Can you imagine the meltdown if Joe Biden said he was putting himself on money.
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KremidasMar 27, 2026
+20
That’s different because something something Hunter Biden something something.
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jazzhandlerMar 27, 2026
+11
From what I hear, his wouldn’t fit on our currency.
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MarzipanEven7336Mar 27, 2026
+1
F*** they should put “Hunters Big White C***” on the dollar bill. Then MTG could buy them all up.
1
tracyingeMar 27, 2026
+4
I'm just thinking about the poor retail employees ...with everyone handing back their change and saying "no, another bill please"
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TERRAIN_PULL_UP_Mar 26, 2026
+7
We are melting down, but we’re just crazy libs
7
DistractedPhoenixMar 27, 2026
+3
Could you imagine the meltdown from conservatives is Joe Biden *said anything?*
3
UnfitToPrintMar 26, 2026
+137
What a fuckin’ joke.
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localistandMar 26, 2026
+41
Putting his name on things is the only thing he's ever consistently been successful at doing.
Sad Trump needed a win this week, and they got to Thursday, panicked, and just decided the only thing they could do was slap his name on something. He's had a few of those weeks.
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Proper-District8608Mar 26, 2026
+11
Trump University, Trump Airlines, Trump steaks, Trump Vodka all care to differ on successful
Like a wild animal pissing all over everything to mark their territory.
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Alternative_Rate7474Mar 26, 2026
+21
Not a wild animal, just a small, deformed dog.
21
Background_Flower916Mar 26, 2026
+11
That's an insult to dogs.
11
soccercro3Mar 26, 2026
+4
Reminder, Trump is the first president since William McKinley (1897-1901) to not have a dog in the White House.
4
Background_Flower916Mar 26, 2026
+4
There's already too many turds in the WH.
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HibbletonFanMar 26, 2026
+5
You’d think with the consistent smell of shit wafting from him, he would want a dog around to pass the buck on.
5
Wonderful_Style7972Mar 27, 2026
+2
Trump has no best friends dog or otherwise.
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WhiiiiskyMar 26, 2026
+1
Nah, fat cat in a red hat
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JournalistRecent1230Mar 26, 2026
+7
The dollar is now synonymous with pedophilia.
7
tracyingeMar 27, 2026
+2
approaches bank teller..."Can I get change for this hundred, in smaller bills but no pedo bills please?
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Expert-Swordfish7611Mar 27, 2026
+1
Pedo Bill! Well he ain't been welcome in this bank for 25 years.
1
EsfahenMar 26, 2026
+4
Just treat this stuff as things we can symbolically tear down like a fuckin Saddam statue after he finally strokes out. It will be satisfying.
4
Expert-Swordfish7611Mar 27, 2026
+1
Wishful thinking. He dies and his son in law will probably become the next PM of Israel and his daughter the first female president. They're pulling all the strings.
1
TERRAIN_PULL_UP_Mar 26, 2026
+1
*Rabid animal
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Expert-Swordfish7611Mar 27, 2026
+1
Wild animals rule. Downvoted.
1
SeminoleDVMMar 26, 2026
+35
In his heart of hearts, he must feel like the smallest person who’s ever lived.
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IronPidgeyFTWMar 26, 2026
+24
Good, I hope it bothers him every single day that no one will ever truly love him, not even his wretched parents and robot sex hooker wife
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DharmaBirdMar 27, 2026
+1
Rightfully so.
1
EridanosvoidMar 26, 2026
+15
Unrelated, but anyone wanting to attend the world cup here. Don't.
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thinpileMar 26, 2026
+11
This can be reversed after he's gone right?
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Interesting-Risk6446Mar 26, 2026
+15
Next Treasury Secretary can recall every bill with Trump's signature and have them burned.
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Lurkin_Not_WorkinMar 27, 2026
And make them incredibly valuable - f***
0
Nasty_GoblinMar 27, 2026
+1
Only to idiots
1
DoTheFooka-FookaMar 26, 2026
+27
Anything to stop people from talking about how Donald Trump is a diddler.
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[deleted]Mar 26, 2026
+21
[deleted]
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DoTheFooka-FookaMar 26, 2026
+8
It's basically a civic duty.
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pomonamikeMar 26, 2026
+3
Or simply “rapes kids” in the same size and font of his name.
3
Un1CornTowelMar 26, 2026
+6
One day Nazis will collect Diddler Dollars like Reichsmarks.
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TERRAIN_PULL_UP_Mar 26, 2026
+10
Just classic cult of personality authoritarian demagoguery everywhere you look
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IronPidgeyFTWMar 26, 2026
+17
Why is everyone f****** glazing this pedophile? I'm so f****** done. We deserve this, we truly do.
17
GabarneMar 27, 2026
+4
Because they are profiting or succeeding by suckling him
4
c7062Mar 26, 2026
+13
I'm not one for biblical prophesy, and I won't be offended at all if you downvote this into toilet, but I wonder if this reminds me of the mark of the beast.
