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exospheer Mar 27, 2026 +3678

When someone gets into that many accidents, you have to stop driving. Its too many times and its always a big accident

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firenamedgabe Mar 27, 2026 +3190

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball more than three hundred yards.

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hundredgrandpappy Mar 27, 2026 +531

This is why the comments are always better than the story.

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SocomPS2 Mar 27, 2026 +94

It was funny after his first accident. And it’s going to be funny when he has another ~~accident~~ crash.

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Ahelex Mar 27, 2026 +77

"Have you heard about the trees Tiger Woods crashed into? "Yeah, I heard he put a hole in one."

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xChoke1x Mar 27, 2026 +35

Ain’t gonna be funny when he kills someone.

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Lear_ned Mar 27, 2026 +17

It's Jupiter island.

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RunDaveRun82 Mar 28, 2026 +9

Or himself. Already lost a significant amount of a leg in the last one.

9

LukeMayeshothand Mar 27, 2026 +5

Well not if he kills someone him included.

5

fuzzy11287 Mar 27, 2026 +8

It's an older joke, but it checks out.

8

raging-peanuts Mar 27, 2026 +9

At this point Final Destination is just messing with him.

9

LabSouth Mar 27, 2026 +3

Well it's a story about drunk driving

3

binzoma Mar 27, 2026 +50

*claps politely*

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RoninRobot Mar 27, 2026 +16

He took driving lessons from Kelsey Grammer.

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MaterialDetective197 Mar 27, 2026 +16

And that tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

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morerelativebacons Mar 28, 2026 +3

He's a Buick man though, isn't he?

3

ArmyFinal Mar 27, 2026 +388

He's a billionaire. Just hire a driver if you have substance abuse issues

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[deleted] Mar 27, 2026 +45

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Equivalent_Chipmunk Mar 27, 2026 +23

Kudos to you for being self-aware and responsible

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ILUVMOVIESSS Mar 27, 2026 +35

Hasn't he had multiple back surgeries? Wonder how well he can even function without substances these days.

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Working-Glass6136 Mar 27, 2026 +32

Yup. AP says he just had his [seventh back surgery six months ago](https://apnews.com/article/tiger-woods-car-crash-florida-10be5faefb91c86ce5da36a3590e86a1). At this point driving wouldn't be worth it. Back pain is f****** torture.

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Jabbles22 Mar 27, 2026 +132

If I had that much money I would have a driver for all my regular driving around needs. I say that as someone who likes driving and has no issues preventing me from driving. I would still take my fun cars out for fun drives but the rest of the time I am sitting in the back and letting someone else deal with it.

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binzoma Mar 27, 2026 +37

this 1000%. driving is one of my fav things to do, but when I just want to get from point a to point b, not having to think about it/take effort/be able to drink/be able to eat or work or watch something etc sounds f****** awesome

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TheSilenceMEh Mar 27, 2026 +15

Heck your a billionaire you could own a racetrack and only put your life at risk to drive around (but they dont because they can't show off their car's)

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FnordRanger_5 Mar 27, 2026 +2

I’d sit in front and have perma-dibs on the radio but otherwise yeah

2

broke_velvet_clown Mar 27, 2026 +9

He agreed to a breathalyzer but denied a piss test.......? I sincerely wonder what that might be?

9

DistanceSolar1449 Mar 27, 2026 +12

So not alcohol but could be basically any other drug

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beergut666 Mar 28, 2026 +8

He's had a ton of surgeries and is insanely wealthy. Dude is probably a walking p*******.

8

bluboomR Mar 28, 2026 +2

yeah, otherwise known as a drug addict if you're poor.

2

Deep_Stick8786 Mar 27, 2026 +10

You have substance abuse issues because you also have other personality issues. So he will keep driving intoxicated

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StlCyclone Mar 27, 2026 +2

... Or you can't put your phone down.

2

EdgarAllanPotato1809 Mar 27, 2026 +26

When someone gets into that many accidents, they should have their license revoked

26

BrockChocolate Mar 27, 2026 +139

Official vocab guidelines state we no longer refer to these incidents as accidents, they’re now collisions. Accident implies that Tiger Woods isn't to blame.

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TheOKerGood Mar 27, 2026 +45

Mornin', Angle!

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Frosti-Feet Mar 27, 2026 +33

No luck catching them swans then?

33

ImperfectlyCromulent Mar 27, 2026 +19

It’s just the one swan, really.

