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LurksAroundHere Mar 28, 2026 +4767

Eventually the moron's brain is going to rot to the point he starts talking like a Pokemon. "Trump, Trump Trump...Trump Trump Trump..."

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PopPalsUnited Mar 28, 2026 +1006

The one Pokémon nobody wants “Gotta catch em all…except that one”

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LurksAroundHere Mar 28, 2026 +238

Even Garbodor would be like get that filthy thing away from me.

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sake666 Mar 28, 2026 +92

He is a Trubbish without the T.

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cire1184 Mar 28, 2026 +1

More pollution outta his mouth than Koffing

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i_drink_wd40 Mar 28, 2026 +1

More slimy than a Muk and Grimer mosh pit.

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DAS_BEE Mar 28, 2026 +1

I think his Pokemon name is just "shit". Deliberately uncapitalized for maximum petty shame

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cakeshop Mar 28, 2026 +1

His has an UK regional form: “shite”

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sake666 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Nah he already has a region alt: a mixture between Trubbish and Gumshoos. If ypu don’t know what Gumshoos is, look up an image of it. Then you’ll know.

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DogeLord153 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Don't insult my bro Trubbish like that! Trubbish never raped any kids!

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Phiarmage Mar 28, 2026 +17

No, you gotta catch him too, and then concrete block that ookeball all the way down to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

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dpdxguy Mar 28, 2026 +27

If we could imprison that thing in a pokeball...

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AntiYourOpinion Mar 28, 2026 +6

He’s in his pokeball now and we’re just living in it.

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MourningRIF Mar 28, 2026 +47

It's like catching an STD.

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thuragath Mar 28, 2026 +39

I bet he's caught them all

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Oro_Outcast Mar 28, 2026 +19

His body is making new ones.

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Joddodd Mar 28, 2026 +8

I doubt even Grandpa Nurgle would want anything to do with those...

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mn856 Mar 28, 2026 +1

You made me spill my drink from laughing

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Callabrantus Mar 28, 2026 +18

Gotta catch and release that one.

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murphydogscruff Mar 28, 2026 +5

I’d offer him full release if he’d just scamper off into the woods

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0neshoein Mar 28, 2026 +8

I’ll take 100 magikarps in a row before I take that fat filthy f***.

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US3_ME_ Mar 28, 2026 +1

Bro, each one of those is a potential gyarados. Nobody wants a syphilis based shit conjurer_

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nativeridge_ Mar 28, 2026 +13

No one wants to catch a Pokemon with a diaper full of shit

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Chekonjak Mar 28, 2026 +8

Pokémentia

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Unable_Dinner_6937 Mar 28, 2026 +5

What would be his primary move? Stink bomb, maybe?

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bluehour1997 Mar 28, 2026 +198

There's a The Coup song from 1994 called "Pimps (Free Stylin at the Fortune 500 Club)" where everyone on the song pretends to be a different rich person at a party as they pass the mic. When it's "Trump's" turn, there's a joke about everyone wanting to leave and then a bunch of his verse is just him saying his name. That aged well.

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funkymagee Mar 28, 2026 +45

Absolutely love that they were bodying him in that song back in 94 - absolutely in my daily rotation right now.

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toiletting Mar 28, 2026 +1

A lot of The Coup aged well. Songs still hit too.

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TheQuidditchHaderach Mar 28, 2026 +1

Like those seagulls in *'Finding Nemo'*: *"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"*

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weinermcgee Mar 28, 2026 +1

The Lonely Island based a little bit of the sound of Santana DVX on that song.

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clopz_ Mar 28, 2026 +34

Who’s this Pokémon? It’s Dementiasur!

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aerost0rm Mar 28, 2026 +24

Egosaurus.

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SillyMoxie Mar 28, 2026 +36

The mental image of him standing at the podium just shouting his own name like a Charizard is both hilarious and terrifyingly plausible at this point.

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KneelB4Z0d Mar 28, 2026 +59

Malcovich Malcovich

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specqq Mar 28, 2026 +24

I've made the joke before that what freaked the f*** out of Malkovich would feel like heaven to Trump. It's not really a joke.

