Leave it to Russians to divide a land that doesn't belong to them and that they have no means to exert control over.
1377
HeroyemApr 8, 2026
+288
Russians haven't even landed there
288
mrpoopsocksApr 8, 2026
+38
Technically the US landed there first, put the flag there, so the US owns the moon /j outerspace treaty specifically covers taking advantage of natural resources on the moon and also exo earth warfare ( neither are allowed) but, ya, China blowing up satellites and Russia being Russia and attempting to extend their reach where they have no reason to. So, space wars. Shit is dumb.
38
Blenderhead36Apr 8, 2026
+33
Unfortunately, the American flags planted on the moon during the '60s and '70s have been sun-bleached to pure white, making the moon a sovereign territory of France.
33
queen-adreenaApr 8, 2026
+17
You mean the nation who’s won more wars than anyone? That one?
17
Wintersage7Apr 8, 2026
+5
Doesn't matter. I bet, if they really wanted to, they could get it done in a special 3 day operation.
5
Gold-Strength3255Apr 8, 2026
+61
And Russians have a saying that roughly translates as “don’t start butchering (chopping up) a bear before you killed it”.
61
JD3982Apr 8, 2026
+12
That cannot be real. That sounds too much like a parody.
12
King_Roberts_BastardApr 8, 2026
+6
Dont count your chickens before they hatch...
6
AlcogelApr 8, 2026
+5
In danish it’s don’t sell the hide before the bear is shot.
Very common saying in many languages.
5
ZixinusApr 8, 2026
+7
It's also a Hungarian saying, although it has it's own variant.
"Don't drink for the bearhide ahead (of time)" or in Hungarian "Ne igyál a medve bőrére".
7
BWanderApr 8, 2026
+8
same in spanish! "no vendas la piel del oso antes de haberlo cazado"
8
LexinozApr 8, 2026
+2
Similar saying around here, to the tune of "Don't sell the hide before you've shot the bear."
2
KeIIerApr 8, 2026
+7
Because its not real.
'Don't divide a hide of alive bear' is more accurate translation of russian saying.
7
oneofstarksApr 8, 2026
+3
Ohhh, the good old 'Nie dziel skóry na niedźwiedziu'. Poles have it too.
3
Timey16Apr 8, 2026
+27
...and then throw a fit and scream "discrimination" when it's not given to them.
27
Palidane7Apr 8, 2026
+12
Russophobia!
12
InformationHorderApr 8, 2026
+12
Russia is the victimhood complex on a national scale.
12
Rush_BananaApr 8, 2026
+19
Antarctica?
19
gravtixApr 8, 2026
+9
Applying their Ukraine strategy to the Moon now
Maybe it will be a special 3 day operation to claim those moon territories too.
9
WesternBlueRangerApr 8, 2026
+5
Typical of the Russians.
Their idea of their self worth as a great power is having more territory, so the Moon is yet another piece of territory up for grabs.
5
JaVelin-X-Apr 8, 2026
+2
they will once they are done buying feed for their war donkeys
2
50CenturionApr 8, 2026
+147
How about we divide russia instead so we can give some lands back to the country that were assaulted
147
Sumthin-Sumthin44692Apr 8, 2026
+31
We could turn Russia into a land that no one person or entity owns and everyone shares all land and resources. We’ll call this system: Share-ism
31
LemurianLemurLadApr 8, 2026
+10
Sounds like this would have tremendous benefits to the *social* structures of their society. Maybe we call it "societism" instead?
10
Sumthin-Sumthin44692Apr 8, 2026
+9
Good. Good. But it’s missing a sense of community, like a communion of the people and the land. Maybe communitism? Communionism?
9
LemurianLemurLadApr 8, 2026
+5
I think Karl Marx had something to do with this idea originally. We should give that guy credit! Call it "Karlism." Final offer!
5
Sumthin-Sumthin44692Apr 8, 2026
+3
On second thought, there’s no way that Russia would ever go for a system like this. I can see them getting absolutely Red in the face at the idea.
3
longlostkingdomsApr 8, 2026
+5
And part of Russia can belong to the moon? 🌗
5
Ok_Eagle_3079Apr 9, 2026
+2
And give moscow to the moon.
