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The apocalypse happens tomorrow. You have one hour. What is the first thing you do before everything goes to hell?

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DiamondCalvesFan Apr 1, 2026 +6
Go outside for a few minutes and just look at the sky, the trees, the normal world one last time. Feel the air. Remind myself it was all real and beautiful.
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Ok-Tap-841 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Reading that felt like watching a movie scene while watching the world collapse
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37853688544788 Apr 1, 2026 +6
Secure water.
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Aegix_Drakan Apr 1, 2026 +2
YUP, that was my first thought. Run the bath, fill it all the way up
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37853688544788 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Yup. My 6th grade science teacher in ‘02 said he did that prior to Y2K. And I was like that is clever. Kept it in the back pocket and not used it. Gotta keep that tub clean.
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Sword_fish_Lazy Apr 1, 2026 +3
check if the wifi is still working
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TrickyD237 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Tell my manager he can stick his second shift up his ass
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JiraiyaDachshund27 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Go and find the biggest pizza I can and see how much of it I can eat..
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Friendly-Horror-777 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Take a good long shit while smoking weed.
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livefast6221 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over
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AdAwkward6460 Apr 1, 2026 +1
aura farm
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KC918273645 Apr 1, 2026 +1
No it doesn't. I'm safe.
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Stock_Bandicoot_115 Apr 1, 2026 +1
I commission a gravestone that says this
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NTP2001 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Hug my daughter and wife
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UnprovenMortality Apr 1, 2026 +1
I have some coffee. If I'm going out, at least I'll go out relaxed and happy.
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Adventurous_Grab2004 Apr 1, 2026
Find everyone I love, get them in the same place, and just... be there. No grand speeches, no bucket list sprinting. The last hour shouldn't feel like a highlight reel. It should just feel like a regular Tuesday with the right people in the room.
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Loup55555 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Pffff.... I guess I'd text him that I love him, since I absolutely wouldn't have time to go tell him in person... Then yeah, obviously I'd go smoke the thickest joint of my life
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AwayAbrocoma9068 Apr 1, 2026 +1
“starts gooning rapidly”
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Suspicious-Dream-912 Apr 1, 2026 +1
> tomorrow > one hour Which is it?
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Maple47 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Both?
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Suspicious-Dream-912 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Itll be 6pm in one hour where im at lol thats uh, not tomorrow
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Lightning-160 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Get a front row seat. No way I'd survive the post-apocalyptic society that would raise from the ashes. The current society is cutthroat and dystopian enough for me. 
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baseballduck Apr 1, 2026 +1
Wait if it happens tomorrow why do only have one hour? You mean it's 11p and the apocalypse starts at 12a?
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Dependent-Chair-185 Apr 1, 2026 +1
honestly i'd just call my parents and tell them i love them one last time. maybe eat a pint of ice cream while doing it cause why not.
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Tuckaho-Joe Apr 1, 2026 +1
Apocalypse? It depends on the doomsday scenario. Are we talking Independence Day, biblical, ragnarok, or some sort of dungeon crawler carl type situation?
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RJCA-Burgt Apr 1, 2026 +1
Take my car for a drive
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naking Apr 1, 2026 +1
First thing, I undress
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pindvarp420 Apr 1, 2026
I'd just end it, honestly. At least I get to decide how I'll die and not risk a slow and painful death
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