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Historical_Bend_2629 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Kansas bathroom law. Like seriously? How will it be enforced? Red meat for very, very stupid people.

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ShrimpieAC Apr 1, 2026 +1

Bathroom cops. Labor crisis solved.

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NurglesGiftToWomen Apr 1, 2026 +1

They’ll need to put a photo of your genitals on your state ID.

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1877KlownsForKids Apr 1, 2026 +1

Don't worry, thanks to Okcupid and Match the government already has those photos.

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Valuable_Sea_4709 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I know it's a joke, but that'd be HILARIOUS. \*cop pulls someone under 18 over\* "I'll need your drivers license and proof of insurance" -cop "Uh... Officer, are you demanding me to publish p********** depicting a minor?" -17yo kid "If you don't give your license, I'll be forced to arrest you" - cop "Wow, now you're threatening me for failing to provide you n*** photos of myself, a minor? I'm going to have to call the police." \*dials 911\* -17yo kid

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Mybunsareonfire Apr 1, 2026 +1

Conversely, it gets worse so much faster, because Republicans love pedos They'll write in something about cops being able to look at child genitals for any reason at any time, to "protect the children" or something heinous like that.

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OozeNAahz Apr 1, 2026 +1

As if a visit to the DMV isn’t uncomfortable enough.

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zzxxccbbvn Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'm laughing at the idea of my balls being pictured in holographic format on my drivers license

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Minimum-Dare301 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It’ll look better than my actual state ID

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Cyrano_Knows Apr 1, 2026 +1

Genital inspections. Photo IDs and birth certificates to use the bathroom.

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DaddyBison Apr 1, 2026 +1

Why would they pay for what crazy Karen Republicans will do for free

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Phie_Mc Apr 1, 2026 +1

Exactly - I’m agender and still use the restroom for my assigned gender because gender neutral ones are few and far between - I live in a very blue part of a blue state and still get the ‘I’m trying to figure out if you belong in here’ stare pretty often

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RadiantTurtle Apr 1, 2026 +1

ICE recon solders posted under each toilet lid. Hidden toilet cameras with cutting edge AI to scan your wee wee. Surprise audits to take a skin swab mid stream to count the number of chromosomes.

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Aragorn9001 Apr 1, 2026 +1

New Executive Order: ICE in every stall.

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Valturia Apr 1, 2026 +1

It'll be enforced in a way where women who don't pass as 100% feminine get cops called on them.

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Uturuncu Apr 1, 2026 +1

By someone reporting to the police the presence of a man* in the women's room. *Terms and conditions may apply. Your actual gender identity is not relevant to this stranger's distinction. Neither is your state assigned sex. Please understand there will be no follow up to dispute the stranger determining you a man, nor the cops arresting you for it. This will include 100% cis women who aren't 'feminine' enough, especially women of color, queer women, and older women.

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ALeeEnne Apr 1, 2026 +1

I have a friend who is often mistaken for a woman from behind. He's got a court date in Kansas next month. Wonder if anyone will enforce it for the "woman" in the men's room?

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Phie_Mc Apr 1, 2026 +1

Trans men are often ignored in these situations - if anyone takes note of them it’s usually in the ‘oh, you’re just a confused little girl’ kind of way and not the ‘I’m scared of what I don’t understand so I’ll react with violence’ kind of way

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CanaDoug420 Apr 1, 2026 +1

By demanding any non traditionally attractive women prove they aren’t p**** havers. Intrusive hateful shit

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Substantial-Pay-5253 Apr 1, 2026 +1

GOP really loves to look at private parts especially on kids according to the Epstein files and pastors.

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urlond Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yeah it's like Idaho passed it and made it a felony for somebody who isn't the right gender to use the bathroom. Like who the f*** is going to enforce it?

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Khymira Apr 1, 2026 +1

Even the police wanted nothing to do with it and spoke out against passing it.

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JoviAMP Apr 1, 2026 +1

Given that Kansas’ Democratic governor vetoed the law before the Republican legislature overrode her veto, she has pardon power, but she’s also term limited. The biggest question is if Kansans will vote for another Democrat this year or not.

