If Ted Cruz left his home state...Is Texas having a storm right now? Cruz always runs away from his state during hurricanes.
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PluginAlongMar 31, 2026
+3
I think it's a square/rectangle kinda think, if there's a storm he's left the state, but just because he left the state doesn't mean there's a storm.
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black_flag_4everMar 31, 2026
+6
In Ted Cruz's defense he can do much less harm to the country if he's on vacation.
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Pale-Factor-8574Apr 1, 2026
+3
I tried begging Canada to take him back. They refused. 😭
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Hafiz_TNRMar 31, 2026
+8
Republicans don’t appear to understand the urgency of ending the government shutdown.
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LividTacosMar 31, 2026
+2
Oh they do. They just know that enough Americans are dumb enough to put the blame on Democrats.
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Negative_GravitasMar 31, 2026
+3
That's weird, alright. He usually flees to Cancun.
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restore_democracyMar 31, 2026
+1
He’d better hope it doesn’t get cold again or he’ll fall out of his tree.
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jeanine7377Apr 1, 2026
+1
He’s hanging with Lindsey at Disneyworld
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Pale-Factor-8574Apr 1, 2026
+1
Fled Cruz being Fled Cruz. He probably thought all the heat would stay on Lindsey Graham.
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Particular-Way-3805Apr 1, 2026
+2
Cancun Ted back at it again
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davidkaliMar 31, 2026
+1
They got paid already, why rush them? Don’t be a liberal! (I’m not sure if this is /s)
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Any_Will_86Mar 31, 2026
+1
You know- I finally understand how he wins. If Ted Cruz promised to stay the eff away so I didn't see him around town, I might vote to send the dude to DC/Cancun/the space coast for the majority of the year. Brilliant strategy...
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ilevelconcreteMar 31, 2026
-4
Why am I supposed to care that DHS is shut down?
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B-Z_B-SMar 31, 2026
+7
Because DHS also includes things like FEMA and the Coast Guard. It's a bunch of barely related agencies shoved together into a big pile. ICE and CBP are really awful. The other agencies I mentioned are not.
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ilevelconcreteMar 31, 2026
-8
[The Coast Guard are the people murdering people in boats!](https://www.latintimes.com/coast-guard-intercepts-three-boats-carrying-migrants-san-diego-shoots-one-disable-its-engine-596181)
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