\> "The ceasefire is still in place."
Do they know what a ceasefire is?
160
YvaelleMay 8, 2026
+44
Ah, that explains the confusion. You thought this was about ceasing fire. When what Trump has been saying is that the seize/fire is still in place.
He seizes your oil and fires upon you.
44
BlackNova169May 8, 2026
+3
His aides had to explain the difference between SEE and SEA.
3
machopsychologistMay 8, 2026
+10
To be fair...
What's happening right now is that both sides are claiming a ceasefire agreement is still in place, and that the other side is violating the agreement.
So they're ... technically correct. Neither side has actually disclaimed the the agreement is still in effect. They're claiming violations of the agreement.
10
Astronaut-FlashyMay 8, 2026
+8
"Ceasefire. No bombing."
Hah they got this all screwed up.
"Ceasefire? No, bombing!"
Oh, that "Department of Justice" logo shouldn't be here either.
8
Critical-Row7985May 8, 2026
+2
"Presidential Seal"
2
Jhawk163May 8, 2026
+1
He's going off the Russian definition.
"You stop shooting us, and we'll keep shooting you"
1
AmamiHarukIsMaiWaifuMay 8, 2026
+1
You cease, I fire.
1
jazir55May 7, 2026
+673
"What do words even mean?"
673
thefunkybassistMay 8, 2026
+86
Some call it love bombing
86
PrincessNakeyDanceMay 8, 2026
+40
That’s the whole point of this f****** guy. Say enough shit that contradicts itself and you can just erode away collective reality.
40
Xfuck1tXMay 8, 2026
+7
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
7
jimmygee2May 8, 2026
+33
Something a rapist would say.
33
Xfuck1tXMay 8, 2026
+4
Just grab ‘em by the p****.
4
OptimisticSkeletonMay 8, 2026
+16
Nothing to fascists.
16
StaticSystemShockMay 8, 2026
+3
"Verbal spaghetti"
3
aceinthehole001May 8, 2026
+3
Magnets, how do they work?
3
Crashman09May 8, 2026
+1
Unironically, ICP would likely run America better than MAGA.
1
Acrobatic-Ad584May 8, 2026
+1
not when they are wet
1
External-Praline-451May 9, 2026
+3
War is peace, love is bombing
3
Acceptable-Karma-178May 8, 2026
+3
George Carlin talks about these Wealthy scumbag motherfuckers changing/ inventing words and phrases in order to conceal and perpetuate their f****** atrocities...
But people should go ahead and keep making additional superfluous human slaves to be tortured and farmed like crops by the Global Capitalist Machine (Great Job!)!
3
Basic_Yam_715May 7, 2026
+845
Sounds like something a rapist would say
845
hotgarbagecomicsMay 8, 2026
+180
So much of Trump's language is very... rapey.
180
beamish007May 8, 2026
+63
Yep! He is super gross. Inside and out, his grossness even seeps out of him in the form of... words. What a disgusting piece of shit.
63
dunnodudesMay 8, 2026
+11
There’s also gross “stuff” that seeps from him
11
Gram-GramAndShabadooMay 8, 2026
+24
When you're president they let you bomb them.
24
ObviouslyRealPersonMay 8, 2026
+100
If they didn't want to be bombed then they wouldn't dress like that /s
100
skwerrelMay 8, 2026
+44
Who the hell do they think they are, parading that tight little...passage around. But they won't let us into it? Oh we'll see about that.
44
Frosty-Juice951May 9, 2026
+2
Funny
2
PolyanalyneMay 8, 2026
+35
Omg this is actually so true holy shit
35
C4dfaelMay 8, 2026
+7
You’re not going to believe this, but…
7
Hybrid_JohnnyMay 8, 2026
+12
Oh how I would LOVE for a journalist to ask him that.
“Love tap? Is that what you called it when you forcibly inserted your fingers into E. Jean Carroll’s orifices and a jury found you guilty on 34 counts of sexual assault?”
12
eggyalMay 9, 2026
+1
Or when you beat your first wife Ivana? Was that a love tap?
1
TemporaryUser10May 7, 2026
+271
The overlap of love, sex, and aggression that exhibits in both r*** and war
271
StimbesMay 8, 2026
+65
Look up narcissistic collapse. I believe Trump is in stage 4.
65
CreamPuffDelightMay 8, 2026
+29
Is there a stage where they get held accountable for everything they've done?
