This is hilarious. His attention span can only withstand watching short clips or “stuff blowing up”.
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Silo-JoeMar 25, 2026
+42
And then when he wants to adjust the plan, he draws on the TV screen with a Sharpie marker.
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imanchatsMar 25, 2026
+17
Child play. That’s all he can do.
17
Voodoo_MastaMar 25, 2026
+5
It’s basically what happened with his father but now the stakes are life and death and global consequences.
5
ViperliteMar 25, 2026
+12
Naptime takes precedence over more detailed war briefings.
12
mentaljobbymonsterMar 25, 2026
+5
Same for me
5
SarrdonicusMar 25, 2026
+1
What color are you?
1
MourningRIFMar 25, 2026
+12
I can already see the South Park parody of this in my head.... The music and theatrics in the videos there to keep his attention.
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underpants-gnomeMar 25, 2026
+7
They should cast trump's war reel with some maga actors for bigger dramatic impact. Kevin Sorbo can dive onto a drone and force it into the ground to protect an oil tanker. Admiral Jon Voight can stand around the aircraft carrier bridge set, snapping off orders.
7
jimmygee2Mar 25, 2026
+6
Like a 2 year old.
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Stereo_Jungle_ChildMar 25, 2026
+3
I guess his briefing team were tired of acting out Trump's daily intel briefing with finger puppets.
3
teflonPrawnMar 25, 2026
+4
Dudes brain is mashed potatoes. Realistically, they could send in an aide to dangle some keys but nobody can stand the smell.
4
Mister_SchmeeMar 25, 2026
+2
Literally, my 3-year-old toddler's favorite thing to watch is tower demolition videos on YouTube. Our president is a f****** child
2
thewolfsheadMar 25, 2026
+1
Probably just showing him Michael Bay movies.
1
Phase3InvestorMar 25, 2026
+1
Trump CANNOT make a deal even if he wanted, not one Iranians would remotely accept
While reading about how Trump wants to make a deal and is supposedly in negotiations with some anonymous but really important person in Iran, lets remember two points:
1- Any deal acceptable to Iranians will require some lifting of sanctions at bare minimum
2- By law, US Presidents CANNOT unilaterally lift sanctions imposed by Congress.
Remember folks, according to the US Constitution while US Presidents are in charge of diplomatic relations with other nations, ONLY Congress is in charge of economic relations with other nations:
Article I, Section 8 of the US Constitution explicitly grants Congress the power to "regulate commerce with foreign nations"
So ONLY Congress can lift sanctions on Iran (even ask gpt). And Congress is bought & paid for by Israel which is opposed to Iran
https://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/199645-gop-lawmaker-rejects-friedmans-bought-and-paid-for-assertion-on-netanyahu/
AIPAC pushed heavily for primary and secondary sanctions in Congress starting in mid-1990s when Iran first tried to make a deal with the US:
https://time.com/archive/6727086/down-goes-the-deal/
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/26/world/middleeast/kerry-reminds-congress-netanyahu-advised-us-to-invade-iraq.html
https://www.wrmea.org/1998-march/trade-and-finance-administration-in-hot-seat-thanks-to-aipac-drafted-iran-libya-sanctions-act.html
There are different kinds of "sanctions" laws but the MAIN sanctions laws are economic sanctions laws imposed by Congress.
Congress authorizes Presidents to ENFORCE theses sanctions laws, not to lift them. These sanctions laws give the US President some leeway for example to suspend sanctions for 6 months at a time, but suspending sanctions is not the same as lifting them - and having to do so every 6 months is probably not acceptable to Iran which would want a permanent lifting of sanctions instead to allow long term investments etc.
Legally, US sanctions on Iran cannot be lifted even if Iran totally gives up her nuclear program.
https://nationalinterest.org/feature/are-sanctions-fatwa-iran-6363
The legal preconditions to lifting sanctions are deliberately ridiculous because they're meant to be unliftable essentially
The continuation of Congressional sanctions under Obama was also why the JCPOA nuclear deal failed from the very start, before Trump was even elected and before he tore up the deal. (Obama and Kerry even tried to rally foreign banks to do business with Iran anyway but gave up since the banks were more concerned about OFAC rules.)
