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Announcements Mar 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM

Trump can't TACO his way out of Iran

Posted by jediporcupine

https://reason.com/2026/03/26/trump-cant-taco-his-way-out-of-iran/
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socokid Mar 26, 2026 +64
> They now have the chance, that is Iran, to permanently abandon their nuclear ambitions and to join a new path forward. Remember when Donald pulled out of the Nuclear inspections that were working and took years to negotiate with several nations, with no plan to replace it? ... **I f****** do.**
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JoplinSC742 Mar 26, 2026 +19
Donald Trump spent his first two years trying to destroy Obama's legacy. If something had Obama's name on it, he wanted it gone. All the way down the pandemic playbook.
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glurz Mar 27, 2026 +3
Pepperige farm remembers.
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countered_measures Mar 26, 2026 +1
Insert pepperidge farm remembers meme.
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Additional_Quiet2600 Mar 26, 2026 +34
Can you blame them? I hate their regime but their ability to screw over the world is hard to match. Just wait until we attack their infrastructure more and they drone all the desalination plants in the region. Millions will die. For what?
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RainyRobin Mar 26, 2026 +19
For those big payouts from the political betting platforms, and to keep whatever compromising information Israel has on our ruling class from being leaked.
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Additional_Quiet2600 Mar 26, 2026 +2
You're talking millions and I'm talking trillions.
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lo_fi_ho Mar 27, 2026 +1
Gazillions!
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ChillyCheese Mar 26, 2026 +8
"TACO" was never about chickening out. It's always been flip-flipping on massive issues to enable his friends and family to make bets that allow them to rake in huge profits. They've just finally drawn more attention with the recent Iran/oil bets.
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hotpackage Mar 26, 2026 +9
His narcissism won't let him leave without winning and that's not on the table. So we're just fucked.
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TalulahMaeFit Mar 26, 2026 +3
Hope God comes to our aid if not we are practically doomed.
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tresben Mar 26, 2026 +5
What I feel like isn’t getting enough attention with this TACO is that he’s literally threatening a war crime to attack their civilian infrastructure. We’ve all just become numb to it as trump being trump.
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juanjung Mar 26, 2026 +4
Biden made him do it.
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cometflight Mar 26, 2026 +1
I’m sure the talking-heads and spin-doctors are already figuring out how to weave that tapestry
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juanjung Mar 26, 2026 +1
You wanna bet that he'd say it?
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Funny-Lobster-8130 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Unfortunately not no
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DocShocker Mar 26, 2026 +1
He's sure going to try.
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orcinyadders Mar 26, 2026 +1
Watch him try!
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Needle_Bearings Mar 27, 2026 +1
Iran is 3 times larger than Ukraine. Have fun with all that.
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neutrino71 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Of course he can chicken out. He'll just get his tail feathers singed as well as a few more Americans killed 
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PlatinumKanikas Mar 26, 2026
All he has to do is announce that we won and how big of a success it was and his followers will eat it up. Then he’ll move on to the next bullshit and they’ll forget all about it.
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Upstairs_Teach_7064 Mar 27, 2026
Damn I want some fuckin tacos now
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