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CarneyVore14 Apr 1, 2026 +1

South Park showed them how. Use the TSA and cameras, but only if they are funded!

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madmushlove Apr 1, 2026 +1

By calling cops and security on trans people OBEYING the new law

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McortezLSU Apr 1, 2026 +1

taliban shit, seriously. Rewind 25 years and folks would have thought this must come from afghanistan.

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BindermanTranslation Apr 1, 2026 +1

There's plenty of people in Kansas willing to do genital checks on random citizens trying to use public bathrooms. There's probably hundreds of them already doing it for free.

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0nlyCrashes Apr 1, 2026 +1

We had to have this discussion recently at work as I am in Kansas. Basically, we do nothing. If someone complains we basically tell them we have our bathrooms labeled. If they make a scene, we just call the cops and let them deal with it. I don't think it will ever be an issue outside of things like this post.

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That_Guy381 Apr 1, 2026 +1

As much as I hate this bigoted law and want to see it repealed, a law that can’t be enforced 100% of the time doesn’t mean it’s a bad law. Murder is illegal, but obviously there are unsolved murders out there, meaning it isn’t always “enforced”. Should murder be legal?

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SpinningHead Apr 1, 2026 +1

Big difference between finding a dead body with a hole in it and seeing someone you dont think "looks right."

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blaqsupaman Apr 1, 2026 +1

I think the difference is that you can enforce murder laws in ways that make sense. There is basically no way to enforce these bathroom laws that isn't insane and a violation of the 4th Amendment.

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That_Guy381 Apr 1, 2026 +1

fair enough

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FreedomBread Apr 1, 2026 +1

Enforcing a law and identifying a violator of that law are two entirely different things. Some cop tells me to show them my p**** to prove my manhood after walking out of a bathroom, i'm calling a lawyer. If they pull down my pants and underwear forcefully, game on. Laws of lunacy.

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chubby_pink_donut Apr 1, 2026 +1

Full-length privacy toilet stalls. Everyone gets their own bathroom space. Debate over.

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PhoenixTineldyer Apr 1, 2026 +1

They don't want that. They want to be able to look through the cracks at your genitals and kill you if they don't like what they see.

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Fogl3 Apr 1, 2026 +1

And what they dislike is adult genitals

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TrickiestToast Apr 1, 2026 +1

That’s not true, they want to be allowed to inspect your daughters genitals without questions

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actuallyapossom Apr 1, 2026 +1

Why pick just one? They also want to be able to accuse any woman of being trans and have a police investigation follow. ICE reporting doesn't go far enough for their fantasies.

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specialkk77 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Ah yes but then they wouldn’t have a chance to oppress people just trying to live their lives by writing the stupidest bills imaginable. Real though, this would be so much better. Single use stalls for everyone. No more “public” bathrooms.

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cwk415 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Right?! God forbid they do any real work!

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kandoras Apr 1, 2026 +1

The debate isn't "Who gets to use what bathroom?" or "Who gets to play on what sports team?" The debate is "Should LGBT people be allowed to exist or should religious fundamentalists and bigots be allowed to throw them camps?" Next thing you know, they'll be having you believing that they only really care about the religious term "marriage" and would be A-OK with gays having the same rights as long as they used some other word.

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forgettingthealamo Apr 1, 2026 +1

Like that South Park episode where they said that instead of calling it marriage it would be “butt buddies”

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LinkedGaming Apr 1, 2026 +1

To this day I wish we just did away with gendered bathrooms entirely and just made a series of gender-neutral single-stalls, so that way the women's bathroom having one of eight stalls occupied can be opened up to me, who has to piss but the men's restroom has all 5 of its stalls occupied and I'm not shitting in the urinal. Yet.

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rcmjr Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yeah, Like how Bucky's restrooms look. All their toilets are in little closed closets. I always say they could easily make these gendered neutral who cares who's around when we wash hands.

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Cybertronian10 Apr 1, 2026 +1

EXACTLY! For the same floor space investment we could render all of this public bathroom bullshit a non issue.

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Noiserawker Apr 1, 2026 +1

Living out in the Bay area there's a few bars and restaurants that just have a main area with mirror and sinks for washing hands and the stalls are just made to be a bit more private than the standard ones and it's totally fine, nobody cares.

