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News & Current Events Apr 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM

The Onion reaches new deal to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars

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The Onion reaches new deal to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars | CNN Business
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The Onion reaches new deal to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars | CNN Business
Satirical news site The Onion said it has reached an agreement to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ InfoWars company, in a move that could help repay the more than $1 billion he owes the families of Sandy Hook shooting victims.

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Fuzacris Apr 20, 2026 +1286
With Tim Heidecker at the helm. Can't wait.
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Clammuel Apr 20, 2026 +142
I’m unbelievably excited about this, but I also really hope they involve the Knowledge Fight guys. 
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spenway18 Apr 21, 2026 +38
A segment would be great with Dan and Jordan giving an update on Alex Jones. Either a where is he now type profile or a Stephen Colbert/bill O'Reilly type relationship
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YellojD Apr 21, 2026 +14
They need official titles. I suggest Ombudsmen of Info Wars.
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Skratt79 Apr 21, 2026 +56
The Onion is Onioning at a level that was previously thought impossible!
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baba56 Apr 21, 2026 +31
It's been a challenging 5+ years for them as the news has become more and more absurd that the headlines that the onion once made that were completely bonkers are now a reality.
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AmerikanskiFirma Apr 21, 2026 +18
The Onion is the definition of what chaotic good means
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Jeggles_ Apr 21, 2026 +9
I think it's more that the Onion shows, that lawful good doesn't have to be a boring poster boy.
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Live_North7543 Apr 20, 2026 +173
Omg I can’t waaaaaiiitt
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ProphetOfRedditDoom Apr 20, 2026 +52
So glad this obscure reference is enjoyed by at least one other person!
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DemonicBludyCumShart Apr 21, 2026 +28
Is Tim and Eric Awesome Show esoteric now? Why you gotta make me feel old like that T-T
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dickWithoutACause Apr 21, 2026 +21
What's your dad like?
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CreepingCoins Apr 21, 2026 +23
I wanna meet that dad
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1egg_4u Apr 21, 2026 +12
Doo dah doo doo
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CheesyGarlicBudapest Apr 21, 2026 +7
Help me Hoagie man!
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thepianoman456 Apr 21, 2026 +4
Hoagie man can’t help you
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HOLY_HUMP3R Apr 21, 2026 +11
He deserves this more than anyone and I’m so excited for it
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FiskWolf117 Apr 21, 2026 +20
Hi me mo mo Tim Heidecker here!
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stinky-bungus Apr 21, 2026 +4
Welcome to d******* prices 
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Brancher Apr 21, 2026 +5
Will the people who actually read/follow infowars actually be aware of the change in ownership? These people are so low functioning I doubt they will realize it has been turned into a satire site.
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collarboner1 Apr 21, 2026 +7
Fantastic choice with Tim Heidecker
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Tauge Apr 21, 2026 +2
Why do I know that name... Short Wikipedia search later. "The Tim of Tim and Eric" OHH!
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andythebonk Apr 20, 2026 +2024
>The new InfoWars will operate as a digital platform and comedy network led by “creative director” Tim Heidecker of “Tim & Eric” fame, who will parody Jones himself. Oh hell yes. Where can I buy merch?
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WalkThisWhey Apr 20, 2026 +182
I will call in on my Cinco phone
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snickerblitz Apr 20, 2026 +69
Simply press no times for zero
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BoozySlushPops Apr 21, 2026 +24
I get it just for the cooling gel. Man, that soothes
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Cornloaf Apr 21, 2026 +10
They don't have a call center setup yet. You can only place orders with the Cinco Innernette at this time.
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tasman001 Apr 21, 2026 +4
Oh thank God it's on the Innernette, I'm so sick of all those e-worms and e-viruses on the Internet
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OnColdConcrete Apr 21, 2026 +5
It didn't hurt at all when they removed my teeth
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gumballkami Apr 20, 2026 +56
Tim has been working towards this for so long, so great to see him bounce back ever since the trial!!
