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Stephen Colbert reacts to Trump's AI Jesus post angering the Knights Templar - "Well, it's official: we're trapped in a Dan Brown movie."

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Stephen Colbert reacts to Trump's AI Jesus post angering the Knights Templar
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Stephen Colbert reacts to Trump's AI Jesus post angering the Knights Templar
"Well, it's official: we're trapped in a Dan Brown movie."

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orlock 3 days ago +120
Well, that would explain the nagging feeling that this timeline has been poorly researched.
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Galahad_the_Ranger 3 days ago +22
Bold of you to assume Danny-Boy did ANY research
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Fluid_Check_3054 3 days ago +12
https://www.yahoo.com/news/lawrence-whartons-worst-student-trump-025856226.html It would track given the statement by his own college professor
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DiceMadeOfCheese 3 days ago +10
Danny-Boy, not Donny-Boy, but your point still stands.
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Angry-Dragon-1331 3 days ago +5
Yeah I was wondering who was taking shots at Dan Brown and was disappointed.
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baby_armadillo 3 days ago +4
It does feel a bit like it’s been plagiarized from Umberto Eco, I’d always wondered why.
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tolley 3 days ago +26
Hilarious! Someone showed Trump that photo before he posted it. They probably told him that it was doctored.
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HeatWaveToTheCrowd 3 days ago +22
A Dan Brown movie written by AI, directed by Kid Rock, and starring Rob Schneider.
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InfinitiveIdeals 3 days ago +3
Starring gives Schneider too much credit for his role. He’s the comedic narrator at best.
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ItsEntirelyPosssible 2 days ago +5
Trump arises towards the heavens, arms out stretched. From out of the beloved masses comes a call, "You can do iiiiit."
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dwhite21787 2 days ago +1
“When you’re famous, you can dooo iiiit”
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zMerovingian 2 days ago +3
And narrated by RFK Jr
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Wombatapus736 3 days ago +11
The Illuminati is quite amused by this whole kerfuffle. Allegedly.
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Remarkable-Dig-1241 3 days ago +7
Could be worse. We could be trapped in a dan brown book..
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Wolfwoods_Sister 2 days ago +1
The number of ellipses alone would kill us
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Dorsai_Erynus 3 days ago +12
Knights Templar don't exist, they were dissolved by the Pope and never re-instated.
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pcase 3 days ago +14
Yes, but also no. The Order of Malta exists and does a lot of what the Templars used to do but mainly charitable now.
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Dorsai_Erynus 3 days ago +8
The Hospitallers and by extention the Great Order of Malta never was dissolved. It have nothing to do with Templars except for both being military orders and the time period. The Templars being judged as heretics means that upon dissolution no one is able to claim being a Templar, not just dissolved but also banned. See you can't be a catholic military order without the Pope's acknowlegde, and as far as i know no other Pope proved Clement V wrong in the matter. "At the Council of Vienne in 1312, he issued a series of papal bulls, including Vox in excelso, which officially dissolved the Order, and Ad providam, which turned over most Templar assets to the Hospitallers."
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BANKSLAVE01 3 days ago +3
Neither does the mafia, right?
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Dorsai_Erynus 3 days ago
If you sport yakuza/bratva tattoos without being one of them you'll be cut at the least.
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Personal_Bit_5341 3 days ago +5
Yeah but Templar have chainmail, you gotta at least stab. Cuts won't work!
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CommonExamination416 3 days ago +2
More like trapped in a simulation
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Templar-235 3 days ago +2
They voted for Trump twice, f*** the Knights Templar
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neatyouth44 2 days ago +1
When I heard about connections between Vance and Opus Dei I knew what movie I should watch. Then I decided that was the worst marketing ever, scrunched my nose up at my phone, and went to refill the mutual aid water stations nearby instead.
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RheaSloane 2 days ago +1
lol I kinda get what they mean, sounds like a wild plot twist for sure! XD
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Mater_Sandwich 3 days ago -1
There are several groups that call themselves Knights Templar. The one that did this is a UK based white supremacy organization
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AFteroppositeday 2 days ago -1
Was just thinking this. Stephen should dye his hair albino and start chain flogging himself again.
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