2
Unlucky_Paint_9194Apr 8, 2026
+429
Mf barely are advancing in Ukraine and they want a piece of the Moon?!
Talk about universal levels of delusion
429
BrusionApr 8, 2026
+121
Actually, last month they LOST territory in Ukraine. Go home russia, you're drunk.
121
live-the-futureApr 8, 2026
+6
They have to be drunk to avoid facing the reality of their reality
6
Unlucky_Paint_9194Apr 8, 2026
+8
Yeah ! I should ve wrote in a edit about this fact
8
PossibleNegativeApr 8, 2026
+29
Their space program will also not advance in the future no matter how many plans they make for new space stations.
29
WorgenDeathApr 8, 2026
+19
I dunno man, these T-72 auto loaders seem like pretty good contenders for their new launch Vehicle.
19
DummyDumDragonApr 8, 2026
+4
The last ship they managed to land on a rocky barren surface was the Moskva, they really shouldn't be getting ahead of themselves
4
iwantbackApr 8, 2026
+76
lol - they’ve never even stepped on it
(I’m also pretty sure, the first ever successful Russian lunar mission will send people with some moon guns… after the eventual success of the lunar base)
76
Glittering-Quote-635Apr 8, 2026
+14
The only way any Russian is going to the moon is on a Chinese rocket as a guest. Their space program is effectively done when ISS deorbits.
14
NiFiGaSApr 8, 2026
+19
They will be sending people into moon gulag, one way.
19
7ddlysunsApr 8, 2026
+6
Just like Holstomel airport or Odessa invasion!
6
PerAsperaAdAstra1701Apr 8, 2026
+3
That would be a pretty expensive gulag ... Falling out of a window is economically more feasible.
3
dimwalkerApr 8, 2026
+6
You mean those types of guns which you can buy in any moon army surplus store?
6
Confident-Barber-347Apr 8, 2026
+9
Little grey men. They’re just local moon volunteers!
9
dimwalkerApr 8, 2026
+9
Separatist from eastern crater republic or so I've heard.
9
Sure_Return3933Apr 8, 2026
+2
If you ever wielded a Moonraker Laser Rifle, you'd know
2
Stygg_VargApr 8, 2026
+3
I still remember playing Goldeneye for the first time. What a game. It was life changing.
3
Protato900Apr 8, 2026
+55
Someone should teach the Russian Academy of Sciences to read - the UN Outer Space Treaty says "outer space is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty".
55
Hias2019Apr 8, 2026
+33
Because the UN treaties mean anything in today’s world
33
Protato900Apr 8, 2026
+19
Maybe not, but Russia is a signatory to the treaty. Serious countries in the UN should rake them over the coals in the general assembly for flagrantly violating the treaty they signed onto.
19
jeanpaulsardeApr 8, 2026
+20
Russia is also a signatory to the Budapest Memorandum.
20
Jonnyflash80Apr 8, 2026
+97
Typical Russian behavior.
97
Morty_A2666Apr 8, 2026
+55
I propose dividing Russia so everybody who Russia originally stole land from can get it's own "sovereign territory"...
55
Defiant-Peace-493Apr 8, 2026
+8
Why does this map just say "New Khanate"?
8
WePwnTheSkyApr 9, 2026
+2
I propose dividing one Russian in particular.
2
rezonerApr 8, 2026
+18
Dear hoarders.
1) You already have 70% of undeveloped land - maybe do something about that first - it's more readily available than the moon I guess.
2) Wake up. You ain't callin the shots even in your own zone anymore and there are plenty of states with stronger global projection now and they do not make such ridiculous claims.
3) I bet you can't even get there anymore.
18
Twofer-CatApr 8, 2026
+93
I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism: SPACE!
93
Historical_Owl_1635Apr 8, 2026
+18
You’re gonna be in for a shock when you land and see the new McDonald’s and Starbucks that have just opened.
18
dvowelApr 8, 2026
+6
Give it a couple years..
6
xX609s-hartXxApr 8, 2026
+2
Then he gets hit by wrecked TV satelites and accidentally reenters our atmosphere...
2
Declan106Apr 8, 2026
+2
I'm definitely not keen to go to space, but I have a long list of people that I'd pay to send off to space and never see again...
