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hitch44 May 12, 2026 +90

They’ll give him nothing, he’ll pretend like they’ve caved, manipulate the markets with a tariff or three, TACO, and move onto the next scam.

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humanwithathought May 12, 2026 +9

Trump had been played by China and Russia. The Americans are in a Mexican standoff with Iran on the strait of Hormuz. If only trump believed American intelligence rather than Russian and Israel , we would not be in a war over the claim. Iran has a nuclear bomb.

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bigredthesnorer May 12, 2026 +7

He'll get a parade and more fanasies about being a dictorator himself.

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texachusetts May 12, 2026 +2

Because of Trump the US is starting every negotiation with other countries at a deficit. Only Norway might be better off with the Trump oil / economic crisis.

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Lionheart51st May 12, 2026 +21

Why can the title not finish out like: “…and he was never seen again.”

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Zyeesi May 12, 2026 +10

Why'd China want him gone lol

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Lionheart51st May 12, 2026 +3

Majority of the US currently wants him gone.

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LA_Ramz May 12, 2026 +11

China doesnt though. He's dismantling the US all by himself

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Lionheart51st May 12, 2026 +2

I just want to be clear on this, I don’t care what China wants. My comment pertains to the vast majority of this country (US) wanting him gone from here. 😂 Guy could go to Narnia for all I care. Anywhere is better than him being here.

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curious__curiosity May 13, 2026 +2

Tell him narnia dosnt exist, and he's not allowed to go, and they have oil and lots of islands populated with children.. He'll find a way..

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Lionheart51st May 13, 2026 +1

“We have to invade and overtake Narnia. It’s a national security risk! We need it for our Teflon Dome.”

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imaginary_num6er May 12, 2026 +1

China already planned of Trump's tariffs back in 2016 /s

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Lumpy_Ad_457 May 12, 2026 +16

Can't wait for the sequel: 'Trump heads to China 2: The Search for More Tariffs

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Callabrantus May 12, 2026 +3

"Electric Pooh-galoo"

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Prestigious-Car-4877 May 12, 2026 +5

nap time with pooh

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div4ide May 12, 2026 +6

I’ve got $20 on “Shits Himself” 👍🏻

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Raspberries-Are-Evil May 12, 2026 +4

China has the US in its weakest position in last 50 years.

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JaVelin-X- May 12, 2026 +9

Xi gets 2 lunches today

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FredArtGetson May 12, 2026 +3

Keep him

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HundleyC09 May 12, 2026 +3

Xi is going to run circles around the napping president

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DimSumFan May 12, 2026 +3

He'll leave wearing a barrel.

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Rough_Common6857 May 12, 2026 +3

Trump is so easy to play.

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themaskedcanuck May 12, 2026 +6

Never wished for a plane crash before but fingers and toes are crossed.

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Responsible-Ad-1086 May 12, 2026 +1

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Odd-Chemistry777 May 12, 2026 +12

Canada let's a few Chinese EVs in to help their farmers, and these Americans never shut up about it. Even saw Slotkin the other day going on about how they just want to use them to take pictures of her state. Oh, China is going to own us now. What about what China does to Taiwan? Trump goes and now China and Xi are amazing. Let's talk about how the US can help China take Taiwan without our interference. This is why Americans aren't taken seriously. Its all fear mongering until they can get something out of it.

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FMKit May 12, 2026 +2

Just 2.5 more years. Just 2.5 more years.....

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Tesl May 12, 2026 +5

Until they elect the next maniac afterwards. There's no reason to expect the US will do any better next time.

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markelis May 12, 2026 +2

I hope Xi's translator understands Dementia. Maybe just put trump in a room with a robotic version of Xi while the adults actually get things done.

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Queltis6000 May 12, 2026 +2

High stakes and they send Trump? F****** YIKES.

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Melodic_Crow_3409 May 12, 2026 +3

He’s screwed. He has no more soft power.

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PanneKopp May 12, 2026 +2

He holds no trump cards; his usual bullying tactics against weaker parties will yield him nothing, while his war against Iran weakens the USA and makes Taiwan all the more vulnerable to falling victim to Xi.

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tiradium May 12, 2026 +4

Taiwan saw that and are slowly trying to get something instead of nothing out of this. China's takeover will not be violent or anything like that rather just a methodical and calculated "merger"

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Exciting-Emu-3324 May 12, 2026 +2

At this point the US is bullying Taiwan more than China is. At least China isn't racist against Taiwan and being an autonomous province of China may be better than whatever Taiwan has with US right now.

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tiradium May 12, 2026 +3

Precisely, US has shown that you cant really trust or rely on them if things go south. I am sure if Taiwan asked for helped US will ask for some really ridiculous things in return so they will be better of being part of China

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Ill-Understanding280 May 12, 2026 +1

I also see that happening

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phicks_law May 12, 2026 -2

The US arent the only country that has stakes in Taiwan being independent of China. Almost the entire free world does based on their chip manufacturing capability. Although the US has the largest military to support them their are a lot of other allies that wont just let Taiwan be overrun by China.

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abbzug May 12, 2026 +2

Best case scenario: We'll drop the tariffs if you say you're going to buy a bunch of stuff you actually won't buy or were planning to buy anyway. Worst case scenario: We'll help you with Taiwan if you help us with the Strait.

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teabaggins76 May 12, 2026 +1

So, the problem Dump creates everybody else pays for an then he begs/threatens others to fix it. Americans, you get what you deserve

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Mysterious-Prompt212 May 12, 2026 +1

Great. Tramp goes to the meeting holding all the uno cards.

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Prior_Industry May 12, 2026 +1

"How can XI slap..... tariffs on me...."

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dodgyrogy May 12, 2026 +1

If his pilot flew over Iran, he would be doing the world a favour...

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El_Tormentito May 12, 2026 +1

He's going to have his lunch eaten, like in every meeting.

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ThaddCorbett May 12, 2026 +1

I hope Xi leaves him waiting to be greeted at the airport for at least a week.

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Kurt805 May 12, 2026 +1

I'm glad we have our best negotiator on the job.

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BurrrritoBoy May 12, 2026 +1

I think Xi will be serving TACOs

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Otherwise-Sun2486 May 12, 2026 +1

meh, 😒 we all know this is pointless, all the wealth goes to the top with these deals

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Pantsickle May 12, 2026 +1

*dry steaks

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arvigeus May 12, 2026 +1

It would be a tremendous success if the meeting turns out to be a huge nothingburger. The alternative is Trump saying something stupid and triggering yet another tariff war.

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keep_it_irie May 12, 2026 -1

Whatever

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Mr_Dobalina71 May 12, 2026 +2

United States of Whatevwr.

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Trump heads to China today for high-stakes meeting with Xi

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