See, thats the beauty of the new one, we don't even let them have a copy of it, and we just tell them they are about to break the deal every time they do something we don't like. Or whenever we need a distraction from an inconvenient political disaster. Or its a Tuesday. Its part of our new Chaos Theory, where we cause the chaos and while everyone else is trying to figure out what the hell is going on, we loot everything when no one is looking!
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riko77canApr 20, 2026
+4
I think he’s been negotiating in front of a mirror.
4
Recent-Result2852Apr 20, 2026
+3
And losing every time.
3
Yelworc0242Apr 20, 2026
+1
They are getting it with the healthcare, infrastructure plans and Trump's tax returns. All landing in two weeks!
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[deleted]Apr 20, 2026
+95
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rabidstoatApr 20, 2026
+18
Maybe it'll be like USMCA, where he makes the deal and then later complains about what a terrible deal it is.
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Dazzling_River9903Apr 20, 2026
+6
USMCA is also just a NAFTA copy with Obamas name erased and Trump slapped on it. Same now with the Iran deal. Just worse actually.
6
Several-Opposite-746Apr 20, 2026
+2
Trump on trade deals.
2016: re NAFTA... "perhaps the worst deal ever made."
2020: re USMCA...“best agreement we've ever made”
2026" re USMA... "Who would ever sign a thing like this?"
2
NewSanDiegeanApr 20, 2026
+32
This guy should just shut up at this point. He has been caught lying multiple times and still announces lies shamelessly.
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hotpackageApr 20, 2026
+27
It's stock manipulation.
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NewSanDiegeanApr 20, 2026
+7
Which last I checked was a crime
7
Biggle_fuzzApr 20, 2026
+17
He can just say it was an official presidential act and then he gets immunity. Thanks supreme court.
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CustardVivid9483Apr 20, 2026
+4
You forgot that laws don’t matter since he was elected so check again.
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Spoonerism86Apr 20, 2026
+3
It's not a crime as long as you're not held accountable for /s
3
accformeApr 20, 2026
+3
He should have stopped a long time ago, for example during the COVID pandemic when he began talking about the idea of injecting bleach or UV light in to people.
3
National-Two2417Apr 20, 2026
+2
They are only lies if your superiors call you out and Putin isn't doing that.
. So it can only be the truth right? /s
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SeanspeedApr 20, 2026
>He has been caught lying multiple times
This is like saying that the Andromeda Galaxy is multiple miles away.
0
LiteratureMindless71Apr 20, 2026
+61
Wow, is it that time of day already?
Today went quick.
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PassionLong9552Apr 20, 2026
+24
Iran ain’t agreeing to shit
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stonks-__-Apr 20, 2026
+19
Aren't we all bored of this atp?
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SHITBLAST3000Apr 20, 2026
+15
I live in a timeline where I believe the f****** Iranians more than the United States of America.
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Chef_RoadRunnerApr 20, 2026
+12
Let me guess....coming in two weeks?
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LincolnHighwaterApr 20, 2026
+11
1. He will say it's a better deal regardless of whether or not it's actually a better deal.
2. ... until he changes his mind later on and demands to know who was responsible for such a terrible deal.
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Gargleblaster25Apr 21, 2026
+1
It would Biden of course... Or Obama. Maybe even Hillary, depending on which part of the brain the syphilis spirochetes prefer that morning.
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Altruistic_Safe_8776Apr 20, 2026
+11
Ok grandpa let's get you back to bed.
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rwf2017Apr 20, 2026
+8
In other words trump will continue to manipulate the stock market.
8
LeftoverofferingsApr 20, 2026
+2
While the global economy burns.
2
Adavanter_MKIApr 20, 2026
+6
Trump says thing.
Thing turns out to be a lie.
Day 28835 of him lying.
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Sufficient_Material2Apr 20, 2026
+8
At this point, how does anyone still take this guy seriously? How can anyone watch his entire trajectory and still come away thinking he’s trustworthy? The fact that nearly half the country continues to support him is proof that, no matter what happens in the midterms or the next presidential election, the U.S. is heading down the same road that has brought down every dominant power before it. In 2032 or 2036, someone just as vile as Trump will probably be elected, and the whole cycle will begin again. There is no real fix for the US as long as right-wing media keeps brainwashing half of the country.
