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kneeco28 Apr 1, 2026 +46

I don't think he'll actually go. Actually sit in on hours of legal arguments? He wouldn't understand a word and he'd be out like a light within minutes. He might go to the court before the arguments, yell at some reporters, and then leave. At most. I wouldn't even bet on that.

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charcoalist Apr 1, 2026 +14

trump and his media handlers are all about eclipsing major events, whether it's the Super Bowl, or in this case, a Supreme Court hearing. Mass media will pay more attention to trump's theatrics than they will to the fact that trump is subverting the Constitution with his SCOTUS stooges. Theatrics will dominate headlines and public discussion, instead of the case at hand.

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kneeco28 Apr 1, 2026 +9

1) I don't think him attending would result in *less* coverage of the case on the merits. 2) I don't think there's any comparison between the Super Bowl and this SCOTUS hearing. 3) I don't think he's as strategic as all that. He has a primetime address tomorrow. He works 45 minutes a day, maybe. He's not going to skip his morning Fox and Friends to go to the SCOTUS, sit silently in a room, and listen to lawyers use medium sized words he doesn't understand.

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Twodogsonecouch Apr 1, 2026 +2

I think it will go badly for him politically so i hope he does. He’ll sleep, say or do something inappropriate, and the optics of the president being there are actually bad

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Cre0na Apr 1, 2026 +6

Honestly, wearing a diaper that long without a change would be uncomfortable as hell. No way he'll stay.

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Major_Section2331 Apr 1, 2026 +2

Oh I’ve got $10 riding on him falling asleep and sharting himself awake later.

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Inner-Kale-2020 Apr 1, 2026 +3

I wouldn't read too much into whether he stays the whole time...these appearance are usually more about optics anyway.

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8bitmorals Apr 1, 2026 +2

I want him to Tweet while he is in there, lets see what the court says.

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bensquirrel Apr 1, 2026 +1

I agree. He's deteriorating so much, he can't even narcissist enough to stay awake while his cabinet glazes him anymore. Yes, that was an English sentence.

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iyamwhatiyam8000 Apr 1, 2026 +1

I can only hope that he launches into a tirade of abuse and after lots of gavel is held in contempt of court.

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Wild_Read9062 Apr 1, 2026 +7

This seems weird to me. Like, is he going to stare at them? Will he even be able to understand them, or will he need an interpreter to break things down to a first grade reading level? Will he make wild objections, or will he fall asleep- which he tends to do a lot lately. Out of all the shit he’s pushed in front of the SC in the emergency docket, this seems an odd choice- unless Stephen Miller has some sort of strange Svengali hold/Rasputin spell over him.

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PrometheusLiberatus Apr 1, 2026 +3

He's probably going to stink up the whole courtroom farting and filling his diaper while he naps. Y'know, like the other times he's been forced to sit in court. I believe there have been youtube videos talking about him shitting and making gross noises and odors while in court.

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Carcosa_The_Knife Apr 1, 2026 +6

We can call it "Burn Democracy to Ash Wednesday"

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ZonghZonghZongh Apr 1, 2026 +5

“Attend” as in sleeping through it while noisily shitting himself?

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Vast-Butte-Futures Apr 1, 2026 +4

He thinks he can influence them. Unfortunately he probably can.

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ultra_blue Apr 1, 2026 +3

Q: What will SCOTUS do if POTUS starts heckling them? A: Nothing. Nothing at all.

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Swimming-Bite-4184 Apr 1, 2026 +2

He might golf instead

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Vast-Butte-Futures Apr 1, 2026 +2

He thinks he can influence them. Unfortunately he probably can.

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jabrwock1 Apr 1, 2026 +2

He won't show up. He's too chicken. Bukaw.

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Rhoeri Apr 1, 2026 +2

Being a cowardly racist piece of shit is very important to him.

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bensquirrel Apr 1, 2026 +3

You mean The Donald J. Trump and Supreme Court.

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ShitShowcase Apr 1, 2026 +1

The hearing will be during his nap time, then?

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whatstherundwn Apr 1, 2026 +1

haha please go

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Eddfan36 Apr 1, 2026 +1

He is so weird. Only stops golfing to torment the innocent.

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ElPlywood Apr 1, 2026 +1

I look forward to seeing footage of him falling asleep

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VanguardAvenger Apr 1, 2026 +2

You wont. SCOTUS doesn't allow cameras inside...also why he wont go

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FlyThruTrees Apr 1, 2026 +1

Nap time o'clock.

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fermat9990 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Will he complain about the courtroom?

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JaronJervis Apr 1, 2026 +1

if he does, I'm sure Roberts will accommodate him with some comforting words, the corrupt b**** that he is.

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Luckydog12 Apr 1, 2026 +2

God his Oval Office is so f****** tacky. The bust of Lincoln sandwiched between two jet fighters looks like it’s hanging its head in shame.

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Redtex Apr 1, 2026 +1

He's going there in person to stare them down. It's a subtle threat thing

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Both_Rip_7292 Apr 1, 2026 +1

Snore, snore, fart, look around the room confused repeat

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