29
redyellowblue5031May 8, 2026
+20
Trumps entire life is dodging responsibility.
20
TtotheC81May 8, 2026
+8
He's like Neo in the Matrix dodging bullets.
8
YvaelleMay 8, 2026
+7
No Donald, what I'm trying to tell you is, when your ready, you won't have to.
Donald stops a wall of bullets in mid flight with the wave of his hand. Then sharts himself so violently it reveals the code underlying the simulation we are all trapped in.
7
tacobellmysterymeatMay 8, 2026
+3
Legitimately might be the best to ever do it.
3
redyellowblue5031May 8, 2026
+3
It is quite remarkable, frankly.
3
DownwardSpiralsMay 8, 2026
+1
Well, the immunization for accountability takes a lot of money.
1
fangelo2May 8, 2026
+1
Not in this life
1
EmbarrassedCockRingMay 8, 2026
+12
How many stages are there?
12
woah_manMay 8, 2026
+10
37.
10
420pumpkin69May 8, 2026
+1
At the same time?
1
Disc0Disc0Disc0May 7, 2026
+138
So desperate for a deal 🤣
138
Flash_ina_panMay 7, 2026
+132
Weakest president ever, he lost a war he started
132
[deleted]May 8, 2026
+63
[deleted]
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AlternativeSafety464May 8, 2026
+7
Pretty sure it's going to be thrice...
7
faffc260May 8, 2026
+10
apparently it was the israeli's decision to go regardless of america joining that caused him too, so not much planning likely happened beyond positioning carrier groups and prepping air defenses, this is the most poorly planned and carried out war in american history. there should have been contingency plans if the iranians blocked the strait and for if a proxy force didn't emerge on the ground, none of that happened though. just decapitate the government and hope the people and/or the kurds do the hard work. but good news is this war will likely make november a landslide defeat for the republicans if gas keeps going up, which hopefully results in enough power in congress to neuter his final 2 years...
10
gregorydgrahamMay 8, 2026
+8
Neuter? If they don’t impeach and convict, then the Dems really are just the same as the Republicans
8
faffc260May 8, 2026
+1
that takes a 2/3rds majority in the senate, I doubt they achieve that, but it would be nice.
1
Desperate-Custard355May 8, 2026
+2
he's just wasted a shit ton of taxpayer money for no good result whatsoever, made things worse in fact
2
iamnotafbiagntMay 8, 2026
+4
This really makes me think he’s on his last leg trying to make himself look good before the bucket gets kicked
4
WardenEdgewiseMay 7, 2026
+171
Absolutely psychotic thing to say. Day after day, week after week, the mentally ill US president embarrasses himself and makes the US a bigger joke.
171
TheWhiteManticoreMay 8, 2026
+64
Well americans did elect him twice
64
the_last_0neMay 8, 2026
+18
You could probably take that persons post and remove the word "president" and find it still accurate.
18
ChefaloMay 8, 2026
+6
The third of Americans that didn’t vote and the third of Americans that voted for him are to blame, don’t lump us all into this
6
badguy84May 8, 2026
-15
Interesting how you put that in that particular order and don't blame the Democrats for running one of the worst presidential campaigns ever.
-15
ChefaloMay 8, 2026
+19
It was a pretty simple choice bad candidate vs. literal insane fascist.
I think the dems made a monumental mistake by not running some sort of primary but Biden’s late resignation obviously complicated things.
Anyone that didn’t vote for Kamala out of “morality reasons” I would love for you to explain to me how whatever your issue of choice is in a BETTER situation now.
No matter what Kamala would have been, the entire world would be better off with her in office and if you truly wanted to show your morality you could have actively campaigned within the party and your local elections to call for a primary in 2028
Do you want to know why old school establishment dems end up beating progressive candidates, because young people don’t show up nearly enough in primary elections and the older generations of centerist dems do.
You don’t change your party in the general presidential election it happens from the bottom up starting with local government
19
rain5151May 8, 2026
+11
It’s insane how many people act as though the voting populace didn’t have a responsibility to make sure Trump didn’t return to the presidency.
Yes, he should’ve been tried and labeled an insurrectionist ineligible for office. Not going after Trump was an unforgivable mistake by the Biden administration. But even so, that meant that the buck stopped with the American people. Just because something shouldn’t have been your problem doesn’t mean you can ignore it if it gets dropped into your lap.
