Leave it to Russians to divide a land that doesn't belong to them and that they have no means to exert control over.
1377
Heroyem2 days ago
+288
Russians haven't even landed there
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mrpoopsocks2 days ago
+38
Technically the US landed there first, put the flag there, so the US owns the moon /j outerspace treaty specifically covers taking advantage of natural resources on the moon and also exo earth warfare ( neither are allowed) but, ya, China blowing up satellites and Russia being Russia and attempting to extend their reach where they have no reason to. So, space wars. Shit is dumb.
38
Blenderhead362 days ago
+33
Unfortunately, the American flags planted on the moon during the '60s and '70s have been sun-bleached to pure white, making the moon a sovereign territory of France.
33
queen-adreena2 days ago
+17
You mean the nation who’s won more wars than anyone? That one?
17
Wintersage72 days ago
+5
Doesn't matter. I bet, if they really wanted to, they could get it done in a special 3 day operation.
5
Gold-Strength32552 days ago
+61
And Russians have a saying that roughly translates as “don’t start butchering (chopping up) a bear before you killed it”.
61
JD39822 days ago
+12
That cannot be real. That sounds too much like a parody.
12
King_Roberts_Bastard2 days ago
+6
Dont count your chickens before they hatch...
6
Alcogel2 days ago
+5
In danish it’s don’t sell the hide before the bear is shot.
Very common saying in many languages.
5
Zixinus2 days ago
+7
It's also a Hungarian saying, although it has it's own variant.
"Don't drink for the bearhide ahead (of time)" or in Hungarian "Ne igyál a medve bőrére".
7
BWander2 days ago
+8
same in spanish! "no vendas la piel del oso antes de haberlo cazado"
8
Lexinoz2 days ago
+2
Similar saying around here, to the tune of "Don't sell the hide before you've shot the bear."
2
KeIIer2 days ago
+7
Because its not real.
'Don't divide a hide of alive bear' is more accurate translation of russian saying.
7
oneofstarks2 days ago
+3
Ohhh, the good old 'Nie dziel skóry na niedźwiedziu'. Poles have it too.
3
Timey162 days ago
+27
...and then throw a fit and scream "discrimination" when it's not given to them.
27
Palidane72 days ago
+12
Russophobia!
12
InformationHorder2 days ago
+12
Russia is the victimhood complex on a national scale.
12
Rush_Banana2 days ago
+19
Antarctica?
19
gravtix2 days ago
+9
Applying their Ukraine strategy to the Moon now
Maybe it will be a special 3 day operation to claim those moon territories too.
9
WesternBlueRanger2 days ago
+5
Typical of the Russians.
Their idea of their self worth as a great power is having more territory, so the Moon is yet another piece of territory up for grabs.
5
JaVelin-X-2 days ago
+2
they will once they are done buying feed for their war donkeys
2
50Centurion2 days ago
+147
How about we divide russia instead so we can give some lands back to the country that were assaulted
147
Sumthin-Sumthin446922 days ago
+31
We could turn Russia into a land that no one person or entity owns and everyone shares all land and resources. We’ll call this system: Share-ism
31
LemurianLemurLad2 days ago
+10
Sounds like this would have tremendous benefits to the *social* structures of their society. Maybe we call it "societism" instead?
10
Sumthin-Sumthin446922 days ago
+9
Good. Good. But it’s missing a sense of community, like a communion of the people and the land. Maybe communitism? Communionism?
9
LemurianLemurLad2 days ago
+5
I think Karl Marx had something to do with this idea originally. We should give that guy credit! Call it "Karlism." Final offer!
5
Sumthin-Sumthin446922 days ago
+3
On second thought, there’s no way that Russia would ever go for a system like this. I can see them getting absolutely Red in the face at the idea.
3
longlostkingdoms2 days ago
+5
And part of Russia can belong to the moon? 🌗
5
Ok_Eagle_30792 days ago
+2
And give moscow to the moon.