2
DrakenViatorApr 8, 2026
+4
Space X would like to have a word with you...
4
Own_Rhubarb5810Apr 8, 2026
+4
Deserves more upvotes.
4
RazslavianKing_OGApr 8, 2026
+10
Maybe they can launch a special military operation on the Moon 🤣
10
TraditionalApricot60Apr 8, 2026
+25
The weaker the military, the more megalomaniacal the government becomes.
25
Bambo630Apr 8, 2026
+8
Sounds more like a German reserving a pool spot with a towel.
8
live-the-futureApr 8, 2026
+2
Or a Chicagoan reserving a street parking space with a fold-up lawn chair
2
marlinspikeApr 8, 2026
+8
For all Mankind
8
saabudanaaApr 8, 2026
+13
Taking our shit to solar system now
13
squidvettApr 8, 2026
+12
It’s a gray area.
Edit: /s for pun measure.
12
TheGreatDomiliesApr 8, 2026
+15
Can we NOT lay claims to the damn Moon Antarctica-style?! Anyway ofc its Russia
15
PlaywithuhApr 8, 2026
+4
Really though, let the Moon be unified and not plagued by different countries exerting rule.
4
eternalityLPApr 8, 2026
+11
Russia has pretty much squandered all the space capabilities they inherited from soviets. These days they can barely launch few satellites, never mind go to the moon. This is just an desperate attempt to sound relevant while their space program lies in ruins.
11
Jonnyflash80Apr 8, 2026
+6
Indeed. They can't even land a probe on the moon anymore, as evidenced by their 2023 Luna-25 failure. A task that has been achieved by India, Japan, China, even the small independent US company, Intuitive Machines.
"Moscow launched its last lunar mission – and the only one in post-Soviet times – called Luna-25 in 2023. But the operation ended in failure after the spacecraft crashed into the lunar surface during its descent."
6
PhotonforceApr 8, 2026
+2
Don't make me laugh, they have somewhere between zero and absolutely nothing for their budget. They aren't building shit to get to the moon.
2
asdhjasdhlkjashdhgfApr 8, 2026
+4
No objections to move russia onto the moon.
4
dickhouse__Apr 8, 2026
+6
Can’t even take the donbass, forget about the moon you cretins.
6
Informal_Process2238Apr 8, 2026
+3
The russian brain is suited to a zero oxygen environment
3
ObviouslyRealPersonApr 8, 2026
+3
The Russian Academy of Sciences are unaware of The Outer Space Treaty of 1967
Leave it to the Russians to flagrantly violate treaties
3
FatFarter69Apr 8, 2026
+16
They can’t even handle Ukraine, never mind the moon.
16
Under_Over_ThinkerApr 8, 2026
+4
It seems like now it’s about Ukraine handling Russia. Not the other way around
4
DifferentSquirrel551Apr 8, 2026
+3
Russia. Selling moon real-estate since 1965. BTW the original scammer of that lived in a mansion made of marble after he expatriated from Russia and moved to Boise, ID up in "the Nines". It's goddy af.
3
Upbeat-Whole9897Apr 8, 2026
+3
The moon belongs to me. It is mine. I will not share with Russia.
3
barktwiggsApr 8, 2026
+3
Is that why russia is bombing every square meter in Ukraine? They want to turn it into a lunar landscape.
3
-GenghisJohn-Apr 8, 2026
+3
Let’s disband the Russian Academy of Sciences instead.
3
jello1990Apr 8, 2026
+3
Doesn't that violate like, every treaty regarding space ever signed?
3
AraminalApr 8, 2026
+5
So the 1998 *Battlezone* game was accurate.
5
SuperbunzilApr 8, 2026
+2
Badger here!
Deeployin'!
2
DuncanHynesApr 8, 2026
+5
no. No, NO NooO.
5
KlausDieterFreddekApr 8, 2026
+2
How about there will be no ones territory on the moon but shared space
2
GayGeekInLeatherApr 8, 2026
+2
Not that treaties mean much anymore but the 1967 outer space treaty stated that no nation could claim sovereignty over outer space or any celestial body. I guess they could clam it wouldn’t violate it since they are only claiming a part of it
2
beavedanielsApr 8, 2026
+2
Man my friends and I did this shit decades ago when we were kids. Keep up, Russia!
