TACO Trump, 79, Reveals Major War U-Turn in Typo-Riddled Meltdown

So - more market manipulation by the Trump regime? Got it. No wonder Bessent was their face on the Sunday talk shows. It makes more and more sense now.

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Newsflash: there were no negotiations. [Iran denies Trump's claims: 'We reject all negotiations – US has failed"](https://www.ynetnews.com/article/0t2zpd7dr)

He’s lying. Iranian state media said no negotiations and the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed. He only really cares about the investor class so I’m guessing this was all a show to juice the markets when it opens.

The "greatest military in history" losing yet another war.

Stock market manipulation. Evey friday now he does something after the markets close. every monday he wakes up before the markets open and "fixes" it.

Russia has gained tremendously. Iran's regime is more hardline than before after Israel assassinated most of the moderates. Israel has invaded Lebanon and displaced hundreds of thousands. Hundreds of school children are dead. I think this concludes Operation Epic Fury. Editing this to add that you people have your young soldiers too in this senseless war. They would have been with their families today, but they had to die for a pedophile and an apartheid state.

Translation: We capitulate!

The 25 amendment exists. Any company would have replaced their CEO by now.

Lady and Gentleman, President of the United States has Horseshit mouth... For him, war is a f****** game, he seems no thought given... What a miserable piece of shit...

His press conference today displayed wild and unhinged rhetoric worthy of impeachment from any sane citizen of this country as it is clear the ‘deal’ he made with Iran took place between Trump and his own advisers strongly urging him not to escalate the war. It is clear no communication occurred between Trump and Iran because who the f*** is in charge of Iran to Mae a deal? A few reporters like Kaitlin Collins pressed him on who he spoke with since his own comments have strongly been that they have no leadership. He literally said that he spoke to ‘some people whom he trusts in Iran - we took out the regime, we took out the 2nd group then we got the 3rd group - but we spoke to some people we trust - we took out their Air Force, their Navy, their telecommunications so I’m not sure how they are communicating but we talked to some guys we trust will be in charge and we are close to agreeing to about 15 points I’d say to get this done’. So who did he speak with? What position do the hold? What authority do they have to make a deal? What are the 15 points? ‘Well the first 3 points are that Iran won’t have nuclear, I can tell you that.’ It is plain and obvious his own people talked him out of bombing power plants. TACO, again. He literally just talked out of his ass for 30 minutes, contradicting himself in one minute after another while some reporters called him out in real time. I know everyone will say ‘Yeah, he does that all the time’ but that is the actual point. We have lost ourselves as a nation. He blatantly made up facts on the spot, manufactured reasons to bomb Iran, said he never met or knew Joe Kent, his literal handpicked director of counterterrorism- not exactly a low level job - and basically said he gave him the position because he felt sorry for the guy. Not because he had qualifications for the job, not because Joe Kent would keep Americans safe, not because America deserves to feel safe from terroristic threats but because he thought the guy needed a helping hand. Hes not even serious anymore. Hes not even trying. He knows nothing short of free and fair midterm elections can stop him. Hes a walking meme. A Reddit troll who wished to be a real boy and now is gay frog marching us directly into armed conflict after conflict and nobody - NOBODY - is holding him or his unqualified goon squad accountable. People are dying - literally losing their lives, starting with the slashing of USAID funds to vaccine policy to shooting American citizens on the streets to literal missiles hitting elementary schools - and our government is doing F*** ALL about it. I’m so goddamned tired of this shit.

Can't wait to piss and shit on his grave

What Trump Said Trump wrote in all caps: “I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS.”  “Ongoing meetings and discussions” — implying active, direct, productive negotiations with Iran. Minutes later: What Every Iranian Official Said — Simultaneously and Independently Iran’s IRGC-affiliated Tasnim news agency: “No negotiations have taken place and none are underway.”  Ali Larijani — Secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, the single most senior official who would actually conduct such negotiations — wrote directly on X: “We will not negotiate with the US,” specifically addressing and rejecting Trump’s claims.  And here is where Trump’s own administration contradicts him: a senior Trump administration official told CNN directly that Steve Witkoff — Trump’s foreign envoy who led the pre-war negotiations — has not been in touch with Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi. Witkoff has also not spoken with Larijani. “We’re not using anyone as an interlocutor. This is a military action, and it’s got to run its course,” the official said.  Trump’s own senior official, anonymously, told CNN there are no negotiations — on the same morning Trump announced productive negotiations to the entire world. The Bottom Line Trump lied about the existence of negotiations this morning. His own officials confirm it. Iran’s most senior relevant official confirms it. The diplomatic record confirms it. The only open question is whether it was a deliberate market manipulation, a semantic stretch of third-party intermediary contacts into “productive talks,” or a president so detached from his own government’s operational reality that he genuinely didn’t know Witkoff hadn’t spoken to Araghchi. None of those three options is reassuring. And all of them are more consistent with the evidence than the possibility that Iran’s Foreign Minister, Supreme National Security Council Secretary, and IRGC news agency all independently and simultaneously lied about the same non-existent negotiations on the same morning Trump announced them.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

I follow US news a lot these days and when I talk about whatever the f*** you elected as president to my people (I'm in Canada), I feel like the enormity of it all (the corruption, the crimes, the incompetence) makes me sound like Alex Jones.

And this is when he takes credit ending the war, bringing peace to the mid-east, and should be given another Nobel peace prize.

