The most insane thing is how well it works. The stock market is so fuckin disconnected from the actual American economy
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BAHatesToFlyApr 14, 2026
+13
> The stock market is so fuckin disconnected from the actual American economy
It makes literally no sense. The US is involved in a war and a massive amount of oil is being tied up by the conflict, but the market has been going up. We're getting pretty close to Dow levels pre-war already. Markets keep ignoring the bad news but getting huge gains whenever Trump lies about progress in the war. Pure insanity.
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lgeorgiadisApr 15, 2026
+2
Milking the plebes who try to enter the games.
2
LiveToLoveAndLearnApr 14, 2026
+6
They are making billions with the volatility of the last few weeks.
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LiveToLoveAndLearnApr 14, 2026
+3
They are making billions
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uknownixApr 15, 2026
+3
Yeah... It's going up sharply again.
3
iamnotafbiagntApr 14, 2026
+97
Taco time
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k1neticApr 14, 2026
+17
Holy guacamoly
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boogermikeApr 14, 2026
+1
It is every 2 weeks!
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fragdarApr 14, 2026
+17
close to friday i supose donald? just to drop them on monday?
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Fit-Amoeba-5010Apr 14, 2026
+12
Some things never change, story changes every few hours.
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boogermikeApr 14, 2026
+1
Haha, but it doesn't. TACO.
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Honest-Pay-8265Apr 14, 2026
+11
Do we even care?
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NandulalApr 14, 2026
+13
I don't. He just rambles bullshit 24/7. He's a f****** worthless pedophile scumbag.
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pleasereadthecommentApr 14, 2026
+3
Does anyone? What is this even about? What are the US doing right now in the middle east?
3
FuguSandwichApr 14, 2026
+8
Is anyone in the Iranian government aware of this fact?
Also, like clockwork, the stock market jumps as soon as Trump makes this comment.
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PhaedrusCApr 15, 2026
+1
participation by the iranian government doesn't seem to be required, and given the people they use for negotiations it wouldn't matter anyway - not to mention none of the agreements will be binding for more than a day or two
1
Defiant_Moment_5597Apr 14, 2026
+5
Like gas prices “could” be lower, the same or even higher? I hope people realize when he says things like this.. it’s bcus it technically IS possible. Except nothing has been done to bring it to reality lol
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BrianWantsTruthApr 14, 2026
+3
“Coming days”. 2 billion years from now is within the range of “coming days”. Some day in the future. What an empty statement, top to bottom.
3
Crazy-NightsApr 14, 2026
+9
Vance couldn't even last 24 hours. There wasn't even a first round.
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ken_the_boxerApr 14, 2026
+2
Did the couch care?
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tiradiumApr 14, 2026
+1
It didn't say thank you and rumor is it wasn't wearing a suite either so the talks were bound to fail
1
kye-qatxd-9156Apr 14, 2026
The couch was violated
0
SweatytubesockApr 14, 2026
+4
Art of the deal.
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uberaresApr 14, 2026
+5
Trump says a lot of things, very few of them aren’t lies.
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Sea_Awareness150Apr 14, 2026
+3
2 weeks?
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PrismicPainterApr 14, 2026
+3
🌮 🥳
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BrianWantsTruthApr 14, 2026
+3
There’s another “could” that I’d prefer to see in the coming days.
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JaeDouglasApr 14, 2026
+2
Second?
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SurveyHandApr 14, 2026
+2
I'm waiting to hear the countries sending ships to help with his blockade. Wasn't that supposed to happen, "likely in the next couple of days"?
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thismadhatterApr 14, 2026
+2
Oh great. Now not only is the Strait gunna stay closed. It'll become the Strait of Spirit Halloween.
2
LoveDemNipplesApr 14, 2026
+2
He’s waiting for them to message him back
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Laura_BidenApr 15, 2026
+2
Who cares what he has to say at this point? Every single thing he does is self-serving.
2
pleasereadthecommentApr 14, 2026
+1
Maybe they can close the closed straigh even more. The more you close, the more Trump can open it.
So open, the most open staight.
1
Individual_Respect90Apr 14, 2026
+1
Taco taco taco. We are one week away from him giving them another two weeks. I do like how the deadlines are on tuesdays.
1
UnclebumApr 14, 2026
+1
Here comes another market dump...
1
Brown_StarApr 14, 2026
+1
T.A.C.O Man never backs away from an opportunity to chicken out!
It's T.A.C.0 TiM3!
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pstbltit85Apr 14, 2026
+1
I'm sure he meant two weeks.
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Effective_Ambition_5Apr 14, 2026
+1
Is there also another UFC fight scheduled?
1
perenniallandscapistApr 14, 2026
+1
Are we waiting until Friday so we can manipulate the markets through the weekend?
1
leisurechefApr 14, 2026
+1
Stock Market Manipulation
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wkomorowApr 14, 2026
+1
He should get Obama to negotiate.
1
lookieherehereApr 14, 2026
+1
I could win the l****** in the coming days
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PreacherCoachApr 14, 2026
+1
Sure it could happen...Will it? Will you Taco or Will you just say they didn't surrender so you are gonna do a bigger blockade?
1
KeepCalmCarryOnKYApr 14, 2026
+1
Do they know about it?
1
IKillZombies4CashApr 14, 2026
+1
Could and Could Not are synonymous.
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AraminalApr 15, 2026
+1
I remember the good old days, a few years ago, when diplomatic talks lasted longer than a Big Mac meal.
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TonySuApr 15, 2026
+1
It’s crazy that the name of the website is also a full transcript of the thoughts in Trump’s head going into these talks.
1
Misunderstood_VooDooApr 15, 2026
+1
Second Round of go fu*k yourself.
Donnie Diddler.
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VanthanApr 15, 2026
+1
There’s the pump.
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DefinitelyIncorrectApr 15, 2026
+1
Saudi Arabia First incoming...
1
IambetterthanuhahaApr 15, 2026
+1
Just send Minuteman III to Iran for negotiations and get it over with....
1
k_realtorApr 15, 2026
+1
Do you ever feel like you read a news title now and it has the T-word and think, he is prob not going to do shit. And move on to another post.
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PhaedrusCApr 15, 2026
+1
I'm sure he has a janitor or an old golfing buddy he can spare, fortunately qualification and experience don't seem to be required for trump negotiations
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