>March Madness has begun, Guillermo cools people down on Hollywood Blvd, Trump met with the Prime Minister of Japan and answered a question in an astonishing way, Israel launched a missile attack on the world’s largest natural gas reserve in Iran, the Defense Department just put in a request to fund this for 200 billion dollars, some of Trump’s Foxy Friends have begun to question the wisdom of getting into a potentially prolonged military conflict, one of Trump’s hand-picked intelligence guys, Joe Kent, resigned and contradicted him bigly, a newly unredacted email from Epstein’s attorney appears to disprove that Jeffrey Epstein was kicked out of Mar-a-Lago, Attorney General Pam Bondi has a lot of questions to answer after she tried to pull a fast one on the House Oversight Committee, and with 50,000 TSA officers working without pay there is a new pat-down system that will hopefully make the lines go much faster.
>> Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, okay?
1946 - Trump is born
1941 - Pearl Harbor Attacked
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kuhpunktMar 20, 2026
+15
Honest question: Does he even know when WW2 happened? Like if they asked him in an interview. Could he say the years?
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lovesdogsguyMar 20, 2026
+17
No, of course he doesn’t. Stupid president for stupid people.
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ComputerDecent463Mar 20, 2026
-36
Or, it was actually a funny joke.
Honest question: does Obama know when WW2 was? Because he groveled and apologized to Japan for our actions during his last international visit as President.
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kuhpunktMar 20, 2026
+14
>Or, it was actually a funny joke.
How is this supposed to be funny? The topic is f****** WAR with massive consequences. Who jokes about that when asked a f****** serious question?
>Honest question: does Obama know when WW2 was? Because he groveled and apologized to Japan for our actions during his last international visit as President.
Are you for real...
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ComputerDecent463Mar 20, 2026
-30
Are you? I’m pointing how ridiculous your assertion that he doesn’t know when WW2 happened was.
You are allowed to talk about the past. Do you call out any of the woke subreddits for talking about reparations in the US when there isn’t even a person alive who had a grandparent that was alive during slavery?
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bigsoftee84Mar 20, 2026
+6
The lengths that some of you folks go to justify and rationalize this silly stuff is kind of crazy. So, you think that some folks trying to get what they believe to be justice for historic wrongs is the same as the president making a terrible and tone deaf joke? Come on, buddy, you can’t actually be this silly.
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ComputerDecent463Mar 20, 2026
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The joke was hilarious.
You’re just mad because Kimmel couldn’t come up with something as funny.
Stop looking for things to complain about with Trump every day.
If you actually take a breath and relax you’ll see he’s an entertaining and productive guy. He gave up a business empire to do public service.
Try looking for the good in people instead of the bad.
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elixeterMar 20, 2026
+7
Wow, people like you actually exist.
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ComputerDecent463Mar 20, 2026
-2
Yes, there are people who actually enjoy life and don’t sit around sulking all the time, while simultaneously hating half the country for no reason.
Log off Reddit, go outside and you may bump into a few of them.
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bigsoftee84Mar 20, 2026
+6
If you’re enjoying life, why are you complaining on Reddit? Shouldn’t you be out enjoying life?
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bigsoftee84Mar 20, 2026
+2
I don’t even watch Kimmel, lmao. I only catch the highlights on Reddit because I enjoy how some of you folks will melt down over the silliest things and then come up the strangest rationalizations.
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kuhpunktMar 20, 2026
+8
> Are you? I’m pointing how ridiculous your assertion that he doesn’t know when WW2 happened was.
How is it ridiculous? He's dumb as a rock and has proven that countless times.
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ComputerDecent463Mar 20, 2026
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So why did Obama apologize, that’s the first question, and for the atomic bomb?
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bigsoftee84Mar 20, 2026
+8
You do realize that bringing up Obama apologizing for historic wrongs supports those ‘woke’ subreddits and not trump’s bad joke, don’t you? Did you really think this was a good rebuttal?
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kuhpunktMar 20, 2026
+10
Because you can still apologize on behalf of others. Just because you're not guilty yourself doesn't mean you can't pay respect and all that stuff.
Just like reparations could still be a thing. Just because the people from back then aren't alive anymore doesn't mean that this didn't have a lasting impact that could/should be rectified to this day.
So how was this a joke? When it comes to international politics involving your own partners?
When that one guy was deported and he had those tattoos and they were translated into allegedly meaning MS 13 and somebody put the M S 1 3 on the photo with Arial or whatever font it was and Trump legit thought that he had those letters tattooed on his hand... was that a joke too? Because I doubt that. He has the cognitive skills of a fart. So yeah... I'd be curious if he knew when WW2 actually happened.
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SuolaraMar 21, 2026
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In all fairness, depending on who you ask you could get a lot of different valid answers based on when their country got fully involved.
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kuhpunktMar 21, 2026
+2
That doesn't change when the war started and when it ended.
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SuolaraMar 21, 2026
-1
I mean, it does though.
