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News & Current Events Apr 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM

Trump appears to extend Iran deadline in cryptic post

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The-cultured-swine39 Apr 5, 2026 +9615
Donald Trump is negotiating with himself via social media. It’s embarrassing.
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asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf Apr 5, 2026 +1319
Does he negotiate with losers...
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masterofn0n3 Apr 5, 2026 +655
Exclusively
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xOrion12x Apr 5, 2026 +262
He literally is on tape a couple days ago just full dementia talking about how he loves being surrounded by idiots.
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MartyMacGyver Apr 6, 2026 +75
He's surrounded by idiots when he's alone in a room...
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Stupidwhizzzzz Apr 5, 2026 +74
Why would you want to be around idiots to feel better? How dumb do you have to be? Hanging around idiots makes you one, everyone knows this. Ugh.
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VagrantShadow Apr 6, 2026 +93
Deep down he lacks self confidence and he always wants to be around people lower than himself to make him feel better. Then on the other hand, you can point out when he is around people he wishes he was like or has been around them, wishing he could be them. [I'll never forget, at the final stretches of the presidential election and he was at a campaign rally, he was going on about arnold palmer and his p**** size, how big it was. Like he really stretched on how amazing it was, in his mind it was a mans p****. It was wild.](https://www.thewrap.com/donald-trump-arnold-palmer-p****-shower/) >“Arnold Palmer was all man. And I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough,” Trump said. >“And I refuse to say it,” Trump continued, before immediately saying what he seemed to be helpless to avoid saying: “but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there — they said ‘oh my god, that’s unbelievable.’” >“And I had to tell you the shower part of it, because it’s true. What can I tell you? We want to be upfront, we want to be honest.” I find it funny; the only time trump wants to be honest is when it's about another golfers p**** size.
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Responsible_Skill957 Apr 6, 2026 +5
His p**** envy on full display.
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Rudeboy67 Apr 6, 2026 +45
https://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/19/donald-trump-hiring-people-smarter-than-you-is-a-mistake.html He literally said a decade ago that he never hires people smarter than he his. If you think about how dumb Trump is, then you look at guys like Hegseth and Kash Patel, at least Trump is consistent. It must be hard to find conscious people dumber than Trump, and yet they find them.
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JKorv Apr 6, 2026 +8
He said that he doesn't want to hear about other peoples success, he wants people to listen about his success. He is deeply insecure man.
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Khaldara Apr 5, 2026 +189
“Better capitulate to my demands or I’ll wet myself, backtrack, and tariff my own dumbass voters again! Take that!”
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Momik Apr 5, 2026 +45
Iranian negotiator: I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see that?
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gordonjames62 Apr 6, 2026 +4
When Iran is the voice of reason in negotiations, I feel like the world has gone off the rails and we are about to see another trainwreck.
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youngpenrose Apr 6, 2026 +11
He's negotiating with terrorists, Himself via social media...
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david4069 Apr 6, 2026 +6
I don't know if he ever does, but everyone he negotiates with does.
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Momik Apr 5, 2026 +8
I can give you “negotiate with jackasses, shitbirds, or…” ok, actually “losers” is on the table as well..
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Sea-Adhesiveness1222 Apr 5, 2026 +3
Every morning in the mirror
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ficis Apr 5, 2026 +190
He didn’t extend it. Hes just an idiot that doesn’t realize it is nearly 12 hrs ahead of the U.S. I’m sure someone told him 8pm Tuesday is 430am Wednesday in Iran
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ianjm Apr 5, 2026 +172
Simpler explanation is that it's yet more market manipulation after someone told him about the oil futures
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InTooManyWays Apr 6, 2026 +44
Basically goes full apeshit on Fridays to destabilize everything and backtracks a little on Sundays. Kind of becoming a pattern  
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Positive_Total_8651 Apr 6, 2026 +15
Its so infuriating that its been 10 years of him saying insane shit nearly every day, and every day its I CANT BELIEVE HE SAID THAT. Our country is so f****** stupid it makes me so mad. Theres fundamentally no point in listening to *anything* he says. He cannot *breathe* without uttering a lie or a manipulation.
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Downunderphilosopher Apr 6, 2026 +13
Or the white house nurses who change his diaper just tell him it's Sunday every day he wakes up, so he is caught inside a Memento loop and can't act on his future threats.
