He should be rotoscoped into the movie in full costume.
1357
matt1250Apr 4, 2026
+344
Or just fully live action like Michael Jordan in toon town
344
SarahArabic2Apr 4, 2026
+61
which he was also in…. i see what you did there
61
TsunGeneralGrievousApr 4, 2026
+26
Was he the voice of the monstars boss?
26
csintroyeahhhhhhhApr 5, 2026
+10
I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture
10
charles_barfleyApr 4, 2026
+16
Swackhammer, yes
16
TsunGeneralGrievousApr 4, 2026
+4
Thank you
4
ThortheAssGuardianApr 4, 2026
+16
Dude brilliant, he’s such a foil to Mario and an overall shit that he refuses to be animated like everyone else
16
Standard_Room_2589Apr 5, 2026
+3
space jammed into the movie and the only clothes they have to help him fit in is a wario costume thus canonically becoming wario
3
MrsparkleeApr 5, 2026
+2
And never acknowledge it.
2
beardedbast3rdApr 5, 2026
+2
But don’t even acknowledge it at all. No talk of the difference, just, he is wario, and that’s it
2
Sweet_DeeznutsApr 4, 2026
+22
They gotta pay the troll toll though
22
SegaGuy1983Apr 4, 2026
+13
To get into that boy's hole.
13
Agreeable-Agent-7384Apr 4, 2026
+14
I want him to be full live action, normal size, and behave just like frank from sunny. I really just wanted frank in the movie tbh lol.
14
licoricenippleApr 5, 2026
+4
Hell you could splice in some scenes of Frank's and have them already pass as Wario, like the conversation where they find out Frank and Charlie go into the sewers looking for rings and coins. "You feel it with your feet, it's almost like clamming." Wario's two things are craving gold coins and being disgusting, it's perfect.
4
highlife562Apr 4, 2026
+6
This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Just give me the Wario hat and his trash man costume. The rest will write itself.
6
Davidx91Apr 4, 2026
+2
Is there a petition on this?
2
LaneMcDApr 5, 2026
+1
I read that quickly as "penetration" 😅 I mean, with Frank Reynolds, it's a given
1
slurtybartfarstApr 4, 2026
+2
I didn't know I wanted this until now
2
Safe_Discount1638Apr 5, 2026
+2
Someone is watching tip2tip
2
Simple_Tip_7816Apr 4, 2026
+1
Are you trying to give me a boner in a public space?
Because this is how you do it!
1
FlyOrdinary1104Apr 5, 2026
+1
With a 1:1 reenactment of him breaking out of a sofa n*** like a newborn.
1
TrashDaisy999Apr 4, 2026
+456
I can think of no one more suited for the role
456
s0ulbrotherApr 5, 2026
+94
Arnold should we Waluigi because they are twins
94
YellowpommeloApr 5, 2026
+26
I need this to happen.
26
TurkeyVolumeGuesserApr 4, 2026
+329
Oh my god that's f****** perfect
329
BeBopNHustleSteadyApr 4, 2026
+31
Nuthin else to add.. De Vito is perfect and enjoys being a villain
31
Wakefulcrane01Apr 5, 2026
+10
Someone else commented this but they think Arnie should play Waluigi since they are already twins.
10
Talk-O-BoyApr 4, 2026
+73
Anyone familiar with DeVito’s performance as the The Trashman knows this is a no-brainer.
This is the true answer, but he’s got to go full hammed up accent.
12
icey_sawg0034Apr 4, 2026
+53
What about Joe Pesci?
53
Particular-Way-3805Apr 4, 2026
+23
You read my mind
23
DarthBrooks69420Apr 4, 2026
+9
Have him play Wario's dad.
9
Competitive-Read-756Apr 5, 2026
+5
Would be fun to see Joe Pesci play another role where he wants to cuss real bad but cant because its PG like in Home Alone.
5
MDayApr 4, 2026
+2
Too high pitched
2
destiny_kane48Apr 4, 2026
+1
Ohhhh I like that.
1
jmaca90Apr 4, 2026
+1
He’d be great, he’s a funny guy!
