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azad_ninja Apr 10, 2026 +1536

Arrested over what, 5 sets of Lego?

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camshun7 Apr 10, 2026 +619

"The police are putting a case together as we speak"

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just_nobodys_opinion Apr 10, 2026 +221

*Building a case piece by piece

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DannoCC Apr 10, 2026 +104

Brick by brick

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Asleep_Document9811 Apr 10, 2026 +25

🎵 Suck my d*** 🎵

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BossBark Apr 11, 2026 +18

No matter how thin

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Brilliant_Mix_6051 Apr 11, 2026 +19

No matter how thick

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SnootSnootBasilisk Apr 12, 2026 +3

This comment thread swerved right so fast

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Imsurelucky Apr 12, 2026 +6

Is it better if it swerves left?

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Asleep_Document9811 Apr 12, 2026

Just so nobody is left out of the loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohU3gA2YzKk

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lordmycal Apr 10, 2026 +6

Natalie Portman? Is that you?

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ARoroncyObserver Apr 11, 2026 +7

24/7 gettin' head while I'm swervin'

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JIsADev Apr 11, 2026 +2

I'm lost

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GozerDGozerian Apr 11, 2026 +8

She was princess amadala in one of those Star Trek movies.

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Osiris32 Apr 11, 2026 +3

No no, she was in Devil Wears Gucci.

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ARoroncyObserver Apr 11, 2026 +6

There was a snl skit with Natalie portman rapping. Look it up it's gold

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WillemDafoesHugeCock Apr 11, 2026 +12

No, no, no, no, no, that is literally the same joke but you made it completely dogshit.

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Ivotedforthehookers Apr 11, 2026 -1

I heard the case was delayed due to injury someone stepped on a piece of evidence.

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Jackdunc Apr 11, 2026 +9

The bottom of their feet must hurt by now

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spdelope Apr 11, 2026 +4

They’re working in shifts

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kinkyslc1 Apr 12, 2026 +1

They got us working in shifts!

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Safe-Heat1644 Apr 10, 2026 +110

Half a millennium falcon

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shaka893P Apr 10, 2026 +53

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?

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xXThreeRoundXx Apr 10, 2026 +19

OK OK OK. So who's left? Well, where were you!?

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Prometheus_Bobert Apr 11, 2026 +19

Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?

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MortLightstone Apr 11, 2026 +4

It's a c**** knockoff of a Maltese falcon

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Rynowash Apr 11, 2026 +3

Peanut butter falcon

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Osiris32 Apr 11, 2026 +2

Nutella Falcon, it's healthier.

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lanlen47 Apr 11, 2026 +21

Thank you for using the proper plural form of Lego.

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azad_ninja Apr 11, 2026 +15

That’s a Rule 12 violation on r/lego :)

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APeacefulWarrior Apr 11, 2026 +5

LOL, you weren't kidding. Feels like a "We've had too f****** many flamewars over this, so STFU" rule.

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Spearoux Apr 11, 2026 +2

I’m more concerned about what led to Rule 13

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zakabog Apr 11, 2026 +3

From reading the wiki it looks like people were just posting naked photos with a minifig covering the naughty bits. Like suggestive OF level content.

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Zantej Apr 13, 2026 +1

The Lego Civil War of course.

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PriorPassage127 Apr 10, 2026 +19

I came here to see this joke and I have not been dissapointed :D

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YeetedApple Apr 10, 2026 +9

They each must have walked out with a set

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r-b-m Apr 11, 2026 +5

As if a thousand death stars builds suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced…

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shwarma_heaven Apr 11, 2026 +4

Arrested because they left them laying on a carpet floor...

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Jeff-IT Apr 10, 2026 +2

I came here hoping to make this joke first. Should have known

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Ancient-Club9972 Apr 11, 2026 +1

Normal cop trick: this mil is sTREET value and sold BRICK BY brick

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ericchen Apr 12, 2026 +1

Dang 4 sets of Lego would take up a lot of space in the evidence room.

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baristashay Apr 11, 2026

Dammit I came here to make this joke

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noob_lvl1 Apr 10, 2026 +376

At least stealing legos makes sense. I wonder what happened to all those Kit Kats

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Alleandros Apr 10, 2026 +98

Kat Burglar diversifying.

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SyriSolord Apr 10, 2026 +49

melted down and forged into the Omega Kat

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unk214 Apr 11, 2026 +12

That’s super villain shit, and I’m down for it

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Wildmen03 Apr 10, 2026 +48

Probably went to a country that outlaws western candy. Or just morons that didn’t know what they were stealing.

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Fallouttgrrl Apr 10, 2026 +34

I'm gonna be honest Of all the things I've accidentally stolen A kit Kat is one of them

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FunnelCakeGoblin Apr 11, 2026 +9

No it was Austrian teens (brothers) and their mom turned them in.