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Overall_Influence103 Mar 28, 2026 +13

Doesn't accident just imply intention? If I accidentally knock over my drink, it just means I didn't mean to. It doesn't mean it wasn't my fault.

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roots-rock-reggae Mar 27, 2026 +7

"Collision" doesn't carry any implication of blame...

7

zippy_the_cat Mar 27, 2026 +16

This man needs a Cliff Booth.

16

steroboros Mar 27, 2026 +3

Guy is a serious alcoholic and is rich and famous enough to keep getting out of having serious consequences for his multiple DUIs

3

casualfrog68 Mar 27, 2026 +2776

That man has got to stop driving himself.

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Derptionary Mar 27, 2026 +277

Seriously, if I was a billionaire I sure as hell wouldn't be driving myself anywhere. Pull up the billionaire Winnebago Alfred I'll be napping in the back.

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MudLOA Mar 27, 2026 +111

It’s kind of crazy of the car culture. In Asia the elites flex by being chauffeured around. So MPV and cars with nice back seats are all the rage.

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ultraboof Mar 27, 2026 +62

billionaires insisting on driving themselves, out in traffic like the rest of us, is oddly america-coded. like, even the elite are car-brained.

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Thanos-Has-A-Point Mar 27, 2026 +31

Because driving fast cars is fun. Simple as.

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eatajerk-pal Mar 28, 2026 +13

And Tiger doesn’t even drive fun cars. This wreck was in a Range Rover. What self respecting billionaire would even drive a Range Rover? His other wrecks/DUI were in Escalades I believe.

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MidnightPurple55 Mar 28, 2026 +4

The one really bad one was in a Genesis (Hyundai) SUV

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N0b0dy_Kn0w5_M3 Mar 27, 2026 +26

Being stuck in traffic is not fun. Even less fun in a "fast car".

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enrik3_1 Mar 27, 2026 +11

Not everywhere has NY or LA levels of traffic. Some places are actually fairly enjoyable to drive in

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Historical-Wing-7687 Mar 27, 2026 +927

Driving sober would be a good start

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itslikewoow Mar 27, 2026 +183

“Drive sober, or get rolled over”

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Working-Glass6136 Mar 27, 2026 +11

But he loves driving his Land Rollover.

11

2Loves2loves Mar 27, 2026 +4

2pm on a Friday? unlikely

4

CurtisLeow Mar 27, 2026 +88

Seriously, isn't he rich? Like at a certain point it's cheaper to just pay a driver to drive him everywhere. Or use Uber.

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Nickelnuts Mar 27, 2026 +38

Net worth of $1.5billion

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thunderGunXprezz Mar 27, 2026 +36

As rich as they come I believe

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Dry_Instruction8254 Mar 27, 2026 +18

Yes but when you are rich you never have to face any consequences to your actions. So what does he care?

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eattheambrosia Mar 27, 2026 +29

I mean, he almost died in the last crash and now faces a lifetime of consequences from debilitating injuries sustained in that crash so I'd say you're wrong.

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Dry_Instruction8254 Mar 27, 2026 +15

Yeah, but he doesn't have to worry about being thrown in jail like the rest of us. If Tiger wasn't rich he'd be rotting away in a prison cell right now.

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trojan_man16 Mar 27, 2026 +6

Not only that, his decline can directly be traced to that car crash. It also cost him his marriage.

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came_for_the_tacos Mar 28, 2026 +2

I mean if you want to call it a marriage...dude was out and about.

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schoolbusserman Mar 27, 2026 +6

But that would require him to acknowledge he has weaknesses

6

awmaleg Mar 27, 2026 +19

What year is this? I’m having Deja Vu all over again

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wmorris33026 Mar 27, 2026 +5

Same here. wtf dumbass. Get your shit together, “Tiger”…

5

juggett Mar 27, 2026 +8

Fore real!

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BushwickSpill Mar 27, 2026 +5

Oh he can drive! Just not like that.

5

Hayabusa_Blacksmith Mar 27, 2026 +20

A lot of older Americans refuse to do so lol

20

Meerkat_Mayhem_ Mar 27, 2026 +25

He is older now than before

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cans-of-swine Mar 27, 2026 +17

I've heard he gets older every day.

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JustaCog72 Mar 27, 2026 +12

But if he keeps rolling cars he might not

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TheGreatLuck Mar 27, 2026 +2

You know what he really needs. A driver.

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sergei-rivers Mar 27, 2026 +219

Looks like some Range Rover model, the Genesis execs exhaled.