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SoggyMattress2 Apr 5, 2026 +117
We're literally watching a geriatric man lose his mind in real time and he's sat in the most powerful seat in the world. It's f****** insanity.
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pointandclickit Apr 6, 2026 +25
At least it won’t be the most powerful seat in the world for long. Glass half full and all.
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SaleSubstantial6601 Apr 5, 2026 +51
trump and his whole administration are an embarrassment, it’s disgusting what they’ve done to our country.
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Aeri73 Apr 6, 2026 +31
they are representing YOU, on the global stage they are dismanteling your government and services, your protections, your rights they are dismanteling the economical system that made the dollar the basis of the global economy they are dismanteling nato and the soft power that came with leading it and the americans keep thinking it's a joke it's time to do more america, it's your country, your soldiers, your army, your problem.
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The-cultured-swine39 Apr 5, 2026 +16
His voters knew he would do this. They just couldn’t stand an annoying laugh.
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Mr_Pricklepants Apr 5, 2026 +249
The US now is a military laughingstock. Thanks, tinyhands and kegsbreath!
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ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 5, 2026 +333
Trump has no way out. None. He started this and now he’s fucked. He’s panicking and flip flopping daily. One day he says he doesn’t care about the Strait, and now he’s threatening to commit War Crimes. He’s completely unhinged. He thought he could pull a Venezuela on Iran, a massive miscalculation and arguably the biggest f*** up we’ve seen in decades, if not ever. He’s too weak of a man to admit he made a mistake; so now he’s going to burn the world down.
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merryman1 Apr 5, 2026 +77
The big question is how long the sane-washing machine keeps going. How long the media system around him is willing to let themselves be made to look like fools having to take each new statement seriously and uncritically.
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BarelyAirborne Apr 5, 2026 +33
Gas in the US is heading to $9/gallon, but only if this isn't worse than 1973. 1973 sucked. I had a Boss 302 Mustang in 1973. Gas went from 0.32/gallon to over a dollar. If this is worse than '73? Holy hell.
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pomskygirl Apr 6, 2026 +16
Many places in the world are already over $9/gallon USD.
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Danejir Apr 6, 2026 +5
Yeah, but this is America. Weve spent decades bombing whole countries and killing civilians to keep our gas prices low for a reason.
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htownmidtown1 Apr 5, 2026 +28
I looked at his TS activity this morning when it was reported what he said. He posts poll after poll of his approval rating generated by CPAC and another company. They are all in the 90%+. Yes-men in action…
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soopafly Apr 6, 2026 +17
I thought he didn’t like polls. Also, thank you for your service.
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ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 6, 2026 +28
I read reports that Trump is literally getting all of his information and strategy from Fox News, not our own Intelligence agencies. Really let that sink in…….. The President is letting a propaganda machine that works for him, feed him information and tactics on what to do next. We spend billions a year in Intelligence and yet; he doesn’t even listen to them. Tulsi Gabbard testified on in front of Congress two weeks ago, she said, Iran “is not an imminent threat”. Gabbard is the Director of National Intelligence……. Trump is going to start WW3 and get everyone killed for what? His f****** ego. He served no one but himself. He doesn’t give a single f*** about the American people or anyone else for that matter.
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Black_Moons Apr 6, 2026 +2
Right up until the rich owners of the media decide that trump is losing them money and not handing every dollar in the USA over to them on a silver platter. Oh im sorry, rich *owner*, I forgot there was only 1 who owned the entire US media now.
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Arrowstar Apr 5, 2026 +73
Hey, just like Putin!
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patiperro_v3 Apr 5, 2026 +59
Very much so. They build their image as “strong men” and become enslaved by it, leading them to the most asinine decisión making.
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Dependent_Star3998 Apr 5, 2026 +31
At least Putin isn't blabbering nonsense on social media non-stop.
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asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf Apr 5, 2026 +22
Ah that guy, he is blabbering nonsense offline, he doesn't have internet.
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Calimariae Apr 6, 2026 +7
Because he lives in an information vacuum and doesn’t know how to use technology. He delegates his social media nonsense blabbering to his lackey, Medvedev. Medvedev is a drunken clown who makes Trump-like threats every single day. https://www.businessinsider.com/vladimir-putin-never-uses-cellphone-internet-russian-defector-says-2023-4 There is more evidence suggesting that Putin is dumb as shit than that he is smart.