2
Unlucky_Paint_91942 days ago
+429
Mf barely are advancing in Ukraine and they want a piece of the Moon?!
Talk about universal levels of delusion
429
Brusion2 days ago
+121
Actually, last month they LOST territory in Ukraine. Go home russia, you're drunk.
121
live-the-future2 days ago
+6
They have to be drunk to avoid facing the reality of their reality
6
Unlucky_Paint_91942 days ago
+8
Yeah ! I should ve wrote in a edit about this fact
8
PossibleNegative2 days ago
+29
Their space program will also not advance in the future no matter how many plans they make for new space stations.
29
WorgenDeath2 days ago
+19
I dunno man, these T-72 auto loaders seem like pretty good contenders for their new launch Vehicle.
19
DummyDumDragon2 days ago
+4
The last ship they managed to land on a rocky barren surface was the Moskva, they really shouldn't be getting ahead of themselves
4
iwantback2 days ago
+76
lol - they’ve never even stepped on it
(I’m also pretty sure, the first ever successful Russian lunar mission will send people with some moon guns… after the eventual success of the lunar base)
76
Glittering-Quote-6352 days ago
+14
The only way any Russian is going to the moon is on a Chinese rocket as a guest. Their space program is effectively done when ISS deorbits.
14
NiFiGaS2 days ago
+19
They will be sending people into moon gulag, one way.
19
7ddlysuns2 days ago
+6
Just like Holstomel airport or Odessa invasion!
6
PerAsperaAdAstra17012 days ago
+3
That would be a pretty expensive gulag ... Falling out of a window is economically more feasible.
3
dimwalker2 days ago
+6
You mean those types of guns which you can buy in any moon army surplus store?
6
Confident-Barber-3472 days ago
+9
Little grey men. They’re just local moon volunteers!
9
dimwalker2 days ago
+9
Separatist from eastern crater republic or so I've heard.
9
Sure_Return39332 days ago
+2
If you ever wielded a Moonraker Laser Rifle, you'd know
2
Stygg_Varg2 days ago
+3
I still remember playing Goldeneye for the first time. What a game. It was life changing.
3
Protato9002 days ago
+55
Someone should teach the Russian Academy of Sciences to read - the UN Outer Space Treaty says "outer space is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty".
55
Hias20192 days ago
+33
Because the UN treaties mean anything in today’s world
33
Protato9002 days ago
+19
Maybe not, but Russia is a signatory to the treaty. Serious countries in the UN should rake them over the coals in the general assembly for flagrantly violating the treaty they signed onto.
19
jeanpaulsarde2 days ago
+20
Russia is also a signatory to the Budapest Memorandum.
20
Jonnyflash802 days ago
+97
Typical Russian behavior.
97
Morty_A26662 days ago
+55
I propose dividing Russia so everybody who Russia originally stole land from can get it's own "sovereign territory"...
55
Defiant-Peace-4932 days ago
+8
Why does this map just say "New Khanate"?
8
WePwnTheSky2 days ago
+2
I propose dividing one Russian in particular.
2
rezoner2 days ago
+18
Dear hoarders.
1) You already have 70% of undeveloped land - maybe do something about that first - it's more readily available than the moon I guess.
2) Wake up. You ain't callin the shots even in your own zone anymore and there are plenty of states with stronger global projection now and they do not make such ridiculous claims.
3) I bet you can't even get there anymore.
18
Twofer-Cat2 days ago
+93
I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism: SPACE!
93
Historical_Owl_16352 days ago
+18
You’re gonna be in for a shock when you land and see the new McDonald’s and Starbucks that have just opened.
18
dvowel2 days ago
+6
Give it a couple years..
6
xX609s-hartXx2 days ago
+2
Then he gets hit by wrecked TV satelites and accidentally reenters our atmosphere...
