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News & Current Events Mar 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM

Trump mocks British aircraft carriers in latest remarks

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Trump mocks British aircraft carriers in latest remarks
UK Defence Journal
Trump mocks British aircraft carriers in latest remarks
The US President has mocked the armed forces of a close ally once again, describing Britain's aircraft carriers as toys. This isn't satire.

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bendubberley_ Mar 26, 2026 +4724
> Trump said: “The British said ‘we’ll send our aircraft carriers’, which aren’t the best aircraft carriers by the way.” Kinda ironic coming from the man who said he was disappointed in us for not helping
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[deleted] Mar 26, 2026 +2946
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EconomicRegret2 Mar 26, 2026 +690
He's just a symptom. Once dead, someone else will pick up where Trump left off. This great work isn't stopping. And as usual, democrats won't be any better than a ratchet. Keeping the seat warm and safe until yet another republican takes it to continue building on the previous republican's work. Unless, average Americans get their shit together, unite in solidarity, organize and paralyze the country with a general strike until the elites fix the real underlying disease: e.g. excessive economic inequality, Big Money in politics and government, excessive consolidation of companies (i.e. oligopolies and cartels), etc.
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BenBobOmb Mar 26, 2026 +288
All true but we won‘t have to see his face anymore or hear his stupid way of talking. It‘s going to be a great day that should be a holiday in every country.
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LoopStricken Mar 26, 2026 +71
A great day, a beautiful day, big strong men with tears in their eyes...
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SoftlySpokenPromises Mar 26, 2026 +17
I'd say you were right if not for AI. There is no way MAGA politicians don't parade his likeness in every instance they can.
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Hidesuru Mar 27, 2026 +11
Oh God damnit it legitimately hadn't occurred to me yet that they'll do that but of f****** course they will. Ugh. Thank you for that.
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TheGisbon Mar 26, 2026 +6
What scares me is if they can find someone as charismatic and well spoken as Hitler was. His message was insane but it was well delivered and articulate. It can be so much worse than it is now and it's f****** awful at the moment
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bruceleeperry Mar 26, 2026 +6
He's a symptom but don't forget it's a *personality* cult too.
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John__Wick Mar 26, 2026 +97
True and not true. Trump has a dumb narcissistic charisma that nobody in the GOP can replicate. He ignited quiet bigotry that had been slowly dying since 2008. The only hope the GOP has of replicating that success is to put someone like Andrew Tate on the docket….shit they might actually do that…
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SamsonFox2 Mar 26, 2026 +25
I doubt that GOP base would let anyone part-African anywhere near leadership positions.
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Entegy Mar 26, 2026 +26
They vote for a Canadian-born Hispanic man just because he has an R next to his name, even when he runs to Mexico during deep freezes.
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OneToothMcGee Mar 26, 2026 +29
He’s the Cult of Personality for them. They’re already falling to infighting. Who is MAGA really gonna follow when he finally f****** croaks? Rubio? He’s basically a Mexican in their eyes. A Woman? Vivek Ramaswamy?
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edge2528 Mar 26, 2026 +29
Average Americans are too easily manipulated and and it's oast the point of no return now. They worship rich people and celebrities at their own expense. People can get elected by promising to make poor people richer... Which obviously never happens
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TwentyCharactersShor Mar 26, 2026 +19
Sadly, his toxic offspring will still exist.
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Party_Syrup_3035 Mar 26, 2026 +14
The US elected Trump for a reason. I don't think the issues really go away. It is emblematic of what the US really is.
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Dry_Ass_P-word Mar 26, 2026 +566
There’s literally no bottom. USA could accidentally sink one of your ships (we seem to be having quite a bit of friendly fire at the moment) that came to bail his ass out and he would make jokes about it before it was finished sinking. And then mock the widows at the funeral.
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Cookie_Eater108 Mar 26, 2026 +140
It's bad that I can not only see this happening but can imagine the tweet being something like "Proud retribution for war of independence,sank more British ships than any other US president since George Washington"
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Dry_Ass_P-word Mar 26, 2026 +19
Yep. Sadly whatever awful comment I could guess at, he’ll do worse.
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BocoVWenthusiast Mar 27, 2026 +7
“These things happen with war”
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drivelhead Mar 27, 2026 +21
>There’s literally no bottom. Is that why he keeps shitting himself?