So no, the JCPOA nuclear deal was actually NOT "working" before Trump killed it contrary to widespread claims & despite Iran's verified compliance with it for more than a year even after Trump tore up. Trump's "withdrawal" did not kill the nuclear deal as it was never implemented by the US even under Obama thanks to continued Congressional sanctions, nor could it ever be implemented thanks to those sanctions:
"if the situation is not appreciably better soon, it will be impossible for the US and its partners to argue credibly that they are not in breach of the JCPOA."
THE IRAN NUCLEAR NEGOTIATIONS: ONE YEAR ON
Sir Richard Dalton
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/03068374.2016.1225896
The Iranians had already started complaining too, before Trump was elected and "withdrew" from the deal
https://www.politico.eu/article/top-iranian-official-says-us-and-eu-have-not-fulfilled-nuclear-deal-weapons-valiollah-seif/
See, the aim and purpose of US sanctions on Iran is not so much to constrain Iran which is already throroughly sanctioned; the piled-on sanctions laws are instead meant to pose as legal and political impediments to improved relations between the US and Iran (which Israel disapproves of). Thats also why we still have sanctions on Cuba decades after the death of Castro and Communism - because another Congressional ethnic group lobby opposes improved relations and want to block it:
Cuba Sanctions: Legislative Restrictions Limiting the Normalization of Relations
Source: EveryCRSReport.com https://share.google/vH4TgnGtSXTcM6djQ
The actual "threat" Iran poses to Israel is not that Iran will nukes Israel, rather it is that Iran and the US may start to get along, which means Iran can then pose as a check on Israeli regional ambitions. That is why Israel has for decades tried to instigate a US-Iran conflict and why Israel & AIPAC so vehemently opposed the JCPOA nuclear deal
https://jewishcurrents.org/aipac-refuses-to-learn-from-its-mistakes-on-iran
https://www.catholic.org/featured/headline.php?ID=5970
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-prodding-us-to-attack-iran/
https://www.amazon.com/Single-Roll-Dice-Obamas-Diplomacy/dp/0300169361
Netanyahu said that he was the only one who urged Trump to kill the Iran nuclear deal, boasting that he "stood up against the whole world" to make it happen
https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/why-netanyahu-really-wanted-trump-to-scuttle-the-iran-deal
Netanyahu also later expressed satisfaction that he finally convinced a US President aka Trump to attack Iran after 40 years of yearning
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/let-just-netanyahu-convinced-trump-202742557.html
Netanyahu and Congresx won't let Trump lift sanctions therefore no deal with Iran is possible. Trump cannot make a deal with Iran since at a minimum a deal will require permanent sanctions relief, which US Presidents cannot legally provide thanks to the influence of the Pro-Israeli lobby in Congress.
I'd welcome any contrary opinions
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this_dustMar 25, 2026
+1
I wonder if they just threw together a Michael Bay explosion super cut for the old geezer
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NarianosMar 25, 2026
+1
He’s got the object permanence of a toddler.
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ChiGuy6124Mar 25, 2026
+60
"Trump has been shown a highlight reel, approximately 2 minutes long but sometimes more, every day [since the bombing campaign began on February 28,](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iran-war-trump-peace-plan-b2945135.html) depicting U.S. Central Command striking Iranian equipment and military targets, [NBC News reports](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-gets-daily-video-montage-briefing-iran-war-rcna263912), citing U.S. officials."
"While the president also receives updates from top military and intelligence advisers, the highlight reel has prompted concern among officials and Trump’s allies that he is[ not receiving “a full scope” of information](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/trump-navy-middle-east-washington-capitol-hill-b2945050.html), according to NBC News."
"The video “doesn’t reflect the full scope of the conflict,” the current and former U.S. officials told the outlet, who added that Trump can’t be briefed on every strike given how many there are per day."
"One official gave the example of when five U.S. Air Force refueling planes were hit by Iranian missiles earlier this month at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, which Trump only learned about from media reports, according to NBC News."