2
Declan1062 days ago
+2
I'm definitely not keen to go to space, but I have a long list of people that I'd pay to send off to space and never see again...
2
DrakenViator2 days ago
+4
Space X would like to have a word with you...
4
Own_Rhubarb58102 days ago
+4
Deserves more upvotes.
4
RazslavianKing_OG2 days ago
+10
Maybe they can launch a special military operation on the Moon 🤣
10
TraditionalApricot602 days ago
+25
The weaker the military, the more megalomaniacal the government becomes.
25
Bambo6302 days ago
+8
Sounds more like a German reserving a pool spot with a towel.
8
live-the-future2 days ago
+2
Or a Chicagoan reserving a street parking space with a fold-up lawn chair
2
marlinspike2 days ago
+8
For all Mankind
8
saabudanaa2 days ago
+13
Taking our shit to solar system now
13
squidvett2 days ago
+12
It’s a gray area.
Edit: /s for pun measure.
12
TheGreatDomilies2 days ago
+15
Can we NOT lay claims to the damn Moon Antarctica-style?! Anyway ofc its Russia
15
Playwithuh2 days ago
+4
Really though, let the Moon be unified and not plagued by different countries exerting rule.
4
eternalityLP2 days ago
+11
Russia has pretty much squandered all the space capabilities they inherited from soviets. These days they can barely launch few satellites, never mind go to the moon. This is just an desperate attempt to sound relevant while their space program lies in ruins.
11
Jonnyflash802 days ago
+6
Indeed. They can't even land a probe on the moon anymore, as evidenced by their 2023 Luna-25 failure. A task that has been achieved by India, Japan, China, even the small independent US company, Intuitive Machines.
"Moscow launched its last lunar mission – and the only one in post-Soviet times – called Luna-25 in 2023. But the operation ended in failure after the spacecraft crashed into the lunar surface during its descent."
6
Photonforce2 days ago
+2
Don't make me laugh, they have somewhere between zero and absolutely nothing for their budget. They aren't building shit to get to the moon.
2
asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf2 days ago
+4
No objections to move russia onto the moon.
4
dickhouse__2 days ago
+6
Can’t even take the donbass, forget about the moon you cretins.
6
Informal_Process22382 days ago
+3
The russian brain is suited to a zero oxygen environment
3
ObviouslyRealPerson2 days ago
+3
The Russian Academy of Sciences are unaware of The Outer Space Treaty of 1967
Leave it to the Russians to flagrantly violate treaties
3
FatFarter692 days ago
+16
They can’t even handle Ukraine, never mind the moon.
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Under_Over_Thinker2 days ago
+4
It seems like now it’s about Ukraine handling Russia. Not the other way around
4
DifferentSquirrel5512 days ago
+3
Russia. Selling moon real-estate since 1965. BTW the original scammer of that lived in a mansion made of marble after he expatriated from Russia and moved to Boise, ID up in "the Nines". It's goddy af.
3
Upbeat-Whole98972 days ago
+3
The moon belongs to me. It is mine. I will not share with Russia.
3
barktwiggs2 days ago
+3
Is that why russia is bombing every square meter in Ukraine? They want to turn it into a lunar landscape.
3
-GenghisJohn-2 days ago
+3
Let’s disband the Russian Academy of Sciences instead.
3
jello19902 days ago
+3
Doesn't that violate like, every treaty regarding space ever signed?
3
Araminal2 days ago
+5
So the 1998 *Battlezone* game was accurate.
5
Superbunzil2 days ago
+2
Badger here!
Deeployin'!
2
DuncanHynes2 days ago
+5
no. No, NO NooO.
5
KlausDieterFreddek2 days ago
+2
How about there will be no ones territory on the moon but shared space
2
GayGeekInLeather2 days ago
+2
Not that treaties mean much anymore but the 1967 outer space treaty stated that no nation could claim sovereignty over outer space or any celestial body. I guess they could clam it wouldn’t violate it since they are only claiming a part of it
2
beavedaniels2 days ago
+2
Man my friends and I did this shit decades ago when we were kids. Keep up, Russia!
