Do they use puppets too so he can enjoy it and pay attention?
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Lemp_Triscuit11Mar 25, 2026
+74
It's actually just four DOGE bros play COD. It's a montage cause they can't stay alive
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kopecsMar 25, 2026
+11
Basically nap time
11
whythefuckalreadyMar 25, 2026
+4
Casual Friday. He might as well wear sweatpants.
4
BleachedUnicornBHoleMar 25, 2026
+2
Sadly, this isn’t far off from the truth. It’s just a video montage of stuff getting blown up.
2
Hereon92Mar 25, 2026
+50
No, but the benny hill theme is running in the background while the video plays at 1.5 speed.
50
SwissChzMcGeezMar 25, 2026
+14
He gets a ticker across the screen that says, "DEAR LEADER DONALD J TRUMP IS THE MOST POPULAR BEST PRESIDENT AND BEST BOY FIVE TIME FIFA PEACE PRIZE W***** AND KING OF THE REPUBLICANS AND WOMEN OF ALL AGES LOVE AND ADORE HIM SOME SAY EVEN TOO MUCH"
14
ACMomaniMar 25, 2026
+8
You forgot that women want to have his babies, and men want to be women so they can also have his babies.
8
DyrogitoryMar 25, 2026
+5
Typo: BESTEST
5
PrivatePilot9Mar 25, 2026
+2
And the video is a mix of Fox News and OAN garbage
2
ElderSmackJackMar 25, 2026
+20
The fact that we can’t say for sure this doesn’t happen should concern all of us.
20
ToNoMoCoMar 25, 2026
+15
Between every explosion they’ve got an AI girlfriend praising him
15
chimaryaMar 25, 2026
+14
You mean the AI military girl that all the teen boys are gushing about?
14
ToNoMoCoMar 25, 2026
+14
That was hilarious and f****** sad.
>Six fingers! I bet she gives awesome handies to the troops
14
Specialist-Clock-914Mar 25, 2026
+5
Those are grown men thirsting
5
DistractedPhoenixMar 25, 2026
+3
It’s women reporters and they’re topless.
3
sternlipMar 25, 2026
+5
As a fan of Some More News I am offended by this comment.
5
jerseydevil51Mar 25, 2026
+4
[I mean, it worked for Team America](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrRP_wiFqJ8)
4
angrypookaMar 25, 2026
+2
He would think that they’re real.
2
XSinTrick6666Mar 25, 2026
+2
c'mon puppets? pinball animation and rambo-don cartoons get generated for every bomb strike .. and truth'd to his donors because $6BN is not enough for his grift goal yet...
2
EldhannasMar 25, 2026
+2
They do, check out Puppet Regime on YT.
2
GrazedazeMar 25, 2026
+2
Still was t enough to keep him awake.
2
Queasy_Donkey5685Mar 25, 2026
+2
So he's being fed his own version of Fox News....we're fuct.
MAGA really is just one big human centipede.
2
SteveIDPMar 25, 2026
+2
Remember when we had presidents who could do the job without being entertained or flattered every hour?
2
AmoebaBulletMar 25, 2026
+2
The main audio track on the video report "YMCA" to keep him focused.
2
Pan_BorowikMar 25, 2026
+2
They just play America f*** yeah from Team America everyday for him.
2
Hoppers-Body-DoubleMar 25, 2026
+1
[https://youtu.be/Yq7FKO5DlV0?si=nKyeQVaguXTpX\_Iu](https://youtu.be/Yq7FKO5DlV0?si=nKyeQVaguXTpX_Iu)
Here's the video montage
1
DanceCommander404Mar 25, 2026
+1
I heard they captured SpongeBob, and they force him to do it! Free SpongeBob!
1
PaisleyfrogMar 25, 2026
+244
“Anyone who has been present for conversations with President Trump knows he actively seeks and solicits the opinions of everyone in the room and expects full throated honesty from all of his top advisors.”
How did she get through that whole sentence without laughing?
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00notmyrealname00Mar 25, 2026
+76
I read this as
"...looks around the room and expects everyone to agree with his position before moving on to the next topic..."
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nomptoniteMar 25, 2026
+35
‘… full-throatedly.’
35
unclecaveman1Mar 25, 2026
+6
But we know he can’t fill their throat.
6
CroweMorningstarMar 25, 2026
+2
“I didn’t get a ‘harrumph!’ out of that guy!”
