\> "The ceasefire is still in place."
Do they know what a ceasefire is?
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Yvaelle5 days ago
+44
Ah, that explains the confusion. You thought this was about ceasing fire. When what Trump has been saying is that the seize/fire is still in place.
He seizes your oil and fires upon you.
44
BlackNova1695 days ago
+3
His aides had to explain the difference between SEE and SEA.
3
machopsychologist5 days ago
+10
To be fair...
What's happening right now is that both sides are claiming a ceasefire agreement is still in place, and that the other side is violating the agreement.
So they're ... technically correct. Neither side has actually disclaimed the the agreement is still in effect. They're claiming violations of the agreement.
10
Astronaut-Flashy5 days ago
+8
"Ceasefire. No bombing."
Hah they got this all screwed up.
"Ceasefire? No, bombing!"
Oh, that "Department of Justice" logo shouldn't be here either.
8
Critical-Row79855 days ago
+2
"Presidential Seal"
2
Jhawk1635 days ago
+1
He's going off the Russian definition.
"You stop shooting us, and we'll keep shooting you"
1
AmamiHarukIsMaiWaifu4 days ago
+1
You cease, I fire.
1
jazir555 days ago
+673
"What do words even mean?"
673
thefunkybassist5 days ago
+86
Some call it love bombing
86
PrincessNakeyDance5 days ago
+40
That’s the whole point of this f****** guy. Say enough shit that contradicts itself and you can just erode away collective reality.
40
Xfuck1tX5 days ago
+7
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
7
jimmygee25 days ago
+33
Something a rapist would say.
33
Xfuck1tX5 days ago
+4
Just grab ‘em by the p****.
4
OptimisticSkeleton5 days ago
+16
Nothing to fascists.
16
StaticSystemShock5 days ago
+3
"Verbal spaghetti"
3
aceinthehole0015 days ago
+3
Magnets, how do they work?
3
Crashman095 days ago
+1
Unironically, ICP would likely run America better than MAGA.
1
Acrobatic-Ad5844 days ago
+1
not when they are wet
1
External-Praline-4514 days ago
+3
War is peace, love is bombing
3
Acceptable-Karma-1785 days ago
+3
George Carlin talks about these Wealthy scumbag motherfuckers changing/ inventing words and phrases in order to conceal and perpetuate their f****** atrocities...
But people should go ahead and keep making additional superfluous human slaves to be tortured and farmed like crops by the Global Capitalist Machine (Great Job!)!
3
Basic_Yam_7155 days ago
+845
Sounds like something a rapist would say
845
hotgarbagecomics5 days ago
+180
So much of Trump's language is very... rapey.
180
beamish0075 days ago
+63
Yep! He is super gross. Inside and out, his grossness even seeps out of him in the form of... words. What a disgusting piece of shit.
63
dunnodudes5 days ago
+11
There’s also gross “stuff” that seeps from him
11
Gram-GramAndShabadoo5 days ago
+24
When you're president they let you bomb them.
24
ObviouslyRealPerson5 days ago
+100
If they didn't want to be bombed then they wouldn't dress like that /s
100
skwerrel5 days ago
+44
Who the hell do they think they are, parading that tight little...passage around. But they won't let us into it? Oh we'll see about that.
44
Frosty-Juice9514 days ago
+2
Funny
2
Polyanalyne5 days ago
+35
Omg this is actually so true holy shit
35
C4dfael5 days ago
+7
You’re not going to believe this, but…
7
Hybrid_Johnny5 days ago
+12
Oh how I would LOVE for a journalist to ask him that.
“Love tap? Is that what you called it when you forcibly inserted your fingers into E. Jean Carroll’s orifices and a jury found you guilty on 34 counts of sexual assault?”
12
eggyal4 days ago
+1
Or when you beat your first wife Ivana? Was that a love tap?
1
TemporaryUser105 days ago
+271
The overlap of love, sex, and aggression that exhibits in both r*** and war
271
Stimbes5 days ago
+65
Look up narcissistic collapse. I believe Trump is in stage 4.
65
CreamPuffDelight5 days ago
+29
Is there a stage where they get held accountable for everything they've done?