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ToonaSandWatch Apr 5, 2026 +28
The man was always willing to burn the world down if it meant keeping himself out of prison for one reason or another. The walls are closing in and he’s got enough bodies to throw in front of him until even the most die hard walk away (like MTG). He would happily push the button and hide in a hole with his daughter as the last woman on earth.
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d3gaia Apr 5, 2026 +11
In terms of major military miscalculations in the recent past (less than 100 years), I’d say that this is on par with Germany and Russia in the 40s
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egyeager Apr 6, 2026 +10
And this is why Peter Thiel is in cash right now. Let the demented old look destroy the USd and then buy up distressed assets
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alphabeticdisorder Apr 5, 2026 +27
Counterpoint: We've stopped talking about Epstein. Mission accomplished.
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Garlador Apr 5, 2026 +28
The hell I have. Pedophiles and pedophile protectors get no peace.
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catscanmeow Apr 6, 2026 +11
we absolutely have not stopped talking about it. we can talk about multiple things
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Aggressive_Chair1470 Apr 6, 2026 +7
he didn't miscalculate anything.  people give trump way too much credit "mistake" "stupid" "miscalculate". hes just a bad guy none if it is an accident. 
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Virindi Apr 5, 2026 +69
The US now is a ~~military~~ laughingstock. 
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dboutt86 Apr 5, 2026 +92
The US had been a laughingstock since 2016 when you first elected the pedo rapist.
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super__hoser Apr 5, 2026 +33
^ this. The world has been laughing for a long time.
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EmbarrassedCockRing Apr 5, 2026 +25
I don't know if laughing is the right way of framing this...
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Kickinthegonads Apr 6, 2026 +17
It very much is. We're also horrified in sheer terror, but two things can be true at the same time. Like, the US is very scary, but mainly very pathetic. Like one of those roided up, no-chinned morons you see at the gym.
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lordeddardstark Apr 6, 2026 +6
we were laughing when we thought you accidentally shat the bed. but now it's obvious that america actually has a shit f*****, so now we are hating because we all get to smell the stink
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Imaginary_Try_1408 Apr 5, 2026 +23
Donald Trump is ~~negotiating with himself via social media. It’s~~ embarrassing.
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happy_dad857 Apr 5, 2026 +12
TACO 🌮
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Muddlesthrough Apr 5, 2026 +8
Art of the (self) deal!
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onee_san_bath_water Apr 5, 2026 +16
Shart of a deal
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SteamedGamer Apr 5, 2026 +1805
When he lost the 2020 election, I thought that was it - I'll never heard the word "Trump" again. I was so, so wrong. I'm going to be hearing that word daily until he dies...and even then. F*** this monster of a human being...
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flat5 Apr 5, 2026 +654
How did voters shift TOWARDS Trump after what happened? It's truly incomprehensible.
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Conscripted Apr 5, 2026 +623
It isnt incomprehensible. He won against a woman twice and America hates women
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asdf-7644 Apr 5, 2026 +253
I've said Democrats need to run a white male next election presidential election no matter what.  I hope some day that's not true but sadly it's not going to be true any time soon.
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pegothejerk Apr 6, 2026 +52
They need to put in someone electable that won’t be afraid to tackle economic issues, because if they don’t, the next president will be an even worse republican that is far more dangerous than Trump. Which is saying a lot. If Dems put in a boring electable white dude who just keeps enriching the already ultra wealthy at the expense of the lower classes, there might never be a democrat elected to president again.
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TreatAffectionate453 Apr 6, 2026 +37
They'd need a sizable majority in Congress for that. Biden tried to tackle a lot of economic issues with Build Back Better, but Sinema and Joe Manchin forced him to widdle most of it away.
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DoingCharleyWork Apr 6, 2026 +22
Doesn't matter who they put up when there's so much disinformation about dem candidates. Anyone remember all the people who didn't want to vote for kamala because she was gonna start a war with the middle east and support Israel? Hmm what's going on right now? What did Trump say about gaza at that time? Give Israel bigger bombs and turn gaza into beachfront property. But these people didn't care.
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Tidzor Apr 6, 2026 +4
Sorry not trying to be annoying but as a non American that proposition still sounds way better than Trump? Why would it be worse? At least we'd be done with his massive bullshitery.