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moremysterious Apr 21, 2026 +19
He was totally innocent
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BakedBobbyHill Apr 21, 2026 +16
Thank God he was exonerated, Rosetti the Rat is the one who should be in prison.
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My_Monkey_Sphincter Apr 21, 2026 +3
OOTL on this one
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z__1010 Apr 21, 2026 +8
It's A LOT to explain - https://www.avclub.com/tim-heidecker-is-putting-himself-on-trial-for-murder-ri-1820494473
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mandalore237 Apr 21, 2026 +4
Tim murdered ~~20~~ 19 kids with poison vapes (one was a junkie so it doesn't count)
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imconsideringdascrod Apr 20, 2026 +194
We need Gregg Turkington to review Ben Shapiro-produced slop
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andythebonk Apr 20, 2026 +40
And leave Neil Hamburger out in the cold? 😂
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neridqe00 Apr 20, 2026 +36
Id give it five popcorns and a soda. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤
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cowboydanhalen Apr 21, 2026 +11
I've got the fever. Hope you got it too.
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AT-PT Apr 21, 2026 +5
And throw in one of those little circular pill holders for ivermectin
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USDXBS Apr 21, 2026 +15
I don't think Gregg could handle that sort of parody or improv. He is strictly a movie buff, and I don't think he should try to branch out to somewhere he has no experience. Heidecker is an anomaly, that man succeeds at any venture he tries.
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moremysterious Apr 21, 2026 +12
Let's keep it about the movies
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JaneksLittleBlackBox Apr 21, 2026 +6
With N*** Tayne as executive producer. He gets a C-suite of his own!
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JonJonJonnyBoy Apr 20, 2026 +36
Tim is going to lose his voice trying to imitate Alex's voice for a long period of time. It will be a fun show to watch for sure!
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Mr_Hellpop Apr 20, 2026 +37
https://store.theonion.com/collections/infowear
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yukichigai Apr 20, 2026 +18
Damn, sold out on Pure-O Oxygen Capsules. How am I gonna breathe now?
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djseifer Apr 20, 2026 +13
Watch them think he's being real and not a parody ala Stephen Colbert.
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itsprobablytrue Apr 20, 2026 +34
Has he paid a single cent ordered by the lawsuit?
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andythebonk Apr 20, 2026 +32
Declared bankruptcy.
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Lirael_Gold Apr 20, 2026 +69
Contrary to popular belief, giving your assets to family members and then declaring that you're bankrupt doesn't actually stop court orders. It will take a while, a very long while given how he's tried every trick in the book, but eventually the rope will run out. It's just a very slow process in the courts.
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andythebonk Apr 20, 2026 +40
Seeing his beloved brand turned into Satire in the meantime is a good start!
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celestisdiabolus Apr 21, 2026 +5
> giving your assets to family members and then declaring that you're bankrupt that's called a fraudulent conveyance
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Enron_F Apr 20, 2026 +5
Can't tell if this comment is referencing Jones or the joke Heidecker trial.
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Not_Cleaver Apr 20, 2026 +28
We also need more videos from The Onion movie critic. How else am I going to learn whether the key existential questions are answered in the movie?
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isaacDavidowitz Apr 20, 2026 +18
Brought to you by Pissman's Mustard.
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cowboydanhalen Apr 21, 2026 +4
I'm not getting money for the videos. I'm just getting lots of mustard.
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PM_ME_JJBA_STICKERS Apr 20, 2026 +14
I just saw a clip of Tim doing his Alex Jones impression, and it’s genuinely impressive.
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xynith116 Apr 20, 2026 +11
https://membership.theonion.com/iw/
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theghostmachine Apr 21, 2026 +3
I never knew how much I wanted this
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Crazyblazy395 Apr 20, 2026 +5
The only way I would want to get merch more is if dropout was somehow involved. 
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zacharywasd Apr 20, 2026 +254
the Onion turning Infowars into satire is genuinely the most poetic ending that could have happened
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Keyann Apr 21, 2026 +13
Turning it into?