Within reason, it shouldn’t have mattered who the Dems ran or how they ran. All that should’ve mattered was keeping Trump out of office. Anyone who didn’t contribute to that is the primary part of the problem.
It’s along the same lines as people saying to blame the Dems for Gore running so close to Bush that Nader could serve as a spoiler. However many harmful areas the two main candidates were similar on, they were different enough that anyone voting Green or doing something other than vote for Gore on those grounds was setting the stage for a win by a candidate who was a far worse fit. You watch the video for Testify, see RATM arguing that both parties are exactly the same, and then wonder how less bad the world would be if Gore had won.
11
Vulture2kMay 8, 2026
+8
A joke that stopped being funny a long time ago at that.
8
Echo_Gin101123May 8, 2026
+10
think rest of world knows he's mentally unstable but so are ALL the repugnant party members - hope US vote them ALL out of office - or get more this clown show going on
10
CumpyGruntMay 8, 2026
+7
That there are such sick and twisted politicians out there is not surprising, that Americans voted this evil prick in twice is what the rest of the planet find scary.
7
Bobson1729May 8, 2026
+23
Am I surprised he doesn't know the meaning of the word "stop" ?
23
DaeveedMay 7, 2026
+80
My 80 year old grandpa calls beating their kids “teaching”, but that doesn’t make it true. He’s just a poor old man with dementia who says insane things most of the time.
80
_Schrodingers_Gat_May 7, 2026
+6
At least he doesn’t shit himself in public, your grandpa.
6
judgingyouquietlyMay 8, 2026
+3
Well, not that you know of at least.
3
Good_Restaurant15May 8, 2026
+1
Can't say the same for the Cheetolini. That dude shat himself a fat load on live TV at Least that one time we can confirm.
1
the_last_0neMay 8, 2026
+5
How do you know?
5
_Schrodingers_Gat_May 8, 2026
+2
I'm willing to give grandpa the benefit of the doubt. But F*** MAGA.
2
Seagoon_MemoirsMay 8, 2026
+2
maybe you could teach your grandpa something
he's weaker than younger adults now, old people need to learn things too, old people depend on younger people for care, so why not teach them, eh
2
MyAccountWasBanned7May 8, 2026
+12
I hate this stupid f****** country.
I will never see someone flying an American flag or showing any level of patriotism and not immediately assume them to be evil, stupid, or both.
We're an embarrassment.
12
anonymousasuMay 7, 2026
+39
What a dumbass. Iran has him by the nuts.
39
008ZuluMay 7, 2026
+12
I am surprised Russia would let anyone else near them.
12
iamnotafbiagntMay 8, 2026
+6
They have his taint
6
NineInchPythonsMay 8, 2026
+26
I'm so sick of this a******
26
ResponsibleDesk2516May 8, 2026
+20
From the Ministry of Love
20
Desperate-Custard355May 8, 2026
+3
love is war, war is peace (or something)
3
jpiroMay 7, 2026
+28
I’d say it’s weird to call dropping bombs a “love tap” after you already “love tapped” a bunch of school girls, but that’s actually on brand for this pedo piece of shit.
28
Kooky-Cap2249May 8, 2026
+8
He only did it because he loves them
/s
8
QWEDSA159753May 8, 2026
+14
Of course the war isn’t restarting, it never ended.
14
Lynda73May 8, 2026
+7
Sounds like something a rapist would say.
7
SonyguyusMay 8, 2026
+13
Pretty sure they didn’t consent to his ‘Love Tap’
13
Reason_ChoiceMay 8, 2026
+8
Since when has that fool ever considered consent?
8
VeginiteMay 8, 2026
+2
It follows him all the way back to Epstein's Island and probably further
2
TedTyroMay 8, 2026
+6
Cool. Official endorsement of family violence as a legitimate tactic. Very cool. Very very cool.
F****** sigh.
6
HoosierRedMay 8, 2026
+4
Thinks its all a joke. Evidenced by the gold anything while people starve and toil away.
4
gomezwhitney0723May 8, 2026
+5
He called J6 “a day of love.” So I’m not surprised by this really. He is a literal idiot.
5
Raspberries-Are-EvilMay 8, 2026
+5
F*** him so much.
5
KaiserSaladSpinnerMay 8, 2026
+5
Why the f*** are we tolerating this guy?
5
No-Profession5134May 9, 2026
+1
Because he is surrounded by intollerant ignorant peasants who will not tolerate our intollerance of their intollerance.