It is a mark that is placed on one's hand and one is unable to buy or sell without it. Given that the Bible has been translated and retranslated over and over, it could be a mark that is not placed ON one's hand, but IN one's hand, i.e., HOLDING the mark.
Just a thought, and I highly doubt it's true, but trump certainly qualifies as the antichrist. At the very least, he qualifies as a big, steaming pile of cornfed shit in the antichrist's toilet.
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TimothyMimeslayerMar 27, 2026
+2
It cant be the mark of the beast, the mark of the beast wont be a trick, it will be a conscious decision people take up in defiance of god. So if Trump came out and said, use this money and worship me instead of god and you will live with less suffering, then yeah.
2
Natural_Situation356Mar 27, 2026
+3
I can see him doing that, actually.
Yep, mark of the beast indeed.
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RyllandarasMar 27, 2026
+3
They wear their red hats proudly.
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RyllandarasMar 27, 2026
+2
How about this?
Revelation 13: 16-18
"16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or **in their foreheads**:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."
Remind you of anything?
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Prize_Proof5332Mar 26, 2026
+8
This is what they do in banana republics
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OnceanAggieMar 26, 2026
+5
Everyone get a stamp that says “He’s a pedo!”
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ThaddeusJPMar 26, 2026
+12
Literal king bs putting his name on our money
EVERY. DAY. Its *something*
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zelda93Mar 26, 2026
+10
Absolutely pathetic
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irishnuggetMar 26, 2026
+5
Fun. Gives young fascists 100 years from now something to collect, the way they collect Hitler memorabilia today
5
Lobster_roll_dinnerMar 26, 2026
+12
And millions of people will be adding the word PEDO or Jeffrey Epstein's signature to it.
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DoTheFooka-FookaMar 26, 2026
+6
Yep. President Barbara Streisand.
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Free_Investment4013Mar 26, 2026
+3
Time to get a stamp made lol
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TimothyMimeslayerMar 27, 2026
+1
100%
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skrztekMar 26, 2026
+8
Is it going to include the female outline and crudely-drawn pair of t***?
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Funny-Lobster-8130Mar 26, 2026
+3
Ahhh allright, just what the people need
3
Alternative_Rate7474Mar 26, 2026
+4
No. F*** no.
(There, reddit, are you happy with the formatting now?)
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Aware_Cheesecake_519Mar 26, 2026
+3
A useless signature
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I_Cogs_WellMar 26, 2026
+4
More stuff we have to burn when he is done.
4
Independent-Name4478Mar 26, 2026
+5
Trump is definitely the most beloved politician who hasn’t actually achieved anything
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ranchoparksteveMar 26, 2026
+4
I don’t mind having Trump in my wallet, in my ass pocket, sitting all day on it.
4
f-elonMar 26, 2026
+4
Same place I keep my *ass pennies*
4
youveruinedtheactgobMar 26, 2026
+4
Out to degrade the US dollar in every conceivable way
4
Infinite_Run_4541Mar 26, 2026
+5
Makes sense because the way he is causing inflation the dollar will be worthless soon anyway.
5
SoftwarePrudent2609Mar 26, 2026
+4
Everything this country stood for is gone
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SoggyBoysenberry7703Mar 26, 2026
+4
Jesus Christ he’s just a mad king that’s putting his name on everything.
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Intelligent-Screen-3Mar 27, 2026
+4
Treasurer Brandon Beach. “The President’s mark on history as the architect of America’s Golden Age economic revival is undeniable. Printing his signature on the American currency is not only appropriate, but also well deserved.”
I'm surprised anyone could hear Treasurer Beach say all that over the sound of him sucking Trump's d***.
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TheSpartan273Mar 26, 2026
+3
I could see Trump putting himself on a $1000 bill.
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bassplayerguyMar 26, 2026
+3
As Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say, “For me to poop on!”
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YesterShillMar 26, 2026
+3
Fascists and monarchs do this.
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Flat_Membership6733Mar 27, 2026
+3
That's the end of the dollar as default world currency.
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some_alternative_90Mar 27, 2026
+2
Abolish the dollar, tainted forever now.
2
Kirby_with_a_tMar 27, 2026
+2
Treasury signaling hyperinflation on the way!
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Andovars_GhostMar 27, 2026
+3
Hastening the move to a cashless society.
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Logical-Let-7026Mar 27, 2026
+3
What a f****** fragile loser.
3
NoCoffee6754Mar 27, 2026
+3
When Epstein Files?
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Closet-PowPowMar 27, 2026
+3
According to his recent autopen logic, Unless he signs each piece of currency personally then it’s not valid.
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LarryKingsheadMar 26, 2026
+6
The Mierdas Touch!