2
autistic_insomniac52 days ago
+2
I would just direct them to the following site: https://lunarregistry.com/
For a small fee, Putin can pretend to own a piece of the moon which is as close as they will ever get to landing there.
2
dlebed2 days ago
+2
It may sound a bit selfish, but as a Ukrainian, can I ask to move the whole Russia to the Moon?
2
DummyDumDragon2 days ago
+2
Maybe Russia should be more concerned about keeping their earthbound ships safe from a country that doesn't even have a navy, before they start getting worked up about spaceships 😂
2
Jaded-Throat95592 days ago
+2
It's the plot of For All Mindkind
2
bought_high_sold_low2 days ago
+2
I call dibs on Uranus
2
Valuable-Shirt-41292 days ago
+4
Space colonialism is political opportunism.
4
Lopsided_Comedian1982 days ago
+4
Wait for Trump to acknowledge Russias right to the Moon and then offer to lift up sanctions pressure and investments in exchange of some of the territories. Another big win!
4
Able-Art-30422 days ago
+2
first they need to land someone there
2
IntentionDeep6512 days ago
+1
smallest countriest get the biggest piece good ?
1
bjarkov2 days ago
+1
Wow. Look who wants the moon.
1
Cautious_Goose_55682 days ago
+1
Did they start looking for a safe haven? May be Trump should arrange their one way travel to the moon.
1
Dr_Poops_McGee2 days ago
+1
Can't wait for Trump to be jealous he didn't think of that and try to claim the "bigger half".
1
PhantasmologicalAnus2 days ago
+1
Why not let them - and then just invade and take it all over. It's not they are going to defending it. And everyone could hand them yet another hiding.
1
New_Study_80612 days ago
+1
And do what with it? Charge a Moon tax?
1
Artistic-Schedule8452 days ago
+1
Lol. They need to reach it first
1
Long-Time-lurker-12 days ago
+1
Thats cool, me and my drinking buddies have decided to divvy up Alpha Centauri among ourselves. I also own a few comets that are about 90% diamonds. My wealth exceeds all of human history. Just you wait till it gets here. Any-day now.
1
BrianWantsTruth2 days ago
+1
Anyone remember [Battlezone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlezone_(1998_video_game))? Russia vs US fighting on the moon for control of exotic resources. There was an expansion where China joins the fight. Absolutely incredible game 👌👌
1
Fine_Huckleberry002 days ago
+1
Clowns are at it again
1
Regular_Print_76502 days ago
+1
They're just trying to grab headlines lmao. They can barely launch satellites
1
draivaden2 days ago
+1
No.
1
Gold-Strength32552 days ago
+1
Fascists will always fascist. 🤷♂️
1
marshalist2 days ago
+1
That was a fortunate coincidence of timing.
1
SkyAdministrative9702 days ago
+1
Tell you what go touch it first.
1
Oyddjayvagr2 days ago
+1
Have we checked if the Treaty of Tordesillas can be applied?
1
colbyjackgoblin2 days ago
+1
Special 3 day lunar operation.
1
MastermindX2 days ago
+1
When all this bullshit ends, they should be thankful if they get to keep the moscow oblast.
1
Mac629612 days ago
+1
Sounds like them….. claim it even though they’ve never been there
1
ManlyEmbrace2 days ago
+1
For the USA it’s oil, for Russia it’s territory, for China it’s ancient maps.
1
Zalameda2 days ago
+1
imo they can have whatever they want in the Andromeda galaxy
1
pirate1352462 days ago
+1
Is for all mankind a true story that is just off by a few decades?
1
PositiveUse2 days ago
+1
Some one’s getting anxious that they have completely lost the plot in the space race
1
Relative-Display-6762 days ago
+1
by the time russians land on the moon, ,mars will be colonized.