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the-gadabout Mar 27, 2026 +4
Americans have always suffered from blue on blue. It was a problem in Afghan and Iraq, and if anything, they’ve probably got worse.
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GhoastTypist Mar 26, 2026 +114
Thats who is he, Canada didn't help in Afghanistan according to him. We helped, even when Canadians was extremely against helping in that part of the world. We still did that and we lost more than we should have as well.
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nzerinto Mar 26, 2026 +56
The Canadians, like Pepperidge Farm, remember [Tarnak Farm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarnak_Farm_incident)….
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BlueFalcon89 Mar 26, 2026 +144
Isn’t our flagship carrier laid up in a Greek port due to plumbing issues and fires?
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Oh_ffs_seriously Mar 26, 2026 +114
It's the only aircraft carrier built during Trump's reign, and one that turned out to be a shitshow. Go figure.
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Frothar Mar 26, 2026 +77
The building was before Trump's time. The issue is Trump's over deployment of the Ford leading to the sailors sabotaging the plumbing so they could go home
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WavingWookiee Mar 26, 2026 +23
The plumbing has always been an issue because it uses a commercial vacuum system that works great for cruise ships, not so much for military deployments. Apparently the fire was sabotage though from what I've read
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VanbyRiveronbucket Mar 27, 2026 +25
They pulled t-shirts out of the plumbing…. the sailors were way overdue to return home.
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donkeyrocket Mar 26, 2026 +7
Yeah but the implication
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Lord0fHats Mar 26, 2026 +487
He's just jealous Brit carriers have a ski slope.
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Ok-Blackberry-3534 Mar 26, 2026 +504
They don't have the sewage smell or the spontaneous combustion feature of the latest US carrier though.
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Defiant-Peace-493 Mar 26, 2026 +13
Huh, I hadn't realized that the Ford was pretty much brand-new (as ships go). Formally commissioned in July 2017.
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NightchadeBackAgain Mar 26, 2026 +121
The US sailors wanted to not be there so badly they set their own ship aflame. So more the crew than the ship itself being faulty. The ship itself is actually very impressive, from an engineering perspective.
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modka Mar 26, 2026 +87
But doesn’t it have magnetic catapults? World-renowned aircraft catapult expert Donald Trump says those suck, should stick to steam.
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BaitmasterG Mar 26, 2026 +134
The problem with magnets is, nobody knows how they work And they're always wet at sea so they don't work anyway
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sploittastic Mar 26, 2026 +41
magnets, how do they work?
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cemtexx Mar 26, 2026 +20
What are magnets?
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don-again Mar 26, 2026 +17
[magnets properly explained.](https://youtu.be/b_BZ1KgVOQ0?si=7Fc2kQwgpTRS6e_i)
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cemtexx Mar 26, 2026 +12
Very niiice.
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Flynn_lives Mar 26, 2026 +37
Do the fronts fall off?
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mountearl Mar 26, 2026 +34
Almost never. Million to one chance
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boraam Mar 26, 2026 +27
So what happened?
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wew_lad123 Mar 26, 2026 +28
Well a wave hit it.
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boraam Mar 26, 2026 +21
Is that unusual?
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Spaceinpigs Mar 26, 2026 +34
At sea? Chance in a million!
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crashtestpilot Mar 26, 2026 +13
Tow it outside the environment.
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Extension-Badger3144 Mar 26, 2026 +23
They also don’t smell of racism like the US ones.
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cptstubing16 Mar 26, 2026 +12
Should also have a spoiler at the back, just for symmetry.
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niz_loc Mar 26, 2026 +7
I picture the Brits doing sick 720s off of that thing between fight ops.
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Muddlesthrough Mar 26, 2026 +12
And functional heads
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yabn5 Mar 26, 2026 +132
It’s just true to who he is. Trump is through and through a bully.
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Puzzled-One-1759 Mar 26, 2026 +105
Not just a bully. An idiot.
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HanlonsRazor_ Mar 26, 2026 +82
> Not just a bully. An idiot. And a pedophile.
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chimpdoctor Mar 26, 2026 +14
I feel like that should be the first term used to brand him. We need Aldo Raine and his crew to make a mark.