2
Made_Human_MusicMar 25, 2026
+28
I can’t see the article but I’m assuming that was from Karoline Leavitt? If so she was able to say it with a straight face because she doesn’t have a soul or a concept of right and wrong
You see it in most MAGAt eyes, there’s an emptiness behind them
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inthekeyofcMar 25, 2026
+8
>"I can't see the article"
Try this archived version: https://archive.ph/pWsJJ
8
Made_Human_MusicMar 25, 2026
+4
Thanks
4
DeterminedErmineMar 25, 2026
+7
Who uses full-throated in a sentence? Honestly
7
XSinTrick6666Mar 25, 2026
+6
or getting struck by lightning...
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Living-Literature88Mar 25, 2026
+3
Or vomiting?
3
KTX77Mar 25, 2026
+2
I'm sure it's just like those cabinet meetings where they go around the table, and each one tells Trump the truth about how things are going and don't try and kiss is ass. /s
2
alfredoduenasjrMar 25, 2026
+1
Maybe that's true but it seems like everyone is scared to do so.
1
DataDude00Mar 25, 2026
+1
I feel like the use of full throated here is clever word play by the author pushing that he wants to be sucked off more than get the truth
1
Taway730Mar 25, 2026
+1
I actually believe this 100%. He couldn't have gotten where he is using his own intelligence. He has become incredible at using human resources. Also, the bit about truth... I believe he says and expects complete truth but because he doesnt like hearing "bad" truths. Even liars care about truth, its just a one way street.
Edit: To be clear, I still wouldnt be able to say that sentence with a straight face, like you mentioned lol
1
tooolongdontreadMar 25, 2026
+136
This is mostly because Trump literally can not read. That's not a joke, I am like 95% sure that Trump can not actually process information via reading. There's a small chance that he can read, and he simply refuses to do it under any circumstances, but the evidence overwhelmingly suggests he is functionally illiterate for real. Trump can recognize words and pronounce them off a teleprompter, but that's not reading. I think if you sat him down and gave Trump a 4th grade reading comprehension exam, he would fail. He has never read a book, including the books he "wrote," he has never read or written an email, he signs his name to the occasional letter and social media posts, but I'm pretty sure he dictates those to others.
We really need to start being way more aggressive about mocking and bullying everyone who supports Trump. You have to be so f****** stupid if you still think Donald Trump is smart enough to be president, there's just no way around that. There are no smart, reality based arguments that can be made to justify supporting Donald Trump, and we should point and laugh at everyone who hasn't figured that out yet.
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TheMrGUnitMar 25, 2026
+77
He can read the words off a teleprompter. Which is why he always sounds like the words are just falling out of his face when he does - because he's not comprehending what he's reading.
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fantasmoofrccMar 25, 2026
+33
I'm Ron Burgundy?
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omarnzMar 25, 2026
+3
CHI-nah
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tooolongdontreadMar 25, 2026
+21
Exactly. Sometimes when Trump is reading off the teleprompter, he will go off script and make some comments about what he just said. But usually only when he realizes what he is saying after he says it out loud.
Because he’s not processing the words on the script/teleprompter, he’s just pronouncing them. We’ve even seen him write phonetic notes to himself, like “Alcaida”, instead of Al Qaeda. He is functionally and clinically illiterate.
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kjlsdjfskjldelfjlsMar 25, 2026
+9
I mean, occasionally he'll read a word like 'groceries' and go off on a ten-minute tangent about how unusual and old-fashioned the word 'groceries' is. So there's some kind of awareness of what words he's reading, just not the typical kind (where the person understands what words mean)
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StrigiStockBackingMar 25, 2026
+2
Yes, but there inevitably comes a point when he goes off-script and starts doing that verbal jazz soloing he tries to pass off as deliberate by naming it "The Weave." You can literally see the moment in his eyes when he's like "Yeah f*** this" and starts riffing.
2
coltaaanMar 25, 2026
+2
It’s so obviously these days when he’s reading off the teleprompter vs when he’s just talking off the cuff. He literally sounds like he couldn’t give two shits when actually reciting from the prompter.
2
[deleted]Mar 25, 2026
+5
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LadyChatterteethMar 25, 2026
+2
He’s definitely functionally illiterate. However, if the sentence was originally written that way, with a comma instead of a period or semicolon, he interpreted and read it correctly.
Which would surprise me, since I’m sure he doesn’t understand rules of punctuation either.