1
NotloudenufMay 7, 2026
+9
Stop bombing yourself stop bombing yourself
9
Inevitable_ButtholeMay 8, 2026
+5
Such a rapist.
Release the epstein files.
5
djxfadeMay 8, 2026
+4
An absolute psychopath
4
aotus_trivirgatusMay 8, 2026
+4
That's exactly the kind of thing I would expect a rapist to say.
4
CaveDancesMay 8, 2026
+3
The war hasn’t ended, it’s just getting started. They murdered the leader of the country and think if they stop firing it’s over. Fools.
3
vegetariangardenerMay 8, 2026
+4
My friend in hs said he never hit his gfs just gave them love taps. Rapist stuff
4
brand02May 8, 2026
+5
I guess American people are waiting to get personally raped by Trump to oppose him.
5
briareus08May 8, 2026
+7
Love tap… as in the word that violent domestic abusers use to justify / minimise their abuse? “I’m not beating her, it was just a love tap!”?
Seriously, what does that word even mean outside of that context.
7
Beard341May 8, 2026
+3
Bombing an all-girls school and killing over a hundred children is considered a “love tap” to this administration.
3
FluffyPantsMcGeeMay 8, 2026
+3
He’s just lying and smiling knowing he’s getting away with it. That f****** face…. He belongs behind bars already.
3
Randomcommentor1972May 8, 2026
+3
Musk should be neutered, for the good of humanity
3
TylerBourbonMay 8, 2026
+3
He has the face of a person who wasn't punched enough in it his whole life.
3
MartyMacGyverMay 8, 2026
+3
Did his "love tap" murder anyone today? That man is sick in the soul.
3
RustyNKMay 8, 2026
+3
It wasn't a bombing. Did you see how Iran was dressed? They were asking for it
3
pat_the_treeMay 8, 2026
+3
Why is America letting him act like a king, RIP American democracy
3
Playful_Wrangler7836May 8, 2026
+3
F****** demented. Love tap kills how many?
3
After_Relief_8760May 8, 2026
+3
Got a warning from Listnook for a comment about wanting to see trump get a love tap. 🤦♂️
3
neptunereachMay 8, 2026
+3
This guy is embodiment of “dumb american”.
3
luredriveMay 8, 2026
+3
What the f*** is he talking about
3
Plastic-Ad-2496May 8, 2026
+3
When did the shooting stop?
3
TheBaddestBarghestMay 7, 2026
+5
This has the energy of a big brother who **decked** his younger sibling and says "I didn't even hit you that hard, stop crying".
5
gregorydgrahamMay 8, 2026
+1
Overestimating Trump’s fighting ability just a tad.
1
Acceptable-Karma-178May 7, 2026
+11
The most insane thing to me, is that these "news outlets" AND social media sites KEEP allowing the reposting of this lunatic f****** scumbag's psychopath ideas!
Conservatives (like USA Republicans) want SLAVES. That is why they hate same-sex couples who do not create unwanted pregnancies. That is why they hate abortion. That is why they hate contraception. That is why they want to eliminate reproductive education from schools. The \*best\* way to keep people ignorant and impoverished is with Unwanted Pregnancies. Conservatives want slaves.
Evil banks, corporations, and hedge funds use the "governments" of "developed" countries to manipulate, control, subjugate, torture, and farm us citizens.
The absolute WORST thing a couple can do at this time (Raging 20s) is to generate additional, superfluous human slaves to be manipulated, controlled, subjugated, tortured and farmed by the Global Capitalist Machine. I feel like withholding slaves is the last recourse we have to fight/punish them.
Humans breed out of ignorance and selfishness. The declining birth rate worldwide is encouraging proof that the children are already wiser and more compassionate than their parents were.
\#RemoveTrumpForPedophiliaTreasonWarCrimesOrJustWhateverByThisPoint
\#RemovePeteHegsethForWarCrimesAndForBeingANazi
\#DismantleTheHeritageFoundation
\#Transparency, #Accountability, #Logic, #Compassion
11
the_last_0neMay 8, 2026
\#Notsureifhashtagsareseriousorajoke
0
gregorydgrahamMay 8, 2026
+3
Nah, he’s good. A little emotive but solid reasoning
3
darth_voidptrMay 8, 2026
+2
Hey Babe, let's smash....atoms.
2
jupiterkansasMay 8, 2026
+2
I can't believe how much this guy sucks.
