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Announcements Mar 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM

Trump extends deadline for Iran to open strait of Hormuz by 10 days

Posted by Jonnyboo234

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/26/donald-trump-urges-iran-end-war-or-face-assassinations
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No-Conversation5732 Mar 27, 2026 +74
President sends TACO to Iran.
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Suspicious_Peak_1173 Mar 27, 2026 +10
But it ain't Tuesday.
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Nekowulf Mar 27, 2026 +11
Every day is TACO Tuesday.
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obedientfag Mar 27, 2026 +40
thats not what deadline means, thats a plea
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Yes-I-Cannabis Mar 27, 2026 +1
If you don’t comply in 2 days, we’ll bomb all your power plants. That’s right, you heard me, in 5 days, were blowing your shit up. Just 10 days until utter annihilation, unless you comply. You have no idea the brutality we’re prepared to unleash in 15 days, if you don’t open the strait. Like unleashed hell; gnashing of teeth, tearing of clothes, face-melting hell in 30 days. Just you wait.
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Suspicious_Peak_1173 Mar 27, 2026 +23
Trump has no strategy.
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BlitzCrazy Mar 27, 2026 +19
Trump has no balls.
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iyamwhatiyam8000 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Trump assassinated the Iranian leadership and their families with a deranged, Pearl Harbor surprise attack in the midst of negotiations. Woops! Trump cannot bullshit his way out of this one or declare bankruptcy. Escalation will prompt Iran to destroy the remaining oil infrastructure in the Gulf.
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bigly911 Mar 27, 2026 +8
TACO's gonna TACO. So is he done with the insider trading?
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pread6 Mar 27, 2026 +7
Trump went to war on a whim. Two weeks later and losing badly he started begging other countries for help. He should have followed the Top Secret Iran war plan he flashed around Bedminster instead of listening to lieutenant Hegseth.
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sillygirlamber Mar 27, 2026 +7
Idk..maybe they’d be more inclined to reopen it..if we stopped bombing them?? If we told Israel to kick rocks??
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D3athRider Mar 27, 2026 +1
You know, you might just be onto something there!
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PhotonArmy Mar 27, 2026 +5
Donnie always plays catcher in this game.
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BobLoblaw420247 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Donnie your out of your element...
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ZonghZonghZongh Mar 27, 2026 +8
He must’ve made more progress with his imaginary negotiating partner in Iran. The negotiator also thinks Trump is very handsome and that it looks like he lost weight.
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HurinGaldorson Mar 27, 2026 +1
Grown men, with tears in their eyes, said it was the greatest negotiation they had ever seen. Like no negotiation anyone has ever seen.
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VR6SLC Mar 27, 2026 +1
And he didn't get jerked off past halfway.
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nonamenolastname Mar 27, 2026 +5
Brilliant negotiation skills, make threats you are not going to follow through with. Does wonders for your credibility.
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thisusedyet Mar 27, 2026 +1
Seriously, man. I figured out when I was like 6 that you don’t make threats you aren’t prepared to back up
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Spanyanagonyam Mar 27, 2026 +1
Most 4-year-old kids are very finely-attuned to spotting empty threats, and yet here is Trump trying to do this to an entire nation he just started a fight with.
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1984isAMidlifeCrisis Mar 27, 2026 +4
TACO. TACO. TAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOO! Because, well, he doesn't have the cards. He can blow some shit up, but he can't open the Strait. His bluster made it easy to call his obvious bluff. He's already over bet, but is sure he's going to get a third 5 on the river. Full house, fours over deuces, but enough to win no matter how lucky the sucker gets on that last card.
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SerArryk Mar 27, 2026 +1
Oh so Easter Sunday, only the most significant Christian holiday. Really leaning into the whole second coming thing.
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dblan9 Mar 27, 2026 +3
TACO **T**~~h~~**U**~~R~~**SDAY**
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Intel-Source Mar 27, 2026 +3
Trying to stop the markets from collapsing again!
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Far-Lawfulness-6989 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Maybe Iran should take a few extra weeks, just like Trump’s own DOJ did with their Epstein file deadline.
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wyvernx02 Mar 27, 2026 +1