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SargeUnited Mar 27, 2026 +90

That last crash was the best ad for genesis I’ve ever seen

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ImYourPizzaGuy Mar 27, 2026 +37

For real. That car had just hit the market and saved him after flying it into a ravine.

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NCSUGrad2012 Mar 28, 2026 +21

My dad has the same car and he tells people “it’s the car that saved tigers woods life” lol

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Heater79 Mar 28, 2026 +4

Flying. F****** funny.

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netflixissodry Mar 28, 2026 +3

Yeah i never thought of much genesis even after living in Korea for almost a decade but that crash put them high on my list of car brands I will consider for my next car purchase.

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ScootyJet Mar 27, 2026 +946

He's a sub par driver. (I hope everyone is ok)

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Myrtle_Nut Mar 27, 2026 +291

It's not okay to make light of these situations until you know everyone is out of the woods.

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thecore22 Mar 27, 2026 +122

Yeah, we’re not out of the rough yet.

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boxofstuff Mar 27, 2026 +86

Solid puns. I haven't found a hole in one, yet.

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BanginNLeavin Mar 27, 2026 +49

He better be careful or he might have to change his handicap.

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DustOfTheSaw Mar 27, 2026 +34

Ease up, y'all. He may have had a stroke.

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ShoulderPossible9759 Mar 27, 2026 +25

Hopefully when the doctor checks him out the’ll test for anemia. Maybe he’s iron deficient.

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suspect108 Mar 27, 2026 +20

He seems like a decent guy overall but sometimes is a bit of a putts

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Septopuss7 Mar 27, 2026 +6

Hopefully a tow truck came to his fescue

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fffan9391 Mar 27, 2026 +10

A little birdie told me they did.

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horsenbuggy Mar 27, 2026 +5

He needs to stop fore this happens again (again, again)

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Potato_Farmer_Linus Mar 27, 2026 +31

He wouldn't be in the woods in the first place if he used a driver

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lmpcpedz Mar 27, 2026 +14

woods? drivers? guys c'mon let it tee already

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RichBoomer Mar 27, 2026 +11

Isn't under par good for golfers?

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ordermaster Mar 27, 2026 +5

He's always been a little wild with his driver.

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1lookwhiplash Mar 27, 2026 +134

Again? Or is this a flashback to a few years ago

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albertenstein22 Mar 27, 2026 +50

Just said the same thing to my wife when she announced the news update.

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Megaphonestory Mar 27, 2026 +380

You got the money, just hire a driver.

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Buflen Mar 27, 2026 +85

I could be a billionaire, I would still want to drive my own damn car. But yea, if he was driving drunk (again) just pay for a cab you dumb ass.

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flyingcrayons Mar 27, 2026 +57

If you’re a billionaire you could Rent out any track in the world and drive all your cars max out for hours, why bother doing it on the road with speed limits and other people

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Working-Glass6136 Mar 27, 2026 +21

After my seventh back surgery and almost-necessitated limb amputations, I'd want to take it easy personally, but to each their own.

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Initial-Bass-5866 Mar 27, 2026 +2

No, not to each their own if they are going to be as selfish as him. I don’t care what he is dealing with, he made the decision to endanger others when he could have sent one text and been given a ride in seconds. This is criminal activity

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TroGinMan Mar 27, 2026 +9

Oh he wasn't drunk. I don't think any of his accidents have been related to alcohol. Now pills, I think he is known for being addicted to.

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Ifakorede23 Mar 27, 2026 +5

Dumb a..s is a Huge understatement. He's just an inconsiderate, selfish POS to keep driving high

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skinnymatters Mar 27, 2026 +5

For that matter, he’s got enough cash to hire a putter too

5

Fly_Rodder Mar 27, 2026 +482

It looks like that road is a 30mph zone. Rollovers on small streets don't just happen because a squirrel ran out in front a driver.

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birdtripping Mar 27, 2026 +155

Saw an article on r/Florida that he was reportedly going twice the posted speed limit and struck a tree. Edit: Now charged with DUI with property damage. https://people.com/tiger-woods-charged-dui-rollover-crash-11936360

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--redacted-- Mar 27, 2026 +96

As is tradition

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TorrenceMightingale Mar 27, 2026 +12

‘Tis written in the stars.