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iwasuncoolonce Apr 21, 2026 +3
The bunion
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LastWave Apr 20, 2026 +4193
What is absolutely wild to me. Alex jones built his brand in the 90's telling his listeners that global elites were trafficking children. Now he is defending them. unbelievable.
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cubesushiroll Apr 20, 2026 +1308
Believe it or not, Jones these days is calling Trump demented.
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Antichristopher4 Apr 20, 2026 +1045
He says he's demented, then 3 hours later say Trump is the greatest president in US history. He's talking out of both sides of his mouth
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exkingzog Apr 20, 2026 +360
Not sure it’s his mouth he’s talking out of.
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Mubar- Apr 20, 2026 +116
Both ends of his GI tract
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elconquistador1985 Apr 20, 2026 +70
Oops, all assholes.
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Coulrophiliac444 Apr 20, 2026 +30
With his head so far up his own ass, how can you be sure its both ends?
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kellerb Apr 20, 2026 +36
It's an ourobullshitorus
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Coulrophiliac444 Apr 20, 2026 +19
The One Man Human Centipede
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icareaboutpotatos Apr 21, 2026 +4
Schrodingers opinion?
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scoff-law Apr 20, 2026 +5
I remember in grade school learning that worms have a digestive system called a "tube in a tube." Jones talks out of both ends of his tube.
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bigbigdummie Apr 21, 2026 +7
We’re all just tubes in tubes.
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Mattna-da Apr 21, 2026 +4
It’s donuts all the way down
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TEN_K_Games___-_- Apr 21, 2026 +6
fun fact: the a*** and the mouth both do the same shape when you say poop or when you actually poop.
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McToasty207 Apr 21, 2026 +4
Fun Fact as Deutrosomes, all Humans are talking out of both ends, since embryonically the a****** develops first and the mouth is just an extension. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuterostome
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Any_Tour5449 Apr 20, 2026 +19
It's all about the clicks baby.
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dcoats69 Apr 20, 2026 +19
He says trump is demented, but he never says being demented is a bad thing
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forfeitgame Apr 20, 2026 +43
It’s kind of a complicated situation. Disclaimer, all these people are nuts. But Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owen’s have been moving to the hardest fringes of the right, past MAGA even. They all have their own reasons but Owen’s is losing her mind because she thinks Charlie Kirk was a fated time traveler being monitored by the government, and Carlson is going full religious zealot and pointing out how our current government isn’t as religious as they present themselves. Long story short, many institutional far right wing influencers are the leopards eating the leopard eating face party.
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ThePrussianGrippe Apr 21, 2026 +59
> she thinks Charlie Kirk was a fated time traveler being monitored by the government There’s probably some really strong piece of evidence that Charlie Kirk could not actually see the future, but it just hasn’t hit me yet.
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AT-PT Apr 21, 2026 +10
Don't put him on blast like that, his wife has barely finished her round of celebratory grieving.
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DFWPunk Apr 21, 2026 +17
Be careful with that kind of talk. You wouldn't want to stick your neck out.
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Roxalon_Prime Apr 21, 2026 +3
Or maybe it is a strong evidence that he actually could see the future, exactly. It really depends on your perspective. Phillip K. D***, I think explored to the topic best. Although in this case it is unlikely.
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purplehendrix22 Apr 21, 2026 +22
They’ve all realized that Trump himself is undefendable in so many aspects, it makes you look like an idiot if you always agree with him because so many things he does are clearly stupid, so they had to find other angles that still appeal to the MAGA base.
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YKRed Apr 21, 2026 +11
True that Tucker is a religious zealot, but his split with Trump is on the war in Iran and Trump's allegiance to Israel over the United States.
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DameonKormar Apr 21, 2026 +3
Alex Jones has always been to the right of the mainstream Republican party. He's actually been a pretty good barometer for where the party is headed over the last couple of decades. The tip of the spear, if you will.
