bobby. Jr, well.. he's always been a couple of bricks shy of a full load... lol just saying..

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DroneyMcDroner Apr 18, 2026 +4

And the dead whale that he strapped a chunk of flesh to his car, the bear cub he hit with his car and made it look like an “accident “ in Central Park.

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WeirdSysAdmin Apr 18, 2026 +2

It was used as a sounding rod and you can’t change my mind.

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Carollicarunner Apr 19, 2026 +1

Why would I want to change your mind when it's clearly true

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BaggyLarjjj Apr 18, 2026 +1

No less

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Tobias---Funke Apr 18, 2026 +43

You mean the weird as f*** denim one ?!

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Cma1234 Apr 18, 2026 +25

The one they filmed at Kid Rocks house so they could probably give him a kickback out of their budget.

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ProdigalSheep Apr 19, 2026 +5

Everything they do is a grift. Most of their “projects,” like the wall, the rose garden, the ballroom, you name it. They are all kickback schemes.

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BaggyLarjjj Apr 18, 2026 +8

RFK Jr was definitely with Tobias Funke at the seminar on chafing by Dr. Schoenweiss.

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wReckLesss_ Apr 18, 2026 +3

There are dozens of us!

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neveruseyourrealname Apr 18, 2026 +4

Is there more than one? Hahaha

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theRobomonster Apr 18, 2026 +19

This is all the same story. Ask idiot a reasonable question. They don’t answer. We need to give these committee teeth so people at least need to answer questions.

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Amoeba-Shteve Apr 18, 2026 +35

He sounds like he gargles with rocks.

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ProdigalSheep Apr 19, 2026 +8

It’s literally from smoking crack. The story he gives for it is bullshit.

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Amoeba-Shteve Apr 19, 2026 +2

Bullshit is the only language Republicans speak, no surprise there.

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adamjfish Apr 18, 2026 +7

Or a drowning garbage disposal

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atteres Apr 18, 2026 +2

Static and thumbtacks.

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DamperBritches Apr 18, 2026 +1

kid rocks

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solidgoldrocketpants Apr 18, 2026 -1

He’s the audio version of the picture of Dorian Gray.

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NelsonJamdela Apr 18, 2026 +19

I mean, of course he struggles to speak, the man has the larynx of a Tolkien creature.

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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Apr 18, 2026 +10

I have to say some headlines are weird but this one is a full on multiverse error.

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SatoshiReport Apr 18, 2026 +12

I like this one: [Raccoon P**** Collector Says Trump Is ‘Very Very Sane’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-cornered-in-yelling-match-over-trumps-mental-fitness/) 🤣

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LayneCobain95 Apr 18, 2026 +15

My job at urgent care is having us prepare for measles again and what to do. I blame these stupid ass republicans. They make everything worse when they are in control- everything

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Imcrappinyounegative Apr 18, 2026 +14

Cheryl honey! WTF??????

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mostlybiguy69 Apr 18, 2026 +11

No wonder she divorced Larry, he was too normal for her.

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ouroburritos Apr 18, 2026 +5

Nah, Ted is just that charming.

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obi_wan_jabroni_23 Apr 19, 2026 +3

Look up the deal with his ex-wife (he actually was with Cheryl before their divorce went through, and before her suicide). He dug her body up and moved it from her families plot, without consulting them. Cheryl knew what she was getting into.

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fractiouscatburglar Apr 19, 2026 +4

Oh yeah, f*** Cheryl! She was clearly always a piece of shit, she just got found out.

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NervousBreakdown Apr 18, 2026 +6

Like 45% of Americans will blindly follow whatever this guy says because he supports Trump. That’s a way higher percentage than the members of his own family who don’t think he’s a moron.

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depresssionista Apr 19, 2026 +5

Dude struggles to answer literally any question.

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CO420Tech Apr 19, 2026 +5

"Well, see, uhhhh... We were doing molly and one thing lead to another..."

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deadphisherman Apr 18, 2026 +6

"Sorry guys, I just couldn't turn down all that free coke."

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savpunk Apr 18, 2026 +3

“I didn’t even have to wait until the toilet was free to snort it!”

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TheInsaneMilkman Apr 18, 2026 +3

Is he back on the Horse again?

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worth_heart1749 Apr 18, 2026 +3

Too close to truth makes him uncomfortable.

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Subject-Ad-8055 Apr 18, 2026 +3

its not gay if your pants are still on...im i right boys....

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Working-Emotion-7803 Apr 18, 2026 +3

What in the geocities is this website

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dpzdpz Apr 19, 2026 +1

They actually have a surprising amount of coverage of the absolute joke that is the Cabinet. You'd be forgiven for thinking it's like an Irish version of The Onion.

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no_mudbug Apr 18, 2026 +3

Why does he care? Nothing ever comes of this shit. If he stood up and started swinging his d*** around during the hearing what’s gonna happen. Until some of these asshats end up in jail nothing will change..

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markg1956 Apr 19, 2026 +3

kid rock is well known for his love of male genitalia

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greenweenievictim Apr 19, 2026 +3

Look. These two guys love each other and really want to pound it out.

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CrunchyAssDiaper Apr 19, 2026 +3

I wonder what his father would think about him. I don't know much about RFK Sr, but I have to assume he wouldn't be proud.

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countryroadsguywv Apr 19, 2026 +3

Of course this is what happens daily now

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Testicleus Apr 18, 2026 +2

That's called boner shifting, not squirming.

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Szaborovich9 Apr 18, 2026 +2

Lovers spending time together?

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BoosterRead78 Apr 18, 2026 +2

I’m still trying to figure out how this man is still alive. He does everything from drugs to bathing in toxic water and still is walking. If this was you or me. We be in the morgue by now.

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Own-Opinion-2494 Apr 18, 2026 +2

Were they all coked up from Trump jrs stash?

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njman100 Apr 18, 2026 +2

Of course, ex heroine addict, road kill raccoon d*** harvesting, totally oblivious of his deeds and how they are killing Americans!

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Karate-Schnitzel Apr 18, 2026 +2

You can’t tell him who to love 💗, it’s his choice who to have his Broke Back moments with! They were sharing a raccoon p****!

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knowledgeable_diablo Apr 19, 2026 +1

Bonded by love, raw milk, man milk and raccoon d***

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AceofKnaves44 Apr 18, 2026 +3

I thought Elon solved that debt issue? Isn’t that why USAID got “fed to the shredder” because there was so much fraud there that killing it solved our budget issue?

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JohnHazardWandering Apr 18, 2026 +1

No link to the video?

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marcus91swe Apr 18, 2026 +2

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cybrauiga0w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cybrauiga0w)

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JohnHazardWandering Apr 19, 2026 +1

No, to RFK squirming

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Avoidtolls Apr 18, 2026 +1

The video that sparked an entire Gay P*** genre.

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Bostonterrierpug Apr 18, 2026 +1

When they picked adjectives for the headline, they knew…

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MuricanPoxyCliff Apr 18, 2026 +1

Squirming and struggling to answer *any* question. FTFY

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Jimbo415650 Apr 18, 2026 +1

Like he’s able to explain cutting a p**** off a dead raccoon

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NoneOfTheAbove2024 Apr 18, 2026 +1

That was one of the most alpha male videos ever made. People need to get on board. Macho, macho man…

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nasnedigonyat Apr 18, 2026 +1

I swear rfk jr is going to end up cancelled bc of some kind of scandal related to kid rock.

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Legal-Afternoon8087 Apr 18, 2026 +1

If it gets him out of office, I’m all for it!

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coldazice Apr 18, 2026 +1

How is he alive sounding like that?

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Square_Cellist9838 Apr 18, 2026 +1

I love how this is posted in r/entertainment. Entertaining indeed

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Chaos_Theory1989 Apr 18, 2026 +1

So much gay, stupidity, and raping babies.

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Artistic_Frosting233 Apr 18, 2026 +1

God he's repulsive

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SameAsItEverWas6370 Apr 18, 2026 +1

Hey people there’s nothing wrong if he likes 🍆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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cmfred Apr 18, 2026 +1

He is a racist scumbag.

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Embarrassed-Tennis47 Apr 18, 2026 +1

I just read your rules page and let me break it down for you, you have your rules and I have mine. This platform has n*** posts on it but I am banned from using hate speech, derogatory comments anything that offends you but what about me?

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fractiouscatburglar Apr 19, 2026 +1

I’ve been unfollowing right and left since all this ban shit. Getting f****** shadow banned without a warning or clear reason? F****** AUTOMODS?! This place is a PRISON on planet BULLSHIT!

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Sky-Soldier0430 Apr 19, 2026 +1

I’m as antimaga as they come, and dumbFK jr is as useless as t*** on a boar, but what we don’t mention is that he was just considered as a far left progressive just a few years ago. When it comes down to it, crazy and gullible people can be anywhere.

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Coolbluegatoradeyumm Apr 19, 2026 +1

wtf is this f****** world

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debugem Apr 19, 2026 +1

Did the raccoon p**** together? Like a Shoneys docking

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ModeOk4781 Apr 19, 2026 +1

A squirming worm??

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Smart-Document6578 Apr 19, 2026 +1

r they new world orders lovers

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dextercho83 Apr 19, 2026 +1

I stopped listening to anything this sack o' shit has to say....I used to feel sorry for his wife but then she realized he IS this crazy and wanted to stay. Sympathy out the window

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mbn8807 Apr 19, 2026 +1

I thought this was the onion.

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Squirming RFK Jr struggles to answer question about shirtless Kid Rock video

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