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sharrrper Apr 12, 2026 +1

I assumed it was just someone who stole a semi wirhout knowing what was in it

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TheAbsoluteWitter Apr 11, 2026 -1

Definitely went to a major distributor in Russia.

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Dalehan Apr 11, 2026 +17

Kit Kat thieves are still discussing how they'll split the loot. Full bars or break every Kit Kat in half?

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Starfox-sf Apr 11, 2026 +5

4 way split

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sephkane Apr 12, 2026 +1

And they all get a case of the diabetes.

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GullibleDetective Apr 11, 2026 +4

Making kitkat cheesecake

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Nugur Apr 11, 2026 +7

Lego is plural already

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chasesj Apr 11, 2026 +5

Fighting the the real battle

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larsvondank Apr 12, 2026 +1

Officially LEGO is an adjective.

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arthurdentstowels Apr 12, 2026 +2

They filed down all the ~~serial numbers~~ KitKat logos, then used a hot iron to rebrand them as: *Chocolate Intermission*. Which are rewrapped individually to sell as singles obviously. Four times the value right out the gate. At least that's what I would do.

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K1dn3yFa1lur3 Apr 11, 2026 +1

I ate them

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FarStarbuck Apr 11, 2026 +1

The f*** are Legos?

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cruisin_urchin87 Apr 11, 2026

Someone has chocolate for life

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SpaceXmars Apr 11, 2026

Stabilize it by freezing into ice-cream

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AiMwithoutBoT Apr 11, 2026

Just check some hospitals nearby for some new diabetes cases lol

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DickNotCory Apr 11, 2026

making a log cabin out of kit kats

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Spartan-117182 Apr 10, 2026 +62

Is this the street value of the Lego or the weight value?

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Fallouttgrrl Apr 10, 2026 +84

Street value isn't even pure! You know that shit is cut with Mega Bloks

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Competition-Dapper Apr 11, 2026 +11

It was legos. Think about how much they cost. They probably took 3 Star Wars sets from a Walmart

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TheDewLife Apr 10, 2026 +117

If each set were $500 which is on the pricy side, then that would be 2,000 big boxes. wtf is the plan of extracting all of that cargo. Steal the semi truck too? >"A thorough investigation, deputies discovered the trailers were stolen while in transit from Fort Worth, Texas to Moreno Valley, California," the release said. "The loss was reported to be approximately $1,000,000 worth of Lego products." ahh, bruh lol

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Fallouttgrrl Apr 10, 2026 +85

They assembled the kits into a truck on site and just drove off

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Warcraft_Fan Apr 10, 2026 +45

The large Millennium Falcon is $900 and half a Death Star set is $1,000

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NobodyDemex Apr 11, 2026 +10

"half" nah, the death pizza is 20% on a good day xD

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Fallouttgrrl Apr 10, 2026 +9

Half a Death Star - so just the DS-2?

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OblivionJunkie Apr 11, 2026 +9

The DS-1/2, actually.

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APeacefulWarrior Apr 11, 2026 +3

If Deathstar 1/2 gets splashed with water does it gain a cannon?

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Discount_Extra Apr 12, 2026 +1

My favorite Star Wars set. https://i.imgur.com/H8ffDfU.jpeg

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iDontRagequit Apr 11, 2026 +9

$500 isnt particularly pricey when it comes to modern legos, the prices for new sets are nothing short of astronomical

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wattspower Apr 11, 2026 +2

So this is fast and furious - Lego edition

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Kozeyekan_ Apr 11, 2026

Sounds like a discarded Fast and the Furious plot.

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Safe-Heat1644 Apr 10, 2026 +185

god forbid men have a hobby

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SweetAlyssumm Apr 10, 2026 +24

My son is I'm-not-going-tell-you-how-old. I found a few old Legos in a drawer and before throwing them out I asked if he wanted them. We are talking a few ancient, mismatched pieces with no discernible purpose I can see, but he immediately said "yes" (while trying not to sound too interested).

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AbbeyRoadMoonwalk Apr 11, 2026 +31

I’m a 38 yo woman who still has all her original legos. I found a weird piece in the park during a dog walk, and I brought it home for my big bin. *You just never know.*

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Pan_Bookish_Ent Apr 11, 2026 +17

I definitely would have bought some illegally obtained LEGO from some shady dudes if they were going to give me a d*******. In the past year, I've... . Built a Cylon raider from BSG . Built the Batmobile from the first Batman movie (Jack Nicholson minifigure included) . Helped build with the forge building I got for my husband for our anniversary . Watched him build a super sweet Horizon Zero Dawn set (complete with tons of lights and an Aloy minifigure) . Gifted him a set that was a build of his dream car . And built a flower set for my nightstand since I can't keep plants alive for shit. We'd go bankrupt if we bought every LEGO set we wanted.