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Tattered_Reason Mar 28, 2026 +17

Malcovich Malcovich Malcovich

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Kennydoe Mar 28, 2026 +16

PokemonGo to prision.

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jkvincent Mar 28, 2026 +14

Hodor

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MysteryHeroes Mar 28, 2026 +13

His Gym is on Epstein island and he only uses Mr. Mime

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Apophis_ Mar 28, 2026 +55

Americans elected him. Republican party accepts all that. Nobody is doing anything to stop him. This is insane. We should boycott and sanction the US, because it's not a reliable ally anymore.

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DeuceGnarly Mar 28, 2026 +13

General strike. We all need to stay home Monday, demanding he be removed and prosecuted for all his crimes.

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abraksis747 Mar 28, 2026 +29

Hodor.

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Pad_TyTy Mar 28, 2026 +1

Unfortunately, he's no Hodor. Pretty much the exact opposite of a selfless helper.

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iprobablybrokeit Mar 28, 2026 +8

Too soon.

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rupert0331 Mar 28, 2026 +9

I was thinking like the seagulls in Finding Nemo “mine mine mine mine mine mine”

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Wonderful_Mind8032 Mar 28, 2026 +5

“ I am TRUMP “

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nativeridge_ Mar 28, 2026 +4

My thoughts exactly he's going to be wandering around sounding like a sickly chicken "Trump, Trump Trump...Trump Trump Trump..."

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name_escape Mar 28, 2026 +3

A natural born Poison/Dark type. He’s always up to no good and frequently shits himself

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Spartan2170 Mar 28, 2026 +2753

It's obscene how much power this f****** toddler has. Think how much better the world would be if someone in his youth had ever told him "no." Just once.

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civil_politician Mar 28, 2026 +1392

I think several women did

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mouse9001 Mar 28, 2026 +861

Probably some children too.

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cmotdibbler Mar 28, 2026 +343

Probably Ivanka too

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SaveUsCatman Mar 28, 2026 +185

Mostly while she was a child

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DarthWeber Mar 28, 2026 +1

I dunno, see the video of him touching her hip? Hard no

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Wyden_long Mar 28, 2026 +1

It’s when she dissociates in her childhood bedroom that you can really see the damage.

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Weekly_Bed8775 Mar 28, 2026 +1

A very haunting video.

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steamyglory Mar 28, 2026 +1

Link?

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_incredigirl_ Mar 28, 2026 +1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6FZ5kj3FGo

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Physical_Gold_1485 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Like the one that bit his d*** when he raped them?

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g0ld-f1sh Mar 28, 2026 +1

And he probably murdered both

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BH_Andrew Mar 28, 2026 +1

He didn’t care

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bijouxself Mar 28, 2026 +1

And one of them got pushed down a lot of stairs

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Adderall_Rant Mar 28, 2026 +26

You win +1

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Acrobatic-Nose-1773 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Kids. Kids did. He raped them anyway.

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CheapWeight8403 Mar 28, 2026 +364

There's tons of better things that could have happened in the past than someone telling him "no." Guy should be in f****** prison. This is all a failure in our systems more than it is a failure in him or a failure in anyone who never told him "no." It is obscene that our system is filled with such losers that no one will stand up to this d*** head and our entire system is apparently broken. This narcissistic bag of c*** is just the first one to really take advantage of just how broken our system is.

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b_vitamin Mar 28, 2026 +1

He should have been arrested on Jan 6 for fomenting an insurrection.

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MathStock Mar 28, 2026 +1

Inciting a f****** riot. It's a thing..on my record. Protesting against f****** police.

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zmileshigh Mar 28, 2026 +1

Noo silly listnookor laws are for poor people not rich ones!

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Big-Rule5269 Mar 28, 2026 +1

As a multitude of Republicans implied, backing down and kissing his ass within days instead.

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Click_To_Submit Mar 28, 2026 +85

The “American Experiment” has clearly failed. The Constitution is in tatters. SCOTUS is corrupt. POTUS is corrupt. The House\* and the Senate\* have been bought and/or are the weakest representatives the public can endure. I expect that this will take decades to recover from. \* the individual states as well.