1
KaiserJusticeApr 4, 2026
+1
Problem with Joe Pesci is I only associate him with My Cousin Vinny
1
ARTISTIC-ASSHOLEApr 5, 2026
+1
Joe would rather die than do something like this
1
RyleySnowshoeApr 4, 2026
+9
Steve Buscemi?
9
MagnetoWasRight24Apr 4, 2026
+2
Oh f*** I love both these options
2
AntRose104Apr 4, 2026
+2
For some reason this comment made me think Walken
2
Particular-Way-3805Apr 4, 2026
+1
I forgot about Christopher Walken
1
Yabba_Dabba_DoofusApr 4, 2026
+2
I bet John Leguizamo would rock as Waluigi
2
Futant55Apr 5, 2026
+2
Dafoe, Waluigi packin that big D, official
2
StubbledCRT1Apr 5, 2026
+2
Is he gonna do Dafoe’s n*** dance as well?
2
onlyhere4thezipline_Apr 5, 2026
+2
I say just make it official and ask Glenn Howerton and Kaitlin Olsen should play Birdo
2
ChosenOne742Apr 4, 2026
+2
Gotta be Bill Hader
2
Dsarg_92Apr 4, 2026
+123
The Gang Goes to the Mushroom Kingdom
123
Any-Question-3759Apr 4, 2026
+24
I’m all out of extra lives so I’m gonna get real weird with this one.
24
LaneMcDApr 5, 2026
+3
Rum 'Shroom! Rum 'Shroom!
3
onlyhere4thezipline_Apr 5, 2026
+5
Can I offer you a ‘Shroom in these trying times?….
5
Party-Employment-547Apr 4, 2026
+6
“Frank, don’t you normally cook the mushrooms with the pizza?”
“Not these shrooms Charlie!”
6
DeekALeekApr 5, 2026
+4
Fun Fact: Pennsylvania is the #1 exporter of mushrooms in the U.S., and Kennett Square (town not far from Philly) produces roughly 50% of the U.S.’s mushrooms.
That episode is completely within the realm of possibility.
4
McMatey_PirateApr 4, 2026
+7
I was thinking the same joke.
Now the question is, in the nintendo verse, who does Dennis and Dee play?
7
time2parteeApr 4, 2026
+19
Dee would dress up as princess peach but the gang would keep calling her birdo
19
Acrobatic-Tomato-128Apr 4, 2026
+16
Theyd play some of bowzers like 15 weird evil little kids
16
licoricenippleApr 5, 2026
+1
All Bowser's kids have their own plan to get back at Mario for beating their dad, kids 1-4 have wacky schemes to dress up as Mario and steal people's toilets to ruin his plumbing reputation etc. Dennis starts explaining a methodical plan to destroy his sense of safety by stalking his loved ones, the movie jump cuts mid-sentence and he's gone and never acknowledged again.
1
SegaGuy1983Apr 4, 2026
+3
Dennis plays a goomba. Not bc he's perfect for the role, but to see how frustrated he'd get over being relegated to such a small part.
3
This_Elk_1460Apr 4, 2026
+18
It's what the fans want so I imagine Nintendo will refuse
18
Bored-uyApr 4, 2026
+81
Let's have Schwarzenegger as Waluigi.
81
Particular-Way-3805Apr 4, 2026
+31
Al Pacino
31
BradBradley1Apr 4, 2026
+19
Oooooo ahhhh
19
Particular-Way-3805Apr 4, 2026
+5
Honorable mention Christoph Waltz
5
ManoSilenceApr 4, 2026
+3
Christoph Waltz mode activated
3
charlesVONchopshopApr 4, 2026
+3
David Dastmalchian has big Wario energy.
3
woopwoopscuttleApr 4, 2026
+2
His most famous line reading, the one that won him an oscar.
2
crm24601Apr 4, 2026
+2
Oooooo Wahhh*
2
This_Elk_1460Apr 4, 2026
+5
It's not Al anymore! It's Dunk!
5
LaneMcDApr 5, 2026
+3
Dunka-dunka-dunka-dunka-dunk-acino!