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HardcoreKaraoke Apr 21, 2026 +9
Yep. It's to get people to say things like the other comment. Rogen and other MAGA grifters do it too. "He has actually been criticizing Trump lately." Which might be true about one comment in a cherry picked clip. But if you listen to their entire show it'll be mostly praising Trump. They just want to seem unbiased and it works on some people.
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Captainxpunch Apr 20, 2026 +4
Pretty sure Jones is demented as well.
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shwarma_heaven Apr 20, 2026 +7
He's trolling for a paycheck: "Trump is demented".... -*here's some money, Alex, now STFU*.... "Trump is great".
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End3rWi99in Apr 20, 2026 +7
I am convinced there's blackmail on him and he can't do shit. Listening to Knowledge Fight cover his interview the other day with Roger Stone, it's pretty clear he can't say shit to that guy. Don't get me wrong, I have zero respect for Alex Jones, but it comes across like he really wants to jump ship but can't at this point.
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Antichristopher4 Apr 20, 2026 +17
I think he has zero morals or actual conviction and his opinion is whatever is financially convenient at the moment.
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cplr Apr 21, 2026 +3
Ironically Two Face is like the only person that talks out of one side of their mouth
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Arguments_4_Ever Apr 20, 2026 +74
Alex says anything he needs to in order to be relevant. He will go back to kissing the ring, he always does.
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Seyon_ Apr 20, 2026 +313
F*** him, "kissed the ring" of a billionaire while decrying the likes of soros. \-signed former Jones listener (His support of Trump broke me out of that shit circle lmao)
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OkBrilliant8092 Apr 20, 2026 +91
Good for you! Welcome to the shitshow ;)
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Hulkbuster_v2 Apr 20, 2026 +14
Honestly wondering if its better to have joined the shitshow or be a part of it
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Troyal1 Apr 20, 2026 +28
Doing the right thing is always better than being a part of it Even if the consequences are severe
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ctyldsley Apr 20, 2026 +14
THAT'S what caused you to break out that shit circle? Dude has been a POS for well over a decade at this point. He's one of the OG's of realising if you purposely chat absolute shit on the internet it can make you alot of money. He's always been a grifter, only self-interested in lining his own pockets at the expense of others. Similar to who you mentioned he supported to be fair...
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Seyon_ Apr 20, 2026 +13
well he started supporting Trump a decade ago, but reflecting on the years I watched him prior he's been a PoS for nearing 2 decades lmaooo.
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Cetun Apr 20, 2026 +6
>Dude has been a POS for well over a decade at this point. Well over a decade? Brother he was live calling 9/11 an inside job. He was active during the Clinton administration. He was kookie but he constantly shit on those in power which was in some ways admirable.
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Cornloaf Apr 21, 2026 +4
I remember way back when he would have some unexplained stuff on his site and people would send me links. I think around 2012 he had Dave Mustaine from Megadeth on his show and someone sent me the link since I am a Megadeth fan and that's when I realized he was a f****** loon. They were talking about the FEMA death camps that Obama was building in Los Angeles. The proof? You could see the construction when taking off from LAX. Too bad he was talking about the old Surfridge neighborhood at the end of the runways.
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OptimusSublime Apr 20, 2026 +10
So uh...do you subscribe to any other conspiracy nut cases? I have to assume he wasn't the only one.
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Seyon_ Apr 20, 2026 +21
While I do still love a good conspiracy (Ala, Epstein didn't kill him self) I'm no longer doing conspiracy "deep dives". But I didn't really dabble to much in conspiracies outside of the infowars sphere. If they didn't come on the show I didn't seek them out.
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NightWriter500 Apr 20, 2026 +22
I don’t even think “Epstein didn’t kill himself” is a conspiracy theory, that’s just common sense. The real conspiracy theory is “Epstein didn’t kill himself… cause that dude isn’t dead.”
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HyperFoci Apr 20, 2026 +14
I bet if Trump bats an eye on him, he'll swoon back to full MAGA in a heartbeat. Look at Joe (I like Trump again) Rogan.