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Phie_Mc Apr 1, 2026 +1

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the Billings Montana has the best unintentionally trans-friendly bathrooms I’ve seen in a long time - it’s just a bunch of individual cinderblock walled rooms with a toilet and sink and a lock on the door. And while there are sections that are designated for male or female, they’re all clustered together in the same space. Too bad I don’t plan on willingly setting foot in that city again if I don’t have to.

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numba1cyberwarrior Apr 1, 2026 +1

Nah I'd still rather have the male bathroom as a man. If I need to go piss I don't want to be waiting on 8 people sitting at the stall.

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Waste-Gene-7793 Apr 1, 2026 +1

It’s not about bathrooms, it’s about criminalizing trans people existing in public. They know that these laws leave trans people in a catch-22 where you’ll get police called on you regardless of what bathroom you use based on whether or not any random person guesses you’re trans or not. You don’t pass you get police called on you in one bathroom; you do pass, you get police called on you in another. Which it is on any given day can be dependent on a variety of arbitrary factors such as how much effort you put into your outfit on a given morning, how much attention a given observer is paying, and an observer’s familiarity and stereotypes about how trans people look. Cis people don’t usually clock trans men, even when they explicitly tell them that they’re trans. This means they are either constantly breaking the law or facing the obvious risk of getting cops called on them when women see a buff bearded dude in the women’s room.

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JesseAster Apr 1, 2026 +1

I wish they would legislate the way public stalls are built to ensure more privacy of the person in the stall but no they'd rather obsess over trans people's genitals some more

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Punkinpry427 Apr 1, 2026 +1

They want genitalia checks

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ThatDerpingGuy Apr 1, 2026 +1

Oh boy, can't wait for P**** Inspection Day to be real

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Punkinpry427 Apr 1, 2026 +1

We know

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Feisty-Narwhal8400 Apr 1, 2026 +1

America has needed this for decades and this is just a happy accident! Floor to ceiling stalls, close the gaps between the stall and the door, and ambient noise to cover sharts for good measure. This is bipartisan

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asimplepencil Apr 1, 2026 +1

The poors don't deserve that! /s

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AlcibiadesTheCat Apr 1, 2026 +1

>ambient noise to cover sharts for good measure I'm nominating you for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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redwing180 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hey now quit coming up with perfectly reasonable and easy to implement solutions to carefully crafted political culture war issues! Some of us (them) are trying to ruin peoples lives here!!

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numba1cyberwarrior Apr 1, 2026 +1

Not efficient in a lot of bathroom environments.

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rvingthrulife Apr 1, 2026 +1

Good for her. Stupid laws are meant to be broken.

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AtFishCat Apr 1, 2026 +1

I once was released from jury duty because the judge asked if Laws themselves can be fallible. Yeah, absolutely the laws can be fallible. The law is completely at fault in any arrest when the law is discriminatory towards selective people. It's a bad law. Not a bad person.

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Xanikk999 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I commend her bravery and defiance in the face of fascism. I sure as hell am not as courageous as she is.

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Wilfyter Apr 1, 2026 +1

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Prior_Coyote_4376 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I imagine the Republicans feel upset they missed their chance to force a genital inspection For those unaware, from 2023 when Kansas Republicans wanted to leave an opening for genital inspections of minors from kindergarten through college: “Opponents of the new bill have repeatedly raised their fears and concerns that the ambiguities of this new law could mean inspections for small children.[5] Even though the law does not explicitly force or require such exams, advocates for the bill have refused to revise the bill to forbid them explicitly.[6] The Kansas law applies to all students, from kindergarten through college.” https://www.villanova.edu/villanova/law/academics/sportslaw/commentary/mslj_blog/2023/TheDoctorWillSeeYouNowHastheKansasLegislatureOpenedTheDoorToControversialPhysicalInspectionsintheWakeofHouseBill2238.html Dems need to reframe the terms of the trans rights debate. Republican don’t care about trans rights or healthcare policies, that’s why they never discussed them until Trump came along. What they care about is enabling sexual predation by using institutions to control our bodies. The next time I hear anything about trans athletes, I’m shutting down that conversation. I’m taking a shit on the chess board and refusing to address anything except why the Christian Republicans are fighting for genital inspections. What could be more important than protecting our children from the Epstein class and their thugs?