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DoublePostedBroski Apr 6, 2026 +111
Democrats hate democrats. Gen Z wants a democratic socialist, which is never going to happen. And they’re not willing to compromise. The rest want a center-left Biden-type but will abstain if that candidate has one differing point of view. Democrats are single-issue candidates and will abandon the whole party if they dislike one thing. Republicans win because they’re willing to look past things and vote aligned to the party.
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Redgen87 Apr 6, 2026 +69
Republican voters tend to be loyal to the party no matter what, at least in my life experience. Regardless of how slimy the nominee is. Meanwhile you check out something like the politics sub Listnook and it’s a bunch of democrats arguing with each other about accountability and the Dem party offering a lesser evil over an actual progressive candidate. The politics here in the US are and have been a f****** mess and social media has only made it worse.
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Linenoise77 Apr 6, 2026 +26
We have crossed into fullblown populism at this point. Positions, reality, context, none of it matters. Just that you can be the best whatever by supporting a candidate who says they are the best whatever
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kn0where Apr 6, 2026 +37
Bernie Sanders is never gonna come close in a primary. AOC will never be in Congress. Zohran Mamdani will never be mayor. Sure seems like democratic socialists are gaining traction.
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ngunter7 Apr 6, 2026 +74
And in between the two women Biden did absolutely nothing to hold him accountable in any way
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Positive_Total_8651 Apr 6, 2026 +39
Biden tried to play it safe by not going harder on pushing the DOJ to prosecute him. Part of me respects that he wasn't willing to weaponize his post and tried to serve as an example, the pragmatic part of me hates that we literally *all* knew it was going to be *really really bad* if trump won again and they should have sent his ass to prison.
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chadwickipedia Apr 6, 2026 +7
He assumed Trump wouldn’t run again. I blame Garland more than anything. I feel like he was awol for 4 years
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harrisarah Apr 6, 2026 +16
Biden shouldn't have chosen Garland (a f****** Republican) in the first place
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daguerrotype_type Apr 6, 2026 +5
I mean, he was being prosecuted when he won the election. I can see from the obvious abuse of power Trump is doing in the justice department that POTUS has a lot more leeway in justice than European presidents or prime-ministers, but perhaps the only thing Biden could do was move things along faster. Which he was not really known for, sorry for the stupid joke. And with all the talks that he can pardon himself, so ridiculous that the ”tough on crime” crowd elected this clown.
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fakieTreFlip Apr 6, 2026 +55
It's honestly pretty astonishing, isn't it? You have Hillary Clinton, arguably one of the most qualified people to ever run for president, go up against Donald Trump, *unquestionably* the least qualified person to ever run for president, and America says "absolutely the f*** not". Once he beat Harris, I knew for sure that America would never elect a woman as president. At least not in my lifetime.
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Hiker-Redbeard Apr 6, 2026 +25
By 2016 people were absolutely over status quo politics, and Hillary was as status quo as they came. The other two popular candidates that cycle were Trump and Bernie who are about as non-status quo as we've seen lately.  And Kamala didn't win a primary, she was never a popular/desired candidate regardless of gender I think.  Both being women was absolutely a factor, but there were a lot of other factors that went into both of those that weren't there in 2020. 
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SurfingKenny Apr 6, 2026 +28
To be fair Hilary had a smear campaign against her for a very long time.  People simply hated her for existing basically, due to the propaganda and constant negativity being thrown around about her.  She was definitely qualified however her chances of winning were slim.  The fact the Democratic Party didn’t take this issue into account is a bit surprising.
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Bellegante Apr 6, 2026 +25
Yeah, she had a smear campaign against her for *decades before she tried running for president* and the idea they could run her was laughable. It's definitely a good example of the Democratic party being completely out of touch. It reminds me of them saying "we have to train the electorate" ..
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Silver-End9570 Apr 6, 2026 +7
Everyone's forgetting about the Electoral College too. Bush Jr. wouldn't have won one of the elections without them, and Trump's won both times pretty much exclusively because of them. The American election system was always broken, Trump just pushed it to critical mass.
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Black_Moons Apr 6, 2026 +16
Democrats only seem to want to run whatever candidate that the republicans have had 20+ years to run a smear campaign on. Biggest reason obama won was because they only had about 2 years tops to run a smear campaign.