2
skepticalbobMar 25, 2026
+5
Trump can read and understand a fourth grade passage. It isn’t likely he didn’t read getting a college degree. He is just a psychopath that is incurious about the world and says idiotic things for idiots.
5
tooolongdontreadMar 25, 2026
+2
I think it is very likely that Trump got a college degree without ever reading. We know Trump paid someone to take the SATs for him, probably because Trump was not capable of getting through the exam, never mind getting a good score. So I have no doubt that he would have also paid people to do his school work. Plus Trumps college professor, who died long before Trump got into politics, told everyone who would listen that Trump was the dumbest student he ever had.
2
skepticalbobMar 25, 2026
+5
I'm a reading specialist. We know Trump can fluently read because we have a lot of evidence of him reading fluently. Comprehension correlates with fluency at 90%, so that's probably fine too. And if he can read now, he almost certainly could read then, when he was younger and his brain worked better. I suspect that he doesn't read much though, but probably not from lack of ability. He's impulsive, lazy and incurious. He was one of a lot of people throughout history that could read fine, but simply chose not to do much of it.
5
Caveman-UgMar 25, 2026
+5
He thinks asylum means insane asylum
He says excursion when it should be incursion
Covfefe
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tooolongdontreadMar 25, 2026
+10
The asylum thing is so funny. Trump can not grasp that political asylum seekers have no connection to asylums for the criminally insane. Many people have tried to explain it to him, just like many people have tried to teach Trump how tariffs work, but he refuses to learn.
Trump also thinks stealth planes are invisible for real, he wanted to nuke a hurricane, he thinks solar power doesn’t work at night, he thinks the problem with America’s immigration system is that a steady stream of scary brown people are flowing into the country over the southern border, and a big giant wall is all that’s needed to stop them. When Trump was told during his first term that the sections of the wall he built were not working, he suggested building a moat around it and filling it with snakes. Every solution Trump comes up with is the exact same solution Bugs Bunny would use, because Trump genuinely believes the world works like it does in cartoons. You can not overstate how stupid he is.
10
SuperannuatedAuntieMar 25, 2026
+10
I think he’s too vain to wear reading glasses.
10
PrivatePilot9Mar 25, 2026
+2
gLassEs aRe wOKe
2
abstractrajMar 25, 2026
+6
He physically can’t read. He never wears reading glasses and clearly strains to make out what’s on the page
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tooolongdontreadMar 25, 2026
+4
That is definitely a factor, good call. But I think even if Trump can physically see the words on the page clearly, he can’t take the information in by simply reading it. It’s possible, he’s not entirely illiterate, but he is not literate either.
4
Shot_Pool2543Mar 25, 2026
+2
Well stated.
Concepts have to be extremely simplified in order for him to understand and even then he still doesn’t understand, a good example is NATO. He still doesnt understand how it operates and he doesn’t care even after someone attempts to correct himself.
2
Living-Literature88Mar 25, 2026
+1
Many people cannot read well. And it’s certainly a hindrance, but many can compensate by listening. You gotta be pretty intelligent to do that well. This guy is dumb and even if he could read, would not be able to comprehend and evaluate information as complex as the issues are presenting with a war. Then you add onto that his aging brain and probably frontal temporal dementia and you got pretty much a three year old trying to figure this out and make world-changing decisions. And teenagers who spend money on horses and jets with bedrooms advising him.
1
tooolongdontreadMar 25, 2026
+2
For sure, Trump is stupid in every single way a person can be stupid, and it’s getting worse as he declines with age. He has some instincts as a showman and for telling people what they want to hear, but there is no thought or substance behind any of it. Because Trump can not think strategically, he can not form or follow a long term plan, he is all impulse and emotion.
2
Shot_Pool2543Mar 25, 2026
+2
Yep, he’s unable to process that information completely when he’s reading, the dots don’t connect. When he’s listening to someone that captures his attention he’s actively processing what they are saying it it’s something or someone he has no interest and bored with he listens but doesn’t actually process what they are saying.
2
DeterminedErmineMar 25, 2026
+1
He probably needs glasses and refuses to wear them out of vanity
1
PrivatePilot9Mar 25, 2026
+1
Oh he can read, just hand him a private note and he’ll be sure to read it aloud in a televised meeting.
But clearly he’s not a fan.