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level_17_paladin Apr 1, 2026 +1

Conservatives want to take pictures of naked children. Change my mind.

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Prior_Coyote_4376 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Conservatives aren’t disgusted with Trump walking in on Miss Teen USA contestants while they were naked and changing backstage. They’re jealous. No wonder so many of them are coaches who value locker room talk…

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kstar79 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Unless you have a really thorough genital inspection, most transwomen are not going to be caught anyway.

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Dramatic_Wealth8638 Apr 1, 2026 +1

If only our politicians stopped focusing so much on peoples genitalia and focused more on the failures of CPS in their state. Dead children V. someone taking a shit. For sure gonna focus on bathroom habits.

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_jamesbaxter Apr 1, 2026 +1

Hey now, everyone knows ladies don’t poop. That applies to trans women, too. Women are women.

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AlcibiadesTheCat Apr 1, 2026 +1

Can confirm. I took my first hormone pills in June 2020 and I haven't shat since.

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bufordt Apr 1, 2026 +1

NGL, that's pretty appealing, I think I'm in. Just one question, do you have that constipated feeling all the time, or does the poop fairy magic the poop away as needed?

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_jamesbaxter Apr 1, 2026 +1

Poop fairy.

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bufordt Apr 1, 2026 +1

[Yes, ya fuckin' dancer!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CS3Z0gf29I)

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cwk415 Apr 1, 2026 +1

The people elected those politicians. Who's really to blame?

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Sea-Seesaw-8699 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Moran and Marshall need a vote out

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17-40 Apr 1, 2026 +1

She's brave to do so. I wish people would just let us live.

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Opening_Track_1227 Apr 1, 2026 +1

>Capitol Police declined to arrest Boucher, according to *The Lawrence Times*. Good

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JeffSteinMusic Apr 1, 2026 +1

I hate that I live in a country where this sort of civil disobedience is necessary.

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Turbulent-Strike9658 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Who here has ever, in their entire life, seen a stranger's genitals in a public bathroom?

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AlcibiadesTheCat Apr 1, 2026 +1

Do glory holes count?

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Turbulent-Strike9658 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Lmfao

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transient_eternity Apr 1, 2026 +1

I only use those for surprisingly high quality fish

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Odd_Link_7231 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Someone was angled terribly at a urinal once and I caught a glimpse!

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SupaKoopa714 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Once; I saw an old man peeing at a urinal in a rest stop like Butters from South Park, pants around his knees and shirt hiked halfway up, but I think the poor guy was just confused and unsupervised.

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1984isAMidlifeCrisis Apr 1, 2026 +1

I hope she chose the bathroom nearest the John Brown mural.

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pomonalost Apr 1, 2026 +1

Good trouble. We, Americans, need to show our resolve and what our values are in our actions. I'm sure somebody wants to argue it ain't easy- it's not supposed to be easy. It's just worthy.

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VioletOcelot Apr 1, 2026 +1

The fact that going into a public bathroom, taking a piss and leaving is "defying the law" really hammers in how monumentally stupid the whole thing is.

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Gooser3000 Apr 1, 2026 +1

The republicans that support this are the same ones on grindr or solicitating sex from trans sex workers downtown after their convention ends.

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FuzzyAd9407 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Or are wearing silicone chest plates and paying o******* content creators for degradation and feminization kink sessions

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Gooser3000 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I really don’t understand why they want to live a lie.

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Wandering_butnotlost Apr 1, 2026 +1

Quick Jerry, grab that dookie out of the toilet! It's evidence now.

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freexanarchy Apr 1, 2026 +1

“This is the police! Show us your genitals! Refusal is like refusing a dui field test”

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Ok-disaster2022 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'm sorry but why as a society should we even care when. someone uses the bathroom? So long as theyre not creeping on people it's really not a big deal. Everyone has a mulitgender bathroom in their own home

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njsullyalex Apr 1, 2026 +1

And guess what? Nobody was hurt. In a sane country this wouldn’t even be remotely newsworthy.

