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ObjectiveAside3266 May 8, 2026 +474

And now the oil will make its way through Hormuz and be loaded onto tankers later? Or what is the plan

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Cant_Work_On_Reddit May 8, 2026 +115

Ohhh, maybe tanker-less oil trade? I think if we incorporate ai we may be able to get some investors

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RiPPeR69420 May 8, 2026 +49

Use AI to track the currents of the spill to the open ocean, and where the slick will get the thickest. Then send a tanker to suck it all up. I'll need $10 billion, a tanker, a 50 good men.

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KenTitan May 8, 2026 +23

I can do it with 40 men's and 9 billion plus 1 billion to line my pockets

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Studio271 May 9, 2026 +1

Those better be experienced seamen's, or else you might fail and end up covered in that oily mess.

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robertredberry May 8, 2026 +3

You need a good marketing team at least twice that size to greenwash it.

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thejourneybegins42 May 9, 2026 +1

I was thinking we flood the shit out the ocean with oil, and depending where it ends up we can sell it for profit$!!!!!11111eleven

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RetardedChimpanzee May 8, 2026 +6

Works for logging, why not oil.

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MedvedFeliz May 8, 2026 +2

Who needs an oil pipeline when you have the global ocean current to transport oil?

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enigmaticowl May 9, 2026 +1

Maybe that’s what Trump meant when he told the EU to just “come and take it.” I’m picturing people rolling up by ship and trying to scoop (or suction?) the oil that’s floating on top of the seawater, like pigeons pecking at a dropped French fry lol.

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merkindonor May 10, 2026 +1

Well, the oil thing didn’t work out but we still have our foundational AI technology. We are pivoting to building AI designed AI data centers. We’ve already secured 6 billion in funding and will be building our first 2 million square foot trial facility next to {black neighborhood}

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Serpentongue May 8, 2026 +7

It’ll get lit on fire when it gets closer to the blockade

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Santzes May 8, 2026 +17

I wouldn't be surprised if the US Navy attacked water because it was black

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ViolettaQueso May 9, 2026 +1

That’s what I was thinking.

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secretlyjudging May 8, 2026 +3

Why do we even need tankers? Just let the oil flow all the way to the US.

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Defiant_Tomatillo907 May 8, 2026 +2

If the oil wants to make its way thru the strait, it’ll have to pay the toll. If it doesn’t, they’ll burn it out of the water.

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RobertJ93 May 8, 2026 +3

> Or what is the plan > plan lol.

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Dull_Job_6372 May 9, 2026 +1

It’ll flow all over the world to its intended recipients.

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MrOnlineToughGuy May 9, 2026 +1

You ever seen the Battle of the Blackwater?

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silver_morales May 8, 2026 +41

The Deep is in shambles

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kstar79 May 8, 2026 +10

We know it was you, Kevin.

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MrOnlineToughGuy May 9, 2026 +2

It’s just fish Holocaust, bro.

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Mesphelia May 9, 2026

im dying. Jeremy!!!!!!

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Hvarfa-Bragi May 8, 2026 +71

I was looking at google earth there and this is actually common even before the war. Apparently related to bilge water releases though why oil makes its way into the tanks i dunno.

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ashleyshaefferr May 8, 2026 +36

I bet safety and regulations are super super strict there too

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Cosmo_Seinfeld May 9, 2026 +7

>I bet safety and regulations are super super strict there too One time I was working on a tankship in Birch Bay, Washington. The other watch spilled about 5 gallons of diesel. Opened up the wrong flange under pressure and the wind carried some diesel spray over the side. By the time I came on watch 4-6 hours later there were all kinds of EPA and USCG people on our ship. Very mad at us. Our Captain said there was more paperwork for the spill than if someone had died.

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Black_Moons May 9, 2026 +4

>though why oil makes its way into the tanks i dunno. Usually because a couple barrels of oil is cheaper than fixing a leak.

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UseBackground2370 May 10, 2026 +1

Cause they're incompetent and sanctioned heavily so can't even build anything that actually works.

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hosseinhx77 May 8, 2026 +222

i'm from iran and after +2 months of having next to zero access to internet and losing my job because of it i just don't care about anything anymore tbh iran's regime screwing all of us over just to continue with their nonsense brainwash activities. they don't give a damn about their own people so we also don't care how much damage U.S cause to them or how many military personnel they kill such a horse shit life to live here in this stupid ass country man

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12Theo1212 May 8, 2026 +69

I really feel bad for you guys. You guys have so much talent and potential. Your potential is being wasted by your govt. I pray for a better future for You guys.

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Deltwit May 8, 2026 +11

Same feelings about the American government

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SkindianaBones May 8, 2026 +30

Is that comparable now?

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Deltwit May 8, 2026 -31

I’m mean the leader is a pedophile so worse

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wailferret May 8, 2026 +36

Iran is also lead by pedophiles. What do you think happens to the teenage girls they kidnap?

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MotherOfDachshunds42 May 8, 2026 +18

I believe 9 is the legal marriage age for girls

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Deltwit May 8, 2026 -13

Let me see here, in Iran it’s legal, but in America it’s illegal right? So why is it that billionaires in America who are molesting and raping adolescent kids with EVIDENT PROOF are allowed to not only be freely elected but also allowed to be immune from the law in that regard. Americans are absolute clowns defending their genocidal pedophilic racist leader. How shameful

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Deltwit May 8, 2026 -5

What about ism with Iran… Americans are so delusional

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Dingcock May 8, 2026 +15

Didn't you do that by being up the American government?

