See, thats the beauty of the new one, we don't even let them have a copy of it, and we just tell them they are about to break the deal every time they do something we don't like. Or whenever we need a distraction from an inconvenient political disaster. Or its a Tuesday. Its part of our new Chaos Theory, where we cause the chaos and while everyone else is trying to figure out what the hell is going on, we loot everything when no one is looking!
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riko77can5 days ago
+4
I think he’s been negotiating in front of a mirror.
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Recent-Result28524 days ago
+3
And losing every time.
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Yelworc02425 days ago
+1
They are getting it with the healthcare, infrastructure plans and Trump's tax returns. All landing in two weeks!
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[deleted]5 days ago
+95
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rabidstoat5 days ago
+18
Maybe it'll be like USMCA, where he makes the deal and then later complains about what a terrible deal it is.
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Dazzling_River99035 days ago
+6
USMCA is also just a NAFTA copy with Obamas name erased and Trump slapped on it. Same now with the Iran deal. Just worse actually.
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Several-Opposite-7465 days ago
+2
Trump on trade deals.
2016: re NAFTA... "perhaps the worst deal ever made."
2020: re USMCA...“best agreement we've ever made”
2026" re USMA... "Who would ever sign a thing like this?"
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NewSanDiegean5 days ago
+32
This guy should just shut up at this point. He has been caught lying multiple times and still announces lies shamelessly.
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hotpackage5 days ago
+27
It's stock manipulation.
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NewSanDiegean5 days ago
+7
Which last I checked was a crime
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Biggle_fuzz5 days ago
+17
He can just say it was an official presidential act and then he gets immunity. Thanks supreme court.
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CustardVivid94835 days ago
+4
You forgot that laws don’t matter since he was elected so check again.
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Spoonerism865 days ago
+3
It's not a crime as long as you're not held accountable for /s
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accforme5 days ago
+3
He should have stopped a long time ago, for example during the COVID pandemic when he began talking about the idea of injecting bleach or UV light in to people.
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National-Two24175 days ago
+2
They are only lies if your superiors call you out and Putin isn't doing that.
. So it can only be the truth right? /s
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Seanspeed4 days ago
>He has been caught lying multiple times
This is like saying that the Andromeda Galaxy is multiple miles away.
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LiteratureMindless715 days ago
+61
Wow, is it that time of day already?
Today went quick.
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PassionLong95525 days ago
+24
Iran ain’t agreeing to shit
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stonks-__-5 days ago
+19
Aren't we all bored of this atp?
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SHITBLAST30005 days ago
+15
I live in a timeline where I believe the f****** Iranians more than the United States of America.
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Chef_RoadRunner5 days ago
+12
Let me guess....coming in two weeks?
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LincolnHighwater5 days ago
+11
1. He will say it's a better deal regardless of whether or not it's actually a better deal.
2. ... until he changes his mind later on and demands to know who was responsible for such a terrible deal.
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Gargleblaster254 days ago
+1
It would Biden of course... Or Obama. Maybe even Hillary, depending on which part of the brain the syphilis spirochetes prefer that morning.
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Altruistic_Safe_87765 days ago
+11
Ok grandpa let's get you back to bed.
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rwf20175 days ago
+8
In other words trump will continue to manipulate the stock market.
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Leftoverofferings5 days ago
+2
While the global economy burns.
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Adavanter_MKI5 days ago
+6
Trump says thing.
Thing turns out to be a lie.
Day 28835 of him lying.
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Sufficient_Material25 days ago
+8
At this point, how does anyone still take this guy seriously? How can anyone watch his entire trajectory and still come away thinking he’s trustworthy? The fact that nearly half the country continues to support him is proof that, no matter what happens in the midterms or the next presidential election, the U.S. is heading down the same road that has brought down every dominant power before it. In 2032 or 2036, someone just as vile as Trump will probably be elected, and the whole cycle will begin again. There is no real fix for the US as long as right-wing media keeps brainwashing half of the country.
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Ahindre5 days ago
+8
He doesn’t care what the deal is. He trashed Obama’s deal and all he cares about is saying he did better than Obama. Just completely unsuitable for the job and we should all feel deep embarrassment that our fellow citizens voted for this goddamned idiot.
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martenic5 days ago
+7
This man is so god damn exhausting.
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Spare-Ant71195 days ago
+7
Quiet, piggy.
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AnyEmployment40545 days ago
+7
Okay pedophile whatever you say. Lets talk about your involvment with Epstein instead
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jpiro5 days ago
+4
Just like healthcare? Infrastructure? Gas prices? The economy?
Lying sack of shit continues to lie and shit himself.
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JiveChicken005 days ago
+8
Translation: “No, it won’t be.”
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PackComprehensive2265 days ago
+3
stop giving this con a platform
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Zulmoka5315 days ago
+3
Christ allmighty, we are living in groundhog’s day. Except this time Phil has access to the nuclear codes.
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iamnotafbiagnt5 days ago
+3
They just give him a note with fake launch codes and a beautiful button to press daily
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Zulmoka5315 days ago
+1
They should just shove him into his own Mcplay place and seal the door. Just put a tray of burgers in every once in a while.
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iamnotafbiagnt5 days ago
+2
Or his biggest fear…. A salad
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Zulmoka5315 days ago
+2
Dear lord, the utter horror!
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Herb-Alpert5 days ago
+3
Yeah sure
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According-Bet-1415 days ago
+3
Someone tell Iran.
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Hellosweetparadox5 days ago
+2
Issue is they have to agree and they aren’t going to agree if they keep being disrespected by Trump and his mean girls ensemble
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MomsAreola5 days ago
+2
I cant wait to hear why giving them $100b and a 2.5 year moratorium on enrichment all for Google maps to change the name to "The Trumpis Strait", is good for America.
