I mean if you can’t trust Stephen, who can you trust??
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jimmyjames1992Mar 18, 2026
+175
Alec. He's a straight shooter
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SicparvismagnetoMar 19, 2026
+15
In these time of uncertainty, we all should stick to our guns like Alec.
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joeChumpMar 18, 2026
+15
Eye await his bulletin
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TheFoxsWeddingTarotMar 18, 2026
+7
I’d say he’s a very Baldwin Baldwin.
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flynnfxMar 19, 2026
+5
Not Stephen.
He's an Alien. I guarantee it.
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GipsyDanger45Mar 19, 2026
+2
He looks like Roger from American Dad in the picture
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Positive_Local_373Mar 19, 2026
+2
God I want to watch Biodome
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dragonslayarMar 18, 2026
+42
And their leader? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Trevors-Axiom-Mar 19, 2026
+1
🎶we’re turning your bedroom back into the computer room 🎶
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GrayBeardBoardGamerMar 18, 2026
+65
let me guess, he's plugged into some conspiracy man-sphere and he heard about the new aliens gov domain
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grahamulaxMar 18, 2026
+45
I went down that rabbit hole cause I was bored of murder stories. People are being pysoped at an alarming rate. New guru type religion to ease their mind from the horrors of our ACTUAL reality. And funded by? You guessed it. Peter Thiel. It was fun at first, but some people are SO ignorant that it becomes their truth. A simulacrum built by billionaires.
What else are they pushing? Oh AI… right… so we can’t tell truth from reality even moreso.
You guys get what I’m saying right?
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TheGooch01Mar 18, 2026
+7
Interesting. People prefer patters and explanations to the unknown. I suppose that’s where both aliens and religion steps in. I’m fine with aliens…that hasn’t caused as much destruction and pain.
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vrmljrMar 18, 2026
+4
Tell that to the crops
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Healthy-Process874Mar 19, 2026
+4
And the a*** probed!
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AnonymousBanana405Mar 19, 2026
+3
I thought we weren't kink shaming.
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notapunkMar 19, 2026
+3
>Peter Thiel.
So dude is big on aliens *and* the antichrist? Yeah, completely sane behavior.
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joeChumpMar 18, 2026
+5
So where are you finding this stuff? I’m not bored of murders per se but I am bored of shit podcast hosts.
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andycartwrightMar 18, 2026
+1
And funded by? You guessed it. The square hole!
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AsluckwouldnthaveitMar 18, 2026
+3
Plugged in? He's always been this way. This isn't new.
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Sevans655321Mar 19, 2026
+9
Hopefully that’s coming pretty soon. I have a thing on April 2 that I really don’t want to do so if we could go ahead and move that up to that date that would be great.
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GrunblauMar 19, 2026
+2
April 2nd works for me… I’d like to know in advance so I don’t waste any time doing taxes, however…
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JustOneMoreMileMar 19, 2026
+1
March 31st work for y’all then?
1
SK477Mar 18, 2026
+9
Stephen, I'm sorry that the aliens made it so your career didn't take off after Bio Dome. Clearly, you are the victim of an intergalactic conspiracy.
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Oirish-Oriley444Mar 18, 2026
+4
For him, it skipped and went straight to his daughter, she is very successful.
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invalidredditMar 18, 2026
+8
I'm not sure I would have guessed that Mr. Baldwin would be the one to tell us about all this
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will_munnyMar 18, 2026
+7
Sorry Stephen, but i get all my alien warnings from Alec.
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Darkdragoon324Mar 18, 2026
+5
God, I hope they do. I hope they drop out of the sky and Independence Day us all.
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ossman1976Mar 19, 2026
+2
This is my retirement plan
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TheGooch01Mar 18, 2026
+18
Can you believe both in religion and aliens concurrently? I don’t recall aliens (or dinosaurs for that matter) in the bible.
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joeChumpMar 18, 2026
+29
Toasters aren’t in the Bible but I believe in toasters.
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Wombatapus736Mar 18, 2026
+3
I didn't believe in toasters until the visage of Jesus appeared on my piece of toast. All the proof anyone could ask for. And He was delicious with strawberry jam.
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joeChumpMar 19, 2026
+2
Can’t believe you ate a relic. Personally I would have opened up a cafe and called it Shrine & Dine and hung it on the wall with some premium Catholic plastic tat.
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TheGooch01Mar 18, 2026
-4
lol…noticed you didn’t mention believing in the bible. ✊🏻
-4
joeChumpMar 18, 2026
+4
Well technically the Bible isn’t mentioned in the Bible but that doesn’t stop me believing in the Bible. It’s complicated.
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aaaa32801Mar 18, 2026
+5
According to the Catholic Church its not an issue, apparently.