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AhindreApr 20, 2026
+8
He doesn’t care what the deal is. He trashed Obama’s deal and all he cares about is saying he did better than Obama. Just completely unsuitable for the job and we should all feel deep embarrassment that our fellow citizens voted for this goddamned idiot.
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martenicApr 20, 2026
+7
This man is so god damn exhausting.
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Spare-Ant7119Apr 20, 2026
+7
Quiet, piggy.
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AnyEmployment4054Apr 20, 2026
+7
Okay pedophile whatever you say. Lets talk about your involvment with Epstein instead
7
jpiroApr 20, 2026
+4
Just like healthcare? Infrastructure? Gas prices? The economy?
Lying sack of shit continues to lie and shit himself.
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JiveChicken00Apr 20, 2026
+8
Translation: “No, it won’t be.”
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PackComprehensive226Apr 20, 2026
+3
stop giving this con a platform
3
Zulmoka531Apr 20, 2026
+3
Christ allmighty, we are living in groundhog’s day. Except this time Phil has access to the nuclear codes.
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iamnotafbiagntApr 20, 2026
+3
They just give him a note with fake launch codes and a beautiful button to press daily
3
Zulmoka531Apr 20, 2026
+1
They should just shove him into his own Mcplay place and seal the door. Just put a tray of burgers in every once in a while.
1
iamnotafbiagntApr 20, 2026
+2
Or his biggest fear…. A salad
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Zulmoka531Apr 20, 2026
+2
Dear lord, the utter horror!
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Herb-AlpertApr 20, 2026
+3
Yeah sure
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According-Bet-141Apr 20, 2026
+3
Someone tell Iran.
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HellosweetparadoxApr 20, 2026
+2
Issue is they have to agree and they aren’t going to agree if they keep being disrespected by Trump and his mean girls ensemble
2
MomsAreolaApr 20, 2026
+2
I cant wait to hear why giving them $100b and a 2.5 year moratorium on enrichment all for Google maps to change the name to "The Trumpis Strait", is good for America.
2
dgkimptonApr 20, 2026
+2
Better for whom?
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bebobaboApr 20, 2026
+2
I mean he didnt specify who its better for.
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_javaScriptedApr 20, 2026
+2
I'm starting to think this guy is a bad negotiator
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avipawnApr 20, 2026
+2
Obama bad.. I good. I do better with the same obama type of agreement just minor changes to make myself feel good
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Cottager_NortheastApr 20, 2026
+2
I'm old enough to remember when Reuters was a respected source.
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Dave_the_JewApr 20, 2026
+2
It'll be just like the old deal but with b********. And hookers.
In fact, forget the old deal.
2
Better_Cauliflower63Apr 20, 2026
+2
This administration is a total failure. War with Iran was a mistake, but if you decide to wage a war you need to come fully prepared for all possible scenarios including ground invasion, insurgency and occupation, and humanitarian support until the new government is self sufficient. If you don't have enough resources for that, you go in with a prepared coalition. You can't just "wing it" and hope for the best. Reagan knew it, as did Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush W, Obama and Biden. Those who chose to wage or not to wage war knew it. This, here and now is clueless.
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dimwalkerApr 21, 2026
+2
Zero multiplied by a hundred is still zero.
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Blunder_PunchApr 20, 2026
+3
Headlines that start with "Trump says" are pretty much 100% bullshit
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succsforeverApr 20, 2026
-5
No they are not, this is the president of the United States, every statement the president makes on issues like this matters. So you don't like Trump, you think he lies, fine. The articles are legit
-5
Blunder_PunchApr 20, 2026
+5
Tell me one thing he said in the last 4 weeks that was true
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succsforeverApr 20, 2026
-3
That Iran agreed to a ceasefire, which was true. That Israel agreed on a ceasefire in Lebanon, also true. That he was firing Kristi Noem, true
-3
Many_Estate1581Apr 20, 2026
+2
"That Iran agreed to a ceasefire" they literally have closed the strait again ans fired on ships when they tried to cross, so no, not true
"That Israel agreed to a ceasefire in Lebanon" Israel continued its offensive in Lebanon, which was one of tbe bigger issues that Iran had. Also there was alot of reporting in Israel that they did not agree to to the ceasfire and they were blindsided by trumps announcement
And I guess congrats on him getting the fact that he fired someone right(him firing her based on Kristi Noem saying trump approved the adds, and then trump lied about it)
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succsforeverApr 20, 2026
-1
Iran did agree to a ceasefire, that is what Iran said. That is true. It was true at the time it was announced.