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soccercro3Mar 26, 2026
+4
Everyday, some department of the government gives him another award or honor. There is no stopping how low they're willing to go to please him.
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1cl3nstd4ytMar 26, 2026
+2
I pray that Trump spends all his time on such juvenile nonsense.
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ThaddeusJPMar 26, 2026
+2
From my understanding this will require all the plates to be re cut which isn't something you just bang out in a month. Furthermore I dont even know WHERE it would go on any of the bills. https://www.uscurrency.gov/denominations/1/
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Alive_kiwi_7001Mar 27, 2026
+1
It’s Trump. It’ll just be scrawled right over the top of everything because he’ll whine about the signature being too small if it isn’t.
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KingMario05Mar 26, 2026
+2
Go. To hell.
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Kendal_with_1_LMar 26, 2026
+2
Something to wipe my ass with.
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Obvious_Toe_3006Mar 27, 2026
+2
In Gold We Trust
Donald J Trump
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Waste-Time-2440Mar 27, 2026
+2
Then he’ll claim it all belongs to him.
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KazeNilremMar 27, 2026
+2
We need actual leadership to be here so we can reverse all these bs decisions. Why would we want the signature of a felon, who defends/commutes pedophiles, and gleefully assisted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.
2
AgentInkling99Mar 27, 2026
+2
Something to remind himself who devalued the dollar worldwide?
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rustylungMar 27, 2026
+2
Kind of makes sense now that he turned the dollar into toilet paper
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Round-Guarantee4948Mar 27, 2026
+2
Pedophile money
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TheResolutePrimeMar 27, 2026
+2
Further incentive to stop using cash.
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Remarkable_Mud_8227Mar 27, 2026
+2
So we’re all going to be writing Fu\*k before his name right?
2
burn3edoutburn3rMar 27, 2026
+2
"...is a pedo" is what my husband said he's going with 🤣
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Remarkable_Mud_8227Mar 27, 2026
+1
The options are limitless and they for sure will never outlaw sharpies. 😂
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ealuedMar 27, 2026
+1
So everyone’s just going to write with a sharpie “…is a pedo” immediately after where his signature appears, correct?
1
myzteroMar 27, 2026
+1
How are we going to know? I’m sure it will redacted.
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Select_Bread_5808Mar 27, 2026
+1
Add “IS A PEDO” to every bill!!
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torinismynameMar 26, 2026
+3
It's so pathetic it's hard to put into words. He does all this shit, takes, takes, and takes. But it is never really enough for him.
If anything, he looks even more sad and angry the more he has. Maybe it's that deep sense of disappointment that the things that one yearns for don't make you happy. And as he wants bigger things. That feeling of things being a letdown is more.
Seek therapy.
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Frowny575Mar 26, 2026
+2
Probably why people say "money doesn't buy you happiness". It is no coincidence those who focus on hoarding wealth are also miserable so just taking is how they fill that void. To any other person, money damn well could buy happiness as being poor sucks.
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civil_politicianMar 26, 2026
+2
This is probably against the law
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whycarbonMar 26, 2026
+1
cant wait to see his ugly scribble every time i spend my last 20. thanks for somehow making everything even more expensive than it already was, dickhead!
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HuntMelodic5769Mar 26, 2026
+1
I bet this is going to lead to some very incredible No Kings protest signs this weekend. I lack the artistry but if anyone needs a vision: a giant dollar bill themed around Trump being in the Epstein lists.
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ninjazxninja6rMar 26, 2026
+1
Nice more poop dollas
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Old_Channel44Mar 27, 2026
+1
Old geezer puts name on dying print medium
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davidkaliMar 27, 2026
+1
I can see the future now, vending machines won’t recognize any currency with his name on it.
1
Complex-Algae-4214Mar 27, 2026
+1
This doesn't seem to state when or what denominations this will happen with. Is there anything else, but a statement written to blow smoke up Trumps ass?
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Expert-Swordfish7611Mar 27, 2026
+1
It'll be a great reminder when we're pushing wheelbarrows of worthless cash around when the war escalates. A symbol of inflation and the Epstein classes values.
1
HotDogFingers01Mar 27, 2026
+1
I’ll never accept any currency with his name on it. Any bill that ends up in my hands will go straight back to the bank and exchanged.
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tntcougMar 27, 2026
+1
I'll take a $1 coin or four quarters, thanks.
1
verifiedboomerMar 27, 2026
+1
All I can say is that if I ever come into possession of paper money with that name written on it, I will append something to it and put it back in circulation ASAP.
1
Independent-ReaderMar 27, 2026
+1
What a waste of money. Now I'm going to have to throw away every new bill I get.
1
riggles1970Mar 27, 2026
+1
He has probably trademarked his signature and expects royalties.
1
BruceStarcrestMar 27, 2026
Now that’s what I call a distraction from the Trump Epstein pedo trafficking files.
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