> "I wrote him a letter asking him not to do that, and he wrote me a letter saying that, essentially, he's not doing that," Trump told FBN's "Mornings with Maria" program.
So he never wrote a letter to Xi. Got it.
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Thurak04 days ago
+56
> and he wrote me a letter
and he also never got that answer.
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foghillgal4 days ago
+12
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter (Box Top hit, 1967)
12
champagneflute4 days ago
+304
“Essentially” aka no response
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Eckes244 days ago
+142
Or he asked the Chinese restaurant at the corner of the street next to the white house to not deliver weapons to Iran, they confirmed.
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RidgedLines4 days ago
+31
Honestly he probably just asked a fortune cookie and it gave him the answer he wanted
31
quite_a_gEnt3 days ago
+11
Cookie: "You will receive great news today"
Your Lucky number: 666
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CantPullOutRightNow4 days ago
+9
LOL. Message to General Tso about making it too spicy in the Middle East.
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EvilDan694 days ago
+14
So the nearest, closest person that looks Chinese.
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LifeAcanthopterygii64 days ago
+19
It was probably a Koren restaurant though.
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sirhackenslash3 days ago
+5
Turns out he wasn't Chinese. He was Laotian
5
ash_ninetyone4 days ago
+13
Trump's next letter
> Dear Xi, I wrote but you still ain't callin,
>
> I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
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Feisty_History93953 days ago
+3
F****** hilarious!
3
isjahammer4 days ago
+7
Or maybe he said the government isnt doing that it's just some companies which He does not have control over.
7
ux3l4 days ago
+4
No, he says they use intermediaries or something else that's not the word that Trump used that they "essentially don't do", but something different.
4
blackstafflo4 days ago
+4
"I'll think of it." or "I have a concept of a plan about not sending weapons to them. I'll send the details in two weeks."
4
TwoDrinkDave4 days ago
+20
Dear Xi Total Landscaping...
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a_funky_homosapien4 days ago
+37
What must Xi think when he hears Trump making up conversations with him that never happened
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ConsciousExtent41624 days ago
+30
He's laughing at him. We all are.
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ProtoplanetaryNebula4 days ago
+7
The XI he wrote to was eleven from Stranger Things. Trump promised to nuke the Demogorgon in exchange for not arming Iran.
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LincolnHighwater4 days ago
+50
Right? Show us the letter you dumb f***!
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thereoncewasahat4 days ago
+29
Pls, bigly no weapons to Iranians. Pls.
Luv yu. Donald.
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ScrotumScrapings4 days ago
+26
THANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!1
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CantPullOutRightNow4 days ago
+7
Excuse me, presidential records are unconstitutional. /s
7
FantasticPangolin8394 days ago
+10
Xi probably thought a six year old wrote it and threw it out.
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Haru1st4 days ago
+8
A letter? I thought the man communicated exclusively over tweets.
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ZAlternates3 days ago
+3
No no he wrote a letter. The letter was I.
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Sleepybystander4 days ago
+5
With crayons, maybe that's why the message was unclear
5
woodyus4 days ago
+4
Can he write?
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Sweet-Competition-154 days ago
+3
The man cannot even print...I'm certain of it! He's had difficulty reading, *several decades ago!* Reading is a skill that must be exercised to remain proficient.
3
KtaadnRota4 days ago
+3
Coherently? No. He tweets all day every day. We can all see exactly how literate he is.
3
SHITBLAST30004 days ago
+3
I wonder how Xi felt having a letter from a sitting president that was written in crayon.
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sypher11874 days ago
+3
It was written in sharpie. The ink bleed make it illegible. Xi threw it out.
3
ficis4 days ago
+3
Theyre close friends and he trust Xi’s word. Probably ended the letter with “Love, DJT”
3
ramakitty4 days ago
+3
"***Dear Xi, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin***'"
3
MajorNoodles4 days ago
+2
Xi is personally not doing it. Assuming this exchange even happened, is just using Trump logic.
2
PJballa344 days ago
+2
He couldn’t write a letter if his life depended on it.