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Viperlite Mar 26, 2026 +10
A real Biff Tannen.
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TheUpperHand Mar 26, 2026 +21
Our aircraft carrier left port without a poop knife and now it’s out of commission for 2 years.
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unl1988 Mar 26, 2026 +36
While the sailors on the Ford are swimming in poo water . . . .
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Grow_away_420 Mar 26, 2026 +55
Does the British one have working shitters?
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newtoallofthis2 Mar 26, 2026 +28
Yes, also has a working laundry.
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chimpdoctor Mar 26, 2026 +43
We call them lavatories dear.
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stinkfingerswitch Mar 26, 2026 +27
Head
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beershere Mar 26, 2026 +7
Oh here I thought the bog was the common vernacular.
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TheCockKnight Mar 26, 2026 +46
Also ironic since we (US) just had an aircraft carrier with clogged sewage burst into flames and return to port
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lookieherehere Mar 26, 2026 +8
What an embarrassment he is
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GuaranteeOdd3384 Mar 26, 2026 +11
Well we saw what happened to the best aircraft carrier. It’s scuttled back to Crete for, uh, repairs. So it doesn’t really matter anyway.
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FuzzyFrogFish Mar 26, 2026 +5
He sounds like a scorned teenage girl
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Moeen_Ali Mar 26, 2026 +815
Proper 'I didn't want to sleep with her anyway because she is ugly and a slag' vibes from Donald 'fat wotsit c***' Trump.
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AIFocusedAcc Mar 27, 2026 +29
Funniest thing is Americans won’t even know what a wotsit is.
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scarab1001 Mar 26, 2026 +880
OK Donnie. Can you stop begging NATO to join your illegal war now?
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Gentle_Snail Mar 26, 2026 +256
He’s attacking Starmer so constantly because when he said Trump has no plan or legal basis for the war, it hit a little too close to home.
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TachiH Mar 26, 2026 +74
His other issue with Starmer is if he gets beaten in the next election it will be by Trumps friend Farage. Who will absolutely sell the UK to Trump.
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CraicHunter Mar 26, 2026 +29
The next UK election isn’t scheduled until after trump leaves office.
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hippogriff55 Mar 26, 2026 +31
'is expected to'
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DTH2001 Mar 27, 2026 +21
The only ways Trump will leave the White House are in handcuffs or a coffin
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Expert_Fisherman_470 Mar 26, 2026 +376
When was the last time he said something sensible **😅** 
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thegrimranger Mar 26, 2026 +291
When he was running for president the first time and said something along the lines of him being able to shoot somebody on 5th ave and he’d get away with it. It’s the only truth he’s spoken that I can recall.
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SweeterThanYoohoo Mar 26, 2026 +85
He also said he loves the poorly educated. Now, I don't think that man has any inkling of what love is really, but I do trust that whatever love means to a deranged pedo a******, he feels that for his idiot supporters.
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dsdvbguutres Mar 26, 2026 +27
"And then he (Elon) journeyed to Pennsylvania, where he spent like a month and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania, And he’s a popular guy. And he was very effective. And he knows those computers better than anybody. “All those computers, Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. So it was pretty good. It’s pretty good.”
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luffy_mib Mar 26, 2026 +11
Trump said smart people don't like him, which is so true because those who voted for him are idiots. Trump also said: "We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time" which in hindsight, he's talking about ICE and MAGA.
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Mubadger Mar 26, 2026 +14
He once said that smart people don't like him.
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ok_alsodot11 Mar 26, 2026 +929
This idiot slags the UK off every single day now. It's a shame we're so deeply entwined with the US in so many ways, because I'd very much like them to f*** off and never have to hear their petty whining bullshit again.
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cennep44 Mar 26, 2026 +300
He has been talking about us more disparagingly than the Russians have over the last few months. The only thing left is for him to threaten to nuke us I guess. After the threats to annex Canada and Greenland, who could rule it out?