"The president reportedly “reacted angrily” to news coverage of the incident, and called coverage of the strike misleading in a Truth Social post."
"The scenes Trump watches in the curated video are reportedly behind his frustration with news coverage of the war. The president has claimed that media outlets want the U.S. to “lose the War,” and has frequently lashed out at news organizations for scrutinizing the conflict."
"One of the U.S. officials said that while discussions about sensitive military operations are limited to a smaller group, Trump continues to solicit input broadly and encourages every participant to weigh in candidly. The official added that Trump frequently takes calls from a broad range of outside advisers, regularly hearing how they feel and getting their perspectives on public opinion."
"The Trump administration has reportedly offered Iran a 15-point plan to end the war for good, but Iran’s military said the countries were not in negotiations to end the conflict."
"It comes as the U.S. military is preparing to deploy at least 1,000 troops from the 82nd Airborne Division to the Middle East in the coming days, according to the *Associated Press."*
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“We can’t tell him every single thing that happens,” a current U.S. official said. The official noted that Trump’s briefings tend to draw better feedback from his aides when they focus on U.S. victories.
"Overall, the official said, the information Trump gets about the war tends to emphasize U.S. successes, with comparatively little detail about Iranian actions."
[https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-gets-daily-video-montage-briefing-iran-war-rcna263912](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-gets-daily-video-montage-briefing-iran-war-rcna263912)
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sthlmsoulMar 25, 2026
+64
This is consistent with prior reporting going back to Trump 1. His staff would feed him with news clippings from newsmax, Fox, Breitbart etc so that he would only see news he liked. Trump world is a massive echo chamber that has little grounding in reality.
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Smaynard6000Mar 25, 2026
+22
He had a staffer follow him around on the golf course with a portable printer. Her job was to print and show Trump favorable news coverage and people saying positive things about him on social media.
This country is a farce
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MadRaymerMar 25, 2026
+17
This is actually same trap dictators fall into. No one wants to give the mad king bad news due to how he might react, so they selectively filter reports to make sure he's only given positive ones.
For a historical example, there's the infamous *Downfall* scene of Hitler yelling in his bunker. It's become an internet meme of sorts, but the film's depiction is actually accurate based on witnesses. Hitler was not fully aware of how badly the war was going because he was intentionally not told negative war reports until there was absolutely no option left but to tell him.
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kakakakapopoMar 25, 2026
+3
And yet that evil b****** was still more with it and articulate...
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Fast_past3600Mar 25, 2026
+6
This is what is surmised about Putin as well. During COVID his world decreased in size to the point that he was only speaking with a small number of advisors. As the war in Ukraine raged, it became clear he did not have the full picture and prior to that, had not been given an objective analysis of the Ukraine approach. Makes you wonder who is feeding these people this information.
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sthlmsoulMar 25, 2026
+1
Sycophants.
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Skiinz19Mar 25, 2026
+33
We have department of war interns producing skibidi Italian brainrot ohio toilet rizz video reels because deer lieder can't judge a war any other way
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specqqMar 25, 2026
+5
He had his son Eric trained to fast forward through all the boring parts of his favorite movie Bloodsport.
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/an-oral-history-of-trumps-love-of-van-dammes-bloodsport
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HootbagMar 25, 2026
+2
Eric: "And they said I was untrainable!"
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seanwd11Mar 25, 2026
+2
'I like the blow up stuff but who is this Al-Sponge Bobbi guy in between? Is he the new guy in charge there now?'
'Well sir, it's complicated.'
'Put the Jews on this one. No more Sponge Bob in Iran.'
'Yes sir, he did say *'He'd do it again'* so that makes a lot of sense. If it wasn't for you we would all be dead now. You really are the best president of all time, even better than Washington and Lincoln. Thank you sir.'
2
PockydoMar 25, 2026
+12
>sometimes more
Ah so he still has lucid days that's good.
>Overall, the official said, the information Trump gets about the war tends to emphasize U.S. successes, with comparatively little detail about Iranian actions."