2
autistic_insomniac5Apr 8, 2026
+2
I would just direct them to the following site: https://lunarregistry.com/
For a small fee, Putin can pretend to own a piece of the moon which is as close as they will ever get to landing there.
2
dlebedApr 8, 2026
+2
It may sound a bit selfish, but as a Ukrainian, can I ask to move the whole Russia to the Moon?
2
DummyDumDragonApr 8, 2026
+2
Maybe Russia should be more concerned about keeping their earthbound ships safe from a country that doesn't even have a navy, before they start getting worked up about spaceships 😂
2
Jaded-Throat9559Apr 8, 2026
+2
It's the plot of For All Mindkind
2
bought_high_sold_lowApr 8, 2026
+2
I call dibs on Uranus
2
Valuable-Shirt-4129Apr 8, 2026
+4
Space colonialism is political opportunism.
4
Lopsided_Comedian198Apr 8, 2026
+4
Wait for Trump to acknowledge Russias right to the Moon and then offer to lift up sanctions pressure and investments in exchange of some of the territories. Another big win!
4
Able-Art-3042Apr 8, 2026
+2
first they need to land someone there
2
IntentionDeep651Apr 8, 2026
+1
smallest countriest get the biggest piece good ?
1
bjarkovApr 8, 2026
+1
Wow. Look who wants the moon.
1
Cautious_Goose_5568Apr 8, 2026
+1
Did they start looking for a safe haven? May be Trump should arrange their one way travel to the moon.
1
Dr_Poops_McGeeApr 8, 2026
+1
Can't wait for Trump to be jealous he didn't think of that and try to claim the "bigger half".
1
PhantasmologicalAnusApr 8, 2026
+1
Why not let them - and then just invade and take it all over. It's not they are going to defending it. And everyone could hand them yet another hiding.
1
New_Study_8061Apr 8, 2026
+1
And do what with it? Charge a Moon tax?
1
Artistic-Schedule845Apr 8, 2026
+1
Lol. They need to reach it first
1
Long-Time-lurker-1Apr 8, 2026
+1
Thats cool, me and my drinking buddies have decided to divvy up Alpha Centauri among ourselves. I also own a few comets that are about 90% diamonds. My wealth exceeds all of human history. Just you wait till it gets here. Any-day now.
1
BrianWantsTruthApr 8, 2026
+1
Anyone remember [Battlezone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlezone_(1998_video_game))? Russia vs US fighting on the moon for control of exotic resources. There was an expansion where China joins the fight. Absolutely incredible game 👌👌
1
Fine_Huckleberry00Apr 8, 2026
+1
Clowns are at it again
1
Regular_Print_7650Apr 8, 2026
+1
They're just trying to grab headlines lmao. They can barely launch satellites
1
draivadenApr 8, 2026
+1
No.
1
Gold-Strength3255Apr 8, 2026
+1
Fascists will always fascist. 🤷♂️
1
marshalistApr 8, 2026
+1
That was a fortunate coincidence of timing.
1
SkyAdministrative970Apr 8, 2026
+1
Tell you what go touch it first.
1
OyddjayvagrApr 8, 2026
+1
Have we checked if the Treaty of Tordesillas can be applied?
1
colbyjackgoblinApr 8, 2026
+1
Special 3 day lunar operation.
1
MastermindXApr 8, 2026
+1
When all this bullshit ends, they should be thankful if they get to keep the moscow oblast.
1
Mac62961Apr 8, 2026
+1
Sounds like them….. claim it even though they’ve never been there
1
ManlyEmbraceApr 8, 2026
+1
For the USA it’s oil, for Russia it’s territory, for China it’s ancient maps.
1
ZalamedaApr 8, 2026
+1
imo they can have whatever they want in the Andromeda galaxy
1
pirate135246Apr 8, 2026
+1
Is for all mankind a true story that is just off by a few decades?
1
PositiveUseApr 8, 2026
+1
Some one’s getting anxious that they have completely lost the plot in the space race
1
Relative-Display-676Apr 8, 2026
+1
by the time russians land on the moon, ,mars will be colonized.