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No_Gur1113 Mar 26, 2026 +149
Shhhhh. Canada prefers it when Pedo Pumpkinhead forgets we exist. (Any Crash Test Dummies fans in the room?) We were the first country on his hit list right off the bat in January 2025. He circles back around and takes another swing or two whenever someone is mean to him and he needs to validate himself so he can feel big and strong again. How dare we have natural resources that he doesn’t want to pay for? How dare we prioritize our food security and not allow a country 10x bigger than ours to dump their excess supply, that is heavily subsidized by the US government on us? How dare we not destroy local farmers and become more dependent on the US? The very gall of us, existing quietly up here in our igloos, not letting Donald Trump take whatever he wants from us. We’re actually overdue for some disrespect and threats to our sovereignty. Maybe the Trump-Epstein files and Iran will keep him distracted. Thanks for giving us and Greenland a break, UK!
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Sun_rays_crown Mar 26, 2026 +22
Pedo Pumpkinhead. Nice
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Maeran Mar 26, 2026 +19
Well, Russia fantasises about nuking us about once a week. Trump never criticises Russia with anything more than token comments. And he repeats Russian talking points.   So yeah, we can expect nuke threats from the "leader of the free world."
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plastic_alloys Mar 26, 2026 +40
It’s not even him who’s the main problem for us, American venture capital is an absolute vampiric cancer for the UK. When they’re not asset-stripping and closing businesses, they’re ramping up prices or making the products they’ve ’invested’ in worse.
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Chimp3h Mar 26, 2026 +11
They can f*** off, Then keep f****** off. F*** off until they come up to a gate with a sign saying “You Cannot F*** Off Past Here”. Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream and keep f****** off forever.
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-Top-Service- Mar 26, 2026 +8
The book Vassal State is pretty despairing, when you look how far the US has leeched in to UK business and assets. Much worse than other similar sized countries in the EU. The UK actually has an arrangement that makes UK companies c**** for foreign capital to buy out, to encourage foreign investment, literally they get our assets at bargain prices. We need to end the delinquent relationship asap.
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OddDot724 Mar 26, 2026 +32
Try being canadian
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InACoolDryPlace Mar 26, 2026 +22
Yeah I hear from a dual-citizen that being in the UK is like a break from Trump. We're pretty much in the same media sphere as the US and it's 24/7 Trump show.
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bostonian277 Mar 26, 2026 +7
As an American it’s both inescapable and toxic to mental health. But as the president of CBS famously said, “Trump may be bad for America, but he’s great for CBS.” They love the ratings he brings, it’s madness.
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SuckMyRhubarb Mar 26, 2026 +104
Yet another shitty comment about the UK armed forces from the man who 2 mins ago was begging us to join his suicide mission.
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Choice_Ad4972 Mar 27, 2026 +15
And still Farage is scuttling around, sucking up to him, spineless little c*** blister that he is.
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Some-Ad-3938 Mar 26, 2026 +77
At least the toilets flush on ours.
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decompiled-essence Mar 26, 2026 +12
Yeah, he needs to return his carrier to the toilet store.
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MoleWhackSupreme Mar 26, 2026 +137
Ok,don’t care. Have fun with your ground invasion!
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bt2513 Mar 26, 2026 +22
Anyone who’s ever worked retail at a chain knows that when the sister store calls at the other mall to ask for help for the weekend, you don’t send your two best employees.
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Capital-Control308 Mar 26, 2026 +88
British crews don’t set their ships on fire because they have been out at sea for 13 months and have sewage backing up into their living quarters
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cozmicyeti Mar 26, 2026 +6
Hip hip
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sac666 Mar 26, 2026 +103
Best part about British aircraft carriers is that they don't follow orders from a senile nutcase
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[deleted] Mar 26, 2026 +492
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Remarkable_Ad9193 Mar 26, 2026 +104
HMS Queen Elizabeth is so great and reliable that it does not even need any frigates or destroyers to keep it safe!
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the_splonge Mar 26, 2026 +62
To be fair mate when we’ve spent so much, best to keep it in port, don’t want it getting damaged
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trakrad99 Mar 26, 2026 +31
I’ve never been so sick of someone in my life. This dumb mother f***** swindled his way into being president of the United States Stares twice. Everyday we not only have to suffer from his stupidity, but listen to his incoherent kindergarten babble on every news channel. I really can’t take much more of him. It’s unbelievable that we don’t have safeguards in place to remove a fool like this if he becomes dangerous to the country or world.
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sachiprecious Mar 26, 2026 +9
You know what's scary? There *are* safeguards in place. And they failed.