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kuhpunktMar 21, 2026
+2
How does it change when the war happened?
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SuolaraMar 21, 2026
-1
Because it wasn't "a" war. It was a bunch of different global conflicts bundled together. If you're Chinese/Japanese, you'd probably say the war started in 1931 or 37. Most Europeans would probably say 1939. Americans would say 1939 or the "america f*** ya" answer of 1941. History is a matter of perspective.
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kuhpunktMar 21, 2026
+1
The second World War began in 1939 and ended in 1945.
History is not a matter of perspective - it's about facts.
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SuolaraMar 21, 2026
History is always a matter of perspective. Different countries teach different dates for the start of WW2. That is a fact. You have more in common with Trump than you think if you can't comprehend non-western perspectives.
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kuhpunktMar 21, 2026
+1
When was Hitler appointed Chancellor? 1933. Do different countries have a different perspective on that? Because you say that it's always a matter of perspecitive.
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-ClayburnMar 20, 2026
+2
It's a joke, and he means America because he sees no difference between himself and the country.
What should be more alarming is that we're clearly the bad guys in this scenario. Yes, we're Japan, allied with the Nazis to try and start World War III.
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greennurse61Mar 20, 2026
-24
The fake news media is so ridiculous now. He wasn’t even born yet but people still be blaming him.
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ICU81MI_-_HILARIOUSMar 20, 2026
+13
Your assertion is that "fake news media" used to not be ridiculous. How could fake news have been anything but ridiculous at any point?
Also, you don't even understand what is being discussed here; you think comments are blaming trump for Pearl Harbor? How?! What is even happening in your head to come to that conclusion?!
You are very lucky to be in your position, mentally speaking. A lot of us are having a hard time with the current world situation. It's be nice to have a little vacation from thinking, I am a little envious, though the terminal aspect isn't appealing.
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greennurse61Mar 20, 2026
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He wasn’t even born when Pearl Harbor happened. The media blaming him for Pearl Harbor is absolutely an utterly ridiculous. It is a lie. They need to stop pushing that fake news, and people like you need to stop blaming him for things that happened before he was born. That discredits all of his haters like me too. You were discrediting me with your lies.
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ChataboutgamesMar 20, 2026
+11
> The media blaming him for Pearl Harbor is absolutely an utterly ridiculous
What the f*** are you talking about? How is the media blaming him for Pearl Harbor?
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kuhpunktMar 20, 2026
+4
> The media blaming him for Pearl Harbor is absolutely an utterly ridiculous.
Show it.
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bigsoftee84Mar 20, 2026
+6
You’d think that you would at least read the entire headline before commenting.
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kuhpunktMar 20, 2026
+4
Who is blaming who for Pearl Harbor? Show me ONE report.
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kuhpunktMar 21, 2026
+1
Why don't you show me those reports?
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paxinfernumMar 20, 2026
+4
It wasn't a joke. He's senile and racist.
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k4kkul4pioMar 20, 2026
+7
I wish I could be surprised about Trump being an insulting ass but the man has two modes, spewing either lies or insults.. the only surprise was he didn't shart himself then and there for extra oomph like that one recent press interview of his.
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fothergillfuckupMar 20, 2026
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Or both?
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hlbhllMar 20, 2026
+1
If we are speaking about war jokes, the Japanese PM could have alluded to "Little Boy", apparently American Presidents like them...
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Soggy-Tiger-1751Mar 21, 2026
+1
This remake only really makes sense if he is referring to himself as a Nazi.
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Dependent-Avocado310Mar 21, 2026
+1
He then asked her, "Can we borrow a few of those wacky Kamikaze pilots for Iran?"
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thefledexguyMar 20, 2026
-4
Thank god for Jimmy Kimmel.
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modSysBrokenMar 21, 2026
I bet he supported all the PDFiles too.
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fothergillfuckupMar 20, 2026
+1
"Joke"? Wow.
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OneIShotMar 20, 2026
-2
So like is his show just a performative cable news channel show now, just with clapter?
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-ClayburnMar 20, 2026
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The thing about the Pearl Harbor joke is it's unfortunately true. We are the Japanese as World War III is breaking out. Israel are the Nazis. Still waiting to see who our Italy will be.
Republicans often make these comparisons that seem stupid on the surface but are accidentally correct because they're pointing out how we are the bad guys.
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BenTramerMar 20, 2026
-8
The f*** you mean, is he lying?? Cmon
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x6ftundxMar 20, 2026
-23
The Japanese chick's expression told you all you needed to know about whatever was coming from his mouth.
I love how everyone is trying to read more into it than was there.
Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiii FU Dolphin and Whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NativeMassholeMar 20, 2026
+5
>I love how everyone is trying to read more into it than was there.
This is the entire story of Trump speeches. People, including the news, treat them like a cryptogram that needs to be deciphered instead of the rambling stream of consciousness laden with insults, blatant lies, and vile imagery that they are.
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