1
MGlBlaze2 days ago
+1
Can we please leave our petty and destructive Earth politics on Earth and just treat space as a clean slate, instead?
1
MaxMouseOCX2 days ago
+1
Rest of the world: lol no.
1
_John_Dillinger2 days ago
+1
moon war baby
1
Parking_Abalone_12322 days ago
+1
Only nations that have put boots on the ground should get a say in dividing the moon.
1
Knucks_4082 days ago
+1
For all mankind Apple series coming to life
1
CreativeOpposite42902 days ago
+1
Aliens: HAHHAHA. No.
1
Ravoss12 days ago
+1
For all mankind trying to be real as hard as it can be.
Mad.
1
30yearCurse2 days ago
+1
Is there a part of the moon that looks like Europe? An area like the Baltics and UKR?
Do they think that China is going to cede more territory to them?
India is probably laughing also.
1
Lower_Ad_13172 days ago
+1
Don’t they need to step foot on it for claismies?
Also, why would other space faring nations, especially growing ones, want to give such privileges to *anybody*?
1
XGhoul2 days ago
+1
Okay.
How about getting to the moon to the first place?
1
NOT_EVEN_THAT_GUY2 days ago
+1
moonwars
1
BensonBears2 days ago
+1
Maybe russia should try and finish that 3 day special operation thats been taking years first lol
1
live-the-future2 days ago
+1
Because of course they would.
1
LowEmergencyCaptain2 days ago
+1
Just like Ukraine.
1
W313372 days ago
+1
The moon should not be divided. Coexist and become friends.
1
Professional_Act_8202 days ago
+1
They should use tgeir tanks to invade...the turrets are already on the way.
1
dope_sheet2 days ago
+1
Gotta land some people there first...
1
StoneColdEgon2 days ago
+1
Can Russia even afford to go to the moon?
1
Bowler_Pristine2 days ago
+1
lol, Russia should first propose how to denazify it self, and how to end its occupation of land that doesn’t belong to them here on earth.
1
firepunchd2 days ago
+1
didn't they just crash their lander recently?
1
Ok-Middle86562 days ago
+1
You want it, come put a flag on it.
1
ForceCarrierBob2 days ago
+1
They really are stuck back in the 19th Century "Realpolitik" nationalistic mindset that led Europe to WW1. Apparently, they only learned about Communism and Nationalism in school, when they got rid of the Communism, that just left them with a totalitarian nationalist mindset and a set of robber barons to plunder resources. I'd feel sorry for them, but I don't.
1
Pho3nixr3dux2 days ago
+2
This is what happens when you only ever tech-up Engineering and Physics and your Culture tree never made it to The Enlightenment.
2
YakResident_30692 days ago
+1
I'm all for it as long as we can send the entire Russian elite on a one way ticket to the moon.
1
BearBathTune2 days ago
+1
How'bout sticking your flag on it?
1
ElectronicMoo2 days ago
+1
We can't get there yet, save some dirt for us. Kthxbye.
1
ExileNZ2 days ago
+1
Russia can't even capture a small village in rural Ukraine. Capturing the Moon may be a bit of a stretch
1
Miserable-Scholar2152 days ago
+1
Do you remember the board game Risk? Where you had to conquer the earth with your armies?
There was a SF version, too. With underwater areas, and the Moon!
It was expensive to go there, so no one did initially. But once the first player launched, everyone struggled to get there too. To not leave easy regions to one player by themselves...
Maybe we reached those stages now. Late game, when there is not enough easy pickings on earth left...
1
StoryCautious54602 days ago
+1
No! Nobody gets to own the moon! Shut this nonsense down!!
1
brakiri2 days ago
+1
there will be no "Earth" and "Mars" like in scifi, rather dominions and nations like the New World.
1
wanderlustinheart2 days ago
+1
So we can have moon wars?