3
WakingWaldoApr 4, 2026
+8
Willem Dafoe is my Waluigi dream casting
8
Grouchy-Total550Apr 4, 2026
+4
It would be cool to have twins do the voices.
4
Schrodingers_FistApr 5, 2026
+2
ICE TO SEEE WAHHH!!!
*okay I did that for myself to conceptualize it but I can totally dig it*
2
BobDaWaka6 days ago
+2
Waluigi: Id live to see you defeat Bowser! BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE IM GONNA RAM IT INTO YOUR ITALIAN STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!
2
TimeisaLieApr 4, 2026
+25
I believe people have been wanting this since the casting for the previous Mario movie was announced.
25
FinancialSand3703Apr 4, 2026
+12
No animation. I want the full 90s Mario movie vibes. The World needs this right now
12
bugxbusterApr 5, 2026
+5
Yeah I want them to make a sequel to THAT movie, cowards. Not even kidding. And a game based on the first one and it can just be a reskin of SNES Batman Forever and end up being the lowest rated Mario game since CD-i
5
professorhazardApr 5, 2026
+1
it should also be released exclusively on the CD-i
1
SherezadApr 5, 2026
+1
My child was confused that there was a Mario movie from the 90s they never knew about and we watched the trailer for it the other day. Holy heck, what a fever dream that movie is.
Knowing the bros were basically drunk the whole time makes it extra interesting.
1
Horror_Response_1991Apr 4, 2026
+30
Would be hilarious but Danny is 81, and they’re going to want to use Wario for decades.
30
St0n3yM33rkatApr 4, 2026
+20
Danny does movies and IASIP along with cameos throughout other stuff. He hasn't slowed down with age. If anything, he's doing even more.
20
juiced911Apr 4, 2026
+19
It sucks to reconcile our mortality and I fully believe he’ll work until he dies. Unfortunately that day isn’t too far away.
I’ve been watching Devito my whole life. He’s a legend.
19
LittleBirdiesCardsApr 4, 2026
+7
I've loved him since I was a little kid sitting on the floor watching taxi in my pajamas.
7
Horror_Response_1991Apr 4, 2026
+5
I get that but Nintendo wants voices they can use for decades as they’re going to be spitting out these movies left and right. If they do cast Danny then great, I’d just be surprised is all.
5
housealloyproductionApr 4, 2026
+12
Voice actors get recast in sequels all the time too
12
whiteshark70Apr 4, 2026
+7
My money is on someone completely out of left field since that's how most of the casting has felt so far. Like, Adam Driver or something.
7
SDRPGLVRApr 5, 2026
+4
Somewhere out there, the frontman from 30 Seconds to Mars feels a distant call.
4
its_the_honkApr 5, 2026
+3
Werner Herzog.
3
Neversummer77Apr 5, 2026
+2
Currently doing movies and iasip has nothing to do with the next two decades in terms kid longevity though..
2
Strange_Tamer069Apr 4, 2026
+1
Rick and Morty! Earth theme park episode.
1
MagnetoWasRight24Apr 4, 2026
+4
Sir, these mediocre movies are not going to last decades, let's just do fun shit while we can.
4
LastTorgoInParisApr 4, 2026
+1
I think it was Keegan who suggested Michael Shannon and I dont know if he would be receptive to the job but that's a pretty good pick
1
Glup_MaclunkeyApr 5, 2026
+1
Brother, this isn't exactly a prestige series. They can recast him.
F****** listnookors istg.
1
milehighguy318Apr 4, 2026
+5
Miley Cyrus in shambles
5
LastTorgoInParisApr 4, 2026
+2
Wha happined!?
2
bulking_on_broccoliApr 4, 2026
+7
“Hey assholes! I’m Wario!”
7
make_me_breakfastApr 4, 2026
+4
Devito as Warrio, Willam Defoe as Waluigi
4
AndiREV88Apr 4, 2026
+4
I would also like Danny Devito to voice Wario.