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FuzzyCub20 Mar 28, 2026 +42

It requires a new constitution and new checks on power in every branch, period. Any less than a complete overhaul will eventually allow power and money to corrupt it once again. In the age of information and technology I believe that a more direct democracy than a Republic is needed, with a focus on education, medical care, renewables, and equal treatment under the law for all the peoples within America's borders.

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FlushTheTurd Mar 28, 2026 +1

Unfortunately, roughly 50% of our voters hate all of those things. I hope that the cult eventually dissolves, but I worry MAGA will truly never be gone. If that’s the case, I think we’re not going to be okay until MAGA moves to Texas and few other southern states and secedes from the USA. No country can survive the absolute evil and stupidity of MAGA.

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cerisegoat Mar 28, 2026 +1

Sadly I don’t think MAGA will go away, because they’ve always been there. The confederates, the KKK, the tea party, the obsession with ‘freedom’ at all costs, rampant nationalism and militarism masquerading as patriotism - hatred, bigotry, religious fundamentalism and anti-intellectualism are hard wired into the American psyche. Social media and an unchecked corrupt media (starting with Murdoch and Fox) have amplified and united these forces as never before, but they’ve always been there. The only way out would be a root and branch reckoning, constitutional overhaul, strict media oversight and an immense amount of spending on education. But the USA’s mortal fear of ‘socialism’ means that’s never going to happen. In other words, the cancer has always been there, now it’s reached stage 4.

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meltdown_popcorn Mar 28, 2026 +1

Doing something unconstitutional should get someone more than a sharp scolding.

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MuricanPoxyCliff Mar 28, 2026 +1

American liberal here. Yep. America is indeed in decline, and I believe a UN Agency or some other international body recognized we are about halfway down the authoritarian/oligarch rabbit hole, down a staggering amount from the prior evaluation, which was still far lower than the America I was born into as we reached for the moon in the late 60's. My 12 year old is getting more world-wise and he asked me about life before Trump. I wept while contrasting Obama (for all his flaws), who was so much of a positive, thoughtful, inclusive leader, vs where we have fallen to. First time he's seen his dad cry. American conservatism and economic policy were always waiting in the wings. Like Mordo warms Dr. Strange, the bill come due. Always. I thought 9/11 was that bill. I happen to think bin Ladin achieved his goal. And I think, like a tsunami, the second wave is far worse than the first. This is the second wave, fed and fueled by spectacle, social media propaganda, and Fox... throw in a worldwide pandemic and QAnon... America is no longer worthy of world leadership, full stop. Now we're just the player with a shitload of weapons. Call it Putin's revenge.

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Alaishana Mar 28, 2026 +1

Man, it's just that the veneer came off. T is saying the quiet, implied part out loud. The USA never was what you were told to believe.

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Suspicious_Radio_848 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Don’t forget the voters themselves. This is symptomatic of a deep rot in American society, the representatives are just like them. This is why the rest of the world is moving on now, the old status quo is over.

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ImLikeReallySmart Mar 28, 2026 +81

His rise to power has been the most eye opening experience, the number of people for decades who were in position to stop him but gave him a pass is maddening.

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erov Mar 28, 2026 +1

They don’t know how to deal with his mob style tactics and all or nothing loyalty demands.

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Herlock Mar 28, 2026 +1

Republicans know, they simply chose not to do anything. Or rather be complicit of it all. Rubio and the rest decided it was good for them to side with trump... And that's all that matters to them.

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Instameat Mar 28, 2026 +5

Many of the tenants in his slums in the 80s told him no.

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Bodefosho Mar 28, 2026 +5

If only his dad loved him, but here we are instead.

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gorginhanson Mar 28, 2026 +9

These are the same people who say you have to hit a bully to make them stop

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postmodlawprof Mar 28, 2026 +940

This malignant narcissist wants his stupid name on everything! It could be fitting given how much of a cataclysm it is. A real reflection of his policies and of his whole career.

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Zak-and-Wheezie99 Mar 28, 2026 +171

He'd write his name on Bob Ross paintings if he could.

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BilboBiden Mar 28, 2026 +76

He'd write his name on Bob Ross if he could.

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Tommyblahblah Mar 28, 2026 +37

Those trees would be very unhappy.