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LightFusion Apr 20, 2026 +3
Only because he's not getting any kickbacks anymore
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Shin-kak-nish Apr 20, 2026 +3
Yeah, then he stood literally behind him a few days later for a White House photo op. You can’t believe a single thing out of either of their mouths.
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Offsets Apr 20, 2026 +24
Because what he meant in the 90s was that global elites = Democrats = child traffickers. There's a relatively recent video of him criticizing the DOJ for not going after the Democrats in the Epstein files. He says he's known that these Democrats have been child predators for decades, and the DOJ is failing by refusing to prosecute these evil Dems. A few breaths later, he says that there was a 2-year period where anyone could call the FBI and report anything relating to the Epstein files and the FBI had to record it--he says that alone is why Trump's name is in the files a million times.
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Rev-Dr-Slimeass Apr 20, 2026 +94
To be fair, he is now on Trump's shitlist. He falls more into the Russian influenced right that is generally less overtly pedophilic when compared to the US/Israeli right.
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The_bruce42 Apr 20, 2026 +20
In his defense, he's got a lot of legal fees and restitution to pay because he's such a piece of shit.
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outerproduct Apr 20, 2026 +12
The venn diagram is a circle.
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Rev-Dr-Slimeass Apr 20, 2026 +17
It absolutely is not a circle. Very different beliefs on US foreign policy.
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Eggonioni Apr 20, 2026 +2
Less overtly while they have trafficked tens of thousands of Ukrainian children, I fear the outcome of what could be found out there.
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Crying_Reaper Apr 20, 2026 +13
Chuck Grassley originally ran on stopping career politicians in 1974. A lot of people are hypocritical.
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cribsaw Apr 20, 2026 +21
When it comes to libertarians and conservatives, usually the fear of what the left is doing, or will do, is a signal flare for their own guilt or intentions.
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socialistForDE Apr 20, 2026 +3
He meant it cynically then though. Now that it's open he doesn't care.
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fffan9391 Apr 20, 2026 +19
All of his conspiracies are coming true. But he supports it now since it’s his people doing it.
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hazycrazey Apr 20, 2026 +16
Idk about all of them, a small percentage probably. His job is to just throw shit at the wall
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Tyrrox Apr 20, 2026 +26
Are they turning the friggin frogs gay? Was Sandy Hook faked and the parents are all actors?
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blogoman Apr 20, 2026 +318
The Onion has had some great ads and I appreciate the infowars style ads this new venture has. I got a good kick out of the dueling “turn your piss into gold” and “turn your gold into piss” ads.
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lamboni2 Apr 20, 2026 +33
"Learn to Float!" accompanied by a picture of a hovering man
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B1NG_P0T Apr 21, 2026 +8
That made me laugh so hard when I saw it in the store. I absolutely love this. And f*** Alex Jones.
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mandalore237 Apr 21, 2026 +3
Douggpound wrote those (he confirmed on IG), he edited Awesome Show and co-hosts Office Hours with Tim.
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KimJongFunk Apr 20, 2026 +838
> a move that could help repay the more than $1 billion he owes the families of Sandy Hook shooting victims It’s time for Jones to pay up what is owed.
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starrpamph Apr 20, 2026 +464
Imagine owing a billion dollars to people because you’re a gigantic piece of shit
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colemon1991 Apr 20, 2026 +153
Imagine owing a billion dollars for treating grieving families like garbage The bar is in hell
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Troyal1 Apr 20, 2026 +47
Imagine being a watcher of Alex jones and him actually convincing you sandy hook is fake. All right well enough some people have crazy beliefs, but then to take it a step further and start contacting the parents of those poor children? Saying they’re lying and acting and they never even had a kid That shit is just beyond evil. His fans are just as bad as him
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crackanape Apr 21, 2026 +12
His fans are bad, but they are also shockingly stupid, and he takes advantage of that.
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QuantumCakeIsALie Apr 21, 2026 +5
> but then to take it a step further and start contacting the parents of those poor children I don't even call back the restaurant to complain if they made an error on my delivery order, unless it's egregiously wrong.  You know, to not be an annoying a******.