4
mkelley0309Apr 4, 2026
+4
I think it would be funnier if he was Waluigi. My ideal Wario is Danny McBride
4
oddtoddlrApr 4, 2026
+4
They see eachother on the daily, im sure it has already come up
4
Inkstr0keApr 5, 2026
+4
Hear me out.
Danny DeVito as Wario (but I wish Bob Hoskins was still alive for this).
John Leguizamo as Waluigi.
4
ReleventReferenceApr 5, 2026
+1
*Waluigi Waluigi
1
Joey-WilcoXXXApr 4, 2026
+6
I hate the meme ‘this celebrity for every role- joking or not’ shit and Danny Devito is one of the most common ones for this…. But this role is actually perfect for his voice so I agree for once.
6
spoopypancakeeApr 4, 2026
+2
god please
2
BadBadUncleDadApr 4, 2026
+2
Stavros Halkias should play him if ever there’s a live-action Mario movie.
2
PurpleStar4uApr 4, 2026
+2
The internet has never been more unanimous than today
2
AbeVigoda76Apr 4, 2026
+2
Christopher Lloyd as Waluigi. Make it a Taxi reunion.
2
frozen_popeApr 5, 2026
+2
“I’m gunna say the N word” - Wario
2
TallCommission7139Apr 5, 2026
+2
Have a penguin waddle out first, then he speaks, then the Penguin moves to reveal Wario.
2
baconlazer85Apr 5, 2026
+2
I'm still upset he wasn't Detective Pikachu
Don't give me that hope again
2
joecarter93Apr 5, 2026
+2
“So anyways, I started blastin’”
2
azad_ninjaApr 5, 2026
+3
“Here’s the twist: we show it all”
3
SharpPink_GlitterInkApr 4, 2026
+4
I would finally watch these if that were to happen... also I just need him to say "it's a me, WArio" in his trash man way of talking lmao.
4
roccosaintApr 4, 2026
+3
*meets Princess Peach*
"Who's that hoor?"
3
linux_transgirlApr 4, 2026
+3
Im still salty he wasn't detective pikachu
3
DannyTheSeriousKidApr 4, 2026
+2
Shit he would have been great as Mario too.
2
b-T_TApr 4, 2026
+2
Can he just voice Mario as well when we're at it?
So sick of Chris Pratt
2
icey_sawg0034Apr 4, 2026
+1
This will be perfect!
1
HeadbangingLegendApr 4, 2026
+1
He would genuinely do great at that voice.
1
Stunning_Bed23Apr 4, 2026
+1
It has to happen.
1
stupidaestheticApr 4, 2026
+1
I want this too.
1
Select-Opportunity45Apr 4, 2026
+1
Who will be waluigi? Martin short? Mark Hammel?
1
AnonBaca21Apr 4, 2026
+1
John Turturro
1
Select-Opportunity45Apr 4, 2026
+1
John Leguizamo even
1
Doc-11thApr 4, 2026
+1
he was the first pick for mario in the live action film
1
SouthTippBassApr 4, 2026
+1
Wrong Danny! Danny Trejo for Wario.
1
bluehawk232Apr 4, 2026
+1
Best thing they should do is an always sunny episode where they try and make a mario knock off movie and keep insisting Dee play Birdo not peach
1
notjawnApr 4, 2026
+1
So anyway, he started blastin'.
1
The_GoondocksApr 4, 2026
+1
Seems perfect to me
1
RoutineCloud5993Apr 4, 2026
+1
People fancast devito for so much that it gets annoying. But this one is perfect and i have no notes.
1
O-parkerApr 4, 2026
+1
Would be a good choice
1
Agreeable-Agent-7384Apr 4, 2026
+1
It’s the only way I’ll watch these movies. But I just Wario has to be straight up just frank lol.
1
MaxwelljamesApr 4, 2026
+1
Perfect casting
1
YorrinsApr 4, 2026
+1
How bout just hiring a good voice actor? Just because someone is a good actor, it does not mean they can voice act well. Please Hollywood, stop.