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TheAardsnark Mar 28, 2026 +11

He’d better leave the pocket squirrels the eff alone.

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KrasnovPlaysTheHits Mar 28, 2026 +79

>He believes, therefore, that he must become an immortal to the German people. Everything must be huge and befitting as a monument to the honor of Hitler. His idea of a permanent building is one which will endure at least a thousand years. His highways must be known as "Hitler Highways", and they must endure for longer periods of time than the Napoleonic roads. He must always be doing the impossible and leaving his mark on the country. This is one of the ways in which he hopes to stay alive in the minds of the German people for generations to come. Walter Langer, 1943

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Alaishana Mar 28, 2026 +1

Oh, he achieved his goal then. He WILL stay alive in the mind of not only the German people, but ppl all over the world. For as long as anyone teaches history.

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Alarmed_Garlic_6748 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Florida's government of goblins is working hard on outlawing the teaching of history as their next attempt at denying reality.

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SillyMoxie Mar 28, 2026 +32

It’s the ultimate ego trip. He’s so obsessed with branding that he doesn’t realize calling a global flashpoint the ‘Strait of Trump’ is basically admitting his entire legacy is just one big looming crisis.

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bob-leblaw Mar 28, 2026 +17

So *that’s* why his name is on every page of the Epstein files. Branding!

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bythebrook88 Mar 28, 2026 +35

The 'Trump war'? At least that's accurate, he started it!

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FormerUsenetUser Mar 28, 2026 +28

And the Trump Recession.

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TunaNoCrust811 Mar 28, 2026 +15

And the Trump files all about him raping children.

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SilentRhubarb1515 Mar 28, 2026 +303

Explains why it’s closed

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Lumpylarry Mar 28, 2026 +81

Just like his c*****, and his college, and his steak company.

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MissTat2 Mar 28, 2026 +1

And Melania’s legs.

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HeWasNumberJuann Mar 28, 2026 +418

Strait to prison.

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__dilligaf__ Mar 28, 2026 +143

Strait to hell.

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suckyousideways Mar 28, 2026 +25

Hell prison!

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littlevanillapieces Mar 28, 2026 +13

80’s lesser known band Hell Prison

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Spam_Hand Mar 28, 2026 +565

I need nature to make the f****** pain and abuse that I feel daily end. Why does evil always find ways to last so f****** long? This is insane, and I hate donald trump more than I've ever hated anyone or anything in my entire life.

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TheAardsnark Mar 28, 2026 +227

You’re not the only one who feels trapped in a non-consensual relationship with a monster. No matter what you may have done to spare yourself from people like this in your daily life, this abuse is inescapable.

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jemappellejimbo Mar 28, 2026 +106

I wont be able to forgive or forget that people love this man, who revels in causing people misery. And they have loved him for 10 years + at this point.

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Alarmed_Garlic_6748 Mar 28, 2026 +1

I used to have quite a few friends that I don't have anymore, since right around November 2016. I don't have any friends who are Trump supporters, and I'll make damn sure that statement is true until the end of my days.

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hasslefree Mar 28, 2026 +38

You nailed it. Lately I figured out that I feel like I'm trapped in an abusive relationship..always cringing from the next, inevitable violation; unable to escape. How the hell do I manage this? Edit: how do *we* manage this, collectively?

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Filthybuttslut Mar 28, 2026 +1

General strike.

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t23_1990 Mar 28, 2026 +1

1) vote blue 2) reduce consumerism as much as possible

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Filthybuttslut Mar 28, 2026 +1

I'm not American, read what you will into that. Times waaaaaay past for voting and boycott campaigns. This isn't gonna work itself out without any discomfort. What remains to be seen is if the American people are really about dying on their feet over living on their knees

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t23_1990 Mar 28, 2026 +1

That's going to get very messy given the fact that even if the entire GOP leadership were somehow eliminated, the 77 million who voted for them are still there. Some say they'll never vote R again but their word is meaningless.

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Filthybuttslut Mar 28, 2026 +1

If you guys had actually cleaned house after the Civil War you might not be in this jam. So it goes.