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Fictional-adult Apr 6, 2026 +16
> arguably one of the most qualified people to ever run for president No question she was more qualified than him, but… what? Clinton held a safe Democratic senate seat (in a state she didn’t even live in) for 8 years, then did 4 years as Secretary of State.  She was a moderately qualified candidate at best, and if you actually watched her campaign even that is generous.
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Agitated_Ad7576 Apr 6, 2026 +12
Yeah, I didn't like Hillary or Kamala and was just voting against Trump. And lots of people in my circle said the same thing. To be honest, I didn't even like Obama at first, a one term senator without any major legislation. America got lucky that his other gifts matched his speaking skills.
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Shadrach77 Apr 5, 2026 +49
50 years of concerted media effort led to a solid, unquestioning base. No matter how bad a Republican may seem, the Democrats are always painted as much, much worse. (I know this from firsthand experience). The last-minute shift from Biden to Harris excited many Democrats, but it really turned off the Independents. And her getting all milquetoast after a short time just sealed the deal.
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Galaghan Apr 6, 2026 +7
English is my third language and I can't stop staring at the word milquetoast.
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Solidify0118 Apr 6, 2026 +12
It's simple. He's had the setup in place to steal the election in 2016, 2020, and 2024. It didn't work in 2020 because it doesn't work on mail in ballots, hence why he wants to make them illegal. It all makes sense when you just think about it.
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mex2005 Apr 6, 2026 +20
It was a woman and pandemic inflation hit right during Biden presidency and the average american is dumber than a dog.
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BallBearingBill Apr 6, 2026 +5
MAGA was a display of just how broke the US is. It's not just Trump, it's all the supporters he has. Every one of them lacks empathy and critical thinking
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ThatGenericName2 Apr 6, 2026 +5
The optimistic view is that it didn’t. If you look at the election results between 2024 and 2020, trump gained 3 million votes while the democrats lost 6 million. You can see it as people decided the chance of Trump winning was a preferable alternative to voting for a Democrat candidate that they didn’t fully agree with. The reality was that the Dem campaign was ultimately a mess and was banking too much on people not wanting Trump. Unfortunately that wasn’t actually enough to motivate people to vote against Trump.
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hologeek Apr 5, 2026 +1280
TACO as usual. Dude is a joke
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azad_ninja Apr 5, 2026 +191
Tacos on a Sunday? I’ve barely finished my Easter lunch.
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TehWildMan_ Apr 5, 2026 +55
It's ~~5 o'clock~~ Tuesday somewhere!
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HMTMKMKM95 Apr 6, 2026 +13
Wasting away again in Mar-a-lago-ville, looking for the taco with ketchup sauce.
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Significant-Pass6108 Apr 5, 2026 +10
Over the budget but ahead of schedule
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Awkward_Silence- Apr 5, 2026 +17
The chaos is what he TACOs about. Never know which thing is the one he'll actually follow through with. Keeps ya guessing
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encoreAC Apr 5, 2026 +17
TACO on this insane war please now. Everyone but Israel wants this.
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[deleted] Apr 5, 2026 +1678
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ImpulsE69 Apr 5, 2026 +268
agree but man I'm scared of what is waiting. Do we really want Vance as president? Or whoever else is in the waiting?
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mrm00r3 Apr 5, 2026 +368
There’s a really good chance that there are several people who believe they are his rightful successors. And most every single one of them is an idiot.
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MarshyHope Apr 5, 2026 +100
Eric Trump trying to debate Vance would be hilarious. Ivanka is probably the actual best person to be his "heir", but MAGA would hate that.
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mrm00r3 Apr 5, 2026 +61
Ivanka would be fine right up until we had to hear her husband squeaking about something.
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alchn Apr 5, 2026 +49
The first female US president Ivanka. Are... are we on that f****** timeline!?
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soccercro3 Apr 6, 2026 +29
I might be acting a little negative but I think the Republicans will be the first party to elect a female president. Any upcoming female Dem will be attacked from all sides and purity tested. Republicans fall in line unfortunately.
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BusinessKnight0517 Apr 6, 2026 +21
First female PM of the UK was Thatcher…so the pattern feels like it tracks
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adeewun Apr 5, 2026 +5
Think he’d do a rail straight off the podium?