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Deltwit May 8, 2026 +4

Iranians didn’t have a choice in their government. Americans choose this and defend it

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MotherOfDachshunds42 May 10, 2026 +1

I’m not American

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SkindianaBones May 8, 2026 +20

So Trump is worse than Iran's leadership? Presumably you're joking

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Deltwit May 8, 2026 -4

A pedophile deporting and using ice to kill people. Manipulating the stock market to enrich himself at the cost of others the list is endless but im not going to bother arguing

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ApprehensiveCalendar May 8, 2026 +19

It's better that you don't because the implication that Americas leader is worse than Irans is so idiotic that any further arguing will just make you look more and more stupid.

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HomemadeSprite May 8, 2026 -6

Let’s just say in a list ranking the world’s worst leaders, the gap between Iran’s leader and the US’s leader has shrunk significantly.

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theorizable May 8, 2026 +13

Iranian people are some of the friendliest people I know. It's such a f****** shame that the regime is so set on being an Islamist state perpetually in war with Israel through proxies. Imagine if the funding went toward infrastructure instead.

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Astiyaag May 9, 2026 -1

You don't need imagination, just look for the infrastructures the US and it's rabid dog destroyed. Even after this war you American still think Iran is a desert without anything. Guess stupidity is your national trait.

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Irr3l3ph4nt May 8, 2026 +26

How are you talking to us? ^(Speaking of horseshit...)

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hosseinhx77 May 8, 2026 +44

They started to sell an internet called "pro internet" which costs 40x the time of the restricted internet, got 1GB to see what's up with the world

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Fit-Ad-835 May 8, 2026 +13

Internet for the rich, and the poor must stay silent. Also, as an Iranian i must add, this is different from white sim card, which is unfiltered access to internet for their own supporters

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Irr3l3ph4nt May 8, 2026 -9

And you're not concerned at all that "pro internet" is directly watched by the regime and that VPNs can basically send you to jail? You just said f*** it and risked everything for listnook karma? That's incredibly reckless, or bullshit.

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Longjumping_Soil2116 May 8, 2026 +18

Wtf lol, apparently Internet Pro is a [real thing](https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/society-equity/iran-eases-internet-curbs-businesses-blackout-enters-third-month-2026-04-28/) >The "Internet Pro" scheme is meant to solely benefit businesses as a temporary response to crisis conditions, but state media quoted the country's telecommunications regulator as saying on Monday that some operators had violated the framework, with investigations under way. I'm guessing our boy Hossein got it from one of those businesses that's prob under investigation

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hosseinhx77 May 8, 2026 +38

nah it's not available to normal people only for few specific jobs and organizations but it's getting abused just like anything else and some of the buyers are making V2ray configs out of those services and selling it to people like me so the IPs gets tunneled a few times before i even use it and btw i wouldn't really care either way, no it's not because of "listnook karma" the hell i want to do with that? im genuinely hopeless and don't care. have a good day my friend

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ashleyshaefferr May 8, 2026 +6

I wish you the best. I couldn't imagine.

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Irr3l3ph4nt May 8, 2026 -28

So, incredibly reckless it is. Allegedly.

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FreeToasterBaths May 8, 2026 +10

Says the nice cozy american

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Fit-Ad-835 May 8, 2026 +6

I mean i live in iran and paid for the internet (starlink configs, different to what my friend above had bought) and use Listnook because frankly, other websites use MUCH more internet. (I also use telegram) I can use Listnook with one gigabyte for a week, just by reading posts and comments. Other websites like Instagram or YouTube will eat up the internet like its nothing

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tb30k May 8, 2026 +2

I was going to say they just wacked a guy for using starlink lol

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MotherOfDachshunds42 May 8, 2026 +4

I’m sorry for what you and your people are going through. I pray for a good and speedy resolution

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Got_Engineers May 8, 2026 +3

I’m sorry it’s like this. I know life is not fair. I’m sorry you’re going through this right now. I hope your life gets better. You are allowed to complain and rant.

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Mr_Engineering May 8, 2026 +2

Keep your chin up my friend

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Gygax_the_Goat May 10, 2026 +1

Take care of yourself and your family and friends, Hossein. Good luck mate. Fight the good fight and stay strong. Thia shit wont last forever. 🙏

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GATORinaZ28 May 8, 2026 +1

I'd like to think that the normal people of our nations hate this c***...I think we all just want to live comfortably. Too bad those in charge dont care.

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Rivetingcactus May 8, 2026 +7

I would have to imagine there is a lot of oil in those waters right now

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Bender222 May 9, 2026 +2

“We know it was you Kevin”

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ashleyshaefferr May 8, 2026 +2

Oh awesome thanks guys

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oneonus May 8, 2026 +3

Bibi, Trump and Putin have done catastrophic damage to our environment with their wars.

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RebelSpoon May 8, 2026

And the Americans, who voted trump in.

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DelightfulWaffle May 10, 2026 +1

And the ones who didn't show up to vote to stop any of this noise.

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New_Purpose82 May 10, 2026 +1

They are killing poor fish!!!

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0x476c6f776965 May 8, 2026 -45

The Iranians are literally spilling oil in the water as they can’t reduce the output, and the blockade is in place. This was the only good move that the Trump admin did during this war

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Seemorebuds May 8, 2026 +24

Causing an environmental disaster is a good move?

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OneMagicMango May 8, 2026 +5

Not one move this administration has done is good. It’s all been one massive and I mean massive shit storm. Would’ve helped to have an actual plan and not just concepts of one that they wing as this war goes on

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Aromatic_Balls May 8, 2026 +2

What was the good move and why?

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0x476c6f776965 May 8, 2026 -12

A blockade on iran as a reactionary move to them blockading Kuwait, Bahrain, UAE, Saudi Arabia

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Dark_World_Blues May 8, 2026 -3

I don't think that is the case, but I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did that.

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Suspected oil spill seen on satellite images near Iran's Kharg Island export hub

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