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huangcjz Mar 26, 2026 +6
There is the Twenty-Fifth Amendment - but no-one who has the ability to exercise it is willing to do so.
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WavingWookiee Mar 26, 2026 +7
Even if Vance wanted to, Bessent and Lutnick wouldn't vote for it, same goes for Hegseth unless he realises Trump is going to push him under the bus for the Iran war stupidity. The only real way is if some republican senators get a backbone and impeach and convict him
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thesporter42 Mar 27, 2026 +33
What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the current conflict in Iran? >!Trump had a plan for getting out of the Vietnam War. !<
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eskay233 Mar 26, 2026 +97
The US was so cool to me when I was a kid. Now you can't even holiday there without risk of being hovered up by the corrupt leaders private army. Damn that mask slipped fast.
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merryman1 Mar 26, 2026 +23
Interviewed for a couple of jobs in the US over the last month and such a sad realization that its a genuine and important question to ask if I should wipe my social media before coming if they do offer me a role, just in case I'm seen as too anti-Trump and denied entry at the border. I was in China a couple of years ago and I honestly feel more concerned about how I should present myself as a foreigner in the country in the US now than I did over there back then.
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lightgrip Mar 26, 2026 +27
Such an arsehole.
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Latter-Corner8977 Mar 26, 2026 +292
He’s so pathetic. Anyone who isn’t doing exactly what he wants is bad or useless.  Acts and sounds like a spoiled f****** toddler.  If I were an American I’d be embarrassed and ashamed. Except Americans voted him in twice so likely lack the intellectual and emotional capacity to feel embarrassment or shame.
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Complex-Source-7224 Mar 26, 2026 +37
I am embarrassed! And it's expensive out here too.
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GigaBomb84 Mar 26, 2026 +14
He's also a f****** liar (no surprise there) because the UK never offered to send a carrier to the middle east. We have RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus, so there is no need.
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suffywuffy Mar 26, 2026 +6
Yeah, one of the 2 carriers was just put on 5 days notice to be ready to sail or something along those lines. A carrier is far less vulnerable to a ballistic missile than a stationary airbase so it’s purely posturing and telling Iran not to be dumb enough to begin seriously targeting Akrotiri and force us to actively intervene… because we don’t want to, but will be in a position to even if they put that base out of action for a long time. God just typing this message makes this whole mess even dumber. Has there ever been a more poorly thought out and needless war in the last 40 years than what we are seeing here? It’s incredibly rushed, but wasn’t so rushed to make use of the protests and people willing to fight and die in the country. Now a lot of those people who the US are bombing Iran for are dead or in prison. And a lot more just aren’t even in the country… Trump was so insane it was kind of funny for a few months, even as tariffs were being slapped about left right and centre, I couldn’t help but laugh at the madness of it and the people supporting it… now it’s just exhausting and we’re not even a third of the way through this mess.
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Demi_the_Kid Mar 26, 2026 +42
Tbf half of the Americans voted him in. I as someone who didn't vote for this jackass is sickened by him. He is an absolute embarrassment to the US and everyone who sick rides him is too shameless or stupid to even comprehend how horrible he is.
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InACoolDryPlace Mar 26, 2026 +33
Half of the voting population at least, and a subset of them are checked out and vote by cultural affiliation.
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Jubjub0527 Mar 26, 2026 +15
And there's a BUNCH of shit that should be looked into about tampering with votes and interfering with the election itself but of course we don't want ot sound like the election deniers so badly that we don't look into it even when he twice admits on TV that he rigged the election. It makes sense. This whole time we've been saying IF he gets elected he will do this. His obsession with 2020 isnt' about refusing to accept he lost. His accusations are ALWAYS confessions. So why again aren't we paying attention when he's OBSESSED with the 2020 election and wants to look at how he lost. Him being so sure he actually won that election makes more sense when you accept that he's been tampering with the elections and fully expected to snag that one too.
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No_Gur1113 Mar 26, 2026 +12
That’s what I said when the whole election interference and presidency being stolen from him came about. Why do they keep insisting Dems cheated? Because they knew that they themselves had cheated. They just didn’t account for Dems actually showing up at the polls to vote him out and they didn’t cheat by enough. Every accusation is a confession with this pile of orange diarrhea.
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NotOneWoodpeckerBut2 Mar 26, 2026 +21
No one cares anymore. I have more interesting farts.