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NeonPlutonium Mar 28, 2026 +6

A tradition like no other…

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7FOOT7 Mar 27, 2026 +23

side swipe a parked car could do that

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WeddingPKM Mar 27, 2026 +47

If there is a culvert or something it’s not impossible to roll a car over while otherwise being reasonable. I’m not saying that’s what happened here, just that it can happen.

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TunaHuntingLion Mar 27, 2026 +113

The benefit of the doubt is reserved for people without histories of horrific car crashes while under the influence.

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Working-Glass6136 Mar 27, 2026 +9

My family, friends and I have driven collectively hundreds of years, and none of us have ever had a rollover or even close to a rollover. Not giving Tiger the benefit of the doubt here lol

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PennyStonkingtonIII Mar 27, 2026 +5

I've actually seen that happen. But where Tiger's car is laying, in the middle of the street, I'd be really surprised if that were the case. The times I've seen it, the car ended upside down in the culvert (I live on a windy road).

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Living-Childhood3189 Mar 27, 2026 +2

Or maybe he took a bunch of pills.

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Jamman_85 Mar 27, 2026 +3

It is a 2 lane low speed road.. no clue how he managed this. The road is mostly straight too.. so not like there is a hill or a random curve.. must have been completely gone..

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pread6 Mar 27, 2026 +44

Shouldn’t he be using his driver?

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--redacted-- Mar 27, 2026 +236

Time to take Grandpa's keys away

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shifty1032231 Mar 27, 2026 +65

Kick him off the ~~tour~~ road Doug!

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PIX3LY Mar 27, 2026 +8

Must’ve seen those bikers having sex

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Oracle_of_Wanker Mar 27, 2026 +2

This is going to ruin the PGA Tour

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Capital_Past69 Mar 27, 2026 +6

hopefully no drugs or alcohol were involved

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Bothyourmoms Mar 27, 2026 +34

Bro, it's tiger woods....

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donny02 Mar 27, 2026 +6

Perkins waitress was thrown clear

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7FOOT7 Mar 27, 2026 +9

yeah. cause we wouldn't want them to get lost or damaged

9

PandaClan Mar 27, 2026 +152

Driving on percs and tiger woods. Name a more iconic duo

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degjo Mar 27, 2026 +17

Tiger Woods breaking multiple bones while driving on percs, and winning The Masters next year.

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PandaClan Mar 28, 2026 +5

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for that tiger. Please do it for this tiger

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SloppyMeathole Mar 27, 2026 +24

You're an absolute moron to drive yourself if you are a rich person. You're a magnet for lawsuits. In the case of Tiger Woods, he's also a danger to himself. You'd think you would have learned from his last wreck, which was pretty bad.

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phroug2 Mar 27, 2026 +21

All the people in here dont understand why he doesn't just hire someone to drive him when he's intoxicated. Here's some real facts for y'all: The reason he doesnt hire someone to drive him around is because he's rich as f***, thinks he can do whatever he wants, and he *ENJOYS* driving while he's intoxicated. Simple as that.

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ninjplus Mar 27, 2026 +104

I had to do a double take this wasn’t an article from 2021. At this point this guy should lose his license for life, to save his own life.

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randomwords83 Mar 27, 2026 +41

Wait…that was only in 2021? I feel like that happened like 15 years ago 😳

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NGA100 Mar 27, 2026 +62

You're thinking of the other accident.

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Guilty_Cattle_5165 Mar 27, 2026 +13

Oh yeah. There were multiple.

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MziraGenX Mar 27, 2026 +12

I couldn't care less about his life. He sure as hell doesn't. He's gonna kill someone else, and THAT is my concern.

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ericstern Mar 27, 2026 +2

Guy was driving at 60 on a 30 mph road wasn't he, at this point he should lose his license *to save other peoples lives*. He can go on a private track if he want's to rollover on his own life.

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UofMtigers2014 Mar 27, 2026 +22

Brother, you could pay a driver $100,000 a year for 30 years and it would only be .15% of your net worth. Tax the rich because they don't know how to spend their money.

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ripyourlungsdave Mar 27, 2026 +18

I've worked for this man. Hardly surprised to hear of an auto accident. Dude can afford drivers. I don't get it. Get help, man.

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semigator Mar 27, 2026 +14

Tiger is the entire Genesis crash test program

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lollipop999 Mar 27, 2026 +24

"I turn left here! Good luck errybody!"

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Kaffe-Mumriken Mar 27, 2026 +20

Oh my god! Are the drugs okay?