1
WorstLuckChuckApr 4, 2026
+1
Get the person who did the penguin makeup to do the wario makeup
1
GristlekittyApr 4, 2026
+1
I’m here for this
1
2reeEyedGApr 4, 2026
+1
Oh shit that would be perfect. Be a great idea to keep the ball rolling with them bc both so far have been great
1
BostonterrierpugApr 4, 2026
+1
As someone who has to watch these movies with my kids and who grew up with the original Nintendo, I 100% agree
1
ripyourlungsdaveApr 4, 2026
+1
I kind of figured this was understood ever since his original casting.
1
ghostdogs2Apr 4, 2026
+1
That’s the only right choice.
1
carlos2127Apr 5, 2026
+1
That's love right there.
1
bugxbusterApr 5, 2026
+1
I see no one suggested **Daniel Day Lewis** as **Wario** yet. Is it because it’s so obvious it goes without saying?
And **Crispin Glover** for **Waluigi** is a good idea obviously.
**Patton Oswalt** can be **Tatanga** and **Wart** (bosses of Super Mario Land 1 and Super Mario Bros 2)
And playing the annoying crying **baby Mario** from SMB2 Yoshis Island will be the one and only Baby Yoda himself, **Grogu Shitto**
1
Release-the-TigersApr 5, 2026
+1
Warrior: Oh no Princess Peach I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong.
1
thebaldguy76Apr 5, 2026
+1
Because Charlie Day loves us and wants us to have the best Wario.
1
ChucktayzApr 5, 2026
+1
Princess peach is just mashin it
1
GabeDefApr 5, 2026
+1
Holy c*** - that would be fantastic. They need to write a better film than Galaxy. Looked good - absolutely garbage writing. Felt like AI
1
FloggingMcMurryApr 5, 2026
+1
We need Wario and Waluigi
1
alphawhiskey189Apr 5, 2026
+1
That would certainly be more entertaining than Chris Pratt’s Mario.
1
muppetmenaceApr 5, 2026
+1
it’s always sunny in mario kart
1
Atmosphere817Apr 5, 2026
+1
Still trying to will Ian McShane and Bill Hader as Wario and Waluigi into existence…
1
detcadeR_emaNApr 5, 2026
+1
I was pretty confident wario was gonna be in the new one somehow. Wild that they added Star Fox to the movies before Wario
1
Upstairs-Thanks4193Apr 5, 2026
+1
This needs to happen!
1
steveosupremeoApr 5, 2026
+1
Let’s be real. Ryan Reynolds is in the running now and will voice another character with no range.
1
onlyhere4thezipline_Apr 5, 2026
+1
Peach is gonna be out on one of the floating helicopter battle ships and she won’t be able to say no…..because of the implication…
1
onlyhere4thezipline_Apr 5, 2026
+1
If Danny is Wario and he doesn’t make his first appearance by ripping through a black leather couch sans clothing, then what’s the point?….
1
gordon_shumway67Apr 5, 2026
+1
I imagine they’d go younger
1
EnelroApr 5, 2026
+1
Genius, but only if it’s rated R
1
Neilio00Apr 5, 2026
+1
That would be awesome
1
MADMEC80HDApr 5, 2026
+1
I have also been saying this.
1
squintismaximusApr 5, 2026
+1
I would love that but I doubt they’d do it cause he’s getting older and they retired Mario’s voice actor cause he was getting older.
But maybe? Depending on how long they think they would need a role for wario? I would love to see it.
1
thebackwashApr 5, 2026
+1
Man this would be perfect. I’d love to see DDV as Wario
1
grammar_fozzieApr 5, 2026
+1
I said through the whole first movie that the entire *Always Sunny* cast should be all the primary Mario movie characters.
1
scriptDragonApr 5, 2026
+1
And Arnold as Waluigi
1
Awesomebacon711Apr 5, 2026
+1
Nah, Mario should’ve been played by Danny Devito in the first place and then Wario and Waluigi should be played by both Danny and Charlie putting on evil voices.
That would’ve been too fun.
1
kittiesandcocksApr 5, 2026
+1
You gotta pay the troll-toll to get into Wario’s hole!
1
Ok-Art825Apr 6, 2026
+1
And I’m in for movie 3. First 2 are a no for me dawg
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