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t23_1990 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Is right wing fascism threatening democracy somehow exclusively a US phenomenon currently? Sure it is loud and getting extreme here, but this shift is affecting basically every democracy at this point. You can see it happening even in Japan, where immigrants are a drop in the bucket in population but somehow the cause of every problem over there. None of the others are as diverse and physically big as the US, so we have unique challenges coming out of that. Right wing corpo-oligarch poison is spreading the world over, hopefully you are aware of it in your own country, if it markets itself as a democracy.

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JackedUpReadyToGo Mar 28, 2026 +1

MAGA is a fundamental personality type, one that exists in all times and places and seems to account for about 1/4 to 1/3 of the population. Robert Altemeyer was feeling his way toward this when he proposed the ["right wing authoritarian"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_authoritarianism) type. This type of person continually generates hate and fear (two sides of the same coin to them: *"by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus..."*) **and then** seeks a target for it. All they desire is official sanction to direct that hate and fear toward some particular group of people (they really don't much care who, so long as they don't feel kinship to them). They've always been with us, but it was only relatively recently that the capitalist class discovered how to wield them as a political weapon. That knowledge is now spreading around the globe to other ruling classes. No nation is immune to this disease.

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TrumpetOfDeath Mar 28, 2026 +45

I used to want him to live long enough to face prison for his crimes. Now I just want the insanity and destruction to end.

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Dangerous-Wall-2672 Mar 28, 2026 +1

If it's any consolation...dude's always been in love with his own ugly sounding name, but the more recent full throttle push to plaster it on absolutely everything gives the distinct impression that we might not be waiting all that much longer.

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goredraid Mar 28, 2026 +1

I don’t have kids, but I always hear about new parents feeling such a strong love for their children that they didn’t even know was possible. Trump has made me feel that exact same feeling but for hate.

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tinyE1138 Mar 27, 2026 +259

That's only because he can't pronounce "Hormuz".

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NotOfferedForHearsay Mar 28, 2026 +63

He’s pronounced it plenty of times. He’s just sundowning

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chadwickipedia Mar 28, 2026 +9

Just gotta take Melania’s profession + moose

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Darius2112 Mar 28, 2026 +161

He is so in love with himself he would make Narcissus himself sick.

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shupadupah Mar 28, 2026 +29

I see what you're saying, but I don't think he's capable of love in any way, shape or form. He's just a pathological, nihilistic narcissist who only takes pleasure in having his ego stroked, or in the pain and suffering of those who don't stroke his ego.

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earwig2000 Mar 28, 2026 +1

This is what people don't understand about Trump IMO. He has no actual beliefs, he doesn't care about anyone or anything except himself. He'd say Trans Pride BLM if he thought that would get him more popular, and he's always been like this. There are interviews from the early 2000s where he considers running for president *as a democrat*. It's the people around him, the Steven Millers and JD Vances who actually believe in the fascism that they're bringing about. Trump is just the useful idiot that allowed them to get into power. He's so easy to control its insane, you just suck him off for a few days and gift him a bunch of shit and he'll do whatever you say. Whenever Trump says something like "The highest polling president in history, the greatest president in history, the best economy in history" he's not even lying, he genuinely believes that to be true. He's lied to by his own staff in a constant stream just to keep him happy, and making sure the actual agenda gets put in place.

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Ratermelon Mar 28, 2026 +96

I think we should absolutely call it that. Every time it's mentioned, his reckless failures will flash through the listeners' minds.

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jazzhandler Mar 28, 2026 +19

Agreed. That’s one attempted renaming he’s welcome to. His very own Bay of Pigs, but like everything else he touches, exponentially worse.

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somefunmaths Mar 28, 2026 +1

“Gulf of America” walked so that “Strait of Trump” could run.

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BreadForTofuCheese Mar 28, 2026 +3

Was thinking the same thing. He just can’t help himself.

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TheAardsnark Mar 28, 2026 +93

Literally Heart of Darkness: "You should have heard him say, 'My ivory.' Oh, yes, I heard him. 'My Intended, my ivory, my station, my river, my - ' everything belonged to him. It made me hold my breath in expectation of hearing the wilderness burst into a prodigious peal of laughter that would shake the fixed stars in their places. Everything belonged to him - but that was a trifle. The thing was to know what he belonged to, how many powers of darkness claimed him for their own.”