Jokes aside this is the ultimate weakness of pathetic men like pedo don. He refuses to acknowledge anything negative because it hurts his fragile ego
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solonoctusMar 25, 2026
+32
“He’s not getting the full picture” is softballing in the same way Germans thought “hitler must not know about this”
He started this war, lack of curiosity to achieve a full picture is squarely upon himself. Stop excusing him.
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No_Stand8812Mar 25, 2026
+6
Good tsar, bad boyars. Those who know…
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CyanopicacookiMar 25, 2026
+28
Trump's brain does not have the capacity for the full picture. At best he gets edited highlights, more often Cliff notes, mainly though, "A kiddies guide to f****** up the world" is the text for the briefing.
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TrainingHour6634Mar 25, 2026
+3
Everything you said was true in his first term.
He's now 8 years older and the dementia is much more advanced.
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mistere213Mar 25, 2026
+2
The guy's probably been getting exclusively pictures. You know he can't be bothered/able to read detailed reports.
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kakakakapopoMar 25, 2026
+1
Biff & Chip Invade Iran
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wishbeaunashMar 25, 2026
+13
It seems increasingly apparent that the leadership responsible for this war literally don't understand what war is, and think if they just kill enough people, a victory message will pop up like a Call of Duty game.
Things like objectives or strategy are seen as woke affectations, if they're even aware of them at all.
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GreenXeroMar 25, 2026
+6
Funny thing about comparing it to Call of Duty, is that dipshits in the game think killing a lot wins. There are objectives in the game and I constantly see people mad that they lost because they killed a lot, but did nothing to complete the objectives.
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projecto15Mar 25, 2026
+11
They just treat him like a toddler, don't they? Something like Teletubbies would be even better TV for him
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Curious-Path4549Mar 25, 2026
+2
he doesn't really possess the brains for any of this-and is not willing to try to learn
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CrustyTh3PunkMar 25, 2026
+8
“Mr. President, every BIG BOOM you see is us doing it while winning.”
*Trump giggles and kicks his feet*
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xxbiohazrdxxMar 25, 2026
+4
It's the real life Gorilla Channel
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icebergslim3000Mar 25, 2026
+2
He's not intelligent enough for a full briefing
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Fit-Significance-436Mar 25, 2026
+5
He like boomy pictures show
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1776cookiesMar 25, 2026
+5
God, Weekend at Bernies vibe
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PatriotNews_dot_comMar 25, 2026
+4
he’s getting the “america, f*** yeh” version of current events, filled with fireworks, american flag and eagle animations
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TheHipsterBanditMar 25, 2026
+3
Classic Dementia Donny behavior.
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teamdiabetes11Mar 25, 2026
+3
Trump probably loves Michael Bay films
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SwvellyBentsMar 25, 2026
+3
Yeah but who is the real puppet master then?
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NwcrayMar 25, 2026
+2
Stephen Miller.
Maybe, to some extent, Netanyahu. But mostly Stephen Miller.
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Smaynard6000Mar 25, 2026
+2
Also Russell Vought
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MasemJMar 25, 2026
+3
Remembering what happened with Stan Lee near his death, this feels like elder abuse
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loztriforceMar 25, 2026
+3
I think Trump thought Iran would be like Venezuela.
I wish we could know the true casualty numbers.
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AdHopeful3801Mar 25, 2026
+3
It's not like he would pay attention to or be able to comprehend a detailed briefing anyway.
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TheWalkinFroodMar 25, 2026
+3
Sure he's getting the full picture, he sure as f*** isn't getting a briefing with words in it.
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BasicPerson23Mar 25, 2026
+2
You could show him the real stuff but he still wouldn’t “get it”. He only sees what he wants to see.
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EnglishToolTimeMar 25, 2026
+2
They are probably trying to bribe them with American tax payer money or Venezuelan oil.
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unicorn_dumpsMar 25, 2026
+2
Like it would matter if he was?!?!
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Guerrilla28erMar 25, 2026
+2
Call them what they are, *snuff films*. He's moved way past golden showers.