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Lopsided-Affect-9649 Mar 26, 2026 +98
OK, whatever. When is the US Navy going to start escorting tankers through the Straights? Because right now the only tankers that get through are ones that Iran allows, and that looks pretty much like a humiliating military defeat.
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kentsumi Mar 26, 2026 +22
2 weeks, right after the TrumpEpstein Files are released, health care plan to follow.
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Darkone539 Mar 26, 2026 +4
>and that looks pretty much like a humiliating military defeat. Because it is one. Iran is going to toll every ship from now on unless America actually wins, too.
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qweezy_uk Mar 26, 2026 +17
America won't survive the damage Trump is doing. Good luck!
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jcrestor Mar 26, 2026 +34
"Also please help us out of this miserable war I lead us in. But f*** you, you worthless piece of shit. Can you help us now?" And so on.
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Mysterious-Buffalo43 Mar 26, 2026 +35
Well, at least we arrest our pedophiles..
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weHaveThoughts Mar 26, 2026 +10
Thank you for the UK doing their part. Can you arrest them when they visit your soil? Send an invite to him to visit.
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chimpdoctor Mar 26, 2026 +62
Well done America. You did a great job electing this moron.
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Ravenblade727 Mar 26, 2026 +14
If ever there was a choice to be made in the hearts of the British public as to whether we were going to lean into the EU or the US, Trump has surely ended any difficulty around it.
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BackItUpWithLinks Mar 26, 2026 +16
> Downing Street has rejected claims that the UK offered to deploy aircraft carriers to the region. Ahh, so he asked, they rejected him, and because he’s an infant he had to lie about it and them.
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Aggravating-Menu466 Mar 26, 2026 +15
Former Royal Navy officer here. Those ships may not be as big as USN ones but they were designed from build to embark a USMC F35 Sqn, with all supporting stores, IT and support. By dissing these ships, the angry toxic wotsit is forgetting the USMC need these ships as an alternativr to their own hulls...
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ScoobiusMaximus Mar 26, 2026 +13
This moron is literally begging for help from and insulting the same group of people. How the f*** did he get so brain damaged?
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Phantom30 Mar 26, 2026 +11
We need to close down his golf course in Scotland which was built on an area of special scientific significance. That will really get his attention.  The one where he broke all the promises which he made to be allowed to build it. 
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Front_Promise_5991 Mar 26, 2026 +11
Toys, but have no problems with the shitters! Check mate
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Endscrypt Mar 26, 2026 +11
And he wonders why no one will help him.
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Simpicity Mar 26, 2026 +11
Well it's no USS Flaming Shit... But it gets the job done.
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Bigbird_Elephant Mar 26, 2026 +10
We have a mentally ill president 
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shitoupek Mar 26, 2026 +19
Mocking other aircraft carriers while his own topnotch USS Ford suffered so many embarrassing issues and had to go back?
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Stick314 Mar 26, 2026 +10
I hope all of the European voters vote out any politicians that have helped Trump. As long as hes in power we arent a good ally anyway.
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mattyp11 Mar 26, 2026 +10
Said the guy who is responsible for his country not even having a functioning system of domestic air travel right now (for the second time in the past year) …
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wokyman Mar 26, 2026 +9
Isn't the US main aircraft carrier off to Greece for repairs because the plumbing is busted?
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MagicBoyUK Mar 26, 2026 +8
At least they don't spontaneously combust while drowning the crew in sewage...
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veryboredatwork Mar 26, 2026 +8
At least the toilets probably work and they don’t catch fire?
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Old_Quote_7995 Mar 26, 2026 +9
The difference between their carrier and ours is, the US has the ford out of commission due to a "fire," and the USS Abraham is now out from a direct hit from Iran.
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Consistent_Ad3181 Mar 26, 2026 +9
Apparently we never offered them at all. Trump is like a magical proctocologist.
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Professional_Share82 Mar 26, 2026 +8
Welcome to the club from Canada.
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mannypdesign Mar 26, 2026 +8
And trump wonders why allies don’t come to his aid.
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FrabbitAndLagavulin Mar 26, 2026 +9
It’s not like I’m in any way offended that Donald Trump went out of his way to try and belittle an aircraft carry of the Royal Navy - I’m just bewildered that there are so many Americans who think the best person to represent them is a moronic narcissist who lies compulsively and is a known pedo.