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MacknuggettMar 19, 2026
+5
What if angels and aliens are the same beings just different words to describe them?
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BillianForsee94Mar 19, 2026
+5
Speaking as a Christian who has also always believed in aliens, yes.
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Chemistry11Mar 18, 2026
+2
Jesus was a visitor from another planet
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eggflip1020Mar 19, 2026
+1
Well, also the bible wasn’t written 65 million years ago so….
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IllustriousAnt485Mar 19, 2026
+1
You can if you call the aliens, demons.
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YellowpommeloMar 19, 2026
+1
To be fair, the Americas weren’t in the bible either and I think they might exist.
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Flimsy-Sprinkles7331Mar 19, 2026
+1
Have you read Ezekiel 1:15-28?
"I looked: I saw an immense dust storm come from the north, an immense cloud with lightning flashing from it, a huge ball of fire glowing like bronze. Within the fire were what looked like four creatures vibrant with life. Each had the form of a human being, but each also had four faces and four wings. Their legs were as sturdy and straight as columns, but their feet were hoofed like those of a calf and sparkled from the fire like burnished bronze. On all four sides under their wings they had human hands. All four had both faces and wings, with the wings touching one another. They turned neither one way nor the other; they went straight forward.
10-12 Their faces looked like this: In front a human face, on the right side the face of a lion, on the left the face of an ox, and in back the face of an eagle. So much for the faces. The wings were spread out with the tips of one pair touching the creature on either side; the other pair of wings covered its body. Each creature went straight ahead. Wherever the spirit went, they went. They didn’t turn as they went.
13-14 The four creatures looked like a blazing fire, or like fiery torches. Tongues of fire shot back and forth between the creatures, and out of the fire, bolts of lightning. The creatures flashed back and forth like strikes of lightning.
15-16 As I watched the four creatures, I saw something that looked like a wheel on the ground beside each of the four-faced creatures. This is what the wheels looked like: They were identical wheels, sparkling like diamonds in the sun. It looked like they were wheels within wheels, like a gyroscope.
17-21 They went in any one of the four directions they faced, but straight, not veering off. The rims were immense, circled with eyes. When the living creatures went, the wheels went; when the living creatures lifted off, the wheels lifted off. Wherever the spirit went, they went, the wheels sticking right with them, for the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. When the creatures went, the wheels went; when the creatures stopped, the wheels stopped; when the creatures lifted off, the wheels lifted off, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels.
22-24 Over the heads of the living creatures was something like a dome, shimmering like a sky full of cut glass, vaulted over their heads. Under the dome one set of wings was extended toward the others, with another set of wings covering their bodies. When they moved I heard their wings—it was like the roar of a great waterfall, like the voice of The Strong God, like the noise of a battlefield. When they stopped, they folded their wings.
25-28 And then, as they stood with folded wings, there was a voice from above the dome over their heads. Above the dome there was something that looked like a throne, sky-blue like a sapphire, with a humanlike figure towering above the throne. From what I could see, from the waist up he looked like burnished bronze and from the waist down like a blazing fire. Brightness everywhere! The way a rainbow springs out of the sky on a rainy day—that’s what it was like. It turned out to be the Glory of God!"
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moderatenerdMar 18, 2026
+2
Ancient Alien theorists would say you are wrong /s.
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cheffartsonurfoodMar 18, 2026
+1
Scientology. But it's even more ridiculous than Christianity, if you can believe that.
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haubenmeiseMar 18, 2026
+22
I'm not coming to earth even if you'd pay me.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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emersond70Mar 19, 2026
+5
Can the aliens take some of us with them when they go back home?
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smokeeater150Mar 19, 2026
+3
If they could take the narcissistic egomaniacs who are hellbent on destroying the world to impress a group of gullible idiots and maybe drop them off on Venus, that would be great.
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blareboyMar 19, 2026
+3
Why is he dressed like Victoria Jackson?
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kevinsixhohsixMar 19, 2026
+5
Dude smoked too much pot on the set of Bio Dome and neither him nor his career recovered.
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ZealousWolf1994Mar 18, 2026
+3
Surrender Earth to the aliens.
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four_ethers2024Mar 18, 2026
+3
Tbh, would be the least surprising thing to happen this week.
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KatBoySlimMar 19, 2026
+3
Eat up, Stephen. You’re the weakest.
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Buckeye9715Mar 19, 2026
+3
Must have gotten drunk again and watched Mars Attacks!
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Jack_CryptMar 19, 2026
+3
Stephen Baldwin kinds look like a reptilian in human disguise
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FunkleJayMar 19, 2026
+3
What a f****** clown.
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joeefxMar 18, 2026
+4
To a theater near you!