1
tooolongdontreadMar 25, 2026
+2
Right, there have been situations like that which do suggest Trump can read. But there have also been situations, like when the British ambassador gave Trump an invitation to something, where Trump pretty clearly did not know what it said. That could be an eyesight issue, but I think it goes deeper than that.
The closest friend Trump has ever had in his life even said that Trump can’t read, and I generally don’t take Jeffrey Epstein at his word, but in this case he probably knew what he was talking about.
2
StrigiStockBackingMar 25, 2026
+1
His speech writers must be exhausted because you can see the moment he goes off script and starts riffing with his "Weave" nonsense.
1
MadAstridMar 25, 2026
+41
He cannot read so they make a little show for him to watch on his tv.
Intellectual age about 3.5 years old.
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BorazonMar 25, 2026
+5
I wonder if they use the same material from games as they do for their 'White house official communications'-twitter. I'm afraid the answer is probs yes and he's incapable of realizing it.
5
briizillaMar 25, 2026
+2
I guarantee you its produced to look like something on FOX. Wouldn't be surprised if they weren't using some of the on air people in the videos.
2
Rbtmd78Mar 25, 2026
+27
Two minutes of stuff blowing up. I was going to make a joke about it. Then actually read the article and it’s right there.
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MrPantsyFlantsMar 25, 2026
+20
Is he still in his race car bed and his jammies when he gets it?
20
whapitah2021Mar 25, 2026
+11
Sandwich bag of dry Cheerios and a sippy cup
11
everettescottMar 25, 2026
+2
Hey, don't besmirch jammies and race car beds.
2
100cpmMar 25, 2026
+15
Christ almighty he looks like a corpse.
15
danyuri86Mar 25, 2026
+12
world-wide fireworks and champagne
12
dezm101Mar 25, 2026
+7
its probably tiktok videos featuring call of duty footage
7
irradiatedcitizenMar 25, 2026
+1
…or it’s just the trailer for Top Gun
1
AlabamaHotcakesMar 25, 2026
+5
Crypt keeper looking mfer
5
CryptographerCrazy49Mar 25, 2026
+5
Trump decaying in real time
5
BearSquid7Mar 25, 2026
+4
What percentage is he awake for, 40%?
4
belisario262Mar 25, 2026
+5
so, a video made by sycophants to an illiterate guy, maybe not every day... what could go wrong, huh
5
fivebillionproudMar 25, 2026
+5
Every 20 seconds, captions in big, bold letters will briefly appear at the bottom of the screen that read things like, "Trump is The Greatest" and "Trump is an American Hero"
5
AlexRescueDotComMar 25, 2026
+6
Reminds me of The Office episode when Oscar is explaining to Michael what a 'surplus' is
6
SXLFMar 25, 2026
+4
Really think about this:
The *commander-in-chief*, who is so eager to send other people's sons and daughters into a war that he contrived with Netanyahu, *cannot be bothered to read an actual briefing about the mission.*
That's even worse when you consider how it came out a couple of days ago that Trump insiders are afraid to break negative news about the war to him. Put two-and-two together and you understand that staffers are showing him highlights of the war. That's his briefing. That's what helps him make decisions.
I can't imagine how livid I would be if I was risking my life in the military and found out THAT was the nature of the process informing it all at the highest level.
4
RoachBeBrutalMar 25, 2026
+4
Simpsons made a great joke about this to the effect of “elected to lead, not to read.”
4
Beneficial_Wave7649Mar 25, 2026
+3
Oooh does he takes test later like true or false questions like we did in middle school after we saw a film ?
3
liarandathiefMar 25, 2026
+3
What an ipad kid.
3
Constant-Brief3410Mar 25, 2026
+3
Probably ai video just like they are doing with Lego lol
3
iamsumoMar 25, 2026
+3
So… like a war recap TikTok but with less dancing and more geopolitics? Nothing says ‘serious leadership’ like a highlight reel.
3
h4ck3r_n4m3Mar 25, 2026
+3
We're gonna need a montage!
Ooh, it takes a montage
3
valeyard89Mar 25, 2026
+2
America, F*** Yeah
2
DweidmannMar 25, 2026
+3
2 minutes seems like a rather long time to hold his attention. Wonder if they added subliminal pictures of young girls to keep him awake. Maybe that is the mysterious gift tha Iranians gave him.
3
lexmMar 25, 2026
+3
probably tik tok length as well. I don't think he can focus for longer than that.
3
Raspberries-Are-EvilMar 25, 2026
+3
He is so f****** pathetic.