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dgkimpton5 days ago
+2
Better for whom?
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bebobabo5 days ago
+2
I mean he didnt specify who its better for.
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_javaScripted5 days ago
+2
I'm starting to think this guy is a bad negotiator
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avipawn5 days ago
+2
Obama bad.. I good. I do better with the same obama type of agreement just minor changes to make myself feel good
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Cottager_Northeast4 days ago
+2
I'm old enough to remember when Reuters was a respected source.
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Dave_the_Jew4 days ago
+2
It'll be just like the old deal but with b********. And hookers.
In fact, forget the old deal.
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Better_Cauliflower634 days ago
+2
This administration is a total failure. War with Iran was a mistake, but if you decide to wage a war you need to come fully prepared for all possible scenarios including ground invasion, insurgency and occupation, and humanitarian support until the new government is self sufficient. If you don't have enough resources for that, you go in with a prepared coalition. You can't just "wing it" and hope for the best. Reagan knew it, as did Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush W, Obama and Biden. Those who chose to wage or not to wage war knew it. This, here and now is clueless.
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dimwalker4 days ago
+2
Zero multiplied by a hundred is still zero.
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Blunder_Punch5 days ago
+3
Headlines that start with "Trump says" are pretty much 100% bullshit
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succsforever5 days ago
-5
No they are not, this is the president of the United States, every statement the president makes on issues like this matters. So you don't like Trump, you think he lies, fine. The articles are legit
-5
Blunder_Punch5 days ago
+5
Tell me one thing he said in the last 4 weeks that was true
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succsforever5 days ago
-3
That Iran agreed to a ceasefire, which was true. That Israel agreed on a ceasefire in Lebanon, also true. That he was firing Kristi Noem, true
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Many_Estate15815 days ago
+2
"That Iran agreed to a ceasefire" they literally have closed the strait again ans fired on ships when they tried to cross, so no, not true
"That Israel agreed to a ceasefire in Lebanon" Israel continued its offensive in Lebanon, which was one of tbe bigger issues that Iran had. Also there was alot of reporting in Israel that they did not agree to to the ceasfire and they were blindsided by trumps announcement
And I guess congrats on him getting the fact that he fired someone right(him firing her based on Kristi Noem saying trump approved the adds, and then trump lied about it)
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succsforever5 days ago
-1
Iran did agree to a ceasefire, that is what Iran said. That is true. It was true at the time it was announced.
Then Trump said the naval blockade would continue, and Iran said that that violates the deal, and therefore they would try and close the strait.
Israel and Lebanon does have a ceasefire (although it;s really Hezbollah, not Lebanon). This is also true.
You are letting your disdain for Trump or whatever warp your views
-1
big_stipd_idiot5 days ago
+2
Better than the one which didn't last a day?
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Pseudanonymius5 days ago
+2
Every headline I see increases my suspicion that he is actually negotiating with Steven Miller putting up a racist accent. A deal which the other party has not agreed to isn't a deal, it's a demand.
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Sharp_Possible12365 days ago
+1
Ok! Only cause you say it is.
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Bright-Revolution4965 days ago
+1
this fuckin guy
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bt655 days ago
+1
Just wait a few days for the total change in tone...
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Kitsel5 days ago
+1
Days? Maybe at the start of this. We're lucky if it makes it to hours at this point without a drastic change.
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ReactionJifs5 days ago
+1
2 more years of ✨magical thinking ✨
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Individual_Door_32515 days ago
+1
The deal for Iran will even be better the closer we get to midterms.
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Gecks7775 days ago
+1
If there were real negotiations that were really going somewhere, even this senile old fool would find a way to keep his trap shut and let the diplomats cook.
When it comes to Trump, any news is bad news.
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m1nkyb0y5 days ago
+1
Here, let me decode that for you: this deal will be totally f'd up and last maybe 10 minutes
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Prior_Industry5 days ago
+1
For Iran?
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sonomamondo5 days ago
+1
doubtful very doubtful with trump in the mix ffs
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Kaarothh5 days ago
+1
Sold puts, bought calls
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Most-Artichoke61845 days ago
+1
Donald Trump is a lying liar.
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Sweatytubesock5 days ago
+1
It will be substantially worse (if it happens at all), but Trump and his enablers at Fox et al will trumpet it as some huge win.
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supercali455 days ago
+1
Same old lies over and over and over again
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LetterNo78295 days ago
+1
Well in THAT case let’s take him at his word and pump those stocks, surely there’s no way this could suddenly turn sour for the fifth time right?
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Additional_Quiet26005 days ago
+1
He's in dementia land again.
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Mewhomewhy5 days ago
+1
So, it wasn’t about helping the Iranian people or regime change like the simps tried to “explain” to me then?
That explains why their posts were deleted when I got the “remind me” notifications.
Why do they let themselves be so easily manipulated day after day?
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Bishopjones21125 days ago
+1
Will it?
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Portmanteau_that5 days ago
+1
I bet
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wjames03945 days ago
+1
How much is he grifting.
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eliota15 days ago
+1
Except for the 1000 or so people who died for it.
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I_Roll_Chicago5 days ago
+1
Yes and those assets moving to middle east and the stationing of possibly 3 aircraft carriers groups is just your imagination bro.
War will restart, its inevitable
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wgszpieg4 days ago
+1
Better for whom?
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Potential-Field-61324 days ago
+1
His deal is obviously better…he gives them 20 billion…Obama only gave them 400 million. 20 billion is more than 400 million. More betterness
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SlowCrates4 days ago
+1
No it won't
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CeleryApple4 days ago
+1
Spent almost $58billions dollars and counting.... It better be a better deal lol
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