1
2beHero2 days ago
+1
They're trying to Donbas the Moon
1
turmohe2 days ago
+1
Belgium gwtting the congo like
1
Zorklunn2 days ago
+1
Of course they do.
1
Agent_Zodiac2 days ago
+1
I'm sure Putin's man in the White House would happily divvy up the moon between Russia and the US
1
DeathByGoldfish2 days ago
+1
Russian scientists propose Russian plan to secure Russian territories on the moon that by treaty doesn’t belong the Russia, or anyone for that matter.
1
Boys4Ever2 days ago
+1
Wars are started by two things. Resources and faith.
1
EQBallzz2 days ago
+1
Russia can't even get through Donetsk so how are they getting to the moon?
1
oneale32112 days ago
+1
While we're at it we should go on and divide up Space so we get our own portion to explore SMH
1
mrtoomba2 days ago
+1
Go ahead, take it.
1
bubosamobe2 days ago
+1
Me too! I want the north dark side! Its mine.
1
201904192 days ago
+1
Is this a farside cartoon? Where the papa bird tells the baby bird, " someday son, this will all be yours".... (while standing on a rhino)
1
nixie20002 days ago
+1
This a spoiler alert for Season 5 of For All Mankind that just started?
1
Patutula2 days ago
+1
Or what if, and hear me out first, russia can eat a d***?
1
Augustus_Kaizar2 days ago
+1
*Russia proposal to divide a celestial body among several nations*
*Portugal and Spain*: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
1
sportow2 days ago
+1
Is potato
1
beermaker2 days ago
+1
Hey, look... The gas station with the fascist/nationalist warmongering manager wants world leaders to take it seriously.
1
dbnoisemaker2 days ago
+1
Sorry but there’s something I have a feeling that there’s something out there that’s not going to let us leave the planet unless we sort out this petty bullshit we have here first.
1
Flangepacket2 days ago
+1
Of course they did
1
oliverjohansson2 days ago
+1
Step one go to the moon
Step two grab the moon
Well, just skip step one
1
whovian252 days ago
+1
Sounds like something from for all mankind.
1
Brnzl2 days ago
+1
What we all could achieve when we would just work together
1
whas1an2 days ago
+1
Have you had enough of Earth war? Get ready for SPACE WAR
1
FrozMind2 days ago
+1
\*Plan to invade and annex surface to protect minority of russian speaking landers.
1
gordonjames622 days ago
+1
Funny
Russia is spending it's wealth and younger generation on war, but want a part of that lunar real estate.
Looks like China and USA are going to put bases there.
I wonder if "space based weapons" have faster strike times than earth launched ICBMs
1
Lythro922 days ago
+1
And so the long prelude to lunar warfare begins..
1
Mr_Unproductive942 days ago
+1
Actually a great idea Mr. Putin. Send the entire armed forces to the moon. In fact. Send most russians to the moon. You can all have it for free once you land. Wish you a safe trip. Don't vome back. Okay bye.
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jiiquu2 days ago
+1
Da, it is historically Russian. We want to protect the russian speaking public´s safety there. Also: We have to have it because uhh.... Nato or something is threatening our peaceful ways of murder, genocide and pillaging. Why are you so russophobic you cant understand this?
1
Shished2 days ago
+1
Sure, divide its land into 50 pieces and give it to each state of the USA.
1
falince1 day ago
+1
Here's a proposal: How about we do not let the Russians decide over territories that do not belong to them? Instead, how about the Earth's Moon becomes a territory for all of humanity to explore and benefit from?
1
Dangerous_Guava_1641 day ago
+2
Did this academy know about this?
2
Impossible-Ground-981 day ago
+1
How much space do they need? Can we just give them some planets and be done with them? They can't even handle what they've already got
1
CryptoThroway82051 day ago
+1
As a Lunarian, we don't consider ourselves Russian. We are a proud people who want democracy and a right to self governance. We may not like American military bases here but they're a whole lot better than Russian ones!
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