2
TickingTheMomentsMay 8, 2026
+2
This is the I do what I want phase.
The Republican politicians are 100% complicit in this. They are passing zero legislation other that budgets that increase spending for war and a police state.
2
hallowedeve1313May 8, 2026
+2
Literally never stopped
2
MoominseanMay 8, 2026
+2
They love killing people and smashing things.
2
RadicalOrganizerMay 8, 2026
+2
In the same way an abusive husband gives his partner a black eye for not rolling over on whatever demand he's made.
2
betweentwobluecloudsMay 8, 2026
+2
Live tap sounds very much like a grab them by the p**** moment
2
Left-Night-1125May 8, 2026
+2
Whats next? Bombing run cause hes bringing love?
2
Good_Restaurant15May 8, 2026
+2
Your congress is allowing this to happen.
2
BodybuilderUpbeat786May 8, 2026
+2
So non consensual engagement is his version of love?
2
tomgratzMay 8, 2026
+2
Evil lying sack of shit president !
2
BrofessorFarnsworthMay 8, 2026
+4
Release the Epstein files
4
EqualPassenger4271May 8, 2026
+3
Trump deserves jail for his warcrimes, among other blatant corruptions.
3
Alt4rEg0May 7, 2026
+2
'Just the tap!'
2
Jazzlike_Second_3893May 8, 2026
+2
I can’t imagine how embarrassed people in the U.S. must be of their leader. So happy to be a Canadian.
2
napalmnaceyMay 8, 2026
+2
Nope. I can’t. Just nope.
No loving or tapping with dead school children involved.
2
HoodamushMay 8, 2026
+1
This administration operate in bad faith in everything. They are just rubbing in your faces cause no one is upset enough to do anything about it
1
ObviouslyRealPersonMay 8, 2026
+1
I barely hit you, don't tell mom
1
kevin7419May 8, 2026
+1
Dumbass makes all the ships in the strate a target over and over.
1
squeamishkevinMay 8, 2026
+1
Not surprising knowing what his definition of love is.
1
Rock-Ski-Golf-RepeatMay 8, 2026
+1
Because everybody else outside of MAGA are just idiots.
1
CreamPuffDelightMay 8, 2026
+1
Classic abuser words.
"No I didn't hit you, it was a love tap. It's just a joke~"
1
ImaginationToForm2May 8, 2026
+1
So it was a war?
1
StayFit8561May 8, 2026
+1
The photo on this article is excellent. He looks like a literal muppet.
1
daddyjackpotMay 8, 2026
+1
"we're waiting for iran to review our proposal to end the war." oh so alpha.
meanwhile. iran hasn't read the memo. they'll send it to the supreme ruler when they get around to it. if they still remember where they set it down.
1
Broad-Lobster7470May 8, 2026
+1
Oh this excursion now includes love taps ! Sounds like a nice road trip. Maybe next will be a quickie
1
gucciguilty26May 8, 2026
+1
The face of a dingbat..
1
Front-Anteater3776May 8, 2026
+1
Quiet piggy. Its just love tap.
1
SnotRightMay 8, 2026
+1
After the lacklusture performances of the secret service, I am super surprised he hasn't had a love tap back from iran.
1
Prudent_Link6029May 8, 2026
+1
Just the tip
1
After_Relief_8760May 8, 2026
+1
[ Removed by Listnook ]
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ResidentSheeperMay 8, 2026
+1
Bombs are love, so he is correct.
1
Hias2019May 8, 2026
+1
The love-taps I like most don‘t only touch the ear but go right into the heart.
1
Feisty_System_4751May 8, 2026
+1
Love tap, kiss of death, p**** grab. Take your pick.
1
Green_Zone_9090May 9, 2026
+1
This moron knows nothing at all. A felon who needs to do time.
1
ericl666May 9, 2026
+1
In other words "IM STILL TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS PROBLEM OF MY OWN CREATION!"
1
griffoberwald69May 9, 2026
+1
Another zinger from Temu Baron Harlonnen
1
CatsssssssssMay 9, 2026
+1
There is no ceasefire agreement; that was just another lie, so what does it matter?
1
Nostradumbass_WEENMay 10, 2026
+1
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
Do not believe your eyes.
Believe the party.
1
Funkytowel360May 10, 2026
+1
God this war will lasts 6 months if not years. Trump has no plans, no ideas but will only expect total surrender. Insane oil prices will be the norm untill this Psycho gets run out of office.
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