2
PapaTahm4 days ago
+2
Most likely China spoke person said if U.S do not stop they would sink every Boat blockading their ships, and Trump took this chance just to TACO and invent some c*** about China.
2
Laughing_Zero4 days ago
+2
Trump can only use a Sharpie like the blunt instrument it is... He likes the name. Favourite tool of the Department of Justice for the Epstein files...
2
No_Poet_12794 days ago
+2
As if that tiny handed pedophile rapist can even write unless it's with a f****** Sharpie
2
Usermena4 days ago
+2
China just sold a targeting satellite to Iran lol
2
thelucky100794 days ago
+2
aside from his name, can he write?
2
lgx4 days ago
+2
Trump wrote: I’ll assume you agree if I don’t hear back from you within one second.
2
beshi73 days ago
+2
Ps I might do that if I don't get my oil from Iran
2
turb0_encapsulator3 days ago
+2
it's like when a kid writes to Santa.
2
MedvedFeliz3 days ago
+2
Because he didn't say "Please!"
2
W313373 days ago
+2
Xi is selling them not giving them
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CharcoalGreyWolf3 days ago
+2
I bet he used auto pen
2
codecrodie4 days ago
+2
Did it go by registered mail? Xi might not even have gotten it
2
shriand4 days ago
+319
Did he say *please*?
Will he say *thank you*?
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DiscountDoughnut4 days ago
+71
Does he even own a suit?
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csfshrink4 days ago
+38
A suit that fits?
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Defiant-Peace-4934 days ago
+28
A succulent Chinese suit?
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Sky_Ninja19974 days ago
+19
Gentlemen
This
Is democracy
Manifest
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mayy_dayy4 days ago
+8
I see that you know your judo well
8
AppendixN4 days ago
+5
Get your hand off my p****!
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saulsa_4 days ago
+3
A suit he doesn't shit in?
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csfshrink4 days ago
+2
Impossible
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nargolest4 days ago
+8
Does he have the cards?
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baconmashwbrownsugar4 days ago
+5
his c***** bankrupted he had to sell the cards
5
londonsuedehead4 days ago
+64
”Xi, Stop!”
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originmsd4 days ago
+35
"Kal-El, no!" vibes
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my_juicy_nose4 days ago
+10
Vladimir, stop!
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KGB_cutony4 days ago
+10
Trump said no and China immediately stopped. Because consent matters.
10
Anteater7764 days ago
+125
Bro nuked (a significant part of) China‘s oil supply and tells China deal with it because the strait isn’t his problem but gets upset when China supports the US‘ enemy.
What an imbecile
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DoxDoflamingo24 days ago
+54
Not only that. They're testing their weapon systems against their biggest adversary in a real-life scenario, and they seem to be performing incredibly, multiple wins in one front.
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zoobrix4 days ago
+7
Iran has shot down what, 2 or 3 airplanes? With the thousands of combat sorties that have gone over Iran I'm not sure whatever weapons the Chinese have supplied are doing all that well.
And all the long range attacks are with Iranian produced missiles and drones. No doubt using parts from China, and other countries as well, but that's just globalization for you, they aren't Chinese designs or weapons made in China.
7
cb_244 days ago
+11
You’re underestimating the value of combat data, look at Ukraine. This is data they’ll provide to Russia and China. The last time a stealth aircraft was hit was in the 90s in Yugoslavia. The A-10 probably expected to get hit. The AWAC plane destroyed is a huge loss. And 3 F-15s were lost in a single day in March.
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ElPuppyNation4 days ago
+88
World leaders stopped giving a shit about what the US demands, that include your own allies.
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Technical-Activity954 days ago
+27
dude is sitting on the toilet prompting AI to decipt himself as jesus
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SlateRoof4 days ago
+9
He said he'd block the strait and then said 34 ships went through.
He's like a stupid child. Always chickening out, apparently reporting to Bibi Netanyahu daily. How can you be the president of the USA and so weak at the same time. And insecure.
Well, malignant narcissism, ADHD, actual stupidity and old age...
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[deleted]3 days ago
+3
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sonofabutch4 days ago
+22
Next week: Trump bragging about how much he will charge to sell Iran a nuclear weapon.
