Trump postpones military strikes on Iranian power plants

oh thank GOD he TACO'd.

Market manipulation in real time

TACO in less then 48H

F*** Trump.

*I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP* Every letter being capitalized was how it was originally written. Here is the tweet from 0705 EST: https://trumpstruth.org/statuses/37408 Oil has dropped and stuck markets are riding based on this tweet. As of right now there has been no other confirmation that any of what was said in it is true. I have a strong feeling this is another attempt to use social media to will someone into existence.

How much you want to bet that this is TACO at its best. I’d say that in the next 24 hrs Iran will come out and say there are no talks happening. This was a ploy to stop the bleeding ing the stock market.

Some insiders on Polymarket said wait for the date their bet wins.

Maybe someone told him that war crimes are bad.

Iran has denied there are talks

What a disaster of a President! Can’t even keep up to his words.

Trump is dumb as hell, but even he should be able to see that risking ALL for Israel was an absurd move. Why should the world face unnecessary hardships for Israel and Netanyahu. This needs to end. Iran has been stronger than most people thought, but they also have been impacted. Watch out for the Israelis trying to sabotage this.

Shit did I oversleep? Is it Tuesday already?

Trump must be operating on Kiribati time, because it’s already TACO Tuesday there.

Iran said there is no deals, he’s just lying to save face, pathetic old lying pedophile 😂

Another Trumpf scam to worry the markets and hollow out share value

Bro 100% shorted the oil market on Friday

A massive sigh of relief, what the f*** were you all thinking in the US putting us all in the middle east in this STUPID stand off? At this point I will need you all to pay for my therapy bills for years, 0 f****** hours of good sleep and just weird nightmares ffs.

Taco!

Wait a minute, it's Monday, not TACO Tuesday.

TACO Tuesday came a day early this time

...allegedly due to utterly nonexistent peace talks.

Imagine being an American and having this sack of shit as a President. How embarassing that this is chosen as the best person to represent your country. Lol

TACO doing TACO things

Iran already called BS, and identified it as what it was - a ploy to save face on energy prices

It aint Taco Tuesday, its Market Manipulation Monday.

This man is a brazen idiot and also a coward.

And it’s not even taco Tuesday yet.

TACO Monday

Bawhahaha! What an a******

Market manipulation

TACO, market manipulation

Not even TACO Tuesday

Let's TACO bout it

He doesn't always TACO but fortunately this wasn't one of his "I'm a big boy" moments.

Putting aside that no conversations of substance likely occurred, how long till he TACOs on the whole thing and just claims victory? His attention span must be shot to hell by now. 

TACO is gonna be the new 'China's final warning'

It must be Tuesday somewhere.

Taco Monday?

You'll never guess what day it is in 5 days. When the markets close on friday, we go again.

Productive conversations with who? Who has authority in Iran to agree to anything? Did Trump get his own cardboard cutout of Mojtaba and negotiate with it?

The market speculation / manipulation is crazy , who on earth believes Traitor Trump anymore ( apart from Maga)

I was expecting taco tuesday... not monday! They must have gotten their inside bets placed.

TACO blessed be thy name.

Looks like TACO Tuesday came early . Someone take the phone out of his hand and bring him back to his room .

Of course TACO did. He's nothing more than an unhinged, geriatric fool that deserves to be in ~~a retirement home~~ prison

Weakest man on earth, I don't want him to attack by any means but to just never follow through on a single thing is weak

Most incompetent president ever

And it's not even TACO Tuesday yet!

And they say he’s lying about negotiations. He will NEVER admit he’s been getting completely played. He thinks he’s dealing with his yes-men in his own administration. He isn’t. Let’s hope he gets a real good taste of the real world.

Literally no point to that besides making life worse for the 90+ million inhabitants of the country. It's probably not a smooth idea to piss off that many people while then pretending that you are trying to help them out

He couldn't wait for taco tuesday?

PermaTACO

TACO on time

Do you see the last week? It’s tanking. Gas is up, grocery prices are up, farmers are begging for another bail out, and you’re here clapping like a seal. You haven’t figured it out yet, but you’re the mark.

Trump Avoids Conflict Overseas

We need to make a Macho Man parody. Taco, taco man... I wanna be your taco man.

It going to happen, it's his go to negotiating strategy, once you are negotiating then the bombs drop.

He forgot to check the weather before announcing aerial attack timeline. Iran will call BS but it won't matter because the overcast conditions over Iran will clear.

such a week bully move

>The dollar plunged and ​stocks surged following Trump's post.

TACO with extra nutty flavoring.

Donald the Dove strikes again

Yeah, the Iranians already know exactly what this means: "trust us,let down your guard so that we can attack you again when you're unprepared lolz"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npjF032TDDQ&list=RDnpjF032TDDQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSaXQncyByYWluaW5nIHRhY29zoAcB

When you start your week with some TACOs

this means either 1) the bombers have already been given orders to attack ahead of the 48 hr deadline 2) he has been informed this is smoking gun evidence of a war crime and thinks the next president will give him to the Hague

How many times now has trump proclaimed he was going to do something and when the victims said f*** you and time runs out he claims they made successions in a super private very secret meeting that only he attended so hes extending deadline never to bring back up. Him calling democrats the new threat and axis of evil now that he's soundly defeated Iran should have had him in cuffs first thing this morning. That's no different then the c*** Osama Bin Laden spread about Americans and he should be charged as a terrorist period. Lil trump" If Iran doesn't concede and open the straits I will destroy all their power plants in 48 hrs!" Iran" If you bomb our plants we will destroy all the water distillation plants and light all the oilfields on fire setting oil production back ten to fifteen years!" Lil trump" After speaking with Iran I've decided to extend the deadline hoping nobody brings this back up again WINNING"

Oh good, now I can get through a work week without the world further devolving into conflict.

I am _astounded_.

Well at least until he feels something in his bone spurs

Might just be the worst negotiator of all time.

Because supposedly Iran is having productive talks with the admin yet they deny it.

TACO! TAA-AAA-CO! Daylight come and me wanna go home.

trump is a bigger p**** than Bonnie Blue.

I need help with my TACO lunch order. Should I get fish TACO, carne asada TACO, or carnitas TACO? Edit: I forgot chicken TACO, but Trump always chickens out so that’s already covered.

More accurately, he never had a plan in the first place and has just been spewing random ideas the whole time.

Mr Flip/Flopper, Donald Trump. He is like jelly, he just flips and flops around.

Trump postpones WAR CRIMES There, I fixed the headline

“Trump manipulates markets.”

The worst part is that if we all know he is lying and Iran won't letting go of closure that means troops are going into Iran or Iranian Islands probably Friday or Saturday this week

Every day is TACO TUESDAY

When he Tacos, people make money off the markets. This is all a scam and our children will die for it.