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cerisegoat Mar 28, 2026 +1

I’ve never made this connection before (despite being a huge Conrad fan). But you’re spot on. The horror.

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AccomplishedIgit Mar 28, 2026 +1

That’s it right there

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nopointers Mar 28, 2026 +1

That’s a frightening quote

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zorniy2 Mar 28, 2026 +1

My Precious. I really must try actually reading that book. I did watch Apocalypse Now which was derived from it.

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RawChickenButt Mar 27, 2026 +117

Strait of Epstein

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sssscary Mar 28, 2026 +88

Can't wait until he dies and his name is stripped from everything except the sex offenders list

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MattyIce1220 Mar 28, 2026 +27

He doesn’t deserve his name on a tombstone let alone federal buildings.

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SkivvySkidmarks Mar 28, 2026 +1

How will everyone know where to urinate?

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TheGreatOldOwl Mar 28, 2026 +31

This fuckers brain is melting and its gonna get us all killed

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degorolls Mar 28, 2026 +28

He should go visit it for the official renaming ceremony. Seeing as how Iran's military has been destroyed, I am sure that would be totally safe.

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whomad1215 Mar 28, 2026 +52

Very Aladeen of him

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nopointinlife1234 Mar 28, 2026 +12

Donald Trump is HIV Aladeen.

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anemic_royaltea Mar 28, 2026 +25

Anyone else remember Bloom County making fun of his propensity to name things after himself in the late 80s? 40 years ago?

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DistributionPlus4407 Mar 28, 2026 +8

Absolutely, I loved Bloom County, I've got all the books. And of course I hated Trump, and laughed.

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ManateeGag Mar 28, 2026 +17

Such small d*** energy.

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keirmeister Mar 28, 2026 +1

All the endless articles about Biden’s supposed dementia, but he was nowhere close to the insanity, stupidity and clear mental decline exhibited by Trump - and barely a peep from the same news sources who couldn’t shut up about Biden.

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Smile_Space Mar 28, 2026 +12

This just in, the planet is no longer Earth. It is Trump. Welcome to Trump.

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Voodoo_Masta Mar 28, 2026 +15

That's not the flex he thinks it is...

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dechets-de-mariage Mar 28, 2026 +14

There is no bottom.

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Ok_Let_2772 Mar 28, 2026 +1

It's genuinely frightening how a single person's unchecked ego can become a global liability. The fact that this kind of rhetoric is even possible speaks to a profound failure of accountability at every stage. You're right, a simple "no" decades ago might have prevented a lot of this chaos. Now we're all stuck dealing with the consequences of that absence.

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Batavijf Mar 28, 2026 +1

In Dutch we have a proverb: "Gekken en dwazen schrijven hun naam op deuren en glazen." Which translates to (more or less): "Fools and idiots write their name on doors and windows." Or the English equivalent: ”Fools’ Names, Like Fools’ Faces, Are Often Seen in Public Places."

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OneSeaworthiness7768 Mar 28, 2026 +1

> “Excuse me. I’m so sorry. Such a terrible mistake,” he said, feigning apologetics before clarifying, “The fake news will say, ‘He accidentally said’ — No, there’s no accidents with me, not too many. If there were, we’d have a major story.” So he definitely said it accidentally.

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TurkVanguard Mar 28, 2026 +7

Bro really trying to rename the map like it’s his group chat…

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AccomplishedIgit Mar 28, 2026 +1

He’s terrified of his mortality

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coldchile Mar 28, 2026 +9

What a pathetic little f*** lmao

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catlover2410 Mar 28, 2026 +9

The only strait he should he having is a straitjacket.

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Luckydog12 Mar 28, 2026 +6

WAKE the f*** AMERICA! Go find your local No Kings protest tomorrow and march!!

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xmagusx Mar 28, 2026 +1

Anything to make himself sound straight after he blew Bubba, huh?

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Kendal_with_1_L Mar 28, 2026 +24

Please just shut the F up.

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AnohtosAmerikanos Mar 28, 2026 +5

I find myself imagining a fictional scenario in which I am standing at Trump’s deathbed and get to tell him that we will be erasing his name from history, and giving all of his wealth to charities helping the people he hurt. Hopefully he can ponder that for a few weeks before he goes.