1
MGlBlazeApr 8, 2026
+1
Can we please leave our petty and destructive Earth politics on Earth and just treat space as a clean slate, instead?
1
MaxMouseOCXApr 8, 2026
+1
Rest of the world: lol no.
1
_John_DillingerApr 8, 2026
+1
moon war baby
1
Parking_Abalone_1232Apr 8, 2026
+1
Only nations that have put boots on the ground should get a say in dividing the moon.
1
Knucks_408Apr 8, 2026
+1
For all mankind Apple series coming to life
1
CreativeOpposite4290Apr 8, 2026
+1
Aliens: HAHHAHA. No.
1
Ravoss1Apr 8, 2026
+1
For all mankind trying to be real as hard as it can be.
Mad.
1
30yearCurseApr 8, 2026
+1
Is there a part of the moon that looks like Europe? An area like the Baltics and UKR?
Do they think that China is going to cede more territory to them?
India is probably laughing also.
1
Lower_Ad_1317Apr 8, 2026
+1
Don’t they need to step foot on it for claismies?
Also, why would other space faring nations, especially growing ones, want to give such privileges to *anybody*?
1
XGhoulApr 8, 2026
+1
Okay.
How about getting to the moon to the first place?
1
NOT_EVEN_THAT_GUYApr 8, 2026
+1
moonwars
1
BensonBearsApr 8, 2026
+1
Maybe russia should try and finish that 3 day special operation thats been taking years first lol
1
live-the-futureApr 8, 2026
+1
Because of course they would.
1
LowEmergencyCaptainApr 8, 2026
+1
Just like Ukraine.
1
W31337Apr 8, 2026
+1
The moon should not be divided. Coexist and become friends.
1
Professional_Act_820Apr 8, 2026
+1
They should use tgeir tanks to invade...the turrets are already on the way.
1
dope_sheetApr 8, 2026
+1
Gotta land some people there first...
1
StoneColdEgonApr 8, 2026
+1
Can Russia even afford to go to the moon?
1
Bowler_PristineApr 8, 2026
+1
lol, Russia should first propose how to denazify it self, and how to end its occupation of land that doesn’t belong to them here on earth.
1
firepunchdApr 8, 2026
+1
didn't they just crash their lander recently?
1
Ok-Middle8656Apr 8, 2026
+1
You want it, come put a flag on it.
1
ForceCarrierBobApr 8, 2026
+1
They really are stuck back in the 19th Century "Realpolitik" nationalistic mindset that led Europe to WW1. Apparently, they only learned about Communism and Nationalism in school, when they got rid of the Communism, that just left them with a totalitarian nationalist mindset and a set of robber barons to plunder resources. I'd feel sorry for them, but I don't.
1
Pho3nixr3duxApr 8, 2026
+2
This is what happens when you only ever tech-up Engineering and Physics and your Culture tree never made it to The Enlightenment.
2
YakResident_3069Apr 8, 2026
+1
I'm all for it as long as we can send the entire Russian elite on a one way ticket to the moon.
1
BearBathTuneApr 8, 2026
+1
How'bout sticking your flag on it?
1
ElectronicMooApr 8, 2026
+1
We can't get there yet, save some dirt for us. Kthxbye.
1
ExileNZApr 8, 2026
+1
Russia can't even capture a small village in rural Ukraine. Capturing the Moon may be a bit of a stretch
1
Miserable-Scholar215Apr 8, 2026
+1
Do you remember the board game Risk? Where you had to conquer the earth with your armies?
There was a SF version, too. With underwater areas, and the Moon!
It was expensive to go there, so no one did initially. But once the first player launched, everyone struggled to get there too. To not leave easy regions to one player by themselves...
Maybe we reached those stages now. Late game, when there is not enough easy pickings on earth left...
1
StoryCautious5460Apr 8, 2026
+1
No! Nobody gets to own the moon! Shut this nonsense down!!
1
brakiriApr 8, 2026
+1
there will be no "Earth" and "Mars" like in scifi, rather dominions and nations like the New World.
1
wanderlustinheartApr 8, 2026
+1
So we can have moon wars?