29
redyellowblue50315 days ago
+20
Trumps entire life is dodging responsibility.
20
TtotheC815 days ago
+8
He's like Neo in the Matrix dodging bullets.
8
Yvaelle5 days ago
+7
No Donald, what I'm trying to tell you is, when your ready, you won't have to.
Donald stops a wall of bullets in mid flight with the wave of his hand. Then sharts himself so violently it reveals the code underlying the simulation we are all trapped in.
7
tacobellmysterymeat5 days ago
+3
Legitimately might be the best to ever do it.
3
redyellowblue50315 days ago
+3
It is quite remarkable, frankly.
3
DownwardSpirals5 days ago
+1
Well, the immunization for accountability takes a lot of money.
1
fangelo25 days ago
+1
Not in this life
1
EmbarrassedCockRing5 days ago
+12
How many stages are there?
12
woah_man5 days ago
+10
37.
10
420pumpkin695 days ago
+1
At the same time?
1
Disc0Disc0Disc05 days ago
+138
So desperate for a deal 🤣
138
Flash_ina_pan5 days ago
+132
Weakest president ever, he lost a war he started
132
[deleted]5 days ago
+63
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AlternativeSafety4645 days ago
+7
Pretty sure it's going to be thrice...
7
faffc2605 days ago
+10
apparently it was the israeli's decision to go regardless of america joining that caused him too, so not much planning likely happened beyond positioning carrier groups and prepping air defenses, this is the most poorly planned and carried out war in american history. there should have been contingency plans if the iranians blocked the strait and for if a proxy force didn't emerge on the ground, none of that happened though. just decapitate the government and hope the people and/or the kurds do the hard work. but good news is this war will likely make november a landslide defeat for the republicans if gas keeps going up, which hopefully results in enough power in congress to neuter his final 2 years...
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gregorydgraham5 days ago
+8
Neuter? If they don’t impeach and convict, then the Dems really are just the same as the Republicans
8
faffc2605 days ago
+1
that takes a 2/3rds majority in the senate, I doubt they achieve that, but it would be nice.
1
Desperate-Custard3555 days ago
+2
he's just wasted a shit ton of taxpayer money for no good result whatsoever, made things worse in fact
2
iamnotafbiagnt5 days ago
+4
This really makes me think he’s on his last leg trying to make himself look good before the bucket gets kicked
4
WardenEdgewise5 days ago
+171
Absolutely psychotic thing to say. Day after day, week after week, the mentally ill US president embarrasses himself and makes the US a bigger joke.
171
TheWhiteManticore5 days ago
+64
Well americans did elect him twice
64
the_last_0ne5 days ago
+18
You could probably take that persons post and remove the word "president" and find it still accurate.
18
Chefalo5 days ago
+6
The third of Americans that didn’t vote and the third of Americans that voted for him are to blame, don’t lump us all into this
6
badguy845 days ago
-15
Interesting how you put that in that particular order and don't blame the Democrats for running one of the worst presidential campaigns ever.
-15
Chefalo5 days ago
+19
It was a pretty simple choice bad candidate vs. literal insane fascist.
I think the dems made a monumental mistake by not running some sort of primary but Biden’s late resignation obviously complicated things.
Anyone that didn’t vote for Kamala out of “morality reasons” I would love for you to explain to me how whatever your issue of choice is in a BETTER situation now.
No matter what Kamala would have been, the entire world would be better off with her in office and if you truly wanted to show your morality you could have actively campaigned within the party and your local elections to call for a primary in 2028
Do you want to know why old school establishment dems end up beating progressive candidates, because young people don’t show up nearly enough in primary elections and the older generations of centerist dems do.
You don’t change your party in the general presidential election it happens from the bottom up starting with local government
19
rain51515 days ago
+11
It’s insane how many people act as though the voting populace didn’t have a responsibility to make sure Trump didn’t return to the presidency.
Yes, he should’ve been tried and labeled an insurrectionist ineligible for office. Not going after Trump was an unforgivable mistake by the Biden administration. But even so, that meant that the buck stopped with the American people. Just because something shouldn’t have been your problem doesn’t mean you can ignore it if it gets dropped into your lap.