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BackItUpWithLinks Mar 26, 2026 +6
> I’m just bewildered that there are so many Americans who think the best person to represent them is a moronic narcissist who lies compulsively and is a known pedo. As an American, so am I. I’m sorry for our president.
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Sudden_Device_1984 Mar 26, 2026 +8
Mocks allies while simultaneously asking for help.
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zombieslayer1468 Mar 26, 2026 +8
you f****** want them or not mate
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Ill_Conversation6145 Mar 26, 2026 +23
He never says a bad word about Russia or Putin, yet he has plenty of scorn and disdain for us in the UK.
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FlyFisherman4Life Mar 26, 2026 +7
Trump has ordered Carribean cruise ships to the Middle east, plenty of Maga supporters ready to defend the cult.
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GrannyMac81 Mar 26, 2026 +6
The child rapist needs to just stop running his mouth.
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vctrmldrw Mar 26, 2026 +7
Has he considered just f****** the f*** off?
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Gfplux Mar 26, 2026 +6
Trump has managed to make the USA unrecognizable to its friends in 12 months of reckless and dangerous behaviour. America is no longer the friend and ally of Europe we must pivot/uncouple away from the USA, like a slow divorce as quickly as humanly possible. it will take time but there is no going back. In the meantime we need to speak quietly to America but carry a large stick.
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Takeda_8 Mar 26, 2026 +7
So he didn't need us, he needed us, we were only joining coz they'd 'won' , then we were cowards, and now our equipment is shit. F****** perverted loser, the world's village idiot - f*** him.
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Thialaz Mar 27, 2026 +7
Seriously, how the f*** can any soldier of ANY country, ever want to do anything that benefits that piece of shit? \- He bribed his doctor to dodge the draft, because he's a COWARD \- He thinks physical exercise reduces your lifespan or some shit \- He thinks soldiers who have been caught (POW) are LOSERS \- His have never, and will never ever serve in the military either \- He's a narcissistic, serial rapist pedophile
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Sorry-Climate-7982 Mar 27, 2026 +6
Did I miss something? Have the laundry rooms caught on fire on any UK carrier so far?
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_toenail Mar 27, 2026 +6
I personally think that orange c\*nt should never be allowed to set foot in this country again.
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AnomalyNexus Mar 27, 2026 +7
They might not have catapults...but they have the distinct advantage of not being under the command of a complete moron
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BiggusCrickus Mar 26, 2026 +13
If Keir Starmer just told Donald to just F*** Off. I reckon Keirs approval rating would spike.
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StaticSystemShock Mar 26, 2026 +11
Imagine having such moron for president. What's even more wild is that half of Americans somehow still feel proud. After all these fuckups, after all this open corruption, after all this openly visible incompetence, after all this open gerrymandering of electorals and making voting intentionally difficult for women and trans people, after literal government issues murders of American citizens on the streets, these f****** morons are still cheering for this orange faced turd. Let that sink in. Every other normal western country would pack up such corrupt pathetic president and put him in jail for treason and various other criminal charges. But in USA, they cheer him. What in the actual f***.
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whiterajah7 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Didn't the Gerald Ford get sent home for catching fire?
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jacjacatk Mar 26, 2026 +7
It's gonna be a wild day when Iran demonstrates that nuclear powered aircraft carriers aren't invulnerable.
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PTRJK Mar 26, 2026 +6
> He added: “They are toys compared to what we have.” Sounds like he’s throwing his toys out the pram
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CGI_OCD Mar 26, 2026 +7
Remind me diaper piggy, where is the USS General Ford docked right now because its a unmaintained disaster?
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Ok-Exam6702 Mar 26, 2026 +7
Every government should ignore him until he learns to treat other countries with dignity and respect, but of course he never will.
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Plaid_Piper Mar 26, 2026 +5
Nations of the world; don't help Trump. Every time someone helps him he uses that to shit on someone else. Just don't f****** enable him anymore. Let him twist in the wind.
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Glittering-Round7082 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Yeah maybe we shouldn't fill them with American planes then. Hit them in the pockets. It's the only language Trump and his cronies understand.