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Savoir_faire81 Apr 5, 2026 +72
Trumps brain is dementia addled. His mind is broken. With very few exceptions nothing, even Vance being POTUS, nothing is worse than a crazy man in control of the levers of power.
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alchn Apr 5, 2026 +6
I would argue his mind is born broken or through upbringing, to be void of any human quality,
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SceneOfShadows Apr 6, 2026 +5
There’s also nobody with his pull over the maga cult. I’m not naive but I also think the ‘wait until a smart Trump replaces him’ responses ignore his unique pull and unique instability.
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_Daedalus_ Apr 5, 2026 +51
I'm actually not that worried about what comes after. The cult that he's somehow built follows *him*, not the Republican party. They've put all their eggs in the Trump basket. When he's finally does die the power vacuum and infighting will last ages.
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myburdentobear Apr 5, 2026 +16
Hopefully it will give a decent subset of people that are in too deep to ever admit they made a mistake with Trump an off ramp.
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pre_pun Apr 5, 2026 +56
Two days ago from Trump's lips, we didn't need the strait at all and it was up to every other country that needs it, to secure it .. now it's war crime city if they don't "Open the Fuckin' Strait". Trump is going wreck the world as we know it if he isn't gone. With all the military leaders let go by Hegshit ... they want to do something incredibly stupid.
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R3dbeardLFC Apr 5, 2026 +19
The sooner the better. Don't want him to get 10 years as an option.
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Orwells_Roses Apr 5, 2026 +20
Without the cult leader the cult will eat itself alive and won’t be able to accomplish anything. I’m looking forward to that day. BBH!
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Tartuffiere Apr 5, 2026 +15
At least Vance has coherent thoughts. They may be bad or evil thoughts but they are predictable in a way and can be countered. Trump is batshit senile crazy and that's a lot worse than whatever Vance could do.
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fattes Apr 5, 2026 +7
I still think if he dies the cult dies with him. Guess we will see
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Cloudhead_Denny Apr 5, 2026 +6
Vance is toothless, so are the rest of them. Can you imagine Vance demanding tariffs? He'd be laughed out of office. Trump gets away with Trump because Trump. NO ONE beyond him is getting that pass.
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The-cultured-swine39 Apr 5, 2026 +15
Do we really want someone with late stage syphilis playing with the military like they’re GI Joes?
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prof_the_doom Apr 5, 2026 +5
At this point I honestly don't think it can be worse.
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TheTiby Apr 5, 2026 +4
America, if you're listening...
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Rare-Site Apr 6, 2026 +375
Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
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thatguyfromfrance Apr 6, 2026 +74
Every old people home memory care center is full of people just like him...how does he still have a job????
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Setekh79 Apr 6, 2026 +48
Because half of America is just as insane as him, and the other half are too f****** spineless to do anything about it.
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KBeightyseven Apr 6, 2026 +14
Amazing post 👍
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Don_Patrick Apr 6, 2026 +7
I'm glad someone has been keeping track. It gives a nice overview of his 30+ stages of insanity.
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AbletonUser333 Apr 6, 2026 +4
That’s amazing.
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Winter_Desk_443 Apr 5, 2026 +350
bitchmade
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blackandbluegirltalk Apr 5, 2026 +47
💀💀💀 Imagine some intern explaining to him what this means 😂😂😂
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super__hoser Apr 5, 2026 +358
What a pushover. Is this the "strongman" his supporters voted for?
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Equivalent-Shine5742 Apr 5, 2026 +115
Tbh his supporters are all dithering idiots so not certain they've noticed.
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super__hoser Apr 5, 2026 +26
"They would be very angry if they could read."
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teebird_phreak Apr 5, 2026 +253
Dude does a TACO before half of us see what he TACO’d on
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gummo_for_prez Apr 5, 2026 +29
That's what struck me about this one specifically. Only the most tuned in people even know about the first thing and it's already different.
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UbiSububi8 Apr 5, 2026 +57
They need to take his phone away until the effects of his monthly treatments recede.
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PmMeCuteDogsThanks_ Apr 6, 2026 +7
Just have it post to an isolated instance, with some bots upvoting or whatnot. He wouldn’t know the difference anyway 
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ASpellingAirror Apr 5, 2026 +167
What day is it? Can’t be Taco Tuesday already!
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pat_the_catdad Apr 5, 2026 +28
Taco Stuesday
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MajorMorelock Apr 6, 2026 +38
The next 48 hours is going be a very tense three weeks.