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Show_Me_Your_Cubes Apr 21, 2026 +3
I ate a shitty burger on Sunday at a cafe, when i ordered a burrito. I was in a bit of a hurry, so didn't correct them. And I'll probably go back.
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fart_fig_newton Apr 20, 2026 +5
I hope there is a bar in hell that only serves cat piss, and I hope Alex Jones has a permanent spot to stand in (no stools allowed).
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Forgettheredrabbit Apr 20, 2026 +16
Pretty sure he already has a good chunk of that money. From what I recall, he went to great lengths to make his own wealth “disappear” (at least on paper) to avoid paying up.
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TheCheshireCody Apr 21, 2026 +3
[Legal Eagle did an amazing video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmDNz7irGgw) detailing the enormous number of shitty moves with shell companies, transferring assets to family members, and assigning fake debts to the companies with the most assets ("owed" to companies owned by family members) to delay and avoid paying out.
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Kronman590 Apr 20, 2026 +3
Can someone explain how this deal actually worked? Did Jones basically relinquish infowars to the families, and then the families sold the brand to the onion?
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HeloRising Apr 21, 2026 +12
To make a long, long, *long* story short: The Infowars brand (which also means the studio equipment, merch, media, etc) is owned by FSS (Free Speech Systems) which Jones owns. FSS was put up for auction to help pay off some of the damages. The hope on Jones' part was that an ally (and they had some ready to go) would buy it and just let Jones keep running everything. The Onion outbid everybody else and bought it, Jones et al threw a temper tantrum, that has now been sorted out with the courts telling Jones' friends to choke on it. The Onion now legally owns FSS and thereby InfoWars. EDIT: Yes, I realize my summary was incomplete. I am familiar with the specifics, I deliberately chose a TL;DR that wasn't book length but would get people the basic understanding of the dynamics at work here.
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Hugh_Jass_Clouds Apr 21, 2026 +8
Per the article: > Under the agreement, and with the support of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion will initially pay a monthly licensing fee to the court-appointed receiver overseeing InfoWars. Collins said the company has also signed a deal to purchase the full assets once the current judicial stay expires. The onion does not own it yet, but they do have the licensing agreement to take over the infowars brand. The Onion is not out of the woods on this yet, but they do seem to have a strong case to ultimately end up with the brand.
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Rannasha Apr 21, 2026 +7
> The Onion outbid everybody else and bought it, Jones et al threw a temper tantrum, that has now been sorted out with the courts telling Jones' friends to choke on it. The Onion did not outbid Jones' friends. However, the families of the victims preferred the bid from The Onion and argued that accepting this bid would go further in making them whole than the other bid with its greater monetary value. Initially, this seemed to be sufficient for The Onion to win, but then a judge pulled the breaks on it. Now it seems that The Onion has worked out a licensing deal with the bankruptcy court that will still give them control over the IP. The families of the victims are on the side of The Onion, because they're not necessarily after as much money as they can get and would rather see Infowars to stop existing as a hate channel.
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Z-Is-Last Apr 20, 2026 +171
The Onion version of Infowars will be more realistic than the original Infowars. The Onion was always more realistic than Infowars.
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WetDreaminOfParadise Apr 20, 2026 +42
Would love if the used info wars to report some of the actual best news out there
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apparex1234 Apr 20, 2026 +20
They should just change the country's name and rerun this article https://theonion.com/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-region-and-1819594296/
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fleebleganger Apr 21, 2026 +5
Change Bush to and Iraq to
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willstr1 Apr 20, 2026 +6
With the decline in journalism the Onion is more realistic than a lot of news organizations
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Ill-Weather-6383 Apr 21, 2026 +4
I think reality is actually outdoing The Onion at this point.
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AssassinInValhalla Apr 20, 2026 +100
Good. Let that snake slither back into whatever dark hole he slithered out of. Absolute scum of the earth
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Gaelfling Apr 20, 2026 +29
Unfortunately, he's just on Twitter now.