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Han_Yerry Apr 11, 2026 +6

I see guys selling d******* Lego sets from the trunk of a car in my city and I'm stopping to see what these entrepreneurs got. Who am I to judge a couple of guys pulling themselves up by their boot straps and participating in what I'm told is a great capitalistic society. I don't ask the Amish farmer how he treats his livestock, I just buy his Amish made goods.

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Arboreal_Web Apr 10, 2026 +9

I mean…as long as they’re intact and click-able, they have a discernible purpose. Won’t say how old I am either, but just bought my brother legos for his 50th b-day. (He’s a birthday grinch, so I got him a tiny set with a giraffe in a party hat, a little wrapped present, and a monkey holding a cake. Made him laugh like a child, and they’ve been getting up to all kinds of antics around the house ever since. Worth it 😂)

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Fievels_good_trouble Apr 11, 2026 +8

I remember (vaguely) Reagan as president and I get stoked any and every time I find a random Lego on the street. It happens more often than it should. Legos will never stop being cool.

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[deleted] Apr 10, 2026 +36

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Warcraft_Fan Apr 10, 2026 +23

I guess there's too much competition over Pokemon cards?

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Indie89 Apr 10, 2026 +41

Oof your therapist is in for a tough week.

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ruat_caelum Apr 11, 2026 +3

https://www.brickeconomy.com/ https://www.bricklink.com/v2/main.page https://brickset.com/

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InterestingTex Apr 10, 2026 +2

Ragebait or delusion, call it

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thetalkingcure Apr 10, 2026 +4

neither, it’s the truth

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inaSlomp Apr 10, 2026 -3

People just try to live their lives. It is no more complicated than that.

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Downside190 Apr 11, 2026 +2

Not particularly, when every hobby these days is overrun by scalpers trying to make quick cash out of artificial scarcity. They're the ones ruining it for people who just want to enjoy the actual hobby side

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inaSlomp Apr 11, 2026 -1

You know people wouldn't have to make a side hustle if cost of living wasn't absurd. People scalp because they need money. People make their hobby intoa business because the cost of living is insane. There's a bigger problem than your stupid little hobby having people buy into it. If people weren't incentivized to sell shit (Capitalism). It would have ceased to exist because no one buys enough of hobby material to keep it relevant or profitable for the company selling it. Welcome to reality You need a customer base for the hobby to exist. That customer base also doesn't want to lose money. Welcome to the real world buddy.

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Kindnessmatters12175 Apr 11, 2026 +20

So like four Lego sets

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Levarien Apr 11, 2026 +13

Sentence them to walk barefoot across a living room covered with their ill-gotten goods.

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sharrrper Apr 12, 2026 +1

The constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishment

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vibe4it Apr 10, 2026 +11

Hopefully, when this is all over, they’ll be able to pick up the pieces

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Horror_Match9867 Apr 10, 2026 +11

It’s Watergate all over.. Stealing legos to prevent Iran from making more shorts about Trump.

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ryevermouthbitters Apr 10, 2026 +23

Were their clothes stained with chocolate and crispy wafers?

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dafrog84 Apr 10, 2026 +4

Was the wrong truck but they still ran with it.

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FreeUsePolyDaddy Apr 10, 2026 +25

Now we know where Iran has been getting supplies for those videos.

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Bigred2989- Apr 11, 2026 +7

Their punishment should be they have to walk barefoot across all the lego pieces they stole.

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TheOriginalKrampus Apr 11, 2026 +5

I hope the judge throws the brick at them.

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SpecialFuzzy8052 Apr 10, 2026 +3

Some 8 year old mastermind just planned out this and the Kit Kat heist

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Fallouttgrrl Apr 10, 2026 +2

F*** Be on the lookout for a thief going by the street name Trix We've got a Cereal Burglar over here

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Random-Cpl Apr 10, 2026 +6

They’ll never build a cell strong enough to hold them

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Jkkramm Apr 11, 2026 +3

I hope this is the plot of the next Fast and Furious movie.

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savageotter Apr 11, 2026 +1

Isn't it the plot to the first one

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Boofster Apr 10, 2026 +3

Did they find the 3 black civics in the area as well?

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zonazog Apr 11, 2026 +3

Ahhhh, it all fits together now!

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Salt-Pop-5072 Apr 11, 2026 +3

Someone finally put the pieces together

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oxfordcommaordeath Apr 10, 2026 +15

Damn, they got three whole sets!

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aftertaste_king Apr 10, 2026 +7

A $1 million Lego heist sounds ridiculous until you see the price of the Millennium Falcon. Honestly, Lego should etch serial numbers on big sets, would make reselling stolen stuff way harder.