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ckglle3lleMar 25, 2026
+2
President iPad Baby
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TheLostcauseMar 25, 2026
+2
He fires everyone but the yes men then is shocked people are only telling him what he wants to hear?
Just remember America, every dollar you spend on nonessentials is a dollar enabling Trump. We can't give him all the credit.
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Tiny_TabaxiMar 25, 2026
+2
So the president started a war for his own snuff films /s (but I mean...)
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Smooth_Read_3495Mar 25, 2026
+2
He's NEVER wanted the full briefing, we've known this from first term.
If it want perfectly clear, that all of his people just feed him things to keep his ego happy, and make him think he's some divine princeling, your not paying attention.
This man operates on ONE mode, and it's take everything, except blame or accountability...and all the sycophants do is feed that, and protect him, like some bloated insect in the dark recesses of a mutant insect hive.
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KapnKrumpinMar 25, 2026
+2
The 'Stuff Blowing Up' channel sounds straight out of Idiocracy.
2
birdpixMar 25, 2026
+1
Yes. Yes, it does indeed.
All hail the new President Mt Dew Comacho.. smdh.
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joe_dirty365Mar 25, 2026
+2
100% guarantee you its so much worse than they let on.
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gergekMar 25, 2026
+2
He is incapable of comprehending the full picture.
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CallmemabryartistryMar 25, 2026
+2
even if he was given everything, in bold vibrant crayon he’d still not be able to comprehend
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BrownWrinklesMar 25, 2026
+2
Not shocking, really. He's never had an attention span greater than a toddler with diarrhea.
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howardzen12Mar 25, 2026
+2
His brain is dead.
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VividLifeTodayMar 25, 2026
+2
Eyes are close, butt is leaking, etc.
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DrusgarMar 25, 2026
+1
Remember, this is a man who likes professional wrestling. You've got to tailor those briefings to your audience.
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bowakMar 25, 2026
+1
I trust you aren't making assumptions about everyone who likes professional wrestling there?
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DrusgarMar 25, 2026
+1
Actually, I suppose I am. It's fine that you like professional wrestling, but you're probably not Presidential material.
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bowakMar 25, 2026
+1
I'm more suited than the Yank president - though that is effectively damning myself with faint praise I guess.
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AcanthisittaNo6653Mar 25, 2026
+1
Trump doesn't realize he's being re-programmed through the videos, just like in the Marines.
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Slippery-apeMar 25, 2026
+1
You know its blaring Team America as he watches it.
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Specialist-Mud4150Mar 25, 2026
+1
Great, the old man with the nuclear codes also has TikTok brain…
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Ya_Got_GOTMar 25, 2026
+1
It’s impossible for him to get the full picture of anything. He is a senile, delusional narcissist.
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roadsidefotoMar 25, 2026
+1
It's stuff like this that leads me to believe the whole Gorilla TV thing wasn't really a joke.
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Jaebird0388Mar 25, 2026
+1
With this administration’s liberal use of AI, I wonder how much of the footage is real or not.
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Niceguy955Mar 25, 2026
+1
He can't mentally comprehend the full picture. I wonder who's actually driving stuff around there. For example, that latest move of putting ICE goons at airports he supposedly got from someone at Fox. Same as other harebrained ideas. Someone is using him as a rubber stamp for burning down American democracy, and shifting more wealth to billionaires.
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PositionBeneficial12Mar 25, 2026
+1
Geez….I wonder who is driving stuff? It couldn’t possibly be the billionaires themselves….they would never do such a thing I’m sure /s
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ezagrebMar 25, 2026
+1
Given his judgment is this really the proper concern?
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isekai_cheeseMar 25, 2026
+1
surrounding yourself with loyal YES-men telling you everything you want to hear. only good news.
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AINonsenseMar 25, 2026
+1
He doesn’t have the interest or the attention span for anything like a ‘full picture.’
He looks at symbols in crayon, and videos of things going BANG.
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MindOk8618Mar 25, 2026
+1
They get lucky if he doesn't doze off the briefing.
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thethrill_707Mar 25, 2026
+1
It's been made pretty clear over the last 10 years that Trump does not ingest things written for him or said to him. Pretty pictures though? He inhales. Fox news segments with is name mentioned repeatedly? He's all over it.
