the handlers are running the show consequence free. they're just going to say trump did it and do whatever they want.
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coatofforearmMar 26, 2026
+27
Yeah I think at this point he's largely just repeating things he's been told and then sometimes just randomly making things up whole cloth that he actually believes and he's not really making decisions anymore
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ixidMar 26, 2026
+6
That's very believable, except that surely even his handlers could see the Iran War would be a disaster. That has Trump's finger prints on it.
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Tumble85Mar 26, 2026
+5
Depends if his handlers made money off it.
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AnointMyPhallusMar 26, 2026
+3
A disaster for who? The US? That's hardly their concern.
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coatofforearmMar 26, 2026
+1
Yeah, I don't know if it's that the egos and bravados are so ginormous in those meetings the people who are close to him really believed they knew better then what some of their own experts were saying and I suspect you can get trump to agree to say yes to anything with the right phrasing
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umchoykaMar 26, 2026
+2
> at this point
? It's been like this since day one of his first term
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NeonGKayakMar 26, 2026
+2
What they accused Biden of with the autopen
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007meowMar 26, 2026
+1
And that’s how they wash their hands of public blame when this is all done.
“Trump did it all! I was on the inside, fighting the good fight!”
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Hafiz_TNRMar 26, 2026
+36
Even talk of military operations isn’t interesting enough to keep the president awake.
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naughtywhirlxMar 26, 2026
+17
Exactly, Yeah, it’s hard not to feel uneasy about that. Situations like that deserve full attention, people just want to see steady, engaged leadership.
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-jp-Mar 26, 2026
+6
Silly, the guy who knows everything doesn't need to be awake for "military briefings" from a bunch of "generals."
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throwneverywhichwayMar 26, 2026
+7
Maybe they could try holding the briefings in his bathtub and let him have some toy boats to act everything out with.
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TicketAmbitious6200Mar 26, 2026
+2
Maybe tell him he gets a super special trophy if he stays awake for the WHOLE meeting! Such a good boy! Very proud of him!!!
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ZomunieoMar 26, 2026
+1
He’s an old man with a history of drug abuse and dementia runs in his family. It may have nothing to do with his interest level.
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lethargy86Mar 27, 2026
+1
He has to *watch* briefings in sizzle-reel form to even pay any attention these days. He's vacant.
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oiseaua20Mar 26, 2026
+16
“President Donald Trump was spotted snoozing while his Cabinet members delivered their dismal defenses of his disastrous war in Iran.
As Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth discussed military operations in Iran at a Cabinet meeting Thursday, Trump appeared to fight to stay conscious. His eyes fluttered shut, and his head drooped downward.” 😴
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Prize-Bumblebee-2192Mar 26, 2026
+6
Can’t even be bothered to pretend he’s tracking or gives a f*** about the war that he started
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true_new_trollMar 26, 2026
+11
>but every day the Department of War lets the drummer get wicked over every portion of Iran
I don't understand this Rubio quote.
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coatofforearmMar 26, 2026
+6
Probably just having trouble coping with the sore feet he has from those shoes that don't fit him
Hard to think straight after a while
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addtolibraryMar 26, 2026
+4
What a f****** inappropriate usage of public enemy
https://youtu.be/vfowA1lg2G8
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Chemical-Fault-7331Mar 26, 2026
+2
He’s saying gibberish to try to sound tough.
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Money-Director6649Mar 27, 2026
+1
it's related to/using a line from a Public Enemy song
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Prize_Proof5332Mar 26, 2026
+7
He really should be moved to Maralago assisted living facility, forcing a 79 year old to sit through these boring meetings is elder abuse.
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B-Z_B-SMar 26, 2026
+4
Sleepy Trump.
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Upbeat-Pianist5909Mar 26, 2026
+9
Dozing Donald is a better name.
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t0matit0Mar 26, 2026
+7
The Dozy Diddler
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-jp-Mar 26, 2026
+3
I like Nappy Don.
On account of he wears a nappy. So that he doesn't shit the bed.
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KamKornMar 26, 2026
+3
I like melatonin Mussolini
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Hoppers-Body-DoubleMar 26, 2026
+6
Don Snoreleone
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MikeandTheMangosteenMar 26, 2026
+4
I wouldn’t trust this sack of shit to run a roadside lemonade stand
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wrxninjaMar 26, 2026
+3
In his defense, the warm feeling of sitting in a warm shit stained diaper makes him feel comfortable.
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thereverendpuckMar 26, 2026
+3
Would’ve loved Mattie as Chief of Staff right now. Slamming both of his fists onto the table “wake up, a******. We are dealing with the war you drug is into, map time is later.”