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InfiniteNerve13844 days ago
+17
Xi: “Okay bro.” *proceeds to do as he pleases*
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GreyShot2544 days ago
+16
Nothing projects world power like begging your adversary not to hand out scraps to a hardly functional army
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DudeFreek4 days ago
+133
they just sold iran a bunch of anti aircraft weaponry and we're letting their ships through the blockade this entire war and administration is a f****** joke and the punchline is my gasoline costs $4 a gallon
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NinerKNO4 days ago
+61
$4 you say, try $10-12 in most of europe. My disel is $12.5
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hmmmyousaidwhat4 days ago
+18
I'm afraid $4 a gallon is just the build up to the punchline.
People are getting rich n off this bullshit.
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CommandObjective4 days ago
+11
No, that is just the warm up. The real joke will be the global supply shocks and increase in food prices that will come down the line.
Strap in, even if the straight opened up today we would be in a for a rough ride.
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Plenty_Complaint_1924 days ago
+39
$4 a gallon is c****. You guys (who started the problem) have it easy while the rest of us are sweatin’
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Zapp_Rowsdower_4 days ago
+26
China would like to see how their weapons work in the field…much like the US did with Ukraine. The full Orange diaper can piss up a rope.
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Stennan4 days ago
+5
In Sweden we pay double that. Diesel is probably triple.
Guess Trump is stimulating us to buy more EVs and older EV:s will have to trickle down to lower income households.
5
dv8njoe4 days ago
+2
$5.67 here
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Jenicillin4 days ago
+14
This administration is so embarassing.
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Additional_Quiet26004 days ago
+9
I thought if anyone was caught helping Iran they got a 50 percent tariff Trump? Some more dementia nonsense? China has been helping them, but you "ask".
Trump is crazy and the world will pay. Not good for us.
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VariousBeat91694 days ago
+8
At this point all the world leaders have had enough of Trump and I actually believe he knows it and his ego just can’t cope. Good.
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BaronGreywatch4 days ago
+7
Uh huh. Cos that'll have an effect. Even the allied countries don't listen to his requests, the world is waiting until he goes away.
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Kathdath4 days ago
+8
China was very honest with their emphatic promise not to give Iran weapons.
They instead will instead simply continue sell the weapons basically at cost to Iran.
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[deleted]4 days ago
+6
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ImplementExpress39494 days ago
+2
He still might have good relations with Argentina.
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YouCantChangeThem4 days ago
+5
“Trump says”, wind blows.
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30yearCurse4 days ago
+4
He has Xi, but did not ask Putin? Weird family dynamic..
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Jaded-Currency-56804 days ago
+10
has Xi asked the US's Trump not to give Israel weapons?
and aid, don't forget aid, i can't understand what justified giving Israel aid, and at the same time pulling out essential aid to countries that really need and deserve it
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Onepackfatness4 days ago
+4
Liabetes
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VMICoastie4 days ago
+3
Of all the things that never happened this didn’t happen the most.
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hackingdreams4 days ago
+5
"China has reported replied with a thumbs-up emoji, and is still supplying Iran with weapons."
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meglobob4 days ago
+12
If I was China, I would have said no problem, you stop giving weapons to Israel and we will stop giving them to Iran.
Also, as far as I understand it, China is only 'selling' not giving, China doesn't give anything to any foreign country, they sell for something, often not money. Anyway, what they are selling are defensive systems, for example shoulder launched air defense. Which can't be used in a anyway to attack gulf countries or Israel but will shoot down any US / Israel Jets / Bombers flying illegally in Iran's airspace.
Any country even nasty regimes like Iran's has a right to defend themselves.
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SnooCauliflowers32354 days ago
+8
They said "okay" and will do it anyway.
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euclide29754 days ago
+3
He said give, not sell nor lend
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Potential_Salt_57804 days ago
+3
Why would anyone do anything for Trump?
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HellBlazer_NQ4 days ago
+3
Blocks their ships from traversing the strait of hormuz, then asks for favours 🤡
3
ImplementExpress39494 days ago
+3
Access to Iranian oil is a vital interest for China. Of course they are providing support to Iran to prevent the USA from getting a strangle hold on Chinese oil imports.