3
kneeco28Mar 25, 2026
+2
And even then, they have to secretly edit in pieces into what he thinks is Fox News for him to watch it.
2
Gonzomi313Mar 25, 2026
+2
I’m not convinced that they’re not pulling a weekend @ Bernie’s with Trump. All they’re missing are the sunglasses.
2
wolfermanMar 25, 2026
+2
How much you wanna bet they resemble the Lego videos that Iran is putting out mocking him?
2
XSinTrick6666Mar 25, 2026
+2
explains why he can't even manage stairs to AF-1, slurs nonsensical speech, and looks like a steaming pile o horseshi every day now...
2
ObligationMurky8716Mar 25, 2026
+2
It's just the same Navy recruiting videos from 2001
2
KaiLamperougeMar 25, 2026
+2
Who do you think the Iranian Lego AI videos are for? The Iranian children prefer newspapers.
2
Ya_Got_GOTMar 25, 2026
+2
This illiterate b**** will be the death of us all
2
Dear_RiderMar 25, 2026
+2
Wonder what Kid Rock song it’s set to.
2
BigTonez808syMar 25, 2026
+2
Idiocracy realized, excepting that our president is evil and dumber than Camacho. Camacho actually wanted good for the country.
Trump actually can at least read a little, and chooses not to put of laziness and mental incompetency regarding comprehension.
What a useless f****** animal he is.
2
Utgaard_LokeMar 25, 2026
+2
The whole world is laughing at him.
2
thewrynoiseMar 25, 2026
+2
And afterwards is poopy time and then nap ti… oh wait he’s asleep already. And there he goes, shit his pants again.
JD get the hose again!
2
SteamedGamerMar 25, 2026
+2
"I was elected to lead, not to read!" - McBain, The Simpsons
2
ckglle3lleMar 25, 2026
+2
How much of it is generated AI content?
2
CavScout81Mar 25, 2026
+2
I imagine they hand him some sort of light gun and press play, sort of like the old Captain Power plane/light gun things that kept score as you shot at targets on a VHS tape. Then tell him how great he did, setting a new high score, at the end.
2
Little_BuffaloMar 25, 2026
+2
Trump is a goddamn idiot, get him out of office!
2
rstew62Mar 25, 2026
+2
Is this what normal is today in the US government?
2
Potential-Fan-6148Mar 25, 2026
+2
Like a toddler.
2
hpotulMar 25, 2026
+2
And some apple juice in his favorite sippy cup.
2
inteligent_zombie20Mar 25, 2026
+2
So they show him a video of stuff getting blown up and he takes that as proof we have destroyed the enemy and won. Then he watches TV and hears about Iran missiles being fired and then her starts a double talking
2
SenorPinchyMar 25, 2026
+2
The real puppeteers are receiving what normally would have been in the President's Daily Brief (PDB) and they get to filter to Trump only what serves their agenda.
2
JAM-n-LifeMar 25, 2026
+2
Did they bring back the 80's music montage? I bet those are the ones he likes the most.
2
rmanjr12Mar 25, 2026
+2
You always fade out on a montage!
2
cha0sm0nkMar 25, 2026
+2
It’s because he CANNOT READ!
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LolaSupreme19Mar 25, 2026
+2
Probably video excerpts from FOX, OAN and Newsmax. All propaganda because he can’t handle reality.
2
Dev-N-DangerMar 25, 2026
+5
Daily? I highly doubt it
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xMagnisMar 25, 2026
+9
Hint: it's the same video each day, and he still hasn't made it to the end without falling asleep.
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SurroundTinyMar 25, 2026
+3
I don't at all. I can see his staff throwing something together and ready to play whenever he wants to see it. They know their audience
3
damnthistrafficjamMar 25, 2026
+1
“ELI5, Susie.”
1
MikeyLew32Mar 25, 2026
+2
Oscar: And Next year...
Michael: I'll be 6!
Oscar:....
2
mulled-whineMar 25, 2026
+1
I hope he’s enjoying the Iranian troll videos 😂
1
blu_stingrayMar 25, 2026
+1
The videos are split screen with 5-minute crafts or Subway surfers on the other side.
1
GarySparrow0Mar 25, 2026
+1
I bet these are Barney Stinson style telling him he's awesome and how everything he's doing is awesome and America Great Again.
I actually believe his world view is limited to what his slime handlers are telling him.