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texred355Mar 26, 2026
+3
He has dementia. He is sundowning in the afternoon. His cabinet is going to prop him up as long as they possibly can. He is a useful albeit demented puppet.
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Street_Anxiety2907Mar 27, 2026
+3
Trump is f****** lazy. All he does all day is sleep and tweet
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sugarlessdeathbearMar 26, 2026
+2
Tired Trump dozing off again?
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dblan9Mar 26, 2026
+2
Dozey Donny!
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KamKornMar 26, 2026
+2
And the media will talk about anything else.
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polebridgeMar 26, 2026
+2
He looks like a toddler who has just taken a dump in his diaper.
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fancydadMar 26, 2026
+2
It’s because he did
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dave__autistaMar 26, 2026
+2
He looks f****** terrible. Like a melting wax figure
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Abyss1688Mar 26, 2026
+2
Dementia Don losing his marbles and also ability to be cognisant
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snoopingforpoopingMar 26, 2026
+2
It’s why they have him sitting at almost every press conference now.
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mindgardeningMar 27, 2026
+1
He doesn’t give a f*** unless it’s about him.
Things narcissists do…..
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JFJinCOMar 26, 2026
+2
When you're tweeting on Adderall until 4:00 a.m. every night, those early briefings must be brutal.
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coatofforearmMar 26, 2026
+5
It's sundowning I think
The part of the brain that understands when to be awake and when to sleep is rotting away so he can't sleep when he's supposed to
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fowlraulMar 26, 2026
+2
He’s been doing coca-eena all night cut some slack bro
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OneAvocado9988Mar 26, 2026
+1
sock puppet Don cant keep his eyes open?
heres a tutorial for the Dump Administration: [Sewing Buttons on Hand Sewn Sock Animals](https://youtu.be/B69zU6GMfUE?si=6sI9T_NIWz2gCmOt)
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Frankie6StringsMar 26, 2026
+1
Blowjobs are pretty soothing.
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CGI_OCDMar 26, 2026
+1
Or in his case a concept of a b******.
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Chemical-Fault-7331Mar 26, 2026
+1
This is what the downfall of a nation looks like folks. A weekend at Bernie’s.
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Careful-Rent5779Mar 26, 2026
+1
Why bother with old news, aka sleepy Joe.
When we have catatonic Dementia DonOld to talk about.
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PabloPandaTreeMar 26, 2026
+1
I like Hegseth almost talking himself into a corner…
“That time we were 3 years into a war. This time we’re three weeks into a…operation”
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Dorkseid1687Mar 26, 2026
+1
Reckless ?
Illegal fascist falsified bullshit
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SuccessfulSpring3354Mar 26, 2026
+1
It would be so over the Donald's head to even bring it up but Americans need to be aware that as the attacks on Iran unfolded shortwave radio messages with coded number sequences started up - essentially telling any/all sleeper agents and cells around the globe some sort of 'go' signals so whether the odds are greater for a Donald false flag or an Iranian response inside of the US, something was triggered by the messages and some entity was scared enough to try and jam the messages after a while so someone/country with jamming technology was very determined to not have the code continue to be broadcast globally.
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buffdaddy77Mar 26, 2026
+1
Sleep Trump
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ReasonableAttitude22Mar 27, 2026
+1
Dementia does that!
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iloveihoppancakesMar 27, 2026
+1
Hey man, ngl, im not a trump fan, but working 8-5 and driving 1 hour + to and from work every day and willingly sleeping late makes me feel like this too all the time lol
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BasementElf1121Mar 27, 2026
+1
Any one of these times he wont wake up
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not_ur_sweetheartMar 26, 2026
+1
Nothing says strong leadership like falling asleep while everyone else explains your reckless decisions away
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NissirMar 26, 2026
To be fair, who hasn't dozed off in a BS Teams meeting ran by people that you don't really care about.
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TechieSidheMar 26, 2026
+1
I have NEVER done such a thing. (Lightning strikes me for lying blatantly)
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-10
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razz-boyMar 26, 2026
+7
The one that made fun of the other one for being old and gave him the “Sleepy” nickname falls asleep far more often too, talk about hypocrisy
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MorgololMar 26, 2026
+4
Yeah but Biden had like....4 or 5 gaffes so that cancels out trumps several gaffes a day.
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Lemp_Triscuit11Mar 26, 2026
+3
Reckon we now see the difference between sleepy and sleeping.
Roughly $2 a gallon at the very least
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