Did it even open yet? I'm so confused. I thought the U.S. was turning all the ships back and now Iran closed it from their end too
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Do_itsch1 day ago
+55
I think Iran just closed it again. Schrödingers Strait..
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PersimmonWorried21551 day ago
+10
They closed it when Trump said it was open to everyone but Iran.
So, he closed it again.
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Shot-Discipline20261 day ago
+8
Have my angry upvote! 😄
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suckercuck1 day ago
+18
Well, anything Trump says is false. I always work backwards from that premise.
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DramaticApple65901 day ago
+4
If he says something that sounds like it would be good for the world, it's a lie.
If it sounds like something awful and appalling, he's serious.
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FutureAlfalfa2001 day ago
+14
We say one thing. Iran says another.
Markets keep pumping regardless.
Everything is a lie
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LiteratureMindless711 day ago
+10
"we"
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froo1 day ago
+2
>Everything is a lie
Especially cake.
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PersimmonWorried21551 day ago
+1
No. He closed it again. But I guess he forgot.
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Kijimea08151 day ago
+58
As if "trump says" means anything
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WhenTardigradesFly1 day ago
+8
it does mean that the probability is very low that whatever follows is true or accurate
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skawn1 day ago
+38
To think, once upon a time, American Conservatives were all about making sure China wasn't happy.
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Shot-Discipline20261 day ago
+15
Kompromat is a helluva drug.
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posthuman041 day ago
+4
You really think Trump needs to be compromised to kiss the ass of the other biggest economy in the world? He was born to suck Xi’s member
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Shot-Discipline20261 day ago
+4
Fair enough. Melania isn't the only one who's whored/ing herself out for fun and profit in that marriage.
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mariusherea1 day ago
+3
They were just playing hard to get and increase their sale price
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calstanfordboye1 day ago
+21
It's not open.
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Jellicent-Leftovers1 day ago
+13
I mean it's never been closed to China so he's not wrong
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SEA2COLA1 day ago
+13
Why do they even write articles about what Trump says? Most of the time he's lying.
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silverbolt20001 day ago
+5
“Trump says…” is not newsworthy.
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Eclipse4343431 day ago
+5
Why does an American president want a Chinese president to be happy about a war he started?
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Mike-SBA1 day ago
+6
I doubt that Xi has spoken to Trump at all.
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DeterminedThrowaway1 day ago
+1
He literally said he didn't talk to Xi and just knows what he wants lol
1
skywalkerRCP1 day ago
+5
"Trump says."
Please f****** stop doing this.
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TriXter691 day ago
+11
IT'S. NOT. OPEN
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coreychch1 day ago
+4
Well according to the Iranians it’s closed again, you dumb orange fuckwit. God I am tired of this …
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mascachopo1 day ago
+3
He was happy too when it was open in the first place.
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shinjikun101 day ago
+3
You don't need journalistic accountability if you just put "Someone says" before it. Then anything can be true.
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PWL511 day ago
+3
I’m sure the deal was made between China and Iran and the orange a*** had nothing to do with it except shoot off his mouth.
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vessel_for_the_soul1 day ago
+3
It never closed for China.
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No_Intention_42441 day ago
+3
How long did "happiness" last?
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Syke_qc1 day ago
+2
He was not affect by it... Dumass
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one8sevenn1 day ago
China has a huge stake in the gulf.
It’s a lot more important for them for it to be open than it is for the US.
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MuchAligned381 day ago
+2
Wouldn’t have to open if it didn’t close in the first place. wtf are we doing?
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Fookmaywedder1 day ago
+2
How about the people you serve Mr trump?
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FavoriteConsequence1 day ago
+2
Xi: “Sir, we’re very happy, sir.”
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ContentsMayVary1 day ago
+2
Shame it's not actually open then.
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SenseiKingPong1 day ago
+2
F****** game! Hormuz is closed (again) can’t keep up with the headlines anymore.
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feralmoron1 day ago
+2
Huh. I don’t remember hearing Xi say that.
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supercali451 day ago
+2
Trump says a lot of things and people still believe him
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nohurrie3223 hr ago
+2
Dear “news” media outlets, as soon as I (and I assume millions of others.) hear the phrase “Trump says” we know it’s a lie and never happened.
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DFWPunk22 hr ago
+2
Not anymore.
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Hoodamush1 day ago
+2
And the USA cares what china thinks now?
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ElPuppyNation1 day ago
+2
Lol when Iran is more trusty than the piece of shit at the head of the US. Get fucked, maga. Whoever voted for that pedophile deserve the same treatment he'll get in 3 years.
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heavy-minium1 day ago
+1
Yeah it's not just a joke, I can truly feel on listnook comments that Iran is starting to have a better image than the U.S.
Both are currently bad in their very own special way, but it's still shocking to see how bad a hegemony that should have moral superiority is now in the same playing field as small-time depots.
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Long_Confidence_49961 day ago
+2
So. The US military is doing operations to make Xi happy?
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ObviouslyRealPerson1 day ago
+1
Why did it close on the first place?
Trump is taking a W on his L
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just_a_guy_named16811 day ago
+1
Didn't Iran close it?
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Heavy_Milk27571 day ago
+8
Yep. It's closed.
It's hard to tell who is telling the truth of course.
Is it the religious hardliners who believe in child marriage, kill protesters and worship a paedophile?
Or Iran?
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goneresponsible1 day ago
+2
F***.
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No_Clock_74641 day ago
+1
Iran for sure at this point
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00notmyrealname001 day ago
+1
Zing!
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dbandit11 day ago
+1
China has been stockpiling c**** oil for some time. Im sure theyll be just fine.
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whatdabee1 day ago
+1
Xi is happy that Trump is digging America's grave.
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ChiefStrongbones1 day ago
+1
Every time he flip-flops the strait, Trump makes money trading oil futures.
Iran wants a piece of that racket too.
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brickyardjimmy1 day ago
+1
I'm, uh, so glad to hear it?
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_Figaro1 day ago
+1
"I made big daddy happy UWU"
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Boise_is_full1 day ago
+1
Well, gee. I’m sure glad to hear it.
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EmmaFrostBroken9 hr ago
+1
Why are we still reporting things Trump says? The guy lies so often the only news story would be an instance of him telling the truth.
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Bjorne_Fellhanded1 day ago
+1
lol Xi is ignoring Trump. At best he’s mildly amused watching the utter failure laid bare.
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