1
doomeddeathMar 25, 2026
+1
Gotta be a cartoon for him to follow
1
AlecMac2001Mar 25, 2026
+1
And if he's a good boy and watches it all the way to the end he's allowed double French fries with his lunch.
1
smurfsundermybedMar 25, 2026
+1
Does hegseth make the pew pew noises or does he delegate that out?
1
J-the-KidderMar 25, 2026
+1
I called it. This is all about getting him and Pete Hegseth together to jerk off to war p***.
1
BarCompetitive7220Mar 25, 2026
+1
Does he know or question the authenticity of the video he is watching? He may be watching video that is much like so much of Hegseth's DOW - from another location and time.
1
SuperannuatedAuntieMar 25, 2026
+1
Did he stay awake?
1
angelhastherageMar 25, 2026
+1
And it's probably AI generated.
1
ChickpeaDemonMar 25, 2026
+1
Show his fat ass [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskSocialists/comments/1s2rfcl/iran_trolls_trump_with_a_new_lego_video/).
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worlds_okayest_skierMar 25, 2026
+1
He’s probably undiagnosed dyslexic or illiterate.
1
steveosaurusMar 25, 2026
+1
bro literally has full blown dementia and is living in a virtual reality controlled by steven miller
just like what they accused sleepy joe of, every accusation is a confession 😂
1
cybazMar 25, 2026
+1
I'm sure it's just AI slop of missiles falling and Ayatollahs running and begging for a deal to end the war.
1
TotestatertotsMar 25, 2026
+1
Kinda like 50 First Dates
1
Waste-Time-2440Mar 25, 2026
+1
If they'd play him some Mister Rogers instead, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess.
1
Extra-Ad5925Mar 25, 2026
+1
10 bucks they started doing this because he refused to be interrupted during his Fox News TV time so they just sneak this in and pretend it's a Fox segment.
1
EnvironmentalLock440Mar 25, 2026
+1
Of course he does. He wouldn't understand a written report and it couldn't hold his interest.
1
KodaiClubMar 25, 2026
+1
He turned into his most admired despot. Yes men, trash intelligence, “special in and out operation” and all. It’s all there for the world to see the similarities. America, your president is irredeemable. Please lord you as a nation are not. Mid terms!
1
Far_Adeptness9884Mar 25, 2026
+1
He can't read, and has the attention span of a goldshish
1
Fit-Significance-436Mar 25, 2026
+1
He likey pictures show , while being spoon fed bullcrap.
1
ChainLCMar 25, 2026
+1
Was it titled "Lord of the Straights?"
1
chesterforbesMar 25, 2026
+1
Because he can’t read
1
NelsonMuntz007Mar 25, 2026
+1
Trump gets his news from fb memes like the rest of maga.
1
arriesgadoMar 25, 2026
+1
The bombastic pro-US and trump music videos of the war they show him don’t discuss current and potential future problems and mistakes my guess. It would explain how ridiculously uninformed he sounds when he talks about what is happening over there. “They said the videos are also driving Trump’s increasing frustration with news coverage of the war. Trump has pointed to the success depicted in the daily videos to privately question why his administration can’t better influence the public narrative, asking aides why the news media doesn’t emphasize what he’s seeing, one of the current U.S. officials and the former U.S. official said.”
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CivilWay1444Mar 25, 2026
+1
The Flintstones
1
Shot_Pool2543Mar 25, 2026
+1
I would say I’m surprised but I’m not how he ever paid attention during board meetings with out losing focus is something I’ll never understand
1
akaelmedioMar 25, 2026
+1
With “America, f*** yeah!” In the background.
1
mrg1957Mar 25, 2026
+1
Elder abuse. They have memory units in prison.
1
ScaleriousMar 25, 2026
+1
My Grandfather used to change hats depending on what event he was attending too. This picture reminds me of him. For example, he would wear the hat of the school of the grandchild's game he was attending. Really helped out after his passing to figure out where the picture was taken... what were talking about again? Oh yeah, Trump has his "War hat" on. Not to be confused with his "Rally MAGA Hat"
1
MakalakaPeakaMar 25, 2026
+1
Why, did they fire the person would draw things in crayon?
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u2shnnMar 25, 2026
+1
Come on ya'll, no one with the Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny cartoon opening before the video?
Maybe trump thinks he's that racal-ly wabbit outwitting hunter Elmer Fudd?
