The White House has an app now, and Trump wants you to report people to ICE on it

Reporting Elon Musk now thx

Melania worked illegally in the US while on a tourist visa. She’s got to go!

They haven't learnt what a bunch of twats we can be yet? Who's up for typing in Melania's details? ;o)

Oh well that I must oblige! Pretty sure Melanoma Trump came in illegally, so I'll start there.

yeah, no. I'm not installing anything from this government on my phone.

So many data issues with this app. If you look at the GooglePlay store information the app can run on startup, prevent phone from sleeping, control vibration, appear on top of other apps and have full network access. Also, the first version of this app is Version 47.0. Of course it is.

Good chance someone got paid handsomely for this app. Ultimately it's all about $$s here.

If Nazi Germany , fascist Italy, or Communist Russia could have had an App.. They would have totally had this app.

Report Melania.

Is there a place to report pedophiles? If so, I have someone to report. Gotta hurry though, dementia has set in and it won’t be long he will not be able to stand trial

report every house with a Trump flag or Trump bumpersticker.

you guys know what to do

So an open reporting portal? That goes straight to the White House? Internet... you know what to do.

A new official White House app on Android and iOS takes the content from the White House website and copies it into app format. A handful of tabs in the app mostly replicate pages that exist on the Trump Administration’s version of the White House website, including news, livestreams, social feeds, and a gallery. A prominent “Get in Touch” button on the social feeds tab includes an option for users to submit a tip to ICE, which takes them to a tip form on the ICE website. Read more: [https://www.theverge.com/tech/902703/white-house-app-iphone-android](https://www.theverge.com/tech/902703/white-house-app-iphone-android)

Snitch lines are such a recurring theme with these people. "Report on your neighbors!"

How long will this take to get flooded with false leads?

It would sure be a shame if people mass reported Republican senators, congresspeople and general staffers.

Oh hey well I turn in Billy man Hey man you sold me that shit man It wouldn′t get a fly high the other day man

Would be a shame if everyone reported Melania....

So what happens if I just take pictures of ice agents at the airport every time they're not doing anything and submit it?

This won't get abused with thousands of false reports....

I believe all the Trump children (except the quiet one Tiffany) are illegal Anchor Babies... gotta report 'em!

Nope. Not a chance.

Fat f****** chance.

So what we do is report false sightings keeping ICE chasing red herrings…😂

Anyone need anymore proof that ICE is just paramilitary at this point? That genuine fascists are in charge of the US?

Everyone should report Stephen Miller. That should be the only report they get.

report maggots instead

$1,000 for each referral??

INTERAGENCY TRANSMISSION To: IcE (Intensely confused Enforcement… probably) From: Bureau of Mild Concern and Questionable Paperwork Date: March 27, 2026 Subject: Ongoing Situation Report – “Guy in the Big White House” --- SUBJECT OVERVIEW - Codename: “Commander-ish” - Location: Large white building, hard to miss, lots of columns - Security Level: Extremely high (unless it’s a tour day) - Current Status: Still there. Somehow still there. --- EXECUTIVE SUMMARY Per your request (which we’re still not sure you meant to send to us), the subject continues to occupy the primary office in the Big White House™ and perform duties consistent with “running the country,” or at least looking busy doing so. Subject displays ongoing symptoms of: - Saying things - Being recorded saying those things - Then clarifying the things - Then clarifying the clarification This cycle repeats indefinitely. --- BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS - Frequently speaks in confident tones regardless of actual certainty levels. - Exhibits advanced ability to answer questions by discussing something else entirely. - Appears energized by microphones, cameras, and situations that could have been emails. Notable Pattern: Subject will begin a sentence with “Let me be clear…” → Clarity does not follow. --- DAILY ROUTINE (APPROXIMATE) 1. Wake up 2. Briefing (absorbed at 60–80% efficiency) 3. Say something important 4. Staff panic quietly 5. Clarification issued 6. Repeat Step 3 but louder --- COMMUNICATION METHODS - Teleprompter (preferred) - Off-the-cuff remarks (high risk, high chaos) - Social media (classified as “unpredictable weather event”) --- STRENGTHS - Has access to a lot of buttons (importance unclear but concerning) - Can make entire rooms nod even when confused - Elite handshake endurance --- WEAKNESSES - Prone to “just one more comment” syndrome - Statements occasionally age poorly within minutes - Vulnerable to follow-up questions (critical weakness) --- THREAT LEVEL - To national stability: ¯\(ツ)/¯ - To press secretaries: Severe - To fact-checkers: Catastrophic workload levels --- INTERAGENCY NOTES FOR IcE - We are still unclear what your agency actually does (please advise). - If your goal was enforcement, subject cannot be “contained,” only scheduled. - Recommend continued observation and snacks. --- FINAL ASSESSMENT Subject remains fully operational, highly visible, and continues to generate both policy decisions and group chats titled “did you hear what he just said???” No immediate action recommended, mostly because no one agrees what that action would even be. --- Filed By: Agent “I Just Work Here” Signature: [Coffee stain shaped like regret]

There's one at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

I’m am just repeatedly giving it a one star rating. Seems to be doing something.

Everyone use the app to report trump to ice.

Apple should either remove this app or restore the ICEBLOCK app.

I'm sure that will totally work out and not backfire....

Flood it with false reports?

Flood it with tips on pedophiles named in the Jeffrey Trump-stein files!

Report maga neighbors. Be f****** relentless

In theory, doesn't that mean if a Democrat wins the White House, they wouldnahve control over it? Would be funny making that and have it in the control of democrats.

What is Melania’s address?

In the age of any old dumbass being able to make a bot with AI. Brave of them (not that I would condone that behavior....)

Yeah, I’m getting right on that.

What kind of bootlicking idiot would volunteer to install government spy software on their phone by literally downloading an app for it??

Oh my god, they're actually trying to implement [Curtis Yarvin's "Trump app"](https://theweek.com/politics/1003035/the-far-right-contemplates-an-american-caesar) idea for how to do a self-coup, but of course in the laziest, stupidest, most ineffectual way imaginable.

Operation "MY EYES" is go. Uploading bee movie script and sonic R34 art now.

Can we make comments on it like f*** you

Let’s crash the app with trash

I’m definitely not going to just report magas.

Cool. Crowdsourcing the Gestapo.

Took them long enough. I thought Snitchstagram would have been out ages ago with all them technocrat friends of Trump.

Hello ICE, there’s at least one illegal immigrant at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, DC. Other known locations are 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach and 725 5th Ave, New York.

Is the person who wrote the headline capable of forming a proper sentence? This HURTS!

We could post clips of the r*** survivors and the court cases against trump

Report Melania