Within reason, it shouldn’t have mattered who the Dems ran or how they ran. All that should’ve mattered was keeping Trump out of office. Anyone who didn’t contribute to that is the primary part of the problem.
It’s along the same lines as people saying to blame the Dems for Gore running so close to Bush that Nader could serve as a spoiler. However many harmful areas the two main candidates were similar on, they were different enough that anyone voting Green or doing something other than vote for Gore on those grounds was setting the stage for a win by a candidate who was a far worse fit. You watch the video for Testify, see RATM arguing that both parties are exactly the same, and then wonder how less bad the world would be if Gore had won.
11
Vulture2k5 days ago
+8
A joke that stopped being funny a long time ago at that.
8
Echo_Gin1011235 days ago
+10
think rest of world knows he's mentally unstable but so are ALL the repugnant party members - hope US vote them ALL out of office - or get more this clown show going on
10
CumpyGrunt5 days ago
+7
That there are such sick and twisted politicians out there is not surprising, that Americans voted this evil prick in twice is what the rest of the planet find scary.
7
Bobson17295 days ago
+23
Am I surprised he doesn't know the meaning of the word "stop" ?
23
Daeveed5 days ago
+80
My 80 year old grandpa calls beating their kids “teaching”, but that doesn’t make it true. He’s just a poor old man with dementia who says insane things most of the time.
80
_Schrodingers_Gat_5 days ago
+6
At least he doesn’t shit himself in public, your grandpa.
6
judgingyouquietly5 days ago
+3
Well, not that you know of at least.
3
Good_Restaurant155 days ago
+1
Can't say the same for the Cheetolini. That dude shat himself a fat load on live TV at Least that one time we can confirm.
1
the_last_0ne5 days ago
+5
How do you know?
5
_Schrodingers_Gat_5 days ago
+2
I'm willing to give grandpa the benefit of the doubt. But F*** MAGA.
2
Seagoon_Memoirs5 days ago
+2
maybe you could teach your grandpa something
he's weaker than younger adults now, old people need to learn things too, old people depend on younger people for care, so why not teach them, eh
2
MyAccountWasBanned75 days ago
+12
I hate this stupid f****** country.
I will never see someone flying an American flag or showing any level of patriotism and not immediately assume them to be evil, stupid, or both.
We're an embarrassment.
12
anonymousasu5 days ago
+39
What a dumbass. Iran has him by the nuts.
39
008Zulu5 days ago
+12
I am surprised Russia would let anyone else near them.
12
iamnotafbiagnt5 days ago
+6
They have his taint
6
NineInchPythons5 days ago
+26
I'm so sick of this a******
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ResponsibleDesk25165 days ago
+20
From the Ministry of Love
20
Desperate-Custard3555 days ago
+3
love is war, war is peace (or something)
3
jpiro5 days ago
+28
I’d say it’s weird to call dropping bombs a “love tap” after you already “love tapped” a bunch of school girls, but that’s actually on brand for this pedo piece of shit.
28
Kooky-Cap22495 days ago
+8
He only did it because he loves them
/s
8
QWEDSA1597535 days ago
+14
Of course the war isn’t restarting, it never ended.
14
Lynda735 days ago
+7
Sounds like something a rapist would say.
7
Sonyguyus5 days ago
+13
Pretty sure they didn’t consent to his ‘Love Tap’
13
Reason_Choice5 days ago
+8
Since when has that fool ever considered consent?
8
Veginite5 days ago
+2
It follows him all the way back to Epstein's Island and probably further
2
TedTyro5 days ago
+6
Cool. Official endorsement of family violence as a legitimate tactic. Very cool. Very very cool.
F****** sigh.
6
HoosierRed5 days ago
+4
Thinks its all a joke. Evidenced by the gold anything while people starve and toil away.
4
gomezwhitney07235 days ago
+5
He called J6 “a day of love.” So I’m not surprised by this really. He is a literal idiot.
5
Raspberries-Are-Evil5 days ago
+5
F*** him so much.
5
KaiserSaladSpinner5 days ago
+5
Why the f*** are we tolerating this guy?
5
No-Profession51344 days ago
+1
Because he is surrounded by intollerant ignorant peasants who will not tolerate our intollerance of their intollerance.