3
Jisp_364 days ago
+3
trump is an orange pedophile. It's important to remember that.
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FrogsJumpFromPussy4 days ago
+3
>I wrote him a letter asking him not to do that, and he wrote me a letter saying that, essentially, he's not doing that
*eSsEnTiaLly*
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Suspicious_Place12704 days ago
+3
did he say thank you?
3
Fritzo21624 days ago
+3
Xi: So Trump comes up to me...tears in his eyes...and he says "Sir...please don't give the Iranians weapons...."
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BloodWorried74464 days ago
+3
he’s lucky China hadn’t invaded Taiwan at this time when the fleet is busy blocking oil tankers in the Gulf.
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flamedarkfire4 days ago
+3
Asked to comment, Xi replied “lol. Lmao even.”
3
WindyCanuck4 days ago
+3
Bullshit
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JohnHazardWandering4 days ago
+3
I bet Xi asked him not to fuckup one of the most important transportation corridors in the world, but here we are.
3
Zanian194 days ago
+3
Hey people of the internet. I just sent Trump a letter asking him to resign.
All will be good now, you're welcome.
3
Charlieshorseshirt4 days ago
+3
Trump looks more incompetent every day with this war
3
The_mingthing4 days ago
+3
I mean, considering how absolutely incompetent he looked before the war, is impressive and worth a price on its own.
3
Darryl_4444 days ago
+3
Trump sure spends a lot of time telling us what other people supposedly said.
And he definitely lies a lot.
Hmmmm....
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BarracudaCritical2274 days ago
+3
And China laughed in his face. Doesn't the US give Taiwan weapons? And Israel?
3
seanmonaghan19683 days ago
+3
China doesn't give, it sells to almost anyone.
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rdldr13 days ago
+3
How about asking your buddy Putin to stop giving intel to the Iranians?
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PensiveinNJ3 days ago
+3
China must not believe their luck with this idiot getting the presidency.
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Overall_Curve67253 days ago
+3
Trump is afraid of Xi. Doesn’t have the balls to call him
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[deleted]4 days ago
+2
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kimapesan4 days ago
+2
MAGA already exists
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toddlangtry4 days ago
+2
Did he wear a suit and tie and say thank you in the letter? Doubt it, suspect he was wearing a brown suit as well (understable : his diaper stains don't show up as much)
2
Frequent-Werewolf8284 days ago
+2
Did you ask your boyfriend to stop too?
2
Head_Summer20524 days ago
+2
A weak one asks a shit to smell nice when flushing a toilet doesn't work.
2
pequt4 days ago
+2
Oh great Your Majesty. Anyway...
2
Abominuz4 days ago
+2
Why is Trump always blunt and rude with its historic allies and polite and friendly with US its historic enemies or competitors?
2
Wolfgirl904 days ago
+4
Because he's a b****. He's the type of sniveling bully that likes to pick on people that he perceives as weak, but he'll fold like a lawn chair in the presence of people that he thinks are stronger than him
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Weak-Hawk-96934 days ago
+2
Maybe he simply thought about the letter and it magically appeared.
2
mapadofu4 days ago
+2
I asked Santa for a Red Ryder for Christmas
2
Big_N4 days ago
+2
"You cheated on me? After I specifically asked you not to?"
2
perfectshade4 days ago
+2
The power's supposed to be soft, not limp.
2
Quetzalcoatl__4 days ago
+2
>"President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks."
2
Old_Channel444 days ago
+2
Could be doing more instead of going to UFC matches
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Gildenstern2u4 days ago
+2
Idiot
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Another_Slut_Dragon4 days ago
+2
I'm sure Xi heard a deranged rant asking him to not sell more weapons to Iran and then immediately quadrupled the next Iranian order.
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blackmobius4 days ago
+2
He claims he wrote a letter but this guy uses autopen to sign his bills. I honestly dont think he knows how to write with the state his brain is in.