1
2beHeroApr 8, 2026
+1
They're trying to Donbas the Moon
1
turmoheApr 8, 2026
+1
Belgium gwtting the congo like
1
ZorklunnApr 8, 2026
+1
Of course they do.
1
Agent_ZodiacApr 8, 2026
+1
I'm sure Putin's man in the White House would happily divvy up the moon between Russia and the US
1
DeathByGoldfishApr 8, 2026
+1
Russian scientists propose Russian plan to secure Russian territories on the moon that by treaty doesn’t belong the Russia, or anyone for that matter.
1
Boys4EverApr 8, 2026
+1
Wars are started by two things. Resources and faith.
1
EQBallzzApr 8, 2026
+1
Russia can't even get through Donetsk so how are they getting to the moon?
1
oneale3211Apr 8, 2026
+1
While we're at it we should go on and divide up Space so we get our own portion to explore SMH
1
mrtoombaApr 8, 2026
+1
Go ahead, take it.
1
bubosamobeApr 8, 2026
+1
Me too! I want the north dark side! Its mine.
1
20190419Apr 8, 2026
+1
Is this a farside cartoon? Where the papa bird tells the baby bird, " someday son, this will all be yours".... (while standing on a rhino)
1
nixie2000Apr 8, 2026
+1
This a spoiler alert for Season 5 of For All Mankind that just started?
1
PatutulaApr 8, 2026
+1
Or what if, and hear me out first, russia can eat a d***?
1
Augustus_KaizarApr 8, 2026
+1
*Russia proposal to divide a celestial body among several nations*
*Portugal and Spain*: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
1
sportowApr 8, 2026
+1
Is potato
1
beermakerApr 8, 2026
+1
Hey, look... The gas station with the fascist/nationalist warmongering manager wants world leaders to take it seriously.
1
dbnoisemakerApr 8, 2026
+1
Sorry but there’s something I have a feeling that there’s something out there that’s not going to let us leave the planet unless we sort out this petty bullshit we have here first.
1
FlangepacketApr 8, 2026
+1
Of course they did
1
oliverjohanssonApr 8, 2026
+1
Step one go to the moon
Step two grab the moon
Well, just skip step one
1
whovian25Apr 8, 2026
+1
Sounds like something from for all mankind.
1
BrnzlApr 8, 2026
+1
What we all could achieve when we would just work together
1
whas1anApr 8, 2026
+1
Have you had enough of Earth war? Get ready for SPACE WAR
1
FrozMindApr 8, 2026
+1
\*Plan to invade and annex surface to protect minority of russian speaking landers.
1
gordonjames62Apr 8, 2026
+1
Funny
Russia is spending it's wealth and younger generation on war, but want a part of that lunar real estate.
Looks like China and USA are going to put bases there.
I wonder if "space based weapons" have faster strike times than earth launched ICBMs
1
Lythro92Apr 8, 2026
+1
And so the long prelude to lunar warfare begins..
1
Mr_Unproductive94Apr 8, 2026
+1
Actually a great idea Mr. Putin. Send the entire armed forces to the moon. In fact. Send most russians to the moon. You can all have it for free once you land. Wish you a safe trip. Don't vome back. Okay bye.
1
jiiquuApr 9, 2026
+1
Da, it is historically Russian. We want to protect the russian speaking public´s safety there. Also: We have to have it because uhh.... Nato or something is threatening our peaceful ways of murder, genocide and pillaging. Why are you so russophobic you cant understand this?
1
ShishedApr 9, 2026
+1
Sure, divide its land into 50 pieces and give it to each state of the USA.
1
falinceApr 9, 2026
+1
Here's a proposal: How about we do not let the Russians decide over territories that do not belong to them? Instead, how about the Earth's Moon becomes a territory for all of humanity to explore and benefit from?
1
Dangerous_Guava_164Apr 9, 2026
+2
Did this academy know about this?
2
Impossible-Ground-98Apr 9, 2026
+1
How much space do they need? Can we just give them some planets and be done with them? They can't even handle what they've already got
1
CryptoThroway8205Apr 10, 2026
+1
As a Lunarian, we don't consider ourselves Russian. We are a proud people who want democracy and a right to self governance. We may not like American military bases here but they're a whole lot better than Russian ones!
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