20

nobadhotdog Mar 27, 2026 +7

is it in another hyundai? I swear they should have made his crash pics advertisements for that car. he was going something like 100mph and slammed into trees and walked away. They should have plastered pics of that car with him doing a thumbsup all over the internet.

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jakob-benzi Mar 28, 2026 +6

He’s a billionaire, get a driver (non golf) man. Or take his license

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wagadugo Mar 27, 2026 +25

Drive on the parkway, park on the driveway, and rollover on the fairway

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B_Fick Mar 27, 2026 +27

Trump said yesterday that Tiger won’t be at the Master’s this year. I guess he knew…

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Breakfast_Sausage Mar 27, 2026 +5

Tiger is apparently dating Don Jr’s ex wife which is just wild to me

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cocacola150dr Mar 27, 2026 +12

I just read that headline this morning and then read this headline as I got home from work. A freaky coincidence at very least, spooky shit

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redsoxkathleen Mar 27, 2026 +4

Trump made it so.

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GotAir Mar 27, 2026 +5

I wonder what tiger had on Trump…

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mutantmanifesto Mar 27, 2026 +12

Ah, there it is. DUI. Again.

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zesty_drink_b Mar 28, 2026 +5

A lion wouldn't get a DUI But a tiger wood!

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logan0110 Mar 27, 2026 +6

If I was worth $1.3B, I honestly think I'd quit driving at that point

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sillysocks34 Mar 27, 2026 +3

I don’t know I think it’s easy for all of us to say that but I could also see driving as being kind of relaxing for wealthy people. It might be one of the only times you are by yourself. Obviously tiger has some major issues that are completely inexcusable. But I get wanting to drive yourself.

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lenster99 Mar 27, 2026 +6

Tiger cares about no one but himself.

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Kawksz Mar 27, 2026 +11

Seems like this Tiger fella has a hard time driving. I think he should try something a little more relaxed, like Golf.

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PwAlreadyTaken Mar 27, 2026 +25

This is going to ruin the tour

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Maxpowerxp Mar 27, 2026 +5

“Woods was reportedly going double the speed limit and hit a tree before rolling over.” According to an article If I am that rich I will hire people to drive me around.

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supermau5 Mar 27, 2026 +4

Take this man licence away already !

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slingbladde Mar 27, 2026 +3

Does he get his cat Toonces to drive for him?

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_groovesharkmalone Mar 27, 2026 +3

Schefty reporting that he got arrested for DUI. Hope he gets some help.

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skinnyjeansfatpants Mar 27, 2026 +5

I hope he gets a driver. He's been to rehab. If he can't quit pills, he can at least quit driving himself.

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juror_no3 Mar 28, 2026 +6

I thought this was an old headline, but…

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thefanciestcat Mar 27, 2026 +7

F*** drunk drivers, but especially f*** drunk drivers who can afford to employ a full time driver.

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amnr88 Mar 27, 2026 +3

He blew triple zeros per the article.

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spiralling1618 Mar 27, 2026 +8

He was the best of Drivers, he was the worst of drivers.

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ladyboleyn2323 Mar 27, 2026 +15

I don't know what it says about me that when I saw this alert on my phone my *first* thought was "...again?"

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w0lverine11 Mar 27, 2026 +7

I think all it says is that you're aware he has previously crashed his car, as most people are.

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inconsistentsavant Mar 27, 2026 +6

Damn, he crashes the most I’ve ever seen out of a celebrity

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end-times2040 Mar 27, 2026 +6

so this prick continues to drive intoxicated even though he can afford drivers, ubers, whatever, or just not be on drugs

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Global_Research_121 Mar 27, 2026 +8

Drunk celebrity endangering others again. But he's rich it's ok.

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funkingrizzly Mar 27, 2026 +8

It was drugs but yeah

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bishop375 Mar 27, 2026 +3

Just one more Perkins waitress away from history fully repeating itself now.

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Modz_B_Trippin Mar 27, 2026 +3

Hey Tiger, take a damn Uber!

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Hinohellono Mar 27, 2026 +3

At this point I think he drives high or drunk or something and that why this happens. Also he's rich enough to never drive again so I don't see why this happens.

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Turbulent_Deal_3145 Mar 28, 2026 +3

His driving stats are so good though.

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DrTenochtitlan Mar 28, 2026 +2

Underrated comment

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CFUNCG Mar 28, 2026 +9

Can we stop pretending like this dude is anything besides a massive piece of shit who’s good at golf? Like come on.

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MBolero Mar 27, 2026 +5

Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash on Jupiter Island

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