He's stalling until there are enough troops ready to launch a ground invasion. 
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Cold-Cell2820 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Art of the Deal
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cpod_the_elder Mar 27, 2026 +2
No, for real this time.
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Vast_Locksmith98 Mar 27, 2026 +1
I think this is a ploy while he keeps building up for the ground invasion he wants. Hence the 10k extra soldiers he ordered up to go over there. This is going to get extremely messy.
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dancingfordates Mar 27, 2026 +1
Stick a digit on that 10k ....
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voyagerdoge Mar 27, 2026 +1
Well, it's a Trump deadline after all.
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jamrotamine Mar 27, 2026 +1
There will be another extension after 10 days. Iran does not really care at this point
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Hot_Ambition_6457 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Hes delaying infrastructure week and that new healthcare plan another 10 days too
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NEOK53 Mar 27, 2026 +1
We should rename it the Taco Strait.
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Catspaw129 Mar 27, 2026 +1
were there any unusual stock trades, etc. shortly before that announcement?
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D-MAN-FLORIDA Mar 27, 2026 +1
Out of all of the countries to go to war with, he had to pick the one who spent almost the last 6 decades preparing for a war with America. What a moron.
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palinsafterbirth Mar 27, 2026 +1
LeBron should have tried to trademark TACO Thursdays
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Zealousideal_Look275 Mar 27, 2026 +1
I didn’t know Manti Teo’s girlfriend was working for Iran 
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CatVideoFest Mar 27, 2026 +1
*If I’m not back in 5 minutes…just wait longer.*
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TinyBrainsDontHurt Mar 27, 2026 +1
Anyone else wants TACO? Just admit defeat and leave the world alone.
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Monolingual-----Beta Mar 27, 2026 +1
Nice, but can we get 15?! 20?! Dare I ask....8647?!
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Sponge1632 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Soooo... I should buy up stocks tomorrow, and sell by Wednesday to be safe? And then buy an inverse etf?
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hayyimsandwich Mar 27, 2026 +1
dont worry charlie brown, this time lucy wont move the ball
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FeldsparSalamander Mar 27, 2026 +1
Nobody believes iran is begging for a deal when its clear they control the strait
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Teddy_RGB Mar 27, 2026 +1
He really means it this time
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ButterscotchRound727 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Not 2 weeks? This must be serious.
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Persea_americana Mar 27, 2026 +1
One! Two!! Two and a half 😠! Two and three quarters 😡! Two and four fifths 🤬 !!!
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rainman_104 Mar 27, 2026 +1
From 48 hours to... 20 days? Brilliant!
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Virtual-Squirrel-725 Mar 27, 2026 +1
This is how Iran wins. They'll probably throw Trump a bone every now and then, let him TACO his way into June as the US negotiating position continues to weaken.
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nobackup42 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Ah his famous in about 10days !!!
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Luckydog12 Mar 27, 2026 +1
That goalposts may as well have wheels
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Wild_Read9062 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Is it just me, or does it look like this a****** imagines he’s going to throw a surprise attack on that island and find out the Iranians weren’t bluffing when they said they’d blow up their infrastructure? Because if that happens… I guess we’ll learn the value of those green energy initiatives the oil company and Trump tanked. Please don’t be that damned stupid, Trump.
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jamarsa Mar 27, 2026 +1
Not the usual two weeks? Boy, but he must be impatient!
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Pure_Adeptness_1929 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Forget that, when are they going to build the statue?
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doomeddeath Mar 27, 2026 +1
Not two weeks?
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Pure_Choice_8459 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Maybe if he grabs Iran by the p****, they’ll let him do anything. Rapist. Pedo. Liar. Wow America, you’ve really set the bar low, it’s basically a sewer pipe now. Tired of winning yet?
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Suspicious_Peak_1173 Mar 27, 2026
Plz open straight, or else gay. No gay in Iran, unless trans, right?
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