Wait… Taylor and Tay? Well at that rate, the kid is going to have to just be T!
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DorkinfoMar 26, 2026
+42
She went by Taylor when they met. I guess someone had to do something to distinguish from the two Taylor Lautners.
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OldTimeyWizardMar 27, 2026
+1
It’s Taylors Lautner like when you pluralize Attorney General
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bryce_lynch27Mar 27, 2026
+36
They have a civic duty to name their first child Taylor.
And if they have a second child of the opposite sex, they should also name that child Taylor.
The running joke can be that they are both a junior, but that son Taylor is named after his mom, and daughter Taylor is named after the dad.
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jmarsh642Mar 26, 2026
+58
So long as its not Renesmee
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toddywithabodyMar 27, 2026
+31
Absolutely one of the dumbest names in literary history.
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Christmas_QueefMar 27, 2026
+4
And tons and tons of twilight fans names their actual daughters that name. I taught one once.
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Valuable-Ordinary-54Mar 26, 2026
+17
Or Nessie 🦕
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survivalinsufficientMar 27, 2026
+9
YOU NAMED MY BABY AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER 😤😤😤😤
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limecakesMar 26, 2026
+28
Better be taytay
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nhavarMar 26, 2026
+19
It will be Laut-Tay Lautner
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incubus512Mar 27, 2026
+12
Since they are both Taylor Lautner, do they go by Taylor’s Lautner or Taylor Lautners?
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Christmas_QueefMar 27, 2026
+4
The Taylor Lautners sounds like the name of a local Ska band from Pittsburgh or something.
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hamilkwargMar 27, 2026
+1
Just a couple Taylors Lautner eating Whoppers Junior.
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UncleChuMar 26, 2026
+35
It better be Taylor
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DorkinfoMar 26, 2026
+15
The caption on the Instagram announcement said, “What’s better than two Taylor Lautners?”
So they made a joke.
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bigsmokaaaaMar 26, 2026
+8
It's gonna be Buzz I just know it
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boredlady819Mar 26, 2026
+1
I see what you did there. Well done.
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Scared_Wrangler3419Mar 26, 2026
+3
I'm getting wooshed on this. What's the joke ?
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boredlady819Mar 26, 2026
+4
I thought it meant the kid’s name would be Buzz Lautner, which kinda sounds like Buzz Lightyear. lol Maybe I’m reaching! 🙃
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jr_randolphMar 27, 2026
+2
It's wild...for some reason, random as hell...I was watching Abduction earlier today haha small world.
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Fearless-Scholar8705Mar 27, 2026
+2
Sharkboi Lautner
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Ok_Organization_6620Mar 26, 2026
+3
Rolyat probably
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HalpOooosMar 27, 2026
+1
I read this as Royalty, and my dumb ass went “oh, it’s cuz it’s Taylor….backwards!” 🙄
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