1
Notloudenuf5 days ago
+9
Stop bombing yourself stop bombing yourself
9
Inevitable_Butthole5 days ago
+5
Such a rapist.
Release the epstein files.
5
djxfade5 days ago
+4
An absolute psychopath
4
aotus_trivirgatus5 days ago
+4
That's exactly the kind of thing I would expect a rapist to say.
4
CaveDances5 days ago
+3
The war hasn’t ended, it’s just getting started. They murdered the leader of the country and think if they stop firing it’s over. Fools.
3
vegetariangardener5 days ago
+4
My friend in hs said he never hit his gfs just gave them love taps. Rapist stuff
4
brand025 days ago
+5
I guess American people are waiting to get personally raped by Trump to oppose him.
5
briareus085 days ago
+7
Love tap… as in the word that violent domestic abusers use to justify / minimise their abuse? “I’m not beating her, it was just a love tap!”?
Seriously, what does that word even mean outside of that context.
7
Beard3415 days ago
+3
Bombing an all-girls school and killing over a hundred children is considered a “love tap” to this administration.
3
FluffyPantsMcGee5 days ago
+3
He’s just lying and smiling knowing he’s getting away with it. That f****** face…. He belongs behind bars already.
3
Randomcommentor19725 days ago
+3
Musk should be neutered, for the good of humanity
3
TylerBourbon5 days ago
+3
He has the face of a person who wasn't punched enough in it his whole life.
3
MartyMacGyver5 days ago
+3
Did his "love tap" murder anyone today? That man is sick in the soul.
3
RustyNK5 days ago
+3
It wasn't a bombing. Did you see how Iran was dressed? They were asking for it
3
pat_the_tree5 days ago
+3
Why is America letting him act like a king, RIP American democracy
3
Playful_Wrangler78365 days ago
+3
F****** demented. Love tap kills how many?
3
After_Relief_87605 days ago
+3
Got a warning from Listnook for a comment about wanting to see trump get a love tap. 🤦♂️
3
neptunereach5 days ago
+3
This guy is embodiment of “dumb american”.
3
luredrive5 days ago
+3
What the f*** is he talking about
3
Plastic-Ad-24965 days ago
+3
When did the shooting stop?
3
TheBaddestBarghest5 days ago
+5
This has the energy of a big brother who **decked** his younger sibling and says "I didn't even hit you that hard, stop crying".
5
gregorydgraham5 days ago
+1
Overestimating Trump’s fighting ability just a tad.
1
Acceptable-Karma-1785 days ago
+11
The most insane thing to me, is that these "news outlets" AND social media sites KEEP allowing the reposting of this lunatic f****** scumbag's psychopath ideas!
Conservatives (like USA Republicans) want SLAVES. That is why they hate same-sex couples who do not create unwanted pregnancies. That is why they hate abortion. That is why they hate contraception. That is why they want to eliminate reproductive education from schools. The \*best\* way to keep people ignorant and impoverished is with Unwanted Pregnancies. Conservatives want slaves.
Evil banks, corporations, and hedge funds use the "governments" of "developed" countries to manipulate, control, subjugate, torture, and farm us citizens.
The absolute WORST thing a couple can do at this time (Raging 20s) is to generate additional, superfluous human slaves to be manipulated, controlled, subjugated, tortured and farmed by the Global Capitalist Machine. I feel like withholding slaves is the last recourse we have to fight/punish them.
Humans breed out of ignorance and selfishness. The declining birth rate worldwide is encouraging proof that the children are already wiser and more compassionate than their parents were.
\#RemoveTrumpForPedophiliaTreasonWarCrimesOrJustWhateverByThisPoint
\#RemovePeteHegsethForWarCrimesAndForBeingANazi
\#DismantleTheHeritageFoundation
\#Transparency, #Accountability, #Logic, #Compassion
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the_last_0ne5 days ago
\#Notsureifhashtagsareseriousorajoke
0
gregorydgraham5 days ago
+3
Nah, he’s good. A little emotive but solid reasoning
3
darth_voidptr5 days ago
+2
Hey Babe, let's smash....atoms.
