Trump convenes Iran situation room meeting amid renewed Hormuz crisis

We are surrounded by idiots

Here I am, stuck in the Straight of Hormuz.

Love that song!

He needs someone to read it to him

hey dont forget about his boss putin.

Clearly, they need to synchronize the trades to when he makes his tweet. Duh.

They are probably weighing to invade Cuba at this point. Could use the distraction. I wish I was kidding.

"The war would be over if we had a ballroom!"

Whenever he’s done anything wrong in the past, he pushes it to the courts, and drags it out. Even with his presidential actions, he pushes it into the court system, and most of his presidential actions have been protected by his cronies. But this is completely new. There is no court system in international warfare that he can use to escape this. This is all on him. He started it, and he cannot finish it.

I think you mean Bibi and Putin d***.

Give Trump some credit, he doesn't only suck Iranian d***. He also sucks Russian d*** as well

And your chicks for 130k

I want my, I want my, I want my Epstein Files.

This r***/clown knows so little about business he was devalued the entire concept of a trump card. Guy's so bad with money he's devaluing words, even.

Meanwhile, it looks like someone keeps changing gas prices like a s*** machine.

Can't lose what you never had. These morons think they're in control but are all being played like c**** fiddles.

Marco understands what is going on. Makes it worse that he is still following orders. Even wearing shoes that are too big because the boss told him to.

He started this stupid war and it is going to cost America. He is a failure as a human and president. Time to cut him off and move on. He had a chance to do this the right way but he killed it because he's a racist narcissist. His failures will hurt America, can't change that now.

Market opens and close in the answer

The Iranian Foreign Minister said on Friday afternoon that he doesn't know who Trump was negotiating with, but it wasn't Iran. Trump made it up, and the market believed him, again.

He called for forced regime change in his ibogaine press conference, not sure that's gonna help negotiations.

The lego meme videos from Iran really solidify this being a bizarre war haha. Modern warfare also includes... memes... on both sides.

One for the books.

Can't wait for the movies that come out about this: *It's A Weird, Weird, Weird, Weird War*

It doesn't need to look as good. He just personally needs Iran to show him face and let him pretend to have "solved" the problem. But they aren't incentivized to do that in the current situation. Furthermore, he has spurned so many allies along the way that he will struggle to get any pressure placed on Iran internationally which might help them want to bring this to an end. Basically, he has to find a way to garner support from the UN to put Iran in a bad place financially OR somehow find a way to bring them under hand with military might. But we've seen what the best funded military is capable of under the ultimate command of several absolutely incompetent people; we look weak as f*** without the leadership necessary to actually get reaults. He can't even get them to chill out by giving them an obscene amount of money because they are happy to let America throw away all the credibility it has earned in both soft and hard power over the last 150 years.

Yup.  He can't handle real questions, even simple ones. He is absolutely full of shit and always has been. The media has failed the American people by normalizing this fool. 

I know. I am horribly disappointed in cholesterol and saturated fat right about now.