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joe_dirty365Mar 25, 2026
+1
Person Woman Man Camera TV
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rufuckingkiddingMar 25, 2026
+1
It’s probably done by the guys that did Bovino’s ICE propaganda.
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TheElbowMar 25, 2026
+1
The leader of the most powerful military on earth needs a TikTok to digest a war he started…
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CustomerTall5247Mar 25, 2026
+1
He gets crayons too.
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wytewydowMar 25, 2026
+1
Like in 50 first dates?
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Fit_Smile1146Mar 25, 2026
+1
Banana Republic 🤦🏽♀️
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AOCMarryMeMar 25, 2026
+1
So they watch tic toc.
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lexbuckMar 25, 2026
+1
Let me guess it has Lee Greenwood “god bless the USA” playing in the background?
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illusion96Mar 25, 2026
+1
Leavitt said in a statement. “Anyone who has been present for conversations with President Trump knows he actively seeks and solicits the opinions of everyone in the room and expects full throated honesty from all of his top advisors.”
Full throated, eh?
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TripleJ80Mar 25, 2026
+1
I need to know what shitty divorced dad butt rock anthems these kick ass ‘merica briefings are set to. Or is it the freaking village people and Pavoratti?
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devereauxMar 25, 2026
+2
That was absolutely my first thought too -- "What kind of music are they playing over these montages?"
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TripleJ80Mar 25, 2026
+2
I’m assume eye of the tiger was used in the first week, so now tapping into Disturbed and Godsmack hits. I’d love it if a staffer snuck some Bad Bunny in there for kicks.
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Additional_Quiet2600Mar 25, 2026
+1
Just like his cabinet tells him he is the best ever, every single time
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GuitarGeezerMar 25, 2026
+1
Bruh, they just showin him the 80s montage in Team America: World Police. He can’t tell the difference.
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MiltthedogMar 25, 2026
+1
The idiot wears a branded baseball cap with a suit while working as the POTUS? What an embarassment.
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RespectTheTreeMar 25, 2026
+1
Christ, he's already losing the ability to read. 25th amendment, please.
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Comfortable_Chain211Mar 25, 2026
+1
He also prefers books with pictures.
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AcanthisittaNo6653Mar 25, 2026
+1
Does he wear his stupid hat when he watches or do they give him an Army helmet to wear?
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bengermanjMar 25, 2026
+1
Cause he can't read
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midnitewarriorMar 25, 2026
+1
Trump - The TikTok President
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Sst1154Mar 25, 2026
+1
Cartoon president
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ntwild97Mar 25, 2026
+1
With a bunch of footage of him inserted to keep his attention
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captaincanada84Mar 25, 2026
+1
>"They said the videos are also driving Trump’s increasing frustration with news coverage of the war. Trump has pointed to the success depicted in the daily videos to privately question why his administration can’t better influence the public narrative, asking aides why the news media doesn’t emphasize what he’s seeing, one of the current U.S. officials and the former U.S. official said."
Get this dementia patient out of office. All he's being shown are videos of shit blowing up. As far as he knows, the war is going awesome because all he sees is shit blowing up. When the media talks about what is actually happening, his dementia brain cannot handle it because it's not the truth he's being fed.
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indyh1776Mar 25, 2026
+1
Believe it or not. Not Americas first illiterate president. Also not the only president in the Epstein files.
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Tony_ChuMar 25, 2026
+1
You can just jingle some keys at him and give him a participation trophy to do pretty much whatever you want.
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ctguy54Mar 25, 2026
+1
Big pictures, no words over 2 syllables, not longer than 3 minutes.
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LoveLaughterPizzaMar 25, 2026
+1
This is not what a normal president does. *sigh*
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BaconISgoodSOGOODMar 25, 2026
+1
All while YMCA blares in the background, no doubt.
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sleepymeowth052Mar 25, 2026
+1
It's just the "america f*** yeah" bit from team america
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8bitmoralsMar 25, 2026
+1
Did they play him the Iran Lego Videos and animations?
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sageguitar70Mar 25, 2026
+1
It's probably a cartoon
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Sea_Comedian_3941Mar 26, 2026
+1
You meant excursion.
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flux_of_grey_kittensMar 26, 2026
+1
This pedophile only reads a teleprompter and always loses interest and goes on rants. His best friend admitted that Trump’s “functionally illiterate”.
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Original_Mango9316Mar 26, 2026
+1
Hilarious lmao. Probably some cartoons, lots of good news, the very best news!
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