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Crepo Apr 21, 2026 +7
He's just one of the thousands of Alex-Jones-shaped shitposters now.
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Akaijii Apr 20, 2026 +29
That's a five Bagger from me, and a cup of soda
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polarsnare Apr 20, 2026 +5
i give it five bags and maybe a little newspaper for all the news you'll be reading - gregg
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moremysterious Apr 21, 2026 +4
Timheads rejoicing
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GrantAndrewsKidCop Apr 20, 2026 +24
Where my policy wonks at hoping for a Wednesday episode???
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Matrix_V Apr 20, 2026 +10
Red alert, red alert, red alert!
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WickedBoozahMate Apr 20, 2026 +8
Came here to say I hope Dan is on this asap
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Not_Cleaver Apr 20, 2026 +38
The families want this to happen. It should never have lasted this long.
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Crepo Apr 21, 2026 +3
I can't believe Mr. Onion could be bothered to fight the justice system for so long to make this happen (I didn't mis-speak). What a trooper.
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animatedrouge2 Apr 20, 2026 +16
That’s my bright spot
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trydola Apr 20, 2026 +75
Don't get too excited, it still needs to be approved by judge https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/20/the-onion-alex-jones-infowars-bid-00881444 The last time this headlined showed up the judge ended up declining the deal. It's not over until Alex Jones is homeless and on his last breaths
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heyheyhey27 Apr 20, 2026 +20
I feel like they're smart enough to not sell a bunch of InfoWars merch unless they're sure they have rights to it lol
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Hot-Exam3187 Apr 21, 2026 +3
based on the convo from Pablo Torre's show, this huge influx of attention and press is *massive* for their odds of full acquisition. the merch sales going to the families is a big part of it. the judge's originally ruling said that they left a lot of money on the table for the families. now that they have Tim on board, the merch has gone viral, *and* they have had great sales from their newspaper, they have the capital to actually make this stick. fingers crossed, at least.
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albinobluesheep Apr 21, 2026 +2
GOD DAMNIT. I said this this morning when I heard about it, I assumed there was some final step they could still appeal but wanted it to be true that it was totally done
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patsfan94 Apr 20, 2026 +36
Headline from later this week: The Onion's takeover of Infowars, halted by Federal Judge.
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jake3988 Apr 20, 2026 +12
> Headline from later this week: The Onion's takeover of Infowars, halted by Federal Judge. This was done as part of that process. That's why it's taken this long. And also, they haven't taken over anything. They're just allowed to do it while the lawsuit proceeds. They're paying tens of thousands of dollars a month to license the infowars name from infowars. I'm guessing once the lawsuit is finally killed that money will just come out of the total money that the onion pays.
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Levarien Apr 21, 2026 +11
The Judge was so full of shit for not taking into account the Sandy Hook families' proposed forgoing of part of the settlement if The Onion was given the bid. A creditor taking a haircut like they were will to is as good as cash in a bankruptcy case. The value more than made The Onion's offer superior to anyone else's.
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StatementCareful522 Apr 20, 2026 +13
God please no, just let us have one good thing
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RBeck Apr 20, 2026 +5
How's [December 11, 2024](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/11/the-onion-takeover-infowars-halted-bidding-money-alex-jones-sandy-hook)?
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wokyman Apr 20, 2026 +9
I mean, I agree with the whole "I hate this timeline" vibe these days, but this kind of gem could not have happened any other way!
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GeoLogic23 Apr 20, 2026 +23
Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! Knowledge Fight getting some good content lately. First Trump denounced Jones on Twitter, and now this.
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GeoLogic23 Apr 20, 2026 +10
If they're going with a parody Alex Jones host maybe the KF guys can come on and parody Rex and Chase lol
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BobsArsenal Apr 20, 2026 +17
If you ever question your self-worth because of your job ("I'm only \[blank\]," "I never became \[blank\]," etc.), please remember that you didn't make a career out of terrorizing the victims of mass shootings, so you're doing pretty well.
