It's why the market pumped today.
he finds a new reason everyday to keep algorithms seeing headline words like "ceasefire" so the market pumps.
I don't know how long you can kick this can down the road though. It's ridiculous It's worked this long
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BigHungryFlamingoApr 1, 2026
+1
We’re living in some of the silliest of times.
Gas jumped from 3.75 to 4.19 overnight and the market is pumping.
It makes no sense and everyone knows it but the way the market works is that it doesn’t react until it has to.
Oil futures are at $118 right now.
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hatecirclejerksApr 1, 2026
+1
K shaped enocomy, plus something something 401ks yesterday, probably rallying off that and the belief that trump somehow has any sort of grey matter left
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heroman3Apr 1, 2026
+1
The war has already lasted over a month and trumps bullshit is still working. Just embarassing.
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JeffSteinMusicApr 1, 2026
+1
I do not for the life of me understand why anyone would even bother watching something like this a decade in.
“When POTUS Speaks It’s News” - really? Even when the obvious aim is to confuse and mislead and rile up the public?
“We Need To Know How To Respond” - really? Who exactly is looking to have their mind changed a decade in?
1
Purify5Apr 1, 2026
+1
He just spends an hour whining on prime time TV.
Nobody needs that.
1
Imaginary-Ad-7919Apr 1, 2026
+1
It feels like he’s trying to reassure everything is fine but it's not.
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Toy_Guy_in_MOApr 1, 2026
+1
Definite whistling past the graveyard vibes from him.
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BlondeBorednBakedApr 1, 2026
+1
He’s a con man. His mentality is always about “buying a little more time” from his brain dead base.
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tegrtyfrmApr 1, 2026
+1
Love letters to Kim but destruction for Iran, only way to protect your country from USA terrorism is to have nukes.
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DarthHiccupsApr 1, 2026
+1
If it's anything other than "We're leaving." then I have no interest.
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getmevodkaApr 1, 2026
+1
Hope it will interest you then.
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heroman3Apr 1, 2026
+1
He is going to say we are leaving to invade iran.
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Psychological-Ice-78Apr 1, 2026
+1
This will be just more market manipulation. There's no ending the conflict until Iran decides they're done.
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AncientBee5348Apr 1, 2026
+1
There is really no point of watching or taking anything he says seriously.
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coniferous-1Apr 1, 2026
+1
Bets on him complaining about the surpreme court ruling instead of the war? Anyone?
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Future-Guarantee-573Apr 1, 2026
+1
Guaranteed. He'll devote maybe 2 minutes to the war. Just long enough to say how great it's going.
The rest will be whining about every grievance for the past decade.
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AlbortApr 1, 2026
+1
probably a distraction from the whole thing... the economy is going to c***, yet the headlines are dominated by all these silly things that sound like nonsense.
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guyincognito365Apr 1, 2026
+1
Gotta f with the stock market before the easter long weekend.
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MeatMulletApr 1, 2026
+1
Aprils fools by a fool. They will invade soon enough.
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read_ingApr 1, 2026
+1
Iran’s just the excuse to announce US withdrawal from NATO.
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HablarYEscucharApr 1, 2026
+1
¿Eso no lo decide el congreso?
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read_ingApr 1, 2026
+1
Who controls Congress?
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HablarYEscucharApr 1, 2026
+1
Gracias por aclararme que no hay separación de poderes en EEUU. Bienvenidos a la dictadura.
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PDXnederlanderApr 1, 2026
+1
Iran? He's still working on his election statements that he would end the Ukraine war within 24 hours of his return to the White House.
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