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EstesForDenver Apr 11, 2026 +8

$1 million in Lego. That’s like, what, two sets.? Three, tops?

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GeshtiannaSG Apr 11, 2026 +5

One massive Millennium Falcon.

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Mechagodzilla13 Apr 11, 2026 +6

$1 million worth of LEGOs, how long will it take them to build all 12 sets?

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OneBillPhil Apr 11, 2026 +3

Legos, lotta money in that shit.

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csfshrink Apr 11, 2026 +2

$1 million??? So what, like 10 sets??

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Sweetpotaa-toh Apr 11, 2026 +2

You can’t plan a Lego heist so close to the Kit Kat caper.. you just can’t.

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TintedApostle Apr 11, 2026 +2

Apparently in this case the police were able to piece together the evidence

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HuntedWolf Apr 11, 2026 +2

This can only be the work of The Brickster, someone contact Pepper Roni and get him on the case

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Dzharek Apr 10, 2026 +5

Even the Scalper getting desperate.

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geekworking Apr 10, 2026 +4

That Mellinum Falcon set must have been on sale

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SixersJawn Apr 11, 2026 +1

you think they'll be assigned to cell block plastic?

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VagabondReligion Apr 11, 2026 +1

Iran's supplier of meme actors gets busted.

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Z-Is-Last Apr 11, 2026 +1

Why the Amazon pic in the article?

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Ubockinme Apr 11, 2026 +1

So all that truck had was one Mellinium Falcon, and one Death Star?

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Ambitious_Egg9713 Apr 11, 2026 +1

I worked at a Target store in high school and a woman was once arrested for a scheme where she would steal or copy (I’m not sure how it worked) cheaper Lego barcodes onto expensive sets, buy them from our store, and I guess presumably resell them online at higher prices.

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Flonkerton_Scranton Apr 11, 2026 +1

Bet they are bricking it

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SolarAU Apr 11, 2026 +1

How many truckloads does it take to transport/ steal $1m in Lego sets? Even the top sets at retail prices, it's not a small volume of product

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Running-With-Cakes Apr 11, 2026 +1

Police are unable to Lego of the suspects

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MaryLMarx Apr 11, 2026 +1

Probably the same guys that stole the Kit Kats. Gonna be a wild, sugar-fueled night of Lego construction!!

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kaminop Apr 11, 2026 +3

*”B****, I’m in!”* - a Morty

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Sweaty_Activity_803 Apr 11, 2026 +1

I wonder how they pieced it together

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HAUNTERVIRUS Apr 11, 2026 +1

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust.

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tauntonlake Apr 11, 2026 +1

What about the KitKat heist ??? Will we ever get closure ? 😜

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Key_Entertainer2883 Apr 11, 2026 +1

Times are that tough, I see.

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MarlythAvantguarddog Apr 11, 2026 +1

Did a mastermind put it together?

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Xivvx Apr 11, 2026 +1

Did they rob my cousin's house? His kids have like 10 lego sets.

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ScientistArtistic917 Apr 11, 2026 +1

Wow! They must really love Lego

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Aurora_Fatalis Apr 11, 2026 +1

This website not being available to EEA countries due to GDPR is very sad for Lego news enthusiasts.

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trailmixgod Apr 11, 2026 +1

If they stole the new star wars "smart" play sets, keep em.

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Jugglergal Apr 11, 2026 +1

Lego Movie and Video game!

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MesqTex Apr 12, 2026 +1

lol this is the plot from John Sandford novel, Holy Ghost.

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ailish Apr 12, 2026 +1

I was walking around the Lego section today and that shit had gotten so expensive!

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stars_mcdazzler Apr 12, 2026 +1

I would say let them if only to watch them try to fence off that many Legos. I mean, can you imagine them trying to unload that kind of cargo? F****** hilarious!

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SleepingToDreaming Apr 12, 2026 +1

"Investigators could not be reached for further commentary after many screams came from the back of the truck. Witnesses heard things about their feet being damaged beyond repair."

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AlwaysCallACAB Apr 12, 2026 +1

Smart bricks not included

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dw73 Apr 13, 2026 +1

One Lego was recovered

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Bitbatgaming Apr 10, 2026 +1

How many millennium falcons is that?

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chunkydunker9 Apr 10, 2026 +3

15 or so

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arccharger448 Apr 10, 2026 +1

Can't believe they got setyouup

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PeterMahogany Apr 10, 2026 +1

Nah, I was out of town when that shit happened.

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Sorry-Climate-7982 Apr 11, 2026 +1

First Kit Kats!! Now Legos??!! What is this world coming to.

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hail_thot Apr 12, 2026

1 million ? Dollars ? Retail value ? Insurance scam ?

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