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KingBlackToof Apr 5, 2026 +63
And when this goes by he'll do what? Post "May" and then "2027"
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Thesheriffisnearer Apr 5, 2026 +33
His followers don't care to remember.  We were all suppose to die like 5 times from the vaccine shot by now
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Stormshow Apr 5, 2026 +58
Beware ye who seek coherence here.
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Technical_Ideal_5439 Apr 5, 2026 +21
Every time I see or hear Trump, I have a vision of his PR people jumping out of windows in Embarrassment. He is supposed to be a politician, and by definition, the president is. But he is on the extreme end of that word.
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restore_democracy Apr 5, 2026 +18
They have no embarrassment or they wouldn’t work for Trump.
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Reno_valetore Apr 5, 2026 +15
Just yet another market manipulation...
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kl7aw220 Apr 6, 2026 +13
I will never forgive the Republican in Congress for allowing this man to stay in office, when we have a perfectly good US constitution that allows us to remove him and others - that Article 25.
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CrimsonGear80 Apr 5, 2026 +28
What an ass
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KinkyQuesadilla Apr 5, 2026 +29
Trump is trying to out-TACO himself because his dementia-riddled mind is nothing more than a bowl of cold oatmeal that Stephen Miller talks to.
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ImpulsE69 Apr 5, 2026 +28
Maybe Iran doesn't negotiate with terrorists?
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steve_ample Apr 5, 2026 +25
Desperation escalating in real time.
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The-Flying-Waffle Apr 5, 2026 +26
OF COURSE HE IS EXTENDING AGIAN. YOU HAVE 48 HOURS. Over the weekend where the markets are closed: Nah never mind you are okay. Oh no never mind YOU HAVE 48 HOURS AGAIN
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Previous_Soil_5144 Apr 5, 2026 +31
"This is your LAST CHANCE Iran. I mean it this time! Open up Hormuz or else! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT"
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No_Definition321 Apr 5, 2026 +25
You forgot about praising Allah at the end.
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sask357 Apr 5, 2026 +10
I'm used to his erratic changes of deadlines and his shifting promises of negotiations. I can't get used to the fact that Congress accepts his threats of committing war crimes. Of course, they said nothing about Hegseth's call for no quarter so I guess Trump's ignoring the Geneva Conventions is acceptable. I'm equally surprised that MAGA voters mostly still support this after he ran on a no-wars platform.
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dallasdude Apr 5, 2026 +18
25th 
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devil1fish Apr 5, 2026 +10
Let me guess… he’s giving them two weeks?
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planet_janett Apr 5, 2026 +8
He's desperate.
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shep2105 Apr 5, 2026 +9
Trump said all this shit several weeks ago.  He's talking..he's lying On March 23, he said they had 48 hours or he was obliterating them to.   Just another empty stupid threat
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Kurtotall Apr 5, 2026 +8
One of his cronies probably needs a little more time to position some money.
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Away-Two8270 Apr 5, 2026 +7
He can extend it by one month, one Year.... Strait of Hormuz will remain closed for enemy Tankers
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WasThatInappropriate Apr 5, 2026 +8
The guy is so scared of having ultimatums rejected that he just extends every time someone says no to him. How many countries have now ignored him and have indefinitely rolling threats out against them?
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BadHombreSinNombre Apr 5, 2026 +8
This is like if the entire world was watching someone break up with their partner and then send 1000 text messages alternating begging and threatening them to get back together And then get left on read
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DenTwann Apr 5, 2026 +12
What a loser.
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lookieherehere Apr 6, 2026 +7
Doc said I had two week to live. Couldn't pay my bill. Doc gave me another two weeks.
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AdevilSboyU Apr 6, 2026 +6
TACO’s gonna TACO.
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Motor-Region-1011 Apr 5, 2026 +11
Rofl thus is so embarrassing
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DrteethDDS Apr 5, 2026 +11
Art of the De-mentia
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moonchildgz Apr 5, 2026 +10
Is he really talking to Iran or to himself? I think he is imagining things already.
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Lamon72 Apr 5, 2026 +5
Has he ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf . Fukn liar
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Weary_Warrior Apr 5, 2026 +6
So when is nothing happening?
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Aust1mh Apr 5, 2026 +5
TACO 🌮 dementia donald?