What an absolute LOSER of a president. He will go down as the dumbest president in history. Nothing he says is even a concept of a plan. It’s all just garbage little brain thinking which doesn’t work on a world stage. He will literally bankrupt the US like everything else he has touched

Man, I wish I had a bug in some of his conversations so I could make money like he and his corrupt pals do.

Is there a non paywall one available. I gotta see this thing. 😆

Trump is the most transparent piece of shit to ever exist. TACOs the strikes two hours before market opens until just after the market closes.

I’m tired, boss. Please can we just have some precedented times for a while? 

TACO TACO man......

Can someone ELI5 - why do gas prices hike so much straight away at the gas stations, but then when oil prices drop because he says he's going to pull out of Iran, do the prices stay high for a while and won't come down fully?

Blatant market manipulator grifter pedophiles. The fact that our media and other government officials ever portrayed this administration and its projects as even somewhat legitimate is embarrassing. We should never have even engaged with this stuff a matter of debate or discourse. Every word is an obvious lie or deflection.  

Trump's so out of touch he's still writing cheques he can't cash.

Instead of another meltdown, can he just melt? Like physically? Is that an option?

I'm sure it'll soon be, "I, President Donald J Trump have stopped another horrible war! Nobody but me could have stopped this terrible war that was started by a stupid man, Obama Biden!"

Endlessly repeatable scheme. Trump says short these stocks to close knit group. They do. He manipulates the market not with insider trading but with public statements. They profit. They "donate" to his White House east wing project. And who is going to investigate? Trump's DOJ is completely compromised. They work for one man. Even if they do investigate almost impossible to prove insider anything given Trump's comments are for something completely different than these stocks but just happens to dramatically affect them.

How has the most expensive military in human history not won a war almost a century? Like, are Americans uniquely bad at war?

Speaking with Iran - Bullshit… talking to who? The leadership has been killed. Iran deny talks are happening. This is just spin from Trump to make him look more palatable.

It’s just another pump and dump. It’s like the 15 or 20th time it’s happened during this term. There are people making BILLIONS every time this happens. It must be nice to be one of the insiders. Meanwhile, us minions are losing our ass in our 401k’s.

As someone who grew up in the 80s, it's a weird spot to be in when you trust what the Iranians are saying rather than our own President.

Agree with the OP…and not that I’m complaining that trump chickened out, because it would have been an even worse disaster had he followed through. It’s a wonder that the orange clown can’t keep his pie hole shut.

The US is so aligned with Russian interests we decided to show the world how incompetent our military is, by declaring a 3 day special operation with no clear goals. Losing assets and munitions at an unprecedented rate while upending the global economy. But don’t wait! There’s more! We gave Iran what they asked for (removing sanctions) and will give Israel even more money than we already do because at the end of the day.. America first?! So much winning it is hard to keep up.

Trump never gets tired of eating shit.

Original post before editing. https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/IrFNrCZ9Ls "This post from Trump's truth social is authentic. Yes, the spelling and grammar are exactly as written (he edited it later) but the Dept of State already tweeted the original version."0

And the stock market believes him. This is embarrassing

Lies yet again, Iran isn’t negotiating with him.. they’ve just threatened to strike power plants themselves if their power plants are destroyed. And now he’s backing away. The pressure is piling on him and the US

> Iran’s foreign ministry denied that any talks with the U.S. had taken place He lost a game of chicken so badly that the other side is coming out and saying they didn't even show up for it. He still isn't able to understand that dealing with a foreign country isn't like dealing with a local plumber who doesn't have the funds to do much more than ask you nicely to pay him for the work he did.

Actual link to the actual article so we can actually read it: https://archive.is/yXqB2

You always hope to read this as "Trump, 79 dies of anything." Bit it never is.

We used to be a serious country 

I understand that a military coup to oust a standing US President would set a dangerous precedent. Would that be more dangerous than this insanity?

Let's not forget Iran has reported that nobody there has been contacted by Trump or his administration, there are no negotiations. Diaper Don is lying, just like he lied about talking to one of the ex-presidents or, well, anything, I mean, all he does is lie.

Trump in a nutshell. I make a problem. I fake solve it. Im a hero. What a narcissist.

"Thank you for your attention to this matter" christ what a f****** idiot

"WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK" So now the Americans have witches as their secret weapons?? I don't know if that's cool or freaky as hell.

I enjoy the headlines point out that he makes typos when he's ranting on social media. It's the little touches of immaturity that he adds that really sells how c**** he feels as a leader. Every time there's a national humiliation that can be directly attributed to his leadership, we get a little typo filled (often racist, ablist and homophobic) rant that just adds the chef's kiss of unprofessional behavior to the news cycle. Sarcasm aside, I'm with most of the Eastern and Southern Hemispheres of humanity in an overall negative opinion of the effect he's had on America and world stability.

Uh oh. Grampa found his phone again

Dear Americans, do something already. The world is tired of this and your excuses.

Market manipulation

TACO Tuesday came early

Russia got the sanctions lifted. Operation successful.

You know for a fact the attack will still go either later today (Monday 3/23) or tomorrow. Everything Trump said about Iran, the opposite has happened. At the end of the day, what Israel wants is what will happen.

I don't think it's typos, I believe he really wrote that himself and he just doesn't know how to write properly.

Why do I get the feeling that these "conversations" are news to the Iranians?

OK I've got to ask what does TACO all about?

Why don’t his cultists see what a f****** loser this guy is?