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Hsabes01 Apr 20, 2026 +15
Great business move by the onion considering this administration was going to bankrupt them
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Necx999 Apr 20, 2026 +7
Seriously how can the onion beat the crazy we see everyday out of this administration.
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Interesting_Pen_167 Apr 20, 2026 +6
I'd like to call for the sub to be unbanned since I want to post memes of the dankest variety there now.
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Redditforgoit Apr 21, 2026 +6
The Onion surviving an Onionized world is nothing short of heroic.
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Clean-Shift-291 Apr 20, 2026 +6
Can they change the name to InfoS’mores? Cause that’s gotta burn..
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Dothehokeypokemon Apr 20, 2026 +5
Never thought getting acquired by the onion would lead to more accurate information being put out there but here we are
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God_of_Hyrule Apr 21, 2026 +5
Wait, the onion actually got infowars? I thought a judge put a stop to it, this is great news!
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1Rab Apr 20, 2026 +3
"He has yet to pay a single cent of the more than $1 billion in damages he owes the families. As a result, Jones’ assets went up for sale... Jones said on his show Monday that he will keep “the exact same show” on a new site and will “continue to fight” what he has called “incredible corruption” in the legal case against him."
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WeOutHereInSmallbany Apr 20, 2026 +4
Just checked in on that site, wall to wall racist and homophobic “content”. Deserves to be burnt to the ground but the onion buying it to mock it is almost better
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jert3 Apr 20, 2026 +3
This should be in /r/nottheonion
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JRockstar50 Apr 20, 2026 +4
Great episode today of Pablo Torre Finds Out interviewing the CEO of The Onion to run through the whole situation: https://youtu.be/jC7cZU5_hsU?si=fW6Km430p5NzV52L
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garatth Apr 21, 2026 +4
Get Stephen Colbert to host!
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NYIsles55 Apr 21, 2026 +5
Oh shit, this is real? I saw this from the Onion earlier and thought it was a joke.
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sean_themighty Apr 21, 2026 +4
Would be a perfect platform for the Colbert Report to come back in some form.
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ohnoitsthefuzz Apr 21, 2026 +8
Historically, the Onion's video material has been among the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life, I can't wait to see what they do with this. F*** Alex Jones
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msr42day Apr 20, 2026 +3
Ooooh, irony. Must love this.
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dont_shoot_jr Apr 20, 2026 +3
For a second I thought I bit the onion 
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Expensive_Wafer5053 Apr 20, 2026 +3
Imagine spending years being absurd just to get outdone by The Onion.
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SailorMea101 Apr 20, 2026 +3
FRFR?! this is going to be amazing!
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Worst_Choice Apr 21, 2026 +3
I’m absolutely waiting on this to be finalized as their first article is “Onion takes over Inforwars in attempt to be 95% more evil”.
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ElBastardoDK Apr 20, 2026 +5
Why am I not reading this in r/nottheonion I mean, come on!
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USDXBS Apr 21, 2026 +2
Art Bell is better anyway
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DamNamesTaken11 Apr 21, 2026 +2
Really hoping the judge approves this and InfoWars could do some good in the world for once.
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fsactual Apr 21, 2026 +2
Instead of a comedy network it should exclusively do hard-hitting investigative journalism.
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FtWTaiChi Apr 21, 2026 +2
Here in Fort Wayne some jackass has been spray painting "info wars" all over town for the better part of a decade. Yeah. F*** that guy. I'm so happy 🤣
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Necessary-Drag-8000 Apr 21, 2026 +2
this is going to be absolutely amazing
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Notshady22 Apr 21, 2026 +2
I’m with you on the “this timeline is terrible” feeling, but let’s be real, something this great probably wouldn’t have come out any other way.
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earth-calling-karma Apr 21, 2026 +2
Infowars is the original sin of the internet. This is going to be interesting.
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Cynical_Classicist Apr 21, 2026 +2
The media merger that we want!
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