Then Trump said the naval blockade would continue, and Iran said that that violates the deal, and therefore they would try and close the strait.
Israel and Lebanon does have a ceasefire (although it;s really Hezbollah, not Lebanon). This is also true.
You are letting your disdain for Trump or whatever warp your views
-1
big_stipd_idiotApr 20, 2026
+2
Better than the one which didn't last a day?
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PseudanonymiusApr 20, 2026
+2
Every headline I see increases my suspicion that he is actually negotiating with Steven Miller putting up a racist accent. A deal which the other party has not agreed to isn't a deal, it's a demand.
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Sharp_Possible1236Apr 20, 2026
+1
Ok! Only cause you say it is.
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Bright-Revolution496Apr 20, 2026
+1
this fuckin guy
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bt65Apr 20, 2026
+1
Just wait a few days for the total change in tone...
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KitselApr 20, 2026
+1
Days? Maybe at the start of this. We're lucky if it makes it to hours at this point without a drastic change.
1
ReactionJifsApr 20, 2026
+1
2 more years of ✨magical thinking ✨
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Individual_Door_3251Apr 20, 2026
+1
The deal for Iran will even be better the closer we get to midterms.
1
Gecks777Apr 20, 2026
+1
If there were real negotiations that were really going somewhere, even this senile old fool would find a way to keep his trap shut and let the diplomats cook.
When it comes to Trump, any news is bad news.
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m1nkyb0yApr 20, 2026
+1
Here, let me decode that for you: this deal will be totally f'd up and last maybe 10 minutes
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Prior_IndustryApr 20, 2026
+1
For Iran?
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sonomamondoApr 20, 2026
+1
doubtful very doubtful with trump in the mix ffs
1
KaarothhApr 20, 2026
+1
Sold puts, bought calls
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Most-Artichoke6184Apr 20, 2026
+1
Donald Trump is a lying liar.
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SweatytubesockApr 20, 2026
+1
It will be substantially worse (if it happens at all), but Trump and his enablers at Fox et al will trumpet it as some huge win.
1
supercali45Apr 20, 2026
+1
Same old lies over and over and over again
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LetterNo7829Apr 20, 2026
+1
Well in THAT case let’s take him at his word and pump those stocks, surely there’s no way this could suddenly turn sour for the fifth time right?
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Additional_Quiet2600Apr 20, 2026
+1
He's in dementia land again.
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MewhomewhyApr 20, 2026
+1
So, it wasn’t about helping the Iranian people or regime change like the simps tried to “explain” to me then?
That explains why their posts were deleted when I got the “remind me” notifications.
Why do they let themselves be so easily manipulated day after day?
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Bishopjones2112Apr 20, 2026
+1
Will it?
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Portmanteau_thatApr 20, 2026
+1
I bet
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wjames0394Apr 20, 2026
+1
How much is he grifting.
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eliota1Apr 20, 2026
+1
Except for the 1000 or so people who died for it.
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I_Roll_ChicagoApr 20, 2026
+1
Yes and those assets moving to middle east and the stationing of possibly 3 aircraft carriers groups is just your imagination bro.
War will restart, its inevitable
1
wgszpiegApr 20, 2026
+1
Better for whom?
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Potential-Field-6132Apr 20, 2026
+1
His deal is obviously better…he gives them 20 billion…Obama only gave them 400 million. 20 billion is more than 400 million. More betterness
1
SlowCratesApr 20, 2026
+1
No it won't
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CeleryAppleApr 20, 2026
+1
Spent almost $58billions dollars and counting.... It better be a better deal lol
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