And china has a vested interest in the US military being weakened so that it wont have trouble invading Taiwan sometime in the next few years. Even better, have some third party country wreck them for China. Win-win situation
China knows what its doing.
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Few-Acadia-55934 days ago
+2
1. True or not, that’s an attempt to paint China as an enemy
2. I “asked” is weak. Hence point 1
3. If china didn’t know, now they know they have an interest in helping Iran
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LOHare4 days ago
+2
Remember when Kennedy announced that US would consider any deployment of weapons from USSR in the western hemisphere as an attack on the US?
Now we have this...
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AnonHondaBoiz3 days ago
+2
And Xi said with tears in his eyes, “Yes sir, you are the wisest, strongest leader since Lincoln, but maybe more!”
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aLiberalConspiracy3 days ago
+2
Did he say thank you?
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AntiTrollSquad4 days ago
+1
I don't think Trump holds any cards , or asked saying please or thank you ...
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Somhlth4 days ago
+3
Trump has no cards. Iran holds a Straight.
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anandhmathew4 days ago
+1
I’m sure he listened!
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Deriniel4 days ago
+1
so he's begging the various leaders,got it
1
MidLifeCrysis754 days ago
+1
Donnie begging like a dog. Pathetic.
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NinerKNO4 days ago
+1
[ Removed by Listnook ]
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okshowcase4 days ago
+1
If only he didn't shit the bed with tariffs and bombing of Iran already, maybe at this pint he would still have some cards to use against China.
1
TugJobTony4 days ago
+1
That’s not how war works.
1
Vanthan4 days ago
+1
Please Xi, oh please can you not? So weak.
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Pottopher4 days ago
+1
Trump is so pathetic. No leadership skills whatsoever. He's just a self-aggrandizing idiot. He will be a case study in psychology for generations to come.
1
FantasticPangolin8394 days ago
+1
Fart of the deal
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medium0rare4 days ago
+1
Thank goodness! There for a minute I thought we had started WW3. Looks like TRUMP has it taken care of though. 😮💨
/s
1
captaincrazy694 days ago
+1
swiper no swiping
1
24links244 days ago
+1
I read an article a few hrs ago saying China is shipping Iran hand held anti aircraft launchers, so is that not happening now?
1
I_burn_noodles4 days ago
+1
Maybe he should just send a note apologizing to Iran. Since he likes the pen pal game.
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PretendFly84914 days ago
+1
"I told him very strongly."
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daroach14144 days ago
+1
It’s so funny to try to imagine trump writing anything but his stupid ass signature. Writing or reading is something trump does not do.
1
wwarnout4 days ago
+1
"Trump says..." is almost always a lie.
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pabodie4 days ago
+1
How did we get here? My god what a horror.
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JustDoc4 days ago
+1
Waiting for the reports from Chinese state media saying that no communication has taken place between them and the US.
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Sweet-Competition-154 days ago
+1
And I'm certain that their response was, "Since you've asked so nicely, of course we'll comply!"
1
wallyrules754 days ago
+1
I betting that was his letter to Santa
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Klausvendetta4 days ago
+1
Did he double pinky swear?
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Staff_Senyou4 days ago
+1
Except he didn't.
Except he did in an enabling dementia delirium that bypassed his screeners
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Xalpen4 days ago
+1
China will say sure, then ship stuff through russia.
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hippodribble4 days ago
+1
Well, if that didn't work, I don't know what will.
1
kakafob4 days ago
+1
He asked on Twitter's X?
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IcyUse334 days ago
+1
"Oh these things? They're not missiles. They're just telephone poles. For you know, communication and Internet."
Trump: Oh okay.
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Significant_Okra_6254 days ago
+1
Has he asked the same about Russia?
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Cool-Tangelo65484 days ago
+1
Cool so China will just keep buying pil from Iran, flooding their economy with much needed money. That iran will turn arpund and buy weapons from Russia with.
1
AiMwithoutBoT4 days ago
+1
“Deer chi, don’t not give eyeran wepons, thx
Donald.”
1
hoodlumonprowl4 days ago
+1
Oh sure, in a fever dream at 4 in the morning he made this up in his head and here we are. Xi is somewhere laughing.
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