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GreyTigerFox Apr 1, 2026 +1

Human has to expel bodily waste byproducts; has human dignity and basic rights of existence violated and persecuted.

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FALCONX0N Apr 1, 2026 +1

Shit on the floor of the Capitol building until this is repealed. Once an hour. Every hour.

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chaosuniverses Apr 1, 2026 +1

It’s almost like a modern day Rosa Parks. Just not as extreme of a circumstance.

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TheLastLarvitar Apr 1, 2026 +1

Well....

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wvgeekman Apr 1, 2026 +1

Good for her! Resist!

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aquatrez Apr 1, 2026 +1

Trans men should flood the state and see how women feel with bearded, masculine people in the bathroom with them!

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ToucanSam-I-Am Apr 1, 2026 +1

Im surprised there hasn't been a coordinated protest to do this. It would show how stupid these laws are right away.

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TCD_Baby Apr 1, 2026 +1

I'm not really surprised. That's a real good way to get a shit ton of trans people hurt or killed

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IllustriousRange226 Apr 1, 2026 +1

She’s a hero. Our modern day Rosa Parks!

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Different_Victory_89 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Oh no! Clutches pearls tightly!

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Believe_In_Magic Apr 1, 2026 +1

Some states (and people) are disturbingly concerned about folks' bathroom habits. How about we just let everyone pee in peace? Kansas lawmakers, I promise you there's more important things to focus on than trying to police who's using which bathroom. If you don't want to concern yourself with things like wars, the Epstein files, or voter suppression, maybe look into a non-creepy hobby, like knitting.

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Nada_Bot Apr 1, 2026 +1

Instead of a dude in the bathroom to hand you a mint and towel when you’re done there’ll be a dude there asking to see your junk before you enter.

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The12th_secret_spice Apr 1, 2026 +1

If I had the time, I’d definitely be at the men’s room door at the capital asking each gop member to show their silly or don’t come in.

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FormerUsenetUser Apr 1, 2026 +1

Has anyone of any gender used the Secret Handshake's gold toilet sculpture on the National Mall?

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Rezeox Apr 1, 2026 +1

Republicans are obsessed with other people's genitals.

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SapphicBambi Apr 1, 2026 +1

I need more of those stickers that say, "A trans woman peed here and xyz"

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BigHungryFlamingo Apr 1, 2026 +1

Fuckin’ loser state. Is this really the type of shit your want your state to be known for? Because this is what people will see around the world first thing if they look up Kansas or Indiana right now. Bathroom laws. Oh boy! Can’t wait to book my trip!

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Sea-Seesaw-8699 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Yet the tourism board spends taxpayers money trying to reel them off the interstate

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Tricky-Gemstone Apr 1, 2026 +1

She is so f****** brave.

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Motor_Somewhere7565 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Resist! It's called civil disobedience. It wasn't all that long ago when bathrooms were "whites only," too!

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cbelt3 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Good for her. There has to be at one person filing the lawsuit to get this law thrown out.

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Irrelevantitis Apr 1, 2026 +1

Next I’d like to see some malicious compliance by a trans man using the “assigned at birth” restroom, preferably in the state capitol building. The burlier the better.

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Ghosts_and_Empties Apr 1, 2026 +1

What kind of experience can a transman using the ladies room realistically expect to have? I'd like them to answer that.

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Shoddy-Theory Apr 1, 2026 +1

What should happen is the butchest, most Cis presenting trans men start going into women's restrooms.

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LunchMasterFlex Apr 1, 2026 +1

I hope she had a weeks worth of kimchi and tbell

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Cyberpunkcatnip Apr 1, 2026 +1

Trying to enforce this law is going to lead to more problems than it’s trying to solve.

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boof_bonser Apr 1, 2026 +1

The economy is so bad I had to take a job as a Kansas bathroom genital checker

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fcatw Apr 1, 2026 +1

Noem’s husband?

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static-klingon Apr 1, 2026 +1

A modern day Rosa Sharts.

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Lurking4PornOnly Apr 1, 2026 +1

Stau the f*** out. Born man....use the men's

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