2
jupiterkansas5 days ago
+2
I can't believe how much this guy sucks.
2
TickingTheMoments5 days ago
+2
This is the I do what I want phase.
The Republican politicians are 100% complicit in this. They are passing zero legislation other that budgets that increase spending for war and a police state.
2
hallowedeve13135 days ago
+2
Literally never stopped
2
Moominsean5 days ago
+2
They love killing people and smashing things.
2
RadicalOrganizer5 days ago
+2
In the same way an abusive husband gives his partner a black eye for not rolling over on whatever demand he's made.
2
betweentwoblueclouds5 days ago
+2
Live tap sounds very much like a grab them by the p**** moment
2
Left-Night-11255 days ago
+2
Whats next? Bombing run cause hes bringing love?
2
Good_Restaurant155 days ago
+2
Your congress is allowing this to happen.
2
BodybuilderUpbeat7865 days ago
+2
So non consensual engagement is his version of love?
2
tomgratz4 days ago
+2
Evil lying sack of shit president !
2
BrofessorFarnsworth5 days ago
+4
Release the Epstein files
4
EqualPassenger42715 days ago
+3
Trump deserves jail for his warcrimes, among other blatant corruptions.
3
Alt4rEg05 days ago
+2
'Just the tap!'
2
Jazzlike_Second_38935 days ago
+2
I can’t imagine how embarrassed people in the U.S. must be of their leader. So happy to be a Canadian.
2
napalmnacey5 days ago
+2
Nope. I can’t. Just nope.
No loving or tapping with dead school children involved.
2
Hoodamush5 days ago
+1
This administration operate in bad faith in everything. They are just rubbing in your faces cause no one is upset enough to do anything about it
1
ObviouslyRealPerson5 days ago
+1
I barely hit you, don't tell mom
1
kevin74195 days ago
+1
Dumbass makes all the ships in the strate a target over and over.
1
squeamishkevin5 days ago
+1
Not surprising knowing what his definition of love is.
1
Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat5 days ago
+1
Because everybody else outside of MAGA are just idiots.
1
CreamPuffDelight5 days ago
+1
Classic abuser words.
"No I didn't hit you, it was a love tap. It's just a joke~"
1
ImaginationToForm25 days ago
+1
So it was a war?
1
StayFit85615 days ago
+1
The photo on this article is excellent. He looks like a literal muppet.
1
daddyjackpot5 days ago
+1
"we're waiting for iran to review our proposal to end the war." oh so alpha.
meanwhile. iran hasn't read the memo. they'll send it to the supreme ruler when they get around to it. if they still remember where they set it down.
1
Broad-Lobster74705 days ago
+1
Oh this excursion now includes love taps ! Sounds like a nice road trip. Maybe next will be a quickie
1
gucciguilty265 days ago
+1
The face of a dingbat..
1
Front-Anteater37765 days ago
+1
Quiet piggy. Its just love tap.
1
SnotRight5 days ago
+1
After the lacklusture performances of the secret service, I am super surprised he hasn't had a love tap back from iran.
1
Prudent_Link60295 days ago
+1
Just the tip
1
After_Relief_87605 days ago
+1
[ Removed by Listnook ]
1
ResidentSheeper5 days ago
+1
Bombs are love, so he is correct.
1
Hias20195 days ago
+1
The love-taps I like most don‘t only touch the ear but go right into the heart.
1
Feisty_System_47515 days ago
+1
Love tap, kiss of death, p**** grab. Take your pick.
1
Green_Zone_90904 days ago
+1
This moron knows nothing at all. A felon who needs to do time.
1
ericl6664 days ago
+1
In other words "IM STILL TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS PROBLEM OF MY OWN CREATION!"
1
griffoberwald694 days ago
+1
Another zinger from Temu Baron Harlonnen
1
Catsssssssss4 days ago
+1
There is no ceasefire agreement; that was just another lie, so what does it matter?
1
Nostradumbass_WEEN3 days ago
+1
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
1
Funkytowel3603 days ago
+1
God this war will lasts 6 months if not years. Trump has no plans, no ideas but will only expect total surrender. Insane oil prices will be the norm untill this Psycho gets run out of office.
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