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W31337 Mar 26, 2026 +6
The British were doing VTOL way before the US. And I haven't seen the UK having to retreat their carriers lately because THE SHITTERS STOPPED WORKING.
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remkelly Mar 26, 2026 +7
The USS Gerald Ford (the largest aircraft carrier in the world) had to nope out of the Iran war because it couldnt handle a fire in the laundry room. Dude is desperate for the Brits seaworthy aircraft carriers.
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parabostonian Mar 27, 2026 +6
Meanwhile, 99.9% of the world mocks Trump.
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DRMLLMRD Mar 27, 2026 +6
I can’t believe how many ways he can find to be a douchey piece of shit.
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jack5624 Mar 26, 2026 +11
As a Brit I’ve stopped caring. The US clearly aren’t our allies anymore. Enjoy spending billions on your pointless war in the Middle East. Again.
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Narrow_Turnip_7129 Mar 26, 2026 +11
Let him. We need to de-couple from our dependence on the USA. Starmer needs to ignore him and just move on. Keep the UK out of this Iran affair.
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Anyales Mar 26, 2026 +19
Our aircraft carriers aren't on involved in a war having their arses handed to them by a country without a navy but go off king. Nevermind the fact that these amazing American carriers would be useless without the British bases to resupply from. 
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South-Attorney-5209 Mar 26, 2026 +10
I’d rather have no aircraft carriers and healthcare.
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EmperorOfNipples Mar 26, 2026 +12
Good news. UK shows you can have both!
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Spoon75 Mar 26, 2026 +5
The only thing Gump has contributed to U.S/ international relationships is the global facepalm. You know..... how just about every other country or world leader collectively facepalms every time the orange f*** knuckle opens his mouth
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Illustrated-Society Mar 26, 2026 +5
Leave this pube riddled wotsit to deal with his own shit, f*** him and anyone who backs him.
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SlurmzMckinley Mar 26, 2026 +4
He’s such an insufferable prick.
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unreqistered Mar 26, 2026 +5
i heard the crappers on the british boats work …
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RangerAlex22 Mar 26, 2026 +6
How are the Trump-class battleships coming along?
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ziphyr_ Mar 26, 2026 +6
Asks for help then mocks the help. This guy is dumb as f***.
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Mac62961 Mar 26, 2026 +5
This guy is an absolute embarrassment to our country. That obit will be SO sweet
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maporita Mar 26, 2026 +5
Maybe because Britain chose to spend some of the money on decent health care for all its citizens.
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Natural-Crow-2922 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Man's a dickness d***
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Wheels9690 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Breaks my heart to see all of our allies shit talked by this rapist pedo...
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Fragrant_Associate43 Mar 26, 2026 +5
I get somewhat peeved that the British government can't say what they really think of him. I just hope karma has it's day.
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MediocreDisplay7233 Mar 26, 2026 +5
I will celebrate his death so f****** much
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Big-Rule5269 Mar 26, 2026 +5
I'm guessing all the raw sewage flooding out of every toilet on the USS Gerald Ford carrier, as well as a huge fire that recently occurred in the laundry area and spread is a shining example of US superiority? 
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China_bot42069 Mar 26, 2026 +5
at least their toliets work
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True-Mirror-5758 Mar 26, 2026 +5
We in the US are facing a shortage of paper bags to put over our heads.
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Jensen1994 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Well at least the lads can wash their clothes on board without crippling the carrier......
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BrokenDownMiata Mar 27, 2026 +5
In 2001, the United States’ government prepared for the Invasion of Afghanistan following 9/11 by entering talks with about a dozen countries nearby, gaining access to critical infrastructure and intelligence data to support the eventual operation. In 2026, the United States’ government prepared for the Invasion of Iran following the slaughter of 35,000+ Iranian protestors by systematically insulting, belittling, and militarily and economically threatening every single ally except Israel and the Gulf States. As a result, the United States and Israel stand militarily alone and diplomatically isolated.
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DevlCO Mar 27, 2026 +6
Old men sending young men to die
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McRibs2024 Mar 27, 2026 +5
Trump literally cannot help himself. A senile old pedophile that is willing driving America off a cliff on every single front.
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coverallfiller Mar 26, 2026 +10
He obviously read "How to win friends and influence people" the coloring book version, then ate all the crayons for the taste.
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