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AccomplishedBrain309Mar 25, 2026
+1
Every day a 2 minute video of things blown up in the last 48 hours. So trump sees double whats really blown up ( and cant tell he already saw half of them the day before). And his Jewish son in law is in direct talks with Hegseth, and Witcoff and they all agree iran is losing. But havent called iran yet because they dont know how because they blew up the telephones. So they just say theyre talking. And Trump says theyre negotiating and winning and already won because theres no phones, or planes, or ships.
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cozycornerMar 25, 2026
+1
When I think nothing else could shock me
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Basicyeti837Mar 25, 2026
+1
Trump is neither emotionally nor intellectually intelligent enough to understand the scope and meaning of actual intelligence briefings.
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CasinoKnightZoneMar 25, 2026
+1
Ah yes, security briefing by Michael Bay....
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Fair-Doughnut3000Mar 25, 2026
+1
Sociopath
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fuckswitbeaversMar 25, 2026
+1
He doesnt read memos. He doesn’t read anything actually, people who even suggest it get fired. Total disgrace
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oldcreakerMar 25, 2026
+1
Would not be surprised if they're just editing clips of old war movies together for him to watch every day.
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ndolphinMar 25, 2026
+1
He doesn't want a full briefing. It literally puts him to sleep.
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AshendareiMar 25, 2026
+1
>"One of the U.S. officials said that while discussions about sensitive military operations are limited to a smaller group, Trump continues to solicit input broadly and encourages every participant to weigh in candidly. The official added that Trump frequently takes calls from a broad range of outside advisers, regularly hearing how they feel and getting their perspectives on public opinion."
Well *THAT's* a fuckin' lie.
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hackingdreamsMar 25, 2026
+1
It's ***widely*** known this man doesn't (can't?) read - this is how he gets all his news.
It's completely unsurprising this man can't run a war. He's about as fit for running a war as one of those people from Idiocracy who are glued to their monitors with a toilet built into their chair.
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Lost_Serve_7717Mar 25, 2026
+1
A spoiled brat criminal toddler is the head of the “free” world. SAD! (Cue Stewie meme...)
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Good4Noth1ngMar 25, 2026
+1
Because his administration bullshits him. His job is to go act a fool while his handlers do the dirty work in the background, while we are paying attention to him acting a fool.
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Martag02Mar 25, 2026
+1
Stuff go boom! Yay war!
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mvallas1073Mar 25, 2026
+1
The real question is, does anyone think showing him the truth would change his view/belief?
They’re giving him what he wants to believe. If they don’t, they’re fired and replaced with those who will give him what he wants to believe.
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Explaining2DoMar 25, 2026
+1
What if he has the full picture? Would he then make good decisions? Laughable.
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MentalDisintegrat1onMar 25, 2026
+1
He couldn't handle a picture if you drew it with crayons.
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Mr_Unproductive94Mar 25, 2026
+1
The tiktok reels brainrot president.
The sign here sir, you're doing gods work sir ass president.
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citizenjonesMar 25, 2026
+1
He wouldn't be able to appreciate any real indepth information.
He doesn't have the attention, cognitive ability or sense of care.
There no way forward when the only way he can look at a situation like Iran, is from the position of what their is to gain for himself.
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876050Mar 25, 2026
+1
He always receives pictures not texts, as was the case in his 1st term…..
Thanks for voting Republican!
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brokenmessiahMar 26, 2026
+1
We're spending millions to blow shit that is worth thousands.
That will never be a winning strategy and basically forces America to always be perpetually in a war like economy.
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GuitarGeezerMar 26, 2026
+1
Yeah, but his lack of mental capacity and the visible raging personality disorder even in his youth isn’t problematic? Look, enough with this “if the Czar only knew of my struggles he would fix it” stuff. Trump has gotten the finest briefings known to man. He can’t handle it. Im not saying idgits around him aren’t feeding him c*** or that it is good. But he sucked ass at the basic nuts and bolts of the job even with the higher quality first term advice.
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