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HonoredPeople Mar 27, 2026 +17

Fing child. I guess you are what you eat.

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blues111 Mar 27, 2026 +10

The strait of Epstein then

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brokenringlands Mar 28, 2026 +9

Iran could troll so hard if they renamed Kharg Epstein Island .

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Mysterious_Floor_868 Mar 28, 2026 +9

r/nottheonion

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Most-Appointment-756 Mar 27, 2026 +6

How about the Hunchback of trump..

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Bailzzararco Mar 28, 2026 +6

He's going to commission NASA for a laser so he can put his name on the f****** moon. I swere to God Trump is such a child.

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labelkills1331 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Ooh that's why it's not making any money.

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genital_lesions Mar 28, 2026 +1

He can call it whatever he wants, still doesn't change the fact that he's a rapist and likely pedophile. And also a 34 count felon, a loser of a businessman, a grifter, and a weirdo.

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entrepenurious Mar 27, 2026 +19

because it's tighter than trump's a******?

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Microtom_ Mar 27, 2026 +31

It's slightly open and constantly leaking.

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aniflous_fleglen Mar 28, 2026 +19

With oily discharge.

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303uru Mar 28, 2026 +9

Rumor is his a****** has been blasted more than the Hormuz has.

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WentBrokeBuyingCoins Mar 28, 2026 +6

Because the Iranians own it

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PopPalsUnited Mar 28, 2026 +5

He has less of an a****** and more of a wind tunnel.

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venus-de-morte Mar 28, 2026 +4

When is he going to shut the f*** up

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Fr05t_B1t Mar 28, 2026 +4

Lead

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Koochikins Mar 28, 2026 +3

"It's no longer Earth its trump. The moon the trump. The sun, also trump. The Milky trump Galaxy." /s

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Ziazan Mar 28, 2026 +4

f****** hell im so sick of him

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Mugwump6506 Mar 28, 2026 +5

I wish he'd go there right now.

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Weak_Impression_49 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Cool let’s put him on a boat and send him there to christen it

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end-times2040 Mar 28, 2026 +1

this has got to end

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Qubeye Mar 28, 2026 +1

That is SO aladeen of him.

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Turbohog Mar 28, 2026 +1

When will this d***** finally die?

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WetFinsFine Mar 28, 2026 +3

again, this a******... I swear 🤦🏻‍♂️

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FormerUsenetUser Mar 28, 2026 +3

Next thing is he will spray paint it gold.

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128-NotePolyVA Mar 28, 2026 +3

Trump’s Folly

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DinoDonkeyDoodle Mar 28, 2026 +3

How about “Trump’s Folly”?

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NorseYeti Mar 28, 2026 +3

The is f***** is just Hodor now.

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LiffeyDodge Mar 28, 2026 +1

He wants to piss on everything

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DawnSignals Mar 28, 2026 +1

The Straight of Trump Dogshit

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beer_is_tasty Mar 28, 2026 +1

Dude loves naming stuff after himself so much, I think we should oblige him. The Gas Prices of Trump. The Deficit of Trump. The Dead Soldiers of Trump. The Raped Children of Trump.

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Appropriate_Log5389 Mar 28, 2026 +1

This f****** b****!!

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HushFunded Mar 28, 2026 +1

Is it called that because it doesn't work properly and is destroying the global economy?

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_msb2k101 Mar 28, 2026 +1

As in f****** dysfunctional and the entire world suffers because of it?

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Intel-Source Mar 28, 2026 +1

The Strait Jacket of Trump!!

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AaDware Mar 28, 2026 +1

He's like a mold that's spreading.

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Repraw Mar 28, 2026 +1

Very Aladeen

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macona-coffee Mar 28, 2026 +1

I’m looking forward to seeing this assholes name in a certain section of all major newspapers and outlets.

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thefanciestcat Mar 28, 2026 +1

Epstein's pedo pal lost the Strait of Hormuz, and like so many of his failures, he wants it to bear his name.

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gnufoot Mar 28, 2026 +1

What do you get when you cross narcissism with dementia?

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Trump calls Strait of Hormuz the 'Strait of Trump'

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