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RuffTuff Apr 6, 2026 +5
Markets open tomorrow… must manipulate
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Mistrblank Apr 6, 2026 +5
This is what happens when you're never told No your entire life. You can't fathom why these other people aren't working with him. He's so convinced they need him when they never needed him.
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ClownMorty Apr 6, 2026 +6
It's always two more days or two more weeks
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orangesuave Apr 6, 2026 +5
Don't forget the two weeks after that
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ucankeepurfish Apr 6, 2026 +5
It’s been 48 hours for at least 448 hours
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Bedhappy Apr 6, 2026 +5
The guy has said "48 hours" every 24 hours.
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edgeplayer Apr 6, 2026 +6
If you are seriously about to invade a country you do not advertise it to the world. The truth is that Trump is in a small bubble, built by himself, but which now acts a reflective filter between him and reality. He repeatedly demonstrates that he lives in his own bubble, independent of reality. The actual decisions are made by a circle of advisors. In other words, the cabinet has turned Trump into a media event which has no relevance to the actions of the government. A cabal has taken over America.
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shiitakebukkake Apr 5, 2026 +8
What a weak, pathetic loser.
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punkasstubabitch Apr 5, 2026 +11
How do we know it’s even Trump posting? We haven’t seen him once amid the Walter Red rumors. At this point, I’m not convinced it’s him. His other post did not have Trump tone to it. And you know what else we’re missing a crazy unhinged rant where he wishes Easter to everybody, but somehow turns it into a crazy rant that’s a wall of text insanity.
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TopRutabaga8151 Apr 5, 2026 +4
No guys- we already won the war. He tweeted it on March 24th- “the war in Iran has been won.” Anything else you hear is fake news from the fake liberal media. That straight of Hormuz is so open it might as well be called the gay of Hormuz.
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thesirensoftitans Apr 5, 2026 +5
T.A.C.O TIME!!!
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HobbesNJ Apr 5, 2026 +3
This is exactly what it looks like when a man is in way over his head. He has no idea what he's doing, or how to get out of this mess he's created.
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SimpleAd9687 Apr 5, 2026 +4
How blatant you want the market manipulation to be ? -yes
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Kryds Apr 6, 2026 +5
Shocker. Taco changed the deadline.
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ehode Apr 6, 2026 +4
Two very different messages coming from the president this Easter Sunday. Guessing this is to fleece more market related stuff?
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highinthemountains Apr 6, 2026 +4
TACO strikes again When will Congress do their job and invoke the 25th amendment?
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greenman0003 Apr 6, 2026 +4
TACO Time!
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ToubDeBoub Apr 6, 2026 +4
His deadline is always 2 weeks. Even 10 weeks later, it's always 2 weeks.
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RealisticEntity Apr 7, 2026 +4
>"Tuesday, 8:00 PM Eastern Time!" he simply said on his Truth Social platform. I wonder if Trump tells anyone in his government about these changes before he tweets them on social media. Or are they all scrambling to take action or backing out of impending action as soon as these social media posts are sent?
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Buck4phat Apr 5, 2026 +18
Donnie is the true representation of murica
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Maoleficent Apr 5, 2026 +7
This felon is a worldwide menace and Americans who are in a position to remove him via the 25th Amendment are doing nothing. Every rational free country on earth should declare him a war criminal and arrest him.
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AirGoat23 Apr 5, 2026 +6
T.A.C.O. is at it again. Very predictable. Must be an expensive gift again.
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SeeMarkFly Apr 5, 2026 +9
The stock market was not acting properly so...
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GabeDef Apr 5, 2026 +3
It’s Easter Sunday. He’s giving them time to think about it.
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ObviouslyRealPerson Apr 5, 2026 +3
...and then forget about the deadline all together Then a whole new deadline! ...that is not connected to the previous one The only thing the deadlines actually appear to be connected to is when the markets open and close
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ColdestCatAlive Apr 5, 2026 +3
Isn't new news it's still the 8:00 p.m. Tuesday deadline
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ProDoucher Apr 5, 2026 +3
TACO Tuesday came early
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HUNGUSFUNGUS Apr 5, 2026 +3
It's sad. US doesn't seem to understand that it's just a paper tiger if without its allies.
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boomnachos Apr 5, 2026 +3
Is this the 48 hour one still or is there a new one?
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