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Interesting-Risk6446Mar 18, 2026
+2
Not quick enough Stephen.
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Glum-Ad-4557Mar 18, 2026
+2
Well if he’s saying it - it must be true
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SpuddMeisterMar 18, 2026
+2
Is this about Firefly reboot?
Oh sorry, wrong Bladwin brother. /s
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TraditionalWolf1358Mar 18, 2026
+2
I sure hope he’s right.
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bmad-Mar 19, 2026
+2
Government just bought a new domain today - aliens.gov (seriously they did)
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Ok-Walk-8040Mar 19, 2026
+2
More specifically, robot aliens named the Geth. He’s still method acting for his mass effect 2 role 15 years ago
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Defiant_Tomatillo907Mar 19, 2026
+2
Stephen Baldwin looks like a living character from King of the hill
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monkeyhowardMar 18, 2026
+3
“Breaking news!: Stephen Baldwin gets high as f*** and posts stupid shit on the interwebs”
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darthshaverMar 18, 2026
+4
Dont post when you're high.
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my_boy_blu_Mar 18, 2026
+2
He has always looked and acted like a guy that would wear tin foil.
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AngryHippo3920Mar 18, 2026
+2
Give me a break. They want nothing to do with us.
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LowerCourse2267Mar 18, 2026
+2
And he’s a Trump supporter?
Who would have guessed?
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Worldly_Possible2925Mar 18, 2026
+1
If you look closely at his forehead, I believe you’ll see they’re already here.
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SAGORNMar 19, 2026
+1
He’s a Posadist? I owe you an apology, Stephen Baldwin, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
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walrusbwalrusMar 19, 2026
+1
That man and his mullet ride with Jesus. And if Jesus doesn’t know when aliens are coming then I’m not a 7’2 28 year old man with amazing skin and winning charm!
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i_dredditMar 19, 2026
+1
I hope he asks them for the keys,motherfuxkerrr
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NarlusSpecterMar 19, 2026
+1
Actually aliens like Hollywood
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ArbysLunchMar 19, 2026
+1
Has he been seen with the alien obsessed blink 182 guy lately?
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suff0catMar 19, 2026
+1
Imagine the chaos we could cause by randomly exposing the general population to movie scenes from before their time.
No context, just, here’s that scene where the aliens blow up the White House from Independence Day.
You think it’d be like when people heard those the War Of The Worlds radio broadcasts back in the day and thought there was an actual alien invasion?
What would happen if groups of people decided to play into the pandemonium by essentially Flash Mobbing as abductees? Or using AI, Unreal Engine, or some other program to make believably fake “Found Footage”?
The possibilities are endless!
Maybe we can just weaponize conspiracy theories and drive people like Stephen Baldwin so far down the rabbit hole that they just BSOD, reboot, and start acting like normal people again.
Y’know, overload the system with information. Seems to work for the President🤷♂️
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NOVA_OWLMar 19, 2026
+1
I think their sexual activities are nobody's buisness but their own
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GwarnageMar 19, 2026
+1
At this point.. Im open to suggestions.
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Lone_BuckMar 19, 2026
+1
Bet his wife can’t say the same thing
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Never_Kn0ws_BestMar 19, 2026
+1
Honestly, I hope so
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manonthelamMar 19, 2026
+1
I see he's reimagined the Lisa Rinna Duster for the male demographic
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Sprinkle_PuffMar 19, 2026
+1
If anyone would know it’s him, he’s clearly one
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dikaia1622Mar 19, 2026
+1
I've been told they will strike imminently.
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RU5TY_5HERIFFMar 19, 2026
+1
Get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew, and some tin foil.
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Rogue_Ninja_TacoMar 19, 2026
+1
There are aliens.
They're just smart enough to avoid this planet.
Earth is like the Florida of the universe. They lock their doors when they fly by and no one want to voluntarily go there.
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Bitplayer13Mar 19, 2026
+1
Stephen is the alien
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LakeEarthMar 19, 2026
+1
I Want To Believe (Stephen Baldwin)
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HeretojerkMar 20, 2026
+1
No, an odd post would be Stephen Baldwin saying something thought-out and poignant.
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Western-Customer-536Mar 20, 2026
+1
To quote The Waco Kid with the same manner: “when?”
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Important_Power_2148Mar 18, 2026
+1
If i had done as much drugs as he has done, i'd probably be dead.
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Longjumping-Salad484Mar 18, 2026
+1
Stephen Baldwin was mesmerizing in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
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[deleted]Mar 19, 2026
+1
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EnelroMar 19, 2026
+1
Trump will be using it as an excuse to cancel the next election. “We are at war with an invisible enemy.” Proceeds to